Satan's arrival at the hotel and a marriage plan for his daughter

Our story begins in the ring of wrath. The deadly sin, Satan, was on his throne when he heard the news of what was happening for some time.

Satan: WHAT!? WHAT DO U MEAN THERE'S AN IMP RISING TO THE TOP!? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?

Reaper: That's what we've been asking ourselves, too. Plus, your niece's hotel of redemption really works. She fully redeemed a sinner and will be able to redeem even more.

Satan: Good for her, but... WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE IMP!?

Reaper: He's been giving her a helping hand.

Satan: A HELPING HAND!? WHICH IMP GAVE HER THAT HELPING HAND AND THE 1 RISING TO THE TOP!?

Reaper: Upon looking into this further, it would seem his name is... blitzo buckzo. He even has his own grimoire.

Satan: HIS OWN GRIMOIRE!? IMPS. AREN'T. SUPPOSED. TO. HAVE THOSE!!!!

Reaper: All except for him. He got it from King paimon of the goetia family.

Satan: THAT BIRD-BRAINED IMBECILE!!!!!! I'M MARCHING STRAIGHT TO THAT HOTEL AND GIVE THAT IMP A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!!

Reaper: i wouldn't do that. King lucifer is there at the hotel, and he'll do EVERYTHING in his power to protect him.

Satan: He may be the king, but I'M THE LAW!!

He goes to the hotel to confront him. Watch out, blitz! Satan is about to have your head! U and the gang better stop him from ruining EVERYTHING U worked for!!!

Meanwhile, at the hazbin Hotel...

Charlie: So, Michael, this is the hazbin Hotel.

Michael: Hmm, not bad. Red and gold do go well together.

Blitz: i thought the same thing. When we got here the 1st time, it was a bit of a wreck. But i got my employee, Alastor, to liven things up with this lobby with a cool fireplace. And this bar to have a drink with friends and share your troubles with our bartender: husker, but we call him husk for short.

Husker: Hi, how ya doing?

Michael: Well, nice to meet u, husk.

Husk: So, god himself sent u down here?

Michael: Yeah, he sent me to lend a helping hand in redeeming more sinners. While my brother azrael is helping blitz at I M P.

Husk: Well, good to know. But when i got the news of him becoming a nephilim of hope, i was fucking SHOCKED!

Moxxie: so were me and millie! Blitz has everything of his own: a crystallized grimoire, a marriage of 2 goetias, a new and improved I M P company, and now a nephilim of hope form! He's 1 unstoppable imp!

Millie: I know, right!? But we r proud of him.

Moxxie: Yeah, we r. He really has matured since all the times he's stalked us.

Michael: Blitz, is that true?

Blitz: Yeah, i used to stalk them, cause i just think they had a relationship so cute that i just wanted in as a 3rd. But now that I'm married, i don't have to do some stalking anymore.

Michael: Oh, that's a relief. Cause stalking is not a good thing to do. I'll have u know.

Blitz: People do that on earth too.

Michael: Yes, that's true. But in hell, it's taken to another level of creepy.

Blitz: ah. Yep. That explains a lot.

But a knock was heard.

Charlie: Oh! That must be another client. Be right back.

She opens the door, and who does she see? Satan.

Satan: hel...

She closes the door and opens it up again.

Satan: lo!

She closes it again and warns blitz.

Charlie: Hey, blitz?

Blitz: What's wrong?

Charlie: Satan is at the door!

Blitz: WHAT!? OH SHIT! He must've found out everything that happened! I am so fucked! Hide me!

Stella: What's the matter, sweetie?

Blitz: Satan's here...

Stella: Uh, oh...

Charlie opens the door again, and Satan is still there.

Satan: may i speak now?

Charlie: u may.

Satan: So, how r ya?

Charlie: doing good. What about u?

Satan: I'm looking for blitzo. Have u seen him?

Blitz: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, SATAN!! BTW, THE O IS SILENT NOW!!!

He starts running.

Satan: THERE U R! COME BACK HERE!!!!

The chase was on!

Blitz and Satan did the old cartoon classic door to door chasing, and after a while, Satan caught him.

Satan: Gotcha! You're coming with me!

Blitz: What r u doing!? Let me go!

Satan tries to leave the hotel with blitz in his grip, but luckily, lucifer and Lilith stop him.

Lilith: And where do u think YOU'RE going?

Satan: Back to the wrath ring for HIS punishment for rising WAY above his low rank!

Lucifer: i would NOT do that if i were U. He's no ordinary imp anymore: he's now the nephilim of hope. My heavenly father's gift to him.

Satan: Wait, what?

Lilith: U heard him. Now let him go, or else lucifer is the one punishing U.

Satan: NEVER! He's NOT supposed to rise to the top! He's a lowly imp, and he's supposed to STAY that way!

Stella: Not anymore he isn't. He has his own grimoire given and upgraded by King paimon of the goetia family, and he's married to both me and stolas.

Satan: WHAT!?

Charlie: So give it up, Uncle Satan. As the angel of redemption, i ordered u to put my bestie down at once!

Satan: ANGEL OF REDEMPTION!?

Lucifer: i was in heaven to witness that moment ever since she redeemed a sinner. And blitz became the nephilim of hope who will bring hope to many of those who need it. And as king of hell, i order u to let him go now, or things r gonna get ugly.

Satan: ... Fine. U win.

He let Blitz go.

Blitz: Whew! Thx guys.

Satan: But i wanna know, lucifer: Y IS HE RISING TO THE TOP!?

Andrealphus: i can explain. After a painful night at the lust ring, things took an awful turn for him when his daughter and employees died by overdose on drugs and killed in a car accident, and the V's called lucifer and let him know about his company so they thought he would kill him so he can die alone, but things took an unexpected turn for the better. Lucifer approved his company and moved him to a bigger building. He has his own grimoire so he can travel anywhere he wants in the human realm, along with human disguises and new powers and abilities to increase his chances, and it was recently upgraded with an asmodean crystal to make his disguises last longer, makes a new kind of portal, and makes his powers and abilities last longer, too. But now, he's married to stolas and my sister to make sure of 1 thing: HE'LL NEVER DIE ALONE. And the best part: his 1st employees and his mother were resurrected by King lucifer. And now I M P 2.0 is bigger than b4 with people he knows best, like his sister, me, and his mother. And even... the radio demon. That's right, my dear friend, Blitz is working with Alastor. The most deadliest overlord hell's ever seen. But we killed those V's. We were back at your ring for the harvest moon festival when the V's tried to kill him with Striker as their hitman. And now god himself has seen his potential by wiping out the wicked scum off the earth to end up here, and made him the nephilim of hope he is today with a new employee; azrael, the archangel of death.

Satan: R u serious with me? I'm shocked he went through all that?

Stolas: Andrealphus is NOT lying. He speaks the truth.

Satan: ............ wow. I never knew the imp i created would go through all that trouble, but he managed to rise above it all. Alright then. The imp is spared.

Blitz: Yes!

Satan, BUT! I have 1 condition.

Blitz: What's that?

Satan: While u r married to these goetias, but the condition is... U MUST ALSO MARRY MY DAUGHTER: SOPHIA GUSION!

All: GASP!!!!

Blitz: A 3RD WIFE!? WHAT!? IF I DO THAT, I'LL END UP ABANDONING EVERYTHING! I'M NOT WILLING TO RISK THAT!

Satan: Not exactly, but she needs someone to love, and she doesn't even want my throne, so i think u would be perfect for her. Let's say she's a nephilim herself. The only problem is that she's in heaven with her mother.

Blitz: i guess it's back to heaven for a 3rd marriage. Hope god is alright with that.

Lucifer: Don't worry, blitz, I'll talk to him about this.

Satan: Alright then. Good luck, blitz. You're gonna need it.

He leaves the hotel.

Stella: Satan is having U marry his daughter in heaven!? That's crazy!

Blitz: i had the same idea the minute he said that! I don't know if i should really go through with this!

But a light shined upon the gang.

God: i heard everything.

Lucifer: Father! I needed to talk to u about this.

God: No need to. He's right on 1 thing: his daughter in heaven is a nephilim, too. His wife is an angel who birthed his child and kept her in heaven because now that Satan is the king of wrath, he's become dangerous for her to be around. So i will talk to her mother about all this and tell her that Blitz will be the marriage mate for her daughter.

Blitz: But i still think if i go through with this, I'm basically abandoning everything i worked for.

God: Not unless she'll be under YOUR protection here at hazbin Hotel.

Blitz: Good point. She can stay with charlie while me and my gang r at work.

God: precisely.

Blitz: Alright. I'm in.

God: Good! I'll let her know now!

He went back to heaven.

Blitz: i just hope I'm ready for a 3rd marriage mate.

Stella: Don't worry, sweetie, you'll do fine. Besides, i won't mind.

Stolas: same here.

Blitz: thx guys. U have NO idea how much this means to me to know you'll still be by my side despite this.

The 3 share a kiss as the episode ends.

End of chapter.

Author note: Well, things just got interesting. I wonder how this heavenly wedding will go for our nephilim of hope. Stay tuned to find out.

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