scrambled eggs, blitz meets Carmine, and Ms. Mayberry's redemption

Our mission begins as charlie is setting up a banner about Sir pentious's 1st full week at the hotel.

Charlie: That looks perfect! Ah! I'm so excited that Sir pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Well, at least blitz was able to keep him in check. And i hope he'll keep at it.

Charlie: Well, at least i haven't seen pentious do anything bad here.

But pentious brings out a weapon.

Vaggie: What the hell is that!?

Pentious: Oh! Hello there, vagatha. This is my new invention: the skin flayer 11,000! I look forward to blasting any foes trying to attack this place! It was Blitz's idea.

Blitz: i tried to tell him NOT to kill any of us with it. So we made a compromise to use these weapons against any hotel destroying threat.

Charlie: WHAT!? Y!?

Pentious: blitz is right. Obviously, other people will plan to ruin EVERYTHING u worked for! And we both wouldn't allow it! We must be prepared! (He sees 2 ladies carrying parts.) Oh! The new parts for my machine r here!

???: sign, please.

Blitz: Hey, excuse me.

???: Hmm? Oh! R u blitz, with the o silent?

Blitz: That's me.

???: it's really him. The imp rising to the top!

???: This imp is him!?

???: Well, in that case, it's a pleasure to meet u.

Blitz: thx. Who r u 2?

???: I'm oddette. And this is my sister, clara.

Clara: Hi. I'm your biggest fan.

Oddette: we work for our mother: Carmilla carmine. This reminds me that she wants to meet u in person during an overlord meeting.

Blitz: Really? Well, tell her I'll be there.

Odette: excellent. If u would, sign this for the parts.

Blitz: Oh, of course. (He signs the order form.) All set.

Odette: Thank u, blitz. Thank u and pentious for your carmine purchase, and I hope we'll see u at that meeting.

Blitz: Okay, dokey. Have a lovely day. He wheels the parts to pentious.

Vaggie: Carmine!? As in Carmilla carmine!? Pentious is buying parts from an overlord!?

Blitz: It looks like it. Right, snake eyes?

Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in hell.

Blitz: And she wants to meet ME in person. But for now, pentious, go ahead and take these parts for our next weapon to defend this hotel.

Pentious: way ahead of u, blitz.

Vaggie: blitz, y?

Blitz: Hey! I made sure to reassure him that none of us r gonna kill him. My gang and i made him feel welcome.

Charlie: i appreciate that, blitz.

Vaggie: But there's 1 problem: does he trust the rest of us?

Blitz: Not yet. But he does trust the I M P crew. Just not the hazbin crew, yet.

Charlie: Well, y dont we focus on that for today's activities?

Blitz: That's a plan that might work. But i won't be involved. I gotta be at that meeting. I promised her daughters I'd be there.

Charlie: Well, go ahead and get ready for that. Don't keep them waiting.

Vaggie: Not b4 we lay some ground rules: We'll make sure he can build weapons for defending the hotel only. But he better NOT plot against other guests, and he must get rid of these things.

Blitz: the egg boiz? U can't do that to him! Those egg boiz r basically his life. And besides, they won't do that much harm.

1 of them shot a laser blast through the ceiling.

Egg boy: Oops.

Blitz: Though, they can be a bit clumsy. I can't blame 'em for that.

Vaggie: Ugh! What did i just say? What did i just say?

But pentious heard all of that and tried to stop her from making him give up his minions.

Pentious: WHAT!? Not my little egg boiz! They do my evil bidding for me.

Blitz: Indeed. And like i said, these eggs r his life. It'll ruin his life if u took them away from him. 4EVER.

Vaggie: Well, do U have any idea what to do with them?

Blitz: Well, y don't i take them for a little while? Don't worry, pentious. I'll see to it that you'll get them back when vaggie decides to let u have them back. I'll be their boss temporarily until then.

Pentious: good idea. That could work.

Vaggie: Fine. Just keep them in line.

Blitz: understood!

Pentious: Alright, eggys. U must go with Blitz. He'll be your temporary boss until further notice.

Egg boy: ok, boss.

They all went with blitz to find Alastor and tell him what's going on today. Meanwhile, Alastor was in his room, eating a dead deer corpse.

Blitz: Alastor!

Alastor: ... do u mind, boss? I'm in the middle of breakfast.

Blitz: me and the egg boiz r heading to an overlord meeting to see someone, wanna come with?

Alastor: Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!

Blitz: But DO NOT bring harm to these eggs. I'm their boss, TEMPORARILY.

Alastor: Hmm, well, that's a lot less fun. But i can join u on my outing today.

Blitz: AWESOME. (sees dead deer corpse.) That's fucking disgusting.

When they all got downstairs, blitz was gonna let them all know he was headed out to the meeting with Alastor and the egg boiz.

Blitz: Alright, everyone! Listen up! As u know, i have a meeting i need to go to. Ms. Carmilla carmine is expected to see me there, and I'm taking Alastor with me. Have fun with your trust exercises, everyone.

Everyone: See ya later, blitz!

As soon as he, alastor, and the eggs left, charlie began her own mission.

Charlie: Hi guys! Thx for coming. It's been brought to my attention that there may be a littllllllllllllllllllllllle tension in the hotel.

Vaggie: tension that is counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

Stella: indeed. Tension here will cause some serious trouble. So how do we keep that problem from happening?

Charlie: I'm glad u asked stella. We think this team can benefit from something we call...

Charlie/vaggie: Trust exercises!

Vaggie: Oh shit.

Charlie: vaggie, we rehearsed this. Sigh, we're doing trust exercises.

Ms. Mayberry: ooh! Trust exercises! I've been wanting to do this for a while.

Husk: u sure about that?

Ms. Mayberry: Yeah, y?

Husk: I'm not about to put on a show for these fucking chumps.

Angel dust: Oh, I will. But, it's cash up front, and i know that one can't afford me.

Pentious: Gross! I'd NEVER think about it, spider!

Vaggie: Ok, well, let's get started. Charlie, u wanna lead this, or should i lead?

Charlie: i think u should take the lead. Your skills as an ex-lieutenant of the exorcists can come in handy for this 1.

Vaggie: understood! Alright, listen up! We're starting with trust falls! Each 1 of u will come up here and share something about yourself and fall backward while the rest of the team catches u, understand? Who wants to go 1st?

Charlie: Ooh, ooh! Me me me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Vaggie: Alright, get on up here.

She goes up to the stage.

Charlie: i... i love u, guys. Like, really, REALLY love u.

She falls backward, and vaggie catches her.

Vaggie: Gotcha!

Charlie: That. Felt. Good! Ms. Mayberry, y don't u go next?

Ms. Mayberry: Sure. Leave it to me.

Vaggie: This time, EVERYONE needs to catch her, ok? Unless u WANT me to hurt u.

Ms. Mayberry: Um, let's see, something about myself, correct?

Charlie nods.

Ms. Mayberry: Alright then, well, let me say that while I was alive, i was a good person my entire life, but due to blind rage, i ended up killing my husband and tried to kill the mistress, and afterwards, i killed myself in front of the kids and i was guilty. So that's y i was at I M P for, to get my revenge on her. And now she's gone, i wasn't sure what to do next, but Alastor informed me of this place to get myself redeemed. And I'll do whatever it takes to do just that.

After she finished, she fell backward, and Husk, Angel, and charlie caught her.

Charlie: Wow, i never expected that to happen. But not to worry, your redemption is in our hands.

Ms. Mayberry: Thank u, princess.

Vaggie: Wow, just like me when i spared a hellborn, and i was punished for it. Good job.

Angel dust: Can i go next?

Vaggie: we were gonna have u go next anyway, so get on up there.

Angel dust: ok. So something about myself, eh? Well, how bout this? I LOVE to suck...

Husk: i swear to fuck if u say dicks!

Angel dust: Popsicles, u sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter.

He falls backward, and husk catches him.

Angel dust: but dicks, no more am i sucking those now I'm free from val.

Husk: GOOD.

Husk puts him down gently.

Angel dust: Alright, new guy, you're up.

Pentious was up next with a stage light and a dramatic look.

Pentious: i... don't wanna live without my minions. Nobody catch me.

He falls down, but charlie, vaggie, and Husk catch him despite his suicide.

Pentious: damn it!

Vaggie: That's great. Wow, u r slimy.

Octavia: he's a snake. He's always slimy. It's just how snakes r. No offense, pentious.

Pentious: none taken.

Vaggie: gee, thx for the tip, octavia. Uh niffty?

Niffty goes up next with a hyper look on her face.

Niffty: sometimes, i kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others.

She jumps off, only to be caught by loona.

Loona: woah woah woah! Hold it right there! R u TRYING to poke your eye out like that!?

Niffty: Sorry...

Loona: Listen, niff, i understand that you're a bug killer and a quick cleaning house maid. I get that. But u don't have to be THIS hyperactive. Just learn to tone it down a notch.

Niffty: ok.

She jumps off and heads back to the others. Meanwhile, charlie and vaggie were having a discussion away from the group.

Charlie: ok, ok, so it's sorta working. But maybe there's something else we can try for the activity?

Vaggie: Don't worry, babe, i got this.

Ms. Mayberry: i have an idea. I used to do this kinda thing as a school teacher while i was alive.

Vaggie: Is that so? What do u have in mind?

Meanwhile, out in Pentagram City, Blitz, along with Alastor and the egg boiz, were on their way to the overlord meeting while the egg boiz just wouldn't shut up, and they run into a certain spider overlord.

???: Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?

Egg boy: Who's that boss? Want us to rough him up for ya?

Alastor: Follow in silence if u value your shell. Greetings, zestial.

Zestial: Greetings, blitz. I'm glad to finally meet thy legendary imp in person.

Blitz: Yeah. What's it to ya?

Zestial: i see u haven't heard of me.

Demon: Oh shit!

Alastor: It looks like we might be getting some acid rain this afternoon.

A demon pours gas on himself and lits it on fire, burning himself after seeing zestial.

Blitz: Ha! Oh that's fucking hilarious.

Zestial: So then my dear imp, heard some legendary things about u and your new company.

Blitz: thx. Me and the I M P 2.0 crew r back in business, ready to take down some serious ass!

Alastor: And i happened to join in when it began. It was very entertaining.

Zestial: Is that so, Alastor? Did rosie happen to join too?

Blitz: she has actually. We even got the goetia family to join in, too.

Zestial: Glad to hear that, blitz. I also heard u finally killed those pathetic Vs.

Alastor: we sure did. They called lucifer to ensure he would die alone.

Blitz: But the jokes on them. They're the ones who r dead. And we managed to set Angel dust free from Valentino's control. And now the ex pornstar now works for me.

Zestial: Now that's the big story. Which ring did thy battle happen at?

Alastor: the wrath ring for the harvest moon festival.

Zestial: interesting. Oh! We r here. This elevator will take is to the overlord meeting above.

Blitz: Now, eggs. When we all go up, i expect u to guard the meeting room door so no one can interrupt us so rudely. Understand?

Eggs: Sir, yes, sir!

Blitz: Let's go, gentlemen.

They all went up the elevator and went their way to the meeting room along with all the other overlords, and the egg boiz went to guard mode.

And now the woman herself: Carmilla carmine.

Carmilla: greetings, everyone. Thank u all for coming to this meeting. We're waiting for 1 more: a certain imp i requested to be here.

Alastor: i have him with me.

Blitz: (jumps on the table) Here i am! I M P 2.0 LEADER BLITZ IN DA HOUSE!

Carmilla: Ah, there he is. Nice to finally meet the legend in person.

Blitz: Well, i made a promise to your daughters I'd be here, and here I am. I'm blitz, the o is silent.

Clara: i knew u'd make it.

Carmilla: indeed. As long as you're here. We need to have a talk about the recent extermination date. Care to explain y it's happening?

Blitz: i made a deal with adam to hopefully get a sinner redeemed b4 the end of a 6-month period. So he changed it to 6 months to let the deal begin.

Everyone (except for alastor) GASP!

Carmilla: U WHAT!? Do u have 1 idea what kind of trouble this caused!?

Blitz: Don't worry. We already have 2 clients attempting to redeem themselves as we speak. My gang and i will surely win this bet.

Zestial: But that's the problem. Can a sinner really be redeemed in that hotel of lucifer's daughter?

Blitz: Well, we may not be 100% sure how, but it WON'T stop us from trying. It's like this biblical saying i heard from Ms. Mayberry: "david, pick up your slingshot. We're gonna slay the goliath."

Overlords: ...

Alastor: I've heard it more than once. So i think he has a point.

Zestial: Is that right, Alastor?

Alastor: Yes, sir.

Carmilla: Wow. Just wow. I never expected to hear those religious words here in hell. Did this, Ms. Mayberry really say that for encouragement?

Blitz: Yes, she did. With those words in mind, my gang and i WILL win that bet and ruin Adam's fun of extermination once and for all!

Carmilla: ... this meeting is now over!

Blitz: ok. Bye.

But Carmilla grabs him from behind.

Carmilla: Not so fast! We have MORE business to discuss, in my office. The rest of u can head back to your territories now.

Missi zilla: Seriously? We just got here.

They all left, except for Alastor, who has a mission of his own after seeing Carmilla drag blitz to get office with her daughters and zestial following.

Alastor: Well, that's interesting.

The egg boiz made it in.

Egg boy: What's going on with the boss?

Alastor: i need at least 1 of u to do it. 4 of u and me will wait outside of the building next to the elevator. But as for u, i have a job for u.

Egg boy: oh! Yes, boss?

Alastor: Follow them and find out what's going on. U other 4, come with me.

Egg boy: On it, boss!

Eggs: Good luck, Frank!

Egg boy: we have names?

The 1 egg boy follows the overlords and blitz. Meanwhile, back with the others for trust exercises, Ms. Mayberry took them to the gym part of a school where they see kids trusting each other in indoor sports.

Vaggie: Mayberry! U call this trust!?

Ms. Mayberry: Of course. What other way to learn how to trust others than sports? Here at gym class, it helps kids understand the meaning of teamwork, trust, and having a good time with a good sports game. As a school teacher, it's my job to know.

Charlie: Mayberry, i love the enthusiasm. But I never thought this was another thing that trust comes from.

Ms. Mayberry: Well, princess, let me educate ya something very important: when it comes to trust in sports, u gotta take good advantage of it with a good game plan in order to win. And if it doesn't work the 1st time, always come up with a second plan.

Vaggie: Good point. Sports is about trust in order to win, i guess u got us this time. Somehow, u surpassed me on this. Impressive. I'll definitely make this useful for advanced trust exercises with u as my assistant.

Ms. Mayberry: Deal.

Charlie: See!? U guys r earning trust already! We're doing it!

Angel dust: Yeah, i guess we r. Husk, ready for a good game of basketball?

Husk: Don't mind if i do.

The gang had some fun with sports, and it looks like their trust levels r building up. Meanwhile, back at Carmilla's office, the while family with zestial included had something to say to blitz.

Blitz: So y did u drag me here!? What was wrong with what u said!?

Carmilla: it's not about that. What u said was VERY inspiring. I haven't heard anything like that when i was alive with my daughters.

Blitz: But if it's not that, then y did u drag me here then!?

Carmilla: blitz, I'm scared.

Blitz: scared? Of what?

Carmilla: u don't understand. I think i have another reason for this extermination to be pushed to 6 months besides your bet.

Clara: Mom? What r u talking about?

Oddette: i don't think i like the sounds of this.

Carmilla: blitz, girls, and zestial, the truth is... i killed an angel last extermination.

Blitz: U DID THAT!? Y!?

Carmilla: i did it in self-defense. To protect my daughters. These 2 mean so much to me, i couldn't let these angels kill them, so i killed 1 in retaliation.

Zestial: So it was by thy hand, wasn't it?

Carmilla: Yes. It was. I have a bad feeling that when that time limit is up, those angels will come looking for me. They won't stop at ANYTHING until they kill me and my daughters.

Oddette: Mom, is this true?

Clara: Oddette, we were there to see it, remember?

Oddette: Oh, yeah. We were.

Zestial: Well, what do u suppose u should do now?

Carmilla: i only have 1 option, but u girls won't like it.

Clara: What r u talking about?

Oddette: Please don't say it.

Carmilla: I'm giving u 2 to blitz.

Oddette/Clara: WHAT!?!?!?

Blitz: WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!?!?!?!?

Carmilla: I'm sorry to say it blitz, but it's true. I'm sure with your grimoire u got from paimon, you'll know what to do for their protection.

Blitz: But, I'm not so sure i can handle that responsibility. I'm just a lowly imp.

Carmilla: In my eyes, not anymore. You're more than an imp. You're a HERO hell needs. And who needs it now more... than my daughters?

Zestial: she's right, Blitz. She knows u can do it.

Blitz: But in case u forgot, I'm married to 2 goetias.

Carmilla: Ah, that's right. I forgot about that. Which is y i want u to give them this letter. This letter will tell them what i did in the last extermination, and the favor i ask of u and your big family in the hazbin Hotel. If u do this for me, I'll give u and your I M P 2.0 crew my finest angelic weapons for free. Deal?

Blitz: ........ alright. I'll do it. U got yourself a deal.

Carmilla: U made the right choice.

The 2 shake hands.

Little did they know, an egg boy was listening on everything that happened and had to tell Alastor. Outside, the egg boiz and Alastor were waiting for Frank to come back down, and sure enough, he arrived with the big news.

Frank: Boss, i have big news!

Alastor: Is that so? Tell me, what did u hear?

Frank: Apparently, Carmilla assigned blitz to keep her daughters protected from the next extermination because she killed 1 in the last extermination.

Alastor: killed what last extermination?

Frank: Ms. Carmilla killed an angel last extermination. And now she has to give her daughters to blitz to keep them protected.

Alastor: Interesting. Let's keep it between us, SHALL WE?

Frank: U got it, boss!

And then, Blitz and Carmilla's daughters came down with the letter in hand.

Blitz: Is everyone ready to head back to the hotel?

All: Yes, Blitz.

Blitz: Alright, then.

Meanwhile, back in the hotel, vaggie was happy that thanks to Ms. Mayberry's idea for trust exercises, it helped everyone get along and have a good time.

Vaggie: i guess we really did it.

Charlie: Yeah, u did. Good job.

She kissed vaggie as a reward for her leading skills for today's activities.

And then, blitz and the rest came back.

All: Welcome home, Blitz!

Blitz: thx guys, but now i have a confession. I have Carmilla's daughters with me.

Stella: WHAT!? Y!?

Blitz: (he shows her the letter Carmilla wanted him to have to them.) This letter shows it all. She wanted me to give it to ya.

Stella took the letter and read it.

Carmilla's letter: "Dear hazbin hotel and I M P 2.0 crew, i have a dark secret i can't hold anymore: last extermination, i killed an exorcist. Sinners like me aren't supposed to do that. And now heaven will see it as a threat like an uprising. So that's the REAL reason i had blitz see me for. I asked him to keep my daughters safe in the hotel. If the exorcists come back and kill me, promise me you'll take good care of them in my place. Sincerely, Carmilla carmine. PS, I hope u win your bet."

Stella: OH SHIT! We gotta win this bet, and we must win it now!

But that was when a cracking sound was heard.

Charlie: stella, i think your yelling may have cracked a window or wall.

Ms. Mayberry: Or maybe... it's me!

The cracking sound was Ms Mayberry's demon form beaking apart.

Vaggie: Is this what i think it is?

Octavia: she's redeemed herself! I think the trust exercises really gave her the ability to trust others again, and now, her demon shell of her humanity is breaking apart, thus meaning: she's becoming an angel.

Angel dust: No fucking way! We actually did it!?

But now, an explosion was seen, and what do they see? An angelic form of Ms. Mayberry.

Ms. Mayberry: I'm an angel now. The halo on my head proves it.

Charlie: WE DID IT!!!! MY HOTEL WORKS AFTER ALL!!! WE WON!!!!!

But a knock on the door was heard.

Charlie: I'll get it.

She opens the door to see an angel right there.

Angel: Hello, is this the hazbin Hotel?

Charlie: Yes, it is.

Angel: Good, i heard we have a redeemed sinner in here, and i need to pick them up to take them to heaven. But 1st, allow me to introduce myself: my name is sadiki. 1 of God's best angels at your service. And i have come to pick up the 1st redeemed sinner.

Ms. Mayberry: That would be me. I'm ready. Thank u, blitz. Thank u, charlie. For everything. Guess it's time for me to ascend.

Blitz: No problem. Hope there's a school up there u can teach in.

Charlie: I'm gonna miss u. But have fun in heaven.

Ms. Mayberry goes to sadiki to ascend to heaven. But b4 they go, he has a letter to deliver.

Sadiki: Oh! That reminds me. I have a letter to give to u, princess Charlie. It's from god himself.

Charlie opens it and reads it.

God's letter: "Dear charlie: i heard u finally did what i wanted to do for over 10,000 years: redeem a sinner. I congratulate u on your mission completed. But now, tomorrow, i ask u and your whole family to come up to heaven. But sad to say that the sinners u have in the hotel will have to stay down there. but u and vaggie can be here, though, and by family, i mean U, vaggie, and the I M P crew. I have a gift for u and your imp friend, blitz. I'll see u soon, god. PS, I'm looking forward to seeing u for the 1st time."

Charlie: This. Is. INCREDIBLE! Blitz, tomorrow, ALL OF US R GOING TO HEAVEN!

Blitz: Did u all hear that!? We're going up to heaven tomorrow!

All: CHEER!!!!!!!!

Charlie: Tell god we'll be there tomorrow!

Sadiki: will do, my dear friend. Come along, Ms. Mayberry, it's time.

Ms. Mayberry: Well, can i make 1 last goodbye?

Sadiki: Very well.

Ms. Mayberry: Charlie, blitz, thx for helping me all this time. Goodbye.

She and sadiki finally ascend to heaven.

Charlie: (cries a tear.) We really did it.

Blitz: we won the bet. Take that adam! Your extermination scheme is done for! Come on, let's celebrate this redeemed victory!

All: CHEER!

Meanwhile, in heaven, sadiki, and Ms. Mayberry were having a tour of heaven when they heard adam screaming.

Adam: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!! I HOPED THEY WOULDN'T REDEEM A SINNER AND NOW THEY DID!?!?!?!?!? NOW HOW R WE GONNA EXTERMINATE THEM NOW, SINCE THEY'VE WON THE BET!?!?!?!?!?

Lute: Don't worry, we'll find another way.

Sadiki: Extermination?

Ms. Mayberry: Well, i heard it was to kill sinners to reduce the overpopulation of hell.

Sadiki: WHAT!? Oh, we MUST report this to god at once! I know where he is. Follow me!

Ms. Mayberry: Ok. Lead the way.

The 2 went to God's office in his castle to explain the bad news to god.

Sadiki: Sir! We have a problem!

God: What's the matter, my child?

Sadiki: Adam had this thing called the extermination to kill sinners in Pentagram City to reduce the overpopulation. Shouldn't a redeemed sinner change all that?

God: Is that right? Well, when i see Charlie, Blitz, and everyone here in heaven tomorrow, I'm going to see to it that a trial begins for Adam's crimes and revoke the license of extermination 4ever.

Ms. Mayberry: i hope all exterminations r canceled permanently.

God: Don't worry, they WILL be.

End of chapter.

Author note: Talk about a twist of fate! I guess that means i won't have to do the episode with lucifer in it, but do the episode of heaven instead. This is where the extermination plan of Adam's ends, or will it? See ya next chapter.

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