Our story begins with Josh in the meeting room with Wendy, and josh was trying to start a conversation.

Josh: Sooooooo, I checked the weight scale this morning, and it said I lost 5 pounds this week.

Wendy: Well, it's about time u started something about your weight. U don't wanna end up with moxxie's big belly.

Josh: Moxxie had a big belly? R u sure?

Wendy: I keep hearing complaints from him out of loona from social media b4 she died.

Josh: Oh, that makes sense then. I'll keep that in mind.

But then his girlfriend Laura comes in with an angry look on her face and starts beating the crap out of a cardboard target.

Josh: Laura honey, u ok?

Laura: HISS!!!!!!

Josh was kinda freaked out, but Laura calmed down.

Laura: Yeah, I just... bumped into an ex.

Josh: An ex? Who is it?

Laura: Apparently, he kept going on and on about how he has money now, a brighter future, and a bigger cock.

Josh: "Big cock?" And when u mentioned money, is he from the greed ring?

Laura: Probably.

Josh: Did he impress u in bed?

Laura: HELL NO!!! He was AWFUL in bed! But I'll bet U r great in bed.

Josh: u think so?

Laura: I wanna see that for myself after work today.

Josh: U mean it?

Laura: mmhmm.

Josh: Then let's see how good u think I am.

And blitz comes in.

Blitz: The hell r u 2 doing!? I got a client.

Laura and Josh: Nothing!!!!

Blitz: ... Ok then. So anyway, u wanted us for something important?

Client: As a matter of fact, I do. It's super important.

Blitz: Look, buddy, if u wanted someone dead in hell, that ain't happening.

Client: Oh, it's much more important than that. I'll fill u in on the details once u arrive at the greed ring.

Blitz: But how r we gonna get there?

Client: The transportation is already arranged by helicopter. See ya soon.

He hung up, and the goetias were confused.

Octavia: Who was that?

Blitz: Sweetie, I'm not so sure.

As he was thinking about who the client was, the wall of the meeting room was blasted by a helicopter.

Blitz: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!! WE HAVE A DOOR!!!!!! LEARN TO FUCKING USE IT!!!!!!!!

Wendy: What the hell?

Pilot: The boss is waiting for u.

Stella: Think we should find out what this is all about?

Blitz: It sure looks that way. All employees, let's get moving.

The Big I M P team went in the helicopter. (This helicopter was big and wide enough for blitz, and his huge I M P team. Didn't want it to be a small, cramped helicopter.)

Sure enough, the helicopter took them to the greed ring.

Stella: Oh shit. Not here. Blitzy, remember why lucifer hated the greed ring?

Blitz: Yeah, y?

Stella: It's also home of THE MAFIA!!!!!

Pilot: And the boss has a mansion, where he's waiting for u all.

Stolas: Y r we all heading there for?

Wendy: I'm not sure, stolas, but I don't like the sound of it.

The helicopter landed in front of the mansion, and everyone went out and met with their boss: Crimson knowlastname.

Crimson: Well, well, well. Look who we've got here: The I M P 2.0 team. Never thought I got to see a team this big b4.

Stella: Hello, Crimson.

Alastor: AH yes, the mafia boss. Now YOU'RE in the presence of the radio demon.

Crimson: Alastor, I never thought I would meet u in person.

Andrealphus: Whatever u invited us here for, it better be good and NOT a waste of our time, or else I'll put u on ice.

Crimson: Well, in that case, come on in everyone.

They all went in, even Stella, who had a really sour face on her.

Crimson: So, blitz, I heard you're rising to the top now. I gotta admit, I'm impressed.

Stolas: Well, he has me and Stella to thank for that. Plus, me, her, and blitzy r married.

Crimson: An imp married to 2 goetia owls!? Now that's even more impressive.

Blitz: Yep, and it's a marriage SO FUCKING WORTH IT. I'm never letting it go, no matter what hell can throw at us. So when's dinner?

Crimson: It'll be ready soon. Besides, we're waiting for 1 more.

Josh: 1 more? Who is it?

The door was barged open, and the person was none other than Chazwick Thurman.

Chaz: Sup, everyone!?!?

Laura: CHAZ!?

Josh: THAT'S Chaz?

Laura: josh, remember that ex I was telling u about? Well, that's this guy.

Chaz: It looks like I got myself a sexy reunion. How cool is that?

Blitz: OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!! THERE'S SOMEONE WHO FUCKED WITH U, LAURA!?!?!?

Laura: it was a long time ago, sir.

Josh: And u said he was horrible in bed?

Laura: Yep.

Chaz: I don't know what you're talking about. I know I was good in bed. She's just denying it.

Josh: Well, I'll have u know that I'm her boyfriend now, and she's into assassins.

Chaz: (Scoff) No way U can be better in bed with her than me.

Josh: Well, Laura wants that, so I'm gonna prove it!

Crimson: Easy gentlemen, easy. Save it until after dinner, please. Anyways, Blitz, I heard all about that meeting with lucifer only to know the truth that I didn't wanna hear: my son, moxxie, is dead.

Blitz: Well, u have the Vs to blame for that. They took away him along with millie and loona. Those stupid overlord pieces of shit think they can do whatever the hell they want. But We killed them off in the wrath ring b4 the harvest moon festival.

Crimson: Heh, good riddance to them anyway. They wouldn't even stand a chance against the mafia, and we would've raided the place.

Stella: Well, with them gone, u still have a chance to raid it. Find anything for the taking.

Crimson: I'll keep that in mind for next time we do a caper.

A servant comes out, letting them know dinner is ready.

Servant: dinner is served.

At the dinner table, everyone was eating, and it was silent til Crimson spoke up.

Crimson: So, you're probably wondering y you're here?

Blitz: Yeah, I mean, what gives? We don't normally kill demons in hell, I mean, y do u even need us if that wasn't the case?

Crimson: That's the thing: I don't wanna do business with I M P, I wanna do business with the bird girl.

Stella: Who r u talking about? Me or Octavia?

Crimson: I was thinking more like Octavia.

Octavia: ME!?

Crimson: Yeah, kid. I summoned I M P to make sure you'd show, now with moxxie gone, we need help bringing Chaz into the family.

Octavia: What!? Since WHEN can just ANYONE join your family?

Crimson: Come on, via. Moxxie had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once he left, and I was forced to continue it now he's dead. But now Chaz is gonna lighten the load, and we'll need some goetia help to do it.

Octavia: Yeah, hell no! I won't do it. I'm sure my mom wouldn't allow it.

Stella: Well, that is a good point. I wouldn't let that happen.

Crimson: Aw, come on, all we need is a little help. After all, a man can change, and so has Chaz.

Chaz: Yeah, I've grown, matured, and recently came into millions! But mostly the mature thing.

Blitz: So, sharky here gets a little moolah, and suddenly is worth wasting our time over?

Chaz: Well, I'm the whole package. If u know what I mean.

Everyone: .............

Chaz: I got a big dick.

Wendy: Ew, you're more gross than the time my dad tried to feed me a single dog treat like I was an actual dog.

Blitz: U still remember that?

Wendy: From the mission of killing of martha?

Blitz: Oh yeah! That one. That makes sense then. Sorry, sweetie.

Stolas: What does any of this have to do with via anyway?

Crimson: There's gonna be a ceremony tomorrow. Octavia is gonna let Chaz in the mafia family by oath, then she will be with her family again right afterward.

Stolas: Somehow, I kinda doubt it.

Crimson: Hey, we all have doubts, but they don't last too long. Say, y don't u stay for tonight and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow morning, and you all will be free to go.

Stolas: Very well, then. And Chaz?

Chaz: What's up?

Stolas: If u DARE, put your dick ANYWHERE near my daughter, I'll have my blitzy kill u for family reasons.

Chaz: Yes, sir. I'll stay away.

Crimson: Well, alright then, I have your rooms all prepared.

As they all left, Crimson spoke up and wanted Octavia for something.

Crimson: A moment, Octavia.

Stella: Via?

Octavia: I'm not sure what he wants, but I'll try to make this fast. See u upstairs.

Stella: Ok....

The shark servant closed the door, leaving octavia alone with Crimson.

Stella: Oh, I can't take it anymore! I gotta eavesdrop! She goes back to the same door and puts a glass on it to hear the conversation.

Crimson: So... u think u get to do what u want just because of your family?

Octavia: What's that supposed to mean?

Crimson: Come here.

She approached him.

Octavia: I don't understand it.

Crimson gets up and slaps her in the face!

Crimson: U THINK U CAN DO WHATEVER U WANT BECAUSE OF GOETIA ROYALTY!? YOU'RE DEAD WRONG, KID! As a matter of fact, the only thing you're right about: is the annoying, obnoxious piss stain can't seem to get made, not unless he marries in 1st!

Octavia: "Marries?" But who would he marry to do that?

Crimson: Who do u think!? This family needs that money, and since your parents don't really force u to do anything, I'll say this for them: it's about time your pathetic ass was useful for SOMETHING!

Octavia: Sir, I can't marry him, I'm supposed to only marry a fellow goetia owl.

Crimson: U think I give a shit about the goetia family!? Come on, kid, I even went through the trouble of making the house more to real people's liking. Watch this.

He presses a button, and rubber dicks pop out from everywhere and a banner that says "congrats bird shark."

Octavia: wha, what!? What the flying FUCK do u think I'm into!?

Crimson: What? U can marry anyone without the goetia family.

Octavia: OK, 1st of all: I'm heir to the throne.

Crimson: Yeah, and he can be a um, king.

Octavia: That's NOT how it works stupid. 2nd of all: I really don't know anyone of any sexuality who would enjoy this garbage.

Blitz: (From the other side of the door) HA! There's dicks on the walls! Oh that's fucking hilarious.

Crimson: (grabs Octavia's face) Look at me kid, 1 way or another, I'll make u leave that stupid family of yours, and you're gonna do what I fucking say. Don't cross me like moxxie, and his mother did!

A flashback of moxxie's past was shown all the way to the part of dumping someone to the water, drowning them.

Past Crimson: Let this be a lesson, moxxie. This is what happens when u cross me.

A high heel of moxxie's mother floats up. The flashback comes to an end.

Crimson: Now get to bed, Octavia. u have a big day tomorrow.

Octavia: (scared) Yes, sir.

Crimson: Oh, and 1 more thing: if u EVER talk back to me again, u and rest of the goetia family, r going home in boxes. Understand?

Octavia: Yes, sir.

Stella hides as Octavia leaves the room.

Stella: So THAT was his true evil scheme! To make sure she doesn't marry that Chaz guy, I'm calling paimon about this.

Meanwhile, at paimon's Castle, paimon was finishing up a book, and then it's straight to bed when a servant came with a phone.

Servant: King paimon, stella goetia is calling.

Paimon: Alright, let's see what she needs me for.

He answers the phone.

Paimon: Hello?

Stella: paimon?

Paimon: So what's going on, r u and stolas having an argument or something?

Stella: NO. It's a lot worse than that. It's this Crimson guy from the greed ring mafia. He's planning on making Octavia marry this Chaz person.

Paimon: SAY. THAT. LAST. PART. AGAIN. PLEASE.

Stella: I said he's planning on making Octavia marry Chaz.

Paimon was CLEARLY PISSED OFF.

Paimon: He's WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Stella: it's true! I overheard it all myself. We need to stop him!

Paimon: Agreed! I DO NOT approve of a goetia marrying a shark from the greed ring! Tell the I M P gang I'm on my way!

Stella: Yes, sir!

She hung up, and paimon did the same.

Paimon: TIME to give those mafia a piece for my mind! Although, I need to head to the hazbin Hotel and let the gang know what's happening so I can enlist someone to help me out.

He left his castle, entered a limousine, and went to the hazbin Hotel to tell Charlie what was happening.

Charlie: King paimon!? What r u doing at the hotel?

Paimon: I need to talk to u and the gang. We have a problem.

Charlie: Come on in.

Soon after that, he explained everything that was happening, and vaggie didn't like it.

Vaggie: CRIMSON IS MAKING MY BEST FRIEND DO WHAT!?

Paimon: it's true, stella told me everything, and I'M NOT HAPPY. that's y I need some help stopping him, and save my granddaughter. Who's with me?

Vaggie: I'll go. I'll teach him a lesson he won't forget.

Angel dust: Me too.

Husk: I'll go as well.

Paimon: Excellent: Anyone else... hey, where's Charlie?

Charlie came out in her battle dress.

Charlie: I'm going as well. If he thinks I gonna let him take away my best friend, he's got another thing coming! She readies her trident for battle.

Paimon: Well, someone's ready for battle. U look beautiful as well, my dear.

Charlie: Thanks. Now to the greed ring!

Paimon: Excellent. It's time for war.

Niffty wished them good luck for the battle ahead.

Meanwhile, Octavia was heading upstairs when a mafia shark pointed the door to her room.

Stolas: Hey, how come we're not allowed to be with each other?

Mafia servant: Crimson wants y'all to stay in separate rooms.

Stolas: Y? Octavia?

Octavia: it's just 1 night, dad. I'll be fine.

Stolas: I just don't want anything to happen to u, my owlet.

Octavia: I know, I know. Goodnight, dad. Kisses her dad on the cheek.

Stolas: Night, via.

He went to his room, and stella made her way back and went to stolas's room and told him what was going on.

Stolas: Crimson is gonna do WHAT!?

Stella: it's true, I overheard everything. Which is y did did the next best thing: I called paimon.

Stolas: U called my father!? Y would u do that!?

Stella: Hon, u need to chill out. I did it for Octavia's safety. He's on his way here right now.

Stolas: Better let the others know as well.

Stella: I had the same idea, paimon told me to do so anyway.

She texted all I M P members what was really going on. And Blitz was nowhere happy.

Blitz: Yeah, fuck that, no one fucks with the goetias but me!

They all went to sleep, and Chaz was also asleep in his own room, while making sure his scheme was going as planned without any problems, but he and Crimson didn't count on 1 thing: that stella knows what's going on and already let the goetia king know.

The next morning, the servant poured some coffee into the cups, and everyone had arrived.

Crimson: Hey hey. The girl of the hour's here. U ready to get started?

Blitz: Yeah, whatever, can we just start this thing and leave?

Crimson: Of course. Head to the back, and we'll see u there. Just need a little time with octavia 1 last time b4 the big moment.

Stella: See ya there, sweetie.

They all went to the backyard.

Crimson: Why are you looking glum for, kid? It's your wedding day. Best day of your life, is it not?

Octavia: I'm not doing it.

Crimson: What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of u being a whiny bitch.

Octavia: I said I'm not doing it, asshole. U really think I'm afraid of u? Well, think again, cause I'm NOT giving up the only good thing I ever had just so u could keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. I M P r my family. A better family than I deserve. And there's nothing that scares me more than losing them, not even u. I'm leaving u asshole. And if u or herpes the clown shark over here...

Chaz: (offended) HEY!

Octavia: Try to stop me from trying. You're gonna learn 1st hand just how good I've gotten at my job.

But then, she was tazed from behind, knocking her out.

Crimson: Get her in the wedding dress and tie up the others outside.

While the rest of the I M P gang was waiting, they discovered a horrible secret.

Stolas: Stella, when u said about marrying, is this what Crimson was really talking about?

Stella: Yes.

Rosie: Then we need to stop him.

But it was too late. They were captured and tied up in the front row chairs.

Blitz: Oh no! We're trapped!

Stella: U better let my daughter go now, Crimson!

Crimson: Sorry, lady. That's not happening. She's marrying Chaz whether she wants to or not!

Everything Crimson wanted was all set. All that was needed was to make Octavia kiss Chaz.

Meanwhile, paimon and the gang made it to the front of the mansion, preparing their attack.

Charlie: I saw her at the back, we need to crash this wedding!

Vaggie: And that's what's gonna happen.

Angel dust: I was born ready for this.

Husk: It's time to show who's the real loser here, and it's that mafia boss!

Paimon: Excellent. Let's do this thing.

Angel dust: Get ready, fellas. we're doing a shrek!

Husk: I like that movie, it's funny shit.

The 5 managed to get in the wedding and stopped the kiss from happening.

All 5: WE OBJECT TO THIS FORCED UNION!!!!!!!

Crimson: WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW DID U KNOW ABOUT ALL OF THIS, PAIMON!?

Paimon: Stella told me. She overheard everything u said to Octavia. I knew u were setting a double cross on her, so I got this army and made a triple cross.

Charlie: U messed with the wrong princess of hell, PIG!

Vaggie: it's game over for u!

Angel dust: u mess with our goetia friend, we r gonna FUCK U UP!

Husk: If anyone is a loser here when we're done, it's U.

Paimon: It's time to end u. Everyone: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crimson snaps his fingers, and the mafia is ready to attack too.

This match will get red hot! NOW GO!!!!!

The battle was won, and paimon did the finishing move: he killed Chaz and crimson and freed Octavia, and the I M P crew.

Paimon: Everyone ok?

Stolas: Thanks for the help.

Blitz: I remembered something, b4 bed yesterday, I found a vault. It must be full of money. I say b4 we leave, we must rob it. Afterward, burn this place to the ground, and no mafia can ever be formed again.

Paimon: I like that idea. U can use that money for your company and possibly the hazbin Hotel.

Blitz: That's the plan. I'm in.

They all went inside, opened the vault, stole the money, and finally, after leaving the front door, blitz used one of his new abilities: the fire ball to burn the place to the ground and paimon offered a ride back to the hotel.

When they got back to the hotel, niffty was happy to see them all alive and well.

Everyone: THANK U FOR YOUR HELP PAIMON!!!!!

Paimon: No problem, anytime. He went back to his castle and was ready for bed at last. Finally, a good night's sleep.

With the gang back at the hazbin Hotel.

Octavia: Charlie, thank u guys for saving us. U really r a super awesome friend and princess.

Charlie: No problem, via. Anything for my best friend.

Vaggie: OUR best friend, Charlie. She joins in on the hug.

Blitz: Well, I'm glad we all made it back, ok. I'm glad the mafia is as good as dead for real. Looks like we got to avenge moxxie's ghost. Now, his ghost is finally at peace.

The 3 ghosts from the Vs episode were floating to see a house on fire in the greed ring.

Ghost moxxie: They did it.

Ghost millie: Did what?

Ghost moxxie: they killed my abusive father. I had a horrible past with him and did not really wanna speak of it.

Ghost loona: Well, u were right about a shitty dad or a mob family during target practice that 1 time. And it looks like u weren't joking after all.

Ghost millie: I guess u were right about that part, i guess. Not gonna lie.

Ghost moxxie: but i still miss blitz, if only we were alive again and maybe start things over with him.

Ghost millie: Hmmmmm, maybe lucifer can help us.

Ghost loona: But if we're gonna do that, we need to send him a message from the ghost world. Tell him to resurrect us.

Ghost moxxie: That could work. Let's try it. Let's go.

They all float away, and the episode ends.

Author note: MAN THAT WAS A LOT OF WORK!!!! Now, I have a message I wanna make clear: I WILL make a chapter of moxxie, millie, and loona's resurrection by lucifer and I won't make the following episodes: the circus, seeing stars, western energy, oops, and the full moon. But I will do the apology tour for blitz to apologize to verosika and the other episodes coming out soon and still make the hazbin Hotel episodes. See ya next chapter.