shocktober short 1: the attack of valentina
The episode begins in the hazbin Hotel as the BIG family is telling scary stories. And Blitz was telling a cartoon classic: the Hash Slinging Slasher.
Blitz: And the 3rd and final level, the Hash Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over! Then, he exits the bus and crosses the street WITHOUT, looking both ways, because he's already DEAD!
Moxxie: But if he's a ghost, then how does he go to the other side? Fly there?
Blitz: it's more of a zombie kinda thing, Mox.
Moxxie: makes sense, then.
Stella: Hey! Some of us r trying to nap down here!
Blitz: Sorry bout that, honey. We were telling scary stories.
Stella: Hmm, fair enough, then.
But a growling noise was heard.
Millie: Was anybody making that noise? Is someone hungry?
Moxxie: I don't know about that.
Angel dust: Yeah, that sounded like growls of anger for some reason.
The growling was heard again, but louder.
Stella: i said, keep it down!
Blitz: Stella, i swear it's not any of us!
Angel dust: It's coming from the front door.
The door burst open to see a silhouette of a demon overlord, growling in anger.
Angel dust: holy fuck! It's, it's, it's, it's...
???: BLITZOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Blitz: it's another moth overlord!
Chapter title says it all.
Stella: Valentino!? You're alive!? How did u...
???: save it, lady. I ain't here for u!
Angel dust: then who r u after anyways, toots?
???: listen up, bitches, there's only 2 things I want: angel dust BACK to porn and that imp over there, DEAD.
Blitz: me!? What the fuck did i do!?
???: U KILLED MY BROTHER!!!!
Blitz: Brother!?
Millie: Valentino was your brother?
???: was is right, thanks to THAT little creep!
Blitz: So wait, who the hell r u?
???: I'm his twin sister, Valentina, u moron!
Blitz: sister?
Valentina: Oh, what? U just NOW see the bow on my hat?
Angel dust: dude, u couldn't tell?
Blitz: Not really.
Angel dust: Boss, just look at her. She is totally a sexy fox.
Blitz: Fox?
Millie: (giggles and sing song) 🎵 Angel dust has the hots for Valentino's sister. 🎵
Angel dust: Hey! Not so loud!
Blitz: Listen up, lady. I did NOT kill your brother, but I did kill Velvette, though, but I did not kill Valentino despite the fact that i wanted to, but hit velvette instead.
Valentina: That's NOT what everyone else is saying.
Stella: "Everyone else?" How did u even find out about it?
Valentina: R u kidding me!? I heard it from the grape vine.
Cuts to 4 demons outside the hotel.
Demon 1: Don't look at me, I didn't tell anyone.
Demon 2: i would never do that.
Demon 3: me neither, how bout u, Janey?
Demon 4: uuuhhh...
Demon 1 and 3: Oh no. janey...
Demon 4: What? I told about 2 people, ok?
All demons: aw! DO'H! Nice one, Janey, u jerk.
Back to the demons inside the hotel.
Stella: Seriously? U can't believe ANYTHING these guys say.
Blitz: Yeah, they're a bunch of "whiners." (Laughs) get it?
Valentina was starting to tear up as she realized she had found the wrong target.
Valentina: i can't believe this. I came all this way for nothing!
Blitz: It looks like Ms porn moth here is gonna cry!
Valentina: I'm not crying!
All except blitz: BLITZ!!!
Moxxie: lay off her, sir! She's just having a rough night.
Valentina: i don't get it! If it wasn't him, then who really killed my brother!?
Blitz: Oh, i know who did it: it was lucifer.
Valentina: Who?
Blitz: lucifer. And he's right behind u with an angelic gun in his hands.
Valentina turned around and saw him with an angelic gun in his hands.
Lucifer: Want to take away Angel dust for porn after I killed your brother and want to kill blitz? Not on my watch. Time to die!
Valentina screams as lucifer pulls the trigger and kills her. And drags her body to where his brother was buried, so she can rot with him as the doors closed behind him.
Blitz: Talk about déjà vu.
Stella: That's it. I'm going to have my nap with stolas instead. See ya later hon. (Kisses Blitz's forehead).
Blitz: See ya later, Stella.
Moxxie: (sigh) Well, I guess that's the last we'll see of the moth demons.
Millie: Hopefully.
???: Oh, not so fast there, buddy.
Blitz: Oh shit! Here we go once again!
Moth demon 1: I'm Valentino's second cousin, I'm here to avenge his death.
Moth demon 2: and I'm Valentino's grandpa, I'm here to avenge his death.
Moth demon 3: and I'm Valentino's mailman, and I got all this mail and no forwarding address. So I need some help here.
End of chapter.
Author note: i made this chapter for a new announcement for this month, I'm gonna try and make some shocktober shorts this month b4 the hazbin Hotel episodes. I know you're all still expecting them to happen. But they will happen, but I just thought that i would do this for 1 reason: IT IS DA SPOOKY MONTH!!! Also, this chapter was based on an annoying orange episode: grapefruit's revenge. See ya next chapter folks.
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