The story begins with a backstory explained by a school teacher named Ms. Mayberry.

Ms. Mayberry: I was a good person, b4 it all went down. I was good my entire life.

The entire class and Ms. Mayberry was singing.

After the dunce kid said something about today being her husband's birthday, she had a panic attack and got her students' attention.

Ms. Mayberry: OH MY STARS! Stop singing, children, hush up now! I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I did get him anything special.

Girl in pink: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!

The whole class agreed on the idea and decided to go for it. Now, it cuts to the bedroom with her husband having sex with someone else when the call was happening. An unused condom hits the screen, and Ms. Mayberry and her students caught sight of what's going on: her husband was cheating on her. After knowing about it, her face was darkened in anger, and she got up and tried to leave, but a girl stopped her.

Girl is pink: Wait! Remember what you taught us: think b4 u act.

But she was having none of it, and grabs her by the throat, throws her way up high, walks out, goes into her car, and drives to the house, confronting her husband and the mistress.

Jarold: OH SHIT, sweetie, what r u doing here?

Ms. Mayberry: SHUT UP JAROLD!

He screams as she starts a chainsaw.

Ms. Mayberry: U SCREAM LIKE A BITCH!

blood was splattering against the computer, with the children staring in complete horror.

Jarold: OH GOD, what have u done!? Sh- SHE HAD A FAMILY!

Ms. Mayberry: WE COULD'VE HAD A FAMILY!

She shoots her husband, and she wipes the blood away, looking at the children so upset.

Ms. Mayberry: OH MY GOD! What have I done!? In front of u all! I'm so sorry! Don't forget to work on your times tables!

She shoots herself and all the kids faint.

Ms. Mayberry: U do EVERYTHING right, play by the rules, and still get sent down here with all the hitlers and epsteins of the world.

Cuts to blitz and stella in the office with her.

Ms. Mayberry: After 1 measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here: to get my revenge.

Stella: Yikes, I'm so sorry for u, ma'am, but don't worry, the immediate murder professionals 2.0 team is on the job!

Blitz: I mean, was she hotter? I'm just saying that I had a hard understanding of the unprompted melodrama u just spat at us, tits.

Stella: BLITZ, U WATCH WHAT U SAY!

Blitz: Well, to be fair, Stella, I don't think she quite understands how we're operating down here, we take revenge out on the living, right?

Stella: Yes, so?

Blitz: So, it sounds like the core cast of her sitcom of death frankly r all probably down here with her. BOOP.

Stella: Boop my beak again, and I'll make u my slave for the week! Got it!?

Blitz: Y- y- yes, ma'am!

Stella: Good. Turns to Ms. Mayberry. Anyways, to know for SURE that u want revenge, did 1 of them somehow survive your rampage by chance?

Ms. Mayberry: 1 of them did actually: that whore somehow survived, now they all call her a hero!

cuts to a hospital bed with Martha and her family happy that she survived the attack, and she's healing.

News reporter: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?

Martha: I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.

News reporter: U r so brave. Here's $2,000,000.

Martha: Oh, thank u!

Cuts to the aftermath of her survival.

Ms. Mayberry: Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she makes so much Goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing that ever happened to her!

Cuts to the many times she was called a hero, and goes back to the office with the client, she was MORE PISSED OFF than b4.

Ms. Mayberry: SHE IS NOT A HERO!!!!!

Blitz: mhmm, ok, yeah, my thoughts exactly!

Blitz was rapidly pressing a button with all the different warnings.

Cuts to the break room with the rest of the gang, and josh was doing target practice and was shaking like crazy.

Stolas: Josh, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot Octavia and our hellhound.

Wendy: Wow, we feel SO loved here.

Octavia: Well, at least my dad cares for my safety and yours. By the way, did Blitz call u and Josh, letting you know about the hotel you're moving into?

Wendy: Oh yeah, he told us, alright. I was not exactly upset, but I was surprised.

Josh: I was fine with it, as long as the rent was free.

Octavia: That was the deal.

Josh: Then I got the memo.

Stolas: Good, now take a deep breath, and let it out.

Josh: But sir, it's a family. Under what circumstances would we ever have to kill a human family?

Stolas: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Josh: Maybe like a shitty dad or a mob family, that's understandable. But to eradicate an entire innocent... seemingly in this instance... upper middle class family bloodline!?

Octavia: HEY, u don't know if they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire. (Don't tell Charlie I said that.) Maybe this girl gets off from bullying Australian kids online, and THIS guy... this guy definitely watches.

Stolas: Thank u, octavia. That was wonderful. So u see, Josh, human r full of secret nasties, it's why SO many of them end up here.

Josh: But...

Stolas: guilty and innocent aren't our business, Josh. Killing who were paid to IS OUR BUSINESS. Shoot the target. Pats Josh on the head.

Josh: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, that's all.

Blitz and stella barge out with Ms. Mayberry.

Blitz: Guys, we want u to meet...

The arrow was fired, bouncing everywhere, even hitting the target Octavia was holding, and the legs of the fish tank, and it wabbles violently, and b4 it could hit Ms. Mayberry, blitz caught it with ease.

Blitz: Our newest client.

The tank drops, and eels fall out and set the office on fire.

Blitz: DAMMIT JOSH, I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!

Stella: WHY DO U HAVE EELS IN YOUR FISH TANK!?

Blitz: I LIKE EELS, OKAY!?

Octavia: Ugh, I'll call the fire department.

Cuts to outside, and firefighters take the eels away after putting out the fire.

Blitz: Bye, and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours, or your 1st kill is FREE!

Josh: When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitz: When u set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, U FUCKING DIPSHIT! NOW SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY FANCY BOOK IS STILL INTACT!

Wendy: U mean, OUR brand new ticket to the other side? She pulls out Blitz's grimoire, safe and sound. Yeah, I got it.

Blitz: And that's why you're my favorite, wendy. U get a treat now.

Wendy: Ew, stop.

Blitz grabs it with his tongue and eats it.

Wendy: YOU'RE SO GROSS!

Rosie draws a Pentagram on the wall, activating a portal.

Blitz: Aw, stop it, I get that enough from my therapist.

Stolas: U have a therapist?

Blitz: Yeah, so?

Stella: To be fair, me and stolas could be your therapist that won't cost u money.

Blitz: But won't he get upset about this? The therapist I'm with, that is.

Stolas: Don't worry, blitzy, we'll explain everything to him to save u the trouble.

Blitz: Well, alright then, we'll deal with that after this mission. NOW, LET'S GO LICK SOME ASS!

Stella: The expression is: "Kick some ass", blitz.

Blitz: mine's better.

Alastor: it's SHOWTIME.

Josh: Ah, fuck.

The gang arrives at the house the family is at. They hide in the bushes underneath a window.

Blitz: That's gotta be her. This is too easy. Josh, u want this one?

Josh: ME?

Blitz: Yeah, this one's simple enough for u to handle. Just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital. U snooze, u lose, Josh. And I got u now, bitch.

Josh: Wait, r we actually killing a family!?

Blitz: No, don't be a puss, we're just killing a mother, we're RUINING a family.

Stolas: Josh, if u DARE ruin that shot, I WILL PUNISH U, SEVERELY.

Stella: More like: WE'LL PUNISH U SEVERELY, JOSH.

Josh tried to heed that warning, but he ended up being hesitant.

Josh: But, hold on, hold on, let's just think about it.

Josh lifted the gun upward as the shot was fired, hitting a mirror instead of Martha, getting everyone's attention.

Martha: What was that, ralphie!?

Ralphie: I don't know Martha. But whatever it is, they're gonna be tomorrow night's DINNER. He said as he pulled out a shotgun.

Martha puts the dinner dome down, drinks a glass of wine, and breaks it while getting her own shotgun.

Martha: ALRIGHT KIDS, GUNS OUT!

The kids grab their guns, and the hunt has begun.

Ralphie: It looks like we got some rabbits to catch youngins. He chuckles darkly.

Blitz, stolas, and stella: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, JOSH!?!?!?

Josh: I'm sorry, they just seemed so wholesome and happy! I PANICKED!

Blitz: WHO THE FUCK IS INNOCENT, JOSH!? From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching of your mama's tits! GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, U STUPID IDIOT!

Blitz got shot in the arm, blood spilling out and screaming.

Blitz: OW! A NEW HOLE! SCATTER!!!!!

The gang scatters with Martha and Ralphie after them, but Josh was still hiding in the bushes. He tried to escape but was grabbed by the kids. But they didn't count on the 2 demons ready to destroy them all: ALASTOR and ROSIE.

Ralphie was going after stolas and stella.

Ralphie: Where'd ya go, little critters? Y'all can't hide long from me.

They sprung out of the water to attack. They almost had him, but both of them were hit and down and dragged somewhere.

Josh opened his eyes and gasped with a squeak to find himself tied up. He sees the children, but they look VERY MENACING AND DECEIVING.

Josh: Um... hello there, young ones. Aren't u cute?

Kids: it's nice to have a new critter to play with.

Josh looks around to see all sorts of evil stuff that happened to the humans.

Josh: Oh, crumbs...

The kids were ready to torture him, but not b4 alastor and rosie got their attention.

Alastor: I don't think so. It's time I remind everyone why I am here.

Rosie: You think you're the cannibals in this family, huh? Well, not for long.

The kids looked scared as they had seen 2 REALLY DEADLY demons about to attack.

Alastor: U hurt my friends, I have a reminder for U: DON'T MESS WITH THE RADIO DEMON!

Alastor goes full form, his black tentacles come from his back, and he begins his attack. While rosie goes to free Josh while the kids are distracted.

Rosie: Josh, r u OK?

Josh: NO! I am NOT OK. Octavia was right! I should've heeded her warning! They aren't innocent at all!

Rosie: Looks like u learned your lesson. Now let's go help Alastor finish this.

The 3 finished off the kids, and rosie puts them in a big body bag.

Rosie: After we get the final 2 defeated and killed, they're going in this bag, and I'm making a delivery to cannibal town. My people would be delighted to see me again with a feast they WILL enjoy.

Meanwhile, with blitz, he was running from Martha, trying to escape her in the woods, but she was still trying to hunt him down. He thought he was temporarily safe, but lucifer called and gave his location away.

Blitz: WHAT DO U WANT, LUCI!?

Lucifer was in his workshop.

Lucifer: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I call at a bad time?

Martha: I can hear u, darling!

Blitz: YES! THIS IS A REALLY BAD TIME! I'M TRYING NOT TO GET MY ASS KILLED!

Lucifer: Oh, oops. I'm assuming you're on a job right now? Well, in that case, I'll call u back, or u call me back with you're done, alright?

Blitz: That would be appreciated!

Lucifer: OK then, see ya round. And hangs up.

Blitz thought it was over, and he managed to lose her, but he was found and was knocked out and dragged to where stolas and stella were.

Stolas: BLITZY! U were caught, too?

Blitz: Yeah, I had that fucking shot! THANKS A LOT, JOSH!!

Martha was performing some sort of ritual to burn down demons and sent them back to Satan, but b4 she could do so, a black tentacle stabbed both her and her husband, killing them instantly.

Stella: Alastor, rosie, and josh! U 3 saved us!

Blitz: You're not getting your Goddamn paycheck for this one, Josh!

Stella: And you're still gonna be our servant for the week!

Rosie: Alright, time to put these bodies in the bag and make a delivery.

She did just that and helped blitz, and the goetias get down from the ritual site.

Josh: I'm sorry, guys. I compromised our mission and put us in danger. It won't happen again.

Blitz: Apology accepted. But if it does happen again, I WILL FUCK U SO BAD! Anyway a job well done!

Rosie takes Blitz's phone as he is calling Wendy.

Rosie: Wendy, deary, can you drop me off at cannibal town real quick? I have something to deliver.

Wendy: Sure thing, gimme a second.

Blitz: Rosie, why did you do that!?

Rosie: What I have in this bag are the dead bodies of the target and the family included. I'm simply dropping it off at cannibal town for my people to enjoy.

Blitz: Oh. Well, in that case, do what u gotta do, but be sure you're back at the office afterward. U got it?

Rosie: Yes, sir.

Rosie was back in cannibal town with the delivery in her hands.

Rosie: Hey everyone! I have a feast for u!

Her people opened the bag and dumped it, finding 4 dead bodies.

Rosie: I got these from the living world, and they were cannibals. So I thought you would eat THEM and see how they like it. Enjoy!

Cannibals: THANK U, LEADER ROSIE! and they have begun their feast.

Rosie called Wendy and let her know she was done.

Wendy: Was the delivery complete?

Rosie: Yes, yes, it was.

Wendy: OK, want me to bring u back to I M P?

Rosie: Yes, please.

Wendy: OK, 1 portal, coming up.

Wendy opens a portal to cannibal town, and rosie makes it through.

Rosie: Thank u, wendy. Now, be a dear and open a portal for the others to come back from the living world. Would ya?

Wendy: WAY ahead of ya.

Wendy opens another portal revealing the others as they step through.

They all had a party in the meeting room while Blitz's arm was healing, and everyone cheered as the enemy was gone for good.

Blitz: Well, here's to another mission accomplished, and Josh here, finally learned NOT to fuck up.

Josh: I know. And I'm ready for my punishment.

Alastor: And killing people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill u back.

Ms. Mayberry: That's messed up, but I paid for it.

Blitz: Yeah, fuck that family.

Alastor left the party with Ms. Mayberry, after it was over, to let her know about something.

Alastor: Well, now that u got your revenge on Martha, what r u gonna do now?

Ms. Mayberry: I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead.

Alastor: Well, not to fear, I have an idea to offer u.

Ms. Mayberry: What would that have to be?

Alastor: ever thought of having redemption?

Ms. Mayberry: redemption? Is that even possible?

Alastor: Well, Princess Charlie thinks so. She has this hotel that should help rehabilitate sinners. It's known as the hazbin Hotel.

Ms. Mayberry: the hazbin Hotel, huh? If redemption is the only thing in my head, I'll head over there to be reedemed.

Alastor: Glad to hear it. I'm sure she's looking forward to seeing a client at her hotel.

Ms. Mayberry: I'm sure she will. Thank u for this opportunity, alastor.

The 2 shake hands, and she left the office and made her way to the hazbin Hotel, where the princess awaits.

Alastor: See u soon.

Alastor disappeared, ending the episode.

Author note: MAN, THIS CHAPTER WAS SO MUCH WORK! this was one of the bloodiest chapters in all of Helluva Boss. But I hope you're enjoying the story so far, and they'll be plenty more to come. So see ya in the next chapter, and as Alastor would say: Stay tuned.