Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel Pt. 1

[The scene opens with a voiceover of the princess of Hell singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows".]

Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

[A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.]

Charlie: ♫ And to find it, how often I've tried. ♫

[Charlie is seen being told off by her father.]

Charlie: ♫ But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

[Camera pans over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.]

Charlie: ♫ And my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

[A shadow of Lucina looms over a disappointed Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.]

Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

[The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.]

Charlie: ♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫

[The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.]

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

[The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.]

Charlie: ♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

[Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the extermination has ended.]

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

[A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.]

Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

[An Overlord opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show a four-eyed Overlord, as well as Lucina herself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.]

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

[At The Porn Studios, Velvet takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentina is not amused when she sees that she got a text from her employee.[

Charlie: ♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

[Two demons check to see if Franklin is still alive and proceed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.]

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

[A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.]

Charlie: *in tears* ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird. / In vain. ♫

[Charlie looks back at The Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.]

[A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".]

Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-

[He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Angela Dust walks out of. Travis snickers.]

Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angela Dust: *pushes his hand through his hair* Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Angela Dust: *pretends to be offended* Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me *looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers*, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!

Travis: *defeatedly* Pack a - puh...

[As Travis angrily drives off, Angela looks behind her to see a vending machine for her namesake drugs. She goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals her drugs.]

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angela Dust: *annoyed* Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

([A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angela's drugs. Angela gasps.]

Angela Dust: Oh my GOD! *leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face* MY DRUGS! *clenches the cloth angrily and looks up* Damn it!

[A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.]

[(The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing Madam Pentious and her henchmen inside.)]

Madam Pentious: *operating the controls to his ship* Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open* No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!

Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!

Egg Boi #666: Yeah!

Other Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Madam Pentious*

Egg Boi #23: I wish she'd shoot me with his ray gun! *Other Egg Boi pats him*

Madam Pentious: *hood flares open* At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards her* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail* my constrictive grasp!

[An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Madam Pent's face. Madam Pent proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside.]

Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!

Madam Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Madam Pen-

[Madam Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Madam Pent and two Egg Bois become surprised.]

Cherri Bomb: EDGELORD!

Madam Pentious: *offended* Pardon?! *looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Bois behind her* Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!

The Two Egg Bois: *petrified* That wasn't us, Mrs. Bosswoman.

[A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Madam Pent's ship. It then lands right between Madam Pent and the two Egg Bois. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.]

Madam Pentious: *coughs and hacks*

[As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.]

Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old lady?! *begins to juggle around her cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!

[A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Madam Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.]

Cherri Bomb: *grins sadistically* ....More!

Madam Pentious: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!

[Madam Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Bois.]

[The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.]

*With you*

(Y/N), still wearing his hoodie, walked out onto the streets. That is until he came across a TV station where other people were. You heard a girl talking.

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.

Tammy Trench: And I'm Tammy Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!

[An image of Madam Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown.]

Tammy Trench: Between notable kingpin, Madam Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!

Katie Killjoy: That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!

[A live clip of Cherri and Madam Pentious's clash is shown.]

Tammy Trench: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?

Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *as she fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*

Tammy Trench: *looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri* And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! *wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!

Katie Killjoy: Haha, you are a loveless bitch Tammy! Or should I say - *pours scalding hot coffee onto her crotch* total bitch?

Tammy Trench: *curls over in pain* Ugh...not again!

(Screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tammy can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.)

Katie Killjoy: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain* Suck it up, you little bi-!

(The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.)

[The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie and her girlfriend as she fixes Charlie's bow.]

Vaggie: *exhales* Okay! You remember what to say?

Charlie: *inhales* Yes! Let's do this!

Vaggie: *in a serious tone* Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.

Charlie: Come on, Vaggie! *bends backward* I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, *grabs and throws a doughnut away* make things sound more exciting! *Gasps* Hooo! What if I si-

Vaggie: *cutting Charlie off* -Sing a song about it?

Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that! *boops Vaggie on the nose*

Vaggie: Because I know you *fixes her bow again*. But, please don't sing! *shakes Charlie* This is serious!

Charlie: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!

[Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.]

Vaggie: But, life isn't a musical, hon. *places hands on hips*

Charlie: Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say! *starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper* The highlighted bits are the best part!

Vaggie: Uh, it's all highlighted. *squints* Is this a drawing...?

Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! *begins to fantasize* Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!

Vaggie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And *grabs Charlie to face her* do not sing!

Charlie: Okay, fiiiine. *in a man,y accent* I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills! *salutes Vaggie as she walks over to Katie Killjoy*

Charlie: *nervously* Hiii! I'm Charlie. *tries to go for a handshake*

Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy. *blows out the smoke of her cigarette* I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. *throws away her cigarette* And you can put that away. *gestures to Charlie's hand* I don't touch the gays. I have standards!

Charlie: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya? *turns to look around nervously*

Katie Killjoy: Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. *proceeds to poke Charlie* You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.

[A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.]

Katie Killjoy: You might be some royal big shot *fluffs her hair*, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon *does air quotes with her fingers* "princess" wants to advertise.

[Tammy can be seen shaking her head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.]

Charlie: But, I-

Katie Killjoy: *continues to poke her chest* So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!

News Staff: And we're live!

[Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.]

Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!

Charlie: It's... Charlie. *smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way*

Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about! *tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen*

Charlie: *looks around as Vaggie motions her to go on* Well, *clears throat and exhales* as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.

[Killjoy spots a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over.]

Charlie: Hell is my home and- *gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off* you are my people. We... we just went through another extermination.

([Vaggie is seen giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.]

Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given *slams fist on table, waking Killjoy up* a chance! *walks up from Killjoy's desk* I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? *she walks around the audience* Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? *throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members* Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! *returns to Killjoy's desk* Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

[Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.]

Charlie: *starts to lose her confidence* Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...

Liza Demon: Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- *tries to hold in his laughter* You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts. *walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends*

Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!

[The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching such as Crymini and a handful of others.]

Cameraman Demon: *snickers* Stupid bitch.

Vaggie: *punches the cameraman square in the face*

Charlie: *looks around, saddened* Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

[Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.]

Vaggie: *facepalms* Oh no...

[Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Alastor and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.]

Charlie: ♫ I have a dream, I'm here to tell! / *walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other* About a wonderful fantastic new *takes out a drawing of The Happy Hotel* hotel! ♫

Charlie: ♫ Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele *boops Dazzle's nose*. ♫

Razzle and Dazzle: ♫ Oooh ooh ooh~ ♫

[Killjoy is in shock as Trench looks around, confused.]

Charlie: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow *throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons*! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile *passes underneath a hellhound's tail*! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child *hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ We can turn them 'round! *turns to Killjoy and Trench* They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at The Happy Hotel! *camera pans to the audience where Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression* ♫

Charlie: ♫ So, all you junkies *takes out syringe from a doll demon's head*, freaks *takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage*, and weirdos *fends off a several-eyed blob demon*. Creepers *stares at a snail demon out the window*, fuck-ups *boops a couch demon on the nose*, crooks, and zeroes *returns the stolen money to charity*, and down-fallen superheroes *throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons*, help is here! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All of you cretins *dips her hair into the water by the pier*, sluts *holds out a pair of panties in disgust*, and losers *calls her rival a loser*, sexual deviants *backs away from the sex offenders*, and boozers *turns to face a depressed demon*, and prescription drug abusers *throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can*, need not fear!

Charlie: ♫ Forever again *A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle*, we'll cure your sin *shows the demon her clipboard*! We'll make you well *Dazzle injects a happiness syrum into the patient*, you'll feel so swell! Right here in Hell *briefly turns to her full demonic form*, at the Happy Hotel! ♫

(Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano.)

Charlie: ♫ *slides over to Killjoy's right* There'll be no more fire, *slides over to Trench's left* and no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses *holds a dog close to her face*, and cotton candy dreams *holds out a stick of cotton candy*, and puffy-wuffy clouds *cuddles both the dog and cotton candy*, you're gonna be like "Wow!" *camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!"* Once you check in with meee *shows a check-in chart*! ♫

[Vaggie is seen with both her hands covering her face.]

Charlie: ♫ So, all your cartoon porn addictions *confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine*, vegan rants *confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it*, psychic predictions *confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon*, ancient Roman crucifixions *avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons*, end right here *throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All you monsters *clenches the hands of two monstruous demons*, thieves, and crazies *points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open*, cannibals *tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate*, and crying babies *looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed*, frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer *pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ You'll be complete *completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out*! It'll be so neat *a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up*! Our service can't be beat *in her doorman uniform*! You'll be on easy street, yes *hugs three demons, which include Mimzy*! Life will be sweet *turns to her demonic form* at The Happy Hoteeel *twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her*! Yeah! ♫

[Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.]

Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!

[Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested]

Blue Flame Demon: *deadpan* Booooo!

Katie Killjoy: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*

Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!

Katie Killjoy: *feigns shock* Oh? And who might that be?

Charlie: *tries to look smug and confident* Oh, just someone named... Angela Dust!

Tammy Trench: The lesbian porn star?

Katie Killjoy: *turns to her menacingly* You fucking would, Tammy! *turns back to Charlie* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube *motions doing a handjob*.

Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! *begins to count on her fingers* She's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.

News Staff: *offscreen* Breaking News!

[Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.]

Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.

[The live feed shows Angela Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Madam Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.]

Charlie: Oh shit.

Angela Dust (in the background): I'm a bad person!

Katie Killjoy: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *feigns a gasp* porn actor, Angela Dust! *turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist* What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.

[Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.]

Killjoy and Trench: *does Jazz hands* Ratings!

Charlie: *stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view* Don't look at this!

Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Charlie* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? *everyone in room start bursting into laughter* But what interests me more is who is this new player on the scene?

The news camera turns to you.

*With you*

(Y/N) arrived at battle. He sees watches as Angela and Cherri fighting a couple of egg bois.

(Y/N): Need some help?

Angela: Who the fuck are you?

(Y/N): *removes hood* Think of me as an ally, and it looks like you and your friend need some help.

Cherri Bomb: Well cutie, if you got some super weapon to take take care of these humpty dumpty fucks, nows the time!

(Y/N): I don't know about that, but I have the next best thing.

(Y/N) looks at the omnitrix. He pressed the button and the core of the omnitrix pops up. The faceplate of the omnitrix intersects into the form of a diamond and a shillouette of an alien appears.

(Y/N), still unsure of the fuctionality of the watch, slams down the core.

As the light died down, (Y/N) was know a being of magma and fire with lava rocks for skin.

Angela: What the hell is that?

Heatblast: I don't know, But I bet its going to be cool.

*With Charlie*

Katie Killjoy: Holy hell! Is that human?! And a handsome one that can transform into a fire creature! This is channel 666 Hell News lucky day! You must feel like such a dumbass right now, huh?

Charlie: *tries to think of a comeback* Yeah, well... *looks around* How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! *grabs Killjoy's ballpen* ...Bitch!

[Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tammy Trench give her the death stare]

Charlie: *nervously* Ehehe... *puts pen back down* Oops.

[Tammy Trench runs off set.]

[Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows.]

[Purplish red smoke transitions into Angela Dust, Cherri Bomb, and Heatblast fighting egg bois]

Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!

Angela Dust: Hahaha!

Heatblast: *blows fire from his mouth like a dragon*

Cherri Bomb: *Fires rocket launcher*

Angela Dust: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! *puts hands behind his head*

Cherri Bomb: *launching another cherry bomb* Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.

Angela Dust: *lighting a bomb and handing it to her* Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.

[They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.]

Angela Dust: *Continues to shoot down egg bois with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson* Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. *steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again* These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!

Cherri Bomb: *in disbelief, smiling* Ho-ly shit!

Angela Dust: *looks at the leftover smudge on his finger* Well, sorta clean. *destroys an incoming Egg Boi* Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!

Cherri Bomb: So what do think of the new guy~?

Angela Dust: *sees you throwing fireballs at egg bois* I think he's realky cute~.

(Angela Dust gets chained and thrown aside by Madam Pentious.)

Angels Dust: Ohh~ Harder, mommy! *raises left eyebrow*

Madam Pentious: *taking it seriously as she gasps* Son?!

[Angela lowers eyebrow as Cherri kicks Madam Pentious to the side.]

Madam Pentious: *hood flares open* Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! *adjusts tie*

Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead! *decapitates an Egg Boi*

Angela Dust: *stands up and removes the chains restricting her* Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?

Madam Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?

Angela Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?

[A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Madam Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.]

Egg Boi: *cups hands* Oooooh! *gets pebble thrown at him by Madam Pentious*

Madam Pentious: *enraged* I'm going to blow you to bitssss!

Angela Dust: *eyes her up and down* Hm, kinky!

Madam Pentious: Oh, not like that! *hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at her in the background* Pervert! *knocks over an Egg Boi*

[Angela notices an egg boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear.]

[Angela gets tangled up in all the tentacles.]

Madam Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?!

Angel Dust: *unamused* Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole *limbs gets pulled on as Madam Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts* TIME! *reveals her third pair of arms carrying a gun* And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *pulls out M1928* sad! *shoots it at Madam Pentious*

Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?

Angela Dust: Eh, *retracts her third set of arms* what's one little brawl gonna cause?

Cherri: *to Heatblast* Hey kid, thanks for the extra set of hands.

Heatblast: No problem.

But before Heatblast could leave, Cherri Bomb and Angela Dust grab him and kissed him on both of his cheeks.

Angela Dust: By the way, you look cute as human~.

Heatblast: Thanks.

[Back at the studio, Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.]

Tammy Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!

Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! *slugs him on the arm* You know you're my favorite gal to party with!

Angela Dust: You know it, sugar tits!

Cherri Bomb: *takes out one last bomb* You ready to finish this?

Angela Dust: *takes out Thompson gun* Born ready, baby!

Heatblast: Let me in on the action!

Angela Dust and Cherri Bomb: Alright~.

[Angela, Cherri, and Heatblast pounce onto Madam Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.]

[The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angela Dust.]

Charlie: *sighs*

Vaggie: *eye twitches* [Angela Dust can be seen amusing herself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.]

Vaggie: *scrunches up her face*

Angela Dust: *taking notice* ...What?

Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?! *rips off her hair*

Angela Dust: *sighs* I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? *does air quotes* Helping friends with stuff? *rolls eyes*

Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!

Angela Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! *Inhales* It wasn't that bad, anyway. *proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller*

[Vaggie throws a folded pocket knife at the window roller.]

Angela Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! *brushes back hair* My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! *suggestively pushes up chest floof*

Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! *gestures at a defeated Charlie* Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! *combusts*

Angela Dust: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! *camera pans to Charlie* And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! *camera focuses back on him* Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! *starts looking around the limousine* This thing have any liquor?

Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?

Angela Dust: *flicks off a dust bunny* Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! *snaps finger at her while smiling*

Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!

Angel Dust: *groans* Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!

Vaggie: *returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms* I'm gonna kill 'im.

Angela Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it *folds arms confidently*.

Vaggie: *angrily, as she grits her teeth* ¡Con una mierda malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake you bastard son of-!)

Angela Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! *looks out the limousine window, smirking* You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! *laughing*

Vaggie: You're one to talk. *smiles smugly*

Angela Dust: Hey! *motions to his body* This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, *pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter* and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

[Takes letter from in between his chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angela Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angela Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".]

Vaggie: Grrr...

Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.

Vaggie: "Uncool"? After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! *looks toward Angela Dust* All thanks to *points at him* you and your selfish bullshit!

Angela Dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?

Vaggie: *motions "What do you think?"*

Angela Dust: *snaps finger* Ah, well shucks.

Charlie: Hey, come on. *takes off ruined jacket* We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. *puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder* I-it'll be okay!

Vaggie: *smiles at Charlie*

A thought occurred to Vaggie.

Vaggie: *to Angela Dust* What about the human?

Angela Dust: The cute boy that turned into that fire guy? Well, he left before you showed up when me, him, and Cherri Bomb were beating on the snake bitch.

*With you*

After taking down Madam Pentious, you hid in an alleyway where you were next to the happy hotel.

Heatblast: I hope this form doesn't last too long.

Suddenly, the hourglass symbol on Heatblast's chest starts blinking red and makes a beeping sound.

In a flash of red light, (Y/N) reverted to his human form. (Y/N) sees the royal family limousine and quickly hides as Charlie, Vaggie, and Angela Dust exit the vehicle.

[To Be Continued]

*Outro*

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