*Intro*

Inside the I.M.P building, (Y/N) can be seen sitting on the couch across from Loona in the lobby. Loona was on her phone like always, & (Y/N) was on his phone looking at many posts from many demons on sinstagram. Somehow Alastra's magic affected his phone when it was teleported to the Hazbin Hotel along with his car, making it accessible to human & demon social media. Upon browsing, he comes across a sinstagram user dubbed "@RadVelvetDoll". Curious, (Y/N) scrolled through the user's sinstagram page & sees many posts. Most of the posts involve a girl that looks like a ragdoll posting about the latest trends, fashion, news, etc.

(Y/N): This woman gets around, I'll give her that. Posting about new things that happen in Hell.

Loona gets a ring on her phone. She uses the grimoire to open a portal in the lobby. Blitza, Millie, & Moxxie return from a mission.

Blitza: Ah, another job well done & another fucktard dead!

Moxxie: It would've been smoother if you didn't cause a mass panic.

Blitza: Well, it would've been a lot faster if you quit your bitching while I try to take my shot!

(Y/N): Well, you three look like you had fun.

Millie: We did! Though I wish you were there, I could've seen you in action.

(Y/N): Millie, the target was one guy. I wouldn't be of much help anyway.

Moxxie: He's not wrong.

(Y/N): Thanks, Moxxie. Anyway, I'm bored, so I'ma head out.

Loona: Where're you going?

(Y/N): I dunno. Somewhere to pass the time.

Loona: Whatever. Don't let the door hit your fatass on the way out.

(Y/N): Once again Loona, your cynical sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.

Loona: Was that an insult?

(Y/N): You figure it out.

Loona: Smartass.

(Y/N): Oh quit stating the obvious, you're gonna make me blush.

Loona: *scoffs* Smug prick.

(Y/N): Fuck you too.

(Y/N) makes his way out of the lobby. In the hallway, Vixen can be seen standing outside Verosika's office. Vixen hears a door opening & sees (Y/N) walking out. Her tail starts to way back & forth as she sees him.

Vixen (Y/N)?!

(VIN). *turns around* Oh, hi Vixen.

Vixen: What'cha doing?

(Y/N): Well, I was bored so I decided to head out & find something to do for today.

Vixen: Really?

(Y/N): Yeah, If you weren't busy, I would've asked if you wanted to join me.

Vixen: Really, you would?!

(Y/N): Of course.

Suddenly, the doors to Verosika's office swing open. Verosika & her posse step out into the hallway.

Verosika: Vixen, who're you talking to?

Verosika & her crew sees (Y/N).

(Y/N):

Verosika: Well, well, well, if it isn't our little alien savior.

(Y/N): Well, well, well, if it isn't Team Lust.

Milky: Team Lust?

(Y/N) Well, you guys! whale shtick is love and sex, so I thought I'd give you guys a team name based on your gimmick & the fact that you guys are one big group.

Vixen: Makes sense.

Kat: So, what's new to you?

(Y/N): Nothing much, I was just heading out to find something to do.

Apple: Well, why don't you hang out with us cutie~?

(Y/N): As much as I would like that, I'll have to pass. I don't want my boss to have a bitch fit when she sees one of her employees hanging out with her ex.

Verosika: I bet she's still upset about the
that whole "spring break" fiasco.

(Y/N): A little.

Verosika: Sounds like Blitz-a.

(Y/N): Alright, I'ma head out. Later, Team Lust.

Verosika, Vixen, Succubi: Bye, (Y/N)~.

(Timeskip)

After leaving the I.M.P building, (Y/N) walks down the streets of Imp City to Pentagram City. During his walk, (Y/N) has been getting many stares from other demons, most of them were bedroom eyes from the females.

(Y/N): 💭 Ever since my identity's been revealed, I've been getting a lot of attention.

As he walked, (Y/N) sees that he's become a hot topic in hell. (Y/N) would often hear some demons talk about him, most of them were about how hot/awesome he is. (Y/N) even sees merchandise of him and some of his alien forms in stores. Merchandise resulting in t-shirts of him & some of his aliens, versions of his hoodie in different sizes and colors, and plushes of (Y/N) in his human form with/without his hoodie and some of his aliens.

(Y/N): Guess I'm "Mr. Popular" to everyone.

Suddenly, (Y/N)'s phone vibrates. He takes it out of his pocket and sees an unknown number.

(Y/N): The fuck?

(Y/N) ignores it as he continues walking. His phone vibrates again and (Y/N) sees a message from an unknown number.

???: "How's it being the only human in hell?"

(Y/N) rubbed this off as a prank call and continues walking. His phone vibrates again. The mysterious messenger sent (Y/N) pictures of his three alien forms: Heatblast, Swampfire, and XLR8. (Y/N) starts to get a little worried that someone is spying on him. (Y/N) messages back.

(Y): Who the hell are you?!

???: Would you like to know~?

(Y): Tell me, now!

(Y/N) waited for a response. After 5 minutes, his phone vibrated.

???: "Boo."

(Y/N) sees a picture of a strange woman that looks like a ragdoll taking a picture behind him while he was looking at his phone.

(Y/N): What the fuck?!

(Y/N) looks behind him, only to see no one there. (Y/N)'s phone vibrates as a new message appears.

???: "We'll meet in person soon ~."

A drop of sweet fells from (YIN)'s head. He also notices that "RagVelvetDoll" on sinstagrem talked about him the most. Perhaps she might be a fan. Before (Y/N) could go any further, a limo pulls up along the sidewalk (Y/N) was walking on. The window rolls down to reveal Angela Dust.

Angela Dust: (Y/N)?!

(VIN): Angela?!

Angela Dust: What are you doing all by yourself?

(Y/N): Well, I was walking around trying to find something to do. That is until I keep getting strange messages from an unknown woman.

Angela Dust: Well, since you're not busy, my boss & her associates want to
know if they can have a chat with you. They're over at Val's studio.

(Y/N): I don't know. I'm kinda scared of what they're gonna do to me if I meet them.

Angela Dust: You have a watch that allows you to turn into aliens, even a sexy, four-armed bodybuilder. You'll be fine.

(Y/N): Okay.

(Y/N) enters the limo. Both he & Angela traveled the way to Val's porn Studio. As soon as they arrived, (Y/N) stopped at the double doors.

Angela Dust: What's wrong, cutie?

(Y/N): Nothing. I'm just nervous

Angela Dust: Relax handsome. You'll be fine.

(Y/N): If you say so.

They both enter the studio. As they make their way to Angela's boss' Office, (Y/N) notices that multiple demons were staring at him.

Dia: well, well, well, if it isn't the boss' favorite spider~.

Summer: And it looks like she brought a friend~.

Angela: Back off, sluts. He's mine!

(Y/N): 😳

Summer: Oh really? Has he fucked you before?

Angela Dust: As a matter of fact, he has!

(Y/N): What?! No, I haven't!

Angela Dust: *punches (Y/N) in the arm* Yes, you did.

(Y/N): Whatever.

Dia: Anyway, what's your name hot stuff~?

(Y/N): (Y/N), (Y/N) Tennyson.

Dia: Nice to meet you. I'm Dia.

Summer: And I'm Summer.

(Y/N): Nice to meet you both.

Summer and Dia: Same.

Angela Dust: Alright, alright, break it up you three. Our boss wants to see this handsome stud, so back off!

Dia: Ugh, fine.

Summer: Whatever.

Angela Dust: Good. Come on, stud.

(Y/N): Right behind you.

Summer and Dia: Bye, (Y/N)~.

(Y/N): 😳 B-bye.

After meeting Dia and Summer, (Y/N) and Angela Dust continue their way to the office.

(Y/N): Well, they seem nice.

Angela Dust: A little too nice.

(Y/N): 😏 Like you aren't?

Angela: Cocky, little bastard.

(Y/N): 😏 You're jealous.

Angela Dust: Am not.

(Y/N): Are too~.

Angela Dust: Am not!

(Y/N): Are too!

Angela Dust: Am not!

(Y/N): Are too, x10!

After arguing with each other, both of them reach the office.

Angela Dust: You ready, handsome?

(Y/N): I guess.

Angela knocks on the door.

Valentina: Who is it?

Angela Dust: It's me, Val.

Valentina: O-oh, come in.

(Y/N) and Angela enters the room. Inside the office, sitting at the desk was a tall woman with purple/blue skin, who was wearing a long red fur-lined coat with red heart patterns on it. She had heart-shaped glasses with a gold frame; she also had sharp hot-pink teeth with a single gold tooth. She also has 4 arms and is wearing fishnet stockings with thigh-high heels.

Valentina: Angela, welcome back. I believe you brought what I asked for.

Angela Dust: Yes.

Angela moves aside, revealing (Y/N) to Valentina.

Valentina: So you're the (Y/N) I've heard so much about. I must say, I'm impressed. Having the ability to turn into those creatures while being a sexy devil as a human is quite amazing.

(Y/N): 😳 U-uh, thanks. And you must be Angela's boss?

Valentina: Indeed. Names Valentina, owner of this porn studio, runner of the film industry, and one of the overlords of the 3 V's.

(Y/N): "One of?" Who are the other two?

Vox: Why don't you see for yourself~?

(Y/N): turns around to see 2 other women by the doorway. One of them was a woman wearing a black tux and has a flatscreen tv for a head with red markings underneath her mouth.

The other was a slim demon with grey-brown skin, and long, voluminous hair tied into large pigtails which are velvet on the tips and maroon at the ends, with white swirl streaks on her pigtails and looks like a ragdoll.

Velvette: Hi there~.

(Y/N): *glares at Velvette* You!

Valentina: (Y/N), this is Vox. And I believe you already met Velvette.

(Y/N): I have.

Velvette: Aw, you sound like your not happy to see me~.

(Y/N): As if I'd be happy to see the woman who was harassing me on my phone. Wait a minute, how did you get my phone number?!

Valentina: That's not important. What's important here is you, (Y/N).

(Y/N): What do you even want from me? If you want me to star in a porno film, you can forget it.

Valentina: No, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that, but we wanted to have a chat with you. Please, take a seat.

(Y/N), Angela and the 3 V's all sit down.

Velvette: Hey, kid! Can I take a selfie with you?

(Y/N): You think I'm gonna take a selfie with someone cyber harassing me on my phone?

Velvette: Oh, come on. It was just a joke.

(Y/N): No!

Velvette: 🥺 Please?

(Y/N): Ugh, fine.

Velvette: Great! Come on, let's pose!

(Y/N)'s pose:

Velvette: Woah! The picture looks great! Here's a little reward for helping me~.

Velvette kisses (Y/N) on the cheek, making him blush.

(Y/N): 😳

Valentina: Well, lookie here. Only met her for 5 minutes and you already got her kissing you. Any other girl you got wrapped around your finger~?

(Y/N): Well, I guess you three count. Followed by Angela, Dia, Summer, Cherri Bomb, Cerbera, Niffty, Vaggie, Husky, Bendi, and Mrs. Mayberry, who is an old friend/teacher of mine, Charlie, Helena, Alastra...

(Y/N) was interrupted as the whole room was filled with the sound of static, similar to an old-school computer getting blue-screened. (Y/N) turns to see Vox glitching out.

(Y/N): 🤨 Okay, what's her malfunction?

Velvette: *laughs maniacally* Technical glitch, it happens.

Valentina: It's not a glitch! *To (Y/N)* You shouldn't have said that name.

(Y/N): Why?

Valentina: Long story short, Vox and Alastra are rivals. Vox controls anything tv related, while Alastra controls anything radio related. Due to their different opinions on technology, and the era they died in, they hated each other right away.

(Y/N): So, "Video killed the Radio star" type of rivalry?

Valentina: Yep.

(Y/N) walked up towards Vox. (Y/N) wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close to him, smashing his lips with hers. The other girls were shocked to see (Y/N) pull a bold move on Vox.

(Y/N): *whisper* Shhhhh. Don't worry about Alastra or anyone else at this moment. Just focus on yourself and me, okay? Just you and me, my little spark~.

Despite her shocked state, she nodded in agreement and started to take deep breaths. (Y/N) and Vox stayed like this for a few long moments; until she stopped glitching. (Y/N) let go of her, leaving Vox a blushing mess.

Vox: 😳 You really know how to steal a woman's heart. No wonder how you were able to tame that pink-haired bimbo. *to Angela* I can see why you like him.

Angela Dust: What can I say Voxy, he's got what I call the "Tennyson Charm~."

(Y/N): "Tennyson Charm?"

Valentina: Anyway, (Y/N), I have a proposition for you.

(Y/N): Proposition? What kind of proposition?

Valentina: How would you like to have a partnership with us?

Velvette: *gasp* Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Please say yes.

(Y/N): Woah, Woah, Woah, calm down. *to Valentina* I don't know. What is your profession?

Valentina: Well, I...

But before Valentina could tell him, an explosion goes off outside of the studio.

Angela Dust: The fuck was that?!

Vox switches her face to the newscast, seeing what's happening outside of the studio. The screen shows Madame Pentious piloting a giant snake mech, causing mayhem in the city.

Angela Dust: Ugh, that snake bitch never learns, does she?

(Y/N): Hey, is that Cherri Bomb?

Angela Dust: It is.

(Y/N): Looks like it's hero time!

Velvette: Oooh, can I come along? I wanna see you turn into an alien!

(Y/N): Why?

Velvette: Please, I wanna see you turn into an alien.

(Y/N): Fine, but stay back.

Velvette: Can do.

(Y/N): Come on.

(Y/N) exits the office along with Velvette, Angela, Vox, and Valentina following behind. Meanwhile, the battle between Cherri Bomb and Madame Pentious rages on. Cherri tosses multiple bombs at the mech's legs, only causing minor damage to them.

Cherri Bomb: Damn it! My explosives are having little effect on this thing.

Madame Pentious: Ahahahaha! Foolish girl. You may have besssted me lassst time, but only becaussse you had help from that damn ssspider bitch and that sssexy hunk of a man. Thisss time, I will win!

Madame Pentious uses one of the mech's legs to kick Cherri into a building.

Madame Pentious: Ahahahaha! No one can stop me.

(Y/N):

Madame Pentious look over to see (Y/N).

Madame Pentious: Well, well, well, if it isn't the human. Have you come to join me~?

(Y/N): No, I'm here to stop you.

Madame Pentious: And what makes you think you have the power to stop me?

(Y/N): Just watch.

Angela Dust, Velvette, Vox, and Valentina arrive on the scene.

Velvette: Are you gonna turn into an alien?

(Y/N): Yeah, and you, Vox, and Valentina are gonna be in for a big surprise. I'm gonna turn into an alien before your very eyes.

Vox: What kind of alien?

(Y/N): I don't know. I could be slimy, freaky, fast, or strong. Hell, I can be any shape or size.

Velvette: Well, what are you waiting for? Go for it.

(Y/N) nods and activates the Omnitrix. He twists the dial until he stops at the silhouette of an alien that looks bigger than Humongosaur.

(Y/N) slams down the core.

As the light died down, the girls were introduced to a huge, red and white alien with a big fin on his head and blades on his shoulders, torso, and arms.

Angela Dust: That's a big alien.

Way Big: Woah! Check me out! I'm not just big, I'm Way Big!

Madame Pentious: Just because you increased your size doesn't mean you're powerful enough to stop me!

Way Big: Well then, why don't you come and find out?

Both giants run toward each other. As they got closer, both of their fists collided, creating a shockwave that shatters the glass of cars and buildings. Way Big goes for a punch, only to be met with a punch to the face.

Way Big: Agh!

Madame Pentious: Hurtsss, doesssn't it?

Way Big: Oh, I'll show you the meaning of hurt!

Way Big rushes in and kicks the mech in the gut, causing it to stumble back. Way Big then runs at the mech, and jumps in the air, followed by a flip kick to the mech's serpent-like head.

The two giants rush in, butting heads while destroying many buildings as the fight goes on. Madame Pentious gets the upper hand by blinding him with a solar flare attack.

Madame Pentious:

Way Big: Ahhhh, my eyes!

Madame Pentious took the opportunity to punch Way Big in the gut.

Madame Pentious: I'm sssorry it had to come to thisss, cutie. But you ssstanding in my way of ruling hell. Although it would've been niccce to have you by my ssside asss my king, but I guesss all good thingsss mussst come to an end.

Madame Pentious' snake mech's chest opens up, revealing a large laser. After regaining his vision, Way Big sees the giant laser from the mech. Way Big crosses his arms, hoping that he will block it. In doing so, a green ball of energy begins to form.

Madame Pentious: Sssay goodbye, little human.

Way Big: My name, is (Y/N) Tennyson!
Omni Beam!

Way Big and Madame Pentious fire their green and red beams, which clash against each other. The beam struggle goes back and forth between the two, but through perseverance and determination, Way Big's Omni Beam overcame the red laser and destroys the snake mech.

Way Big: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Way Big walked over to the girls and bends down.

Way Big: Did you enjoy the show?

Velvette: I loved it! Can I get a picture of you as an alien?!

Way Big: Sure.

Way Big picks her up. Velvette snaps a pic of her and Way Big together.

Velvette: So cool!

Way Big sets Velvette down. The Omnitrix beeps and in a flash of red light, (Y/N) shrinks down back to his normal size and back to his human form.

Valentina: You're very interesting~. No wonder Angela has a thing for you.

(Y/N): Thanks.

Angela Dust: Wait, what about Cherri?

(Y/N): runs over to where Cherri Bomb landed after she was kicked by Madame Pentious. He finds her in the rubble of a destroyed building. (Y/N) kneels to her and shakes her.

(Y/N): Come on, Cherri, wake up. Wake up!

Cherri moans as she begins to stir.

Cherri Bomb: Uh, what happened?

(Y/N): You were knocked out after being kicked by Madame Pentious' snake mech.

Cherri Bomb: Where's the bitch?!

(Y/N): Calm down, I already took care of her.

Cherri Bomb: Really?! Damn, if I wasn't knocked out I wished I'd joined in on the action.

(Y/N): Yeah.

Cherri Bomb: Well, thanks for taking care of that snake bitch. I'll see you around, sexy~.

After Cherri Bomb leaves, (Y/N) returns to Angela and the 3 V's.

Angela Dust: Is Cherri okay?

(Y/N): Yeah, she's fine. Anyway, I think I had enough excitement for today. So I think me and Angela are gonna head back to the hotel.

Velvette: Aw, already?

(Y/N): Yeah, sorry.

Valentina: Well, this has been very interesting. I wish we could talk to you some more, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yeah.

Before they reenter the studio, Valentina kisses (Y/N) on the cheek.

Valentina: It was nice to meet you, (Y/N). Hope to see you again~.

(Y/N): Can't wait.

After meeting the 3 V's, (Y/N) and Angela are left alone on the sidewalk.

(Y/N): Shall I walk you home, my dear?

Angela Dust: My, my, what a gentleman you are~.

Angela wraps her arms around (Y/N)s arm and both of them walk to the hotel.

*Outro*

(Credit to my friend @ReptileEdge for helping me with the chapter. Happy Thanksgiving, my sexy readers.)