*Intro*

What (Y/N) saw in front of him was Gwen, wearing a white Bikini two-piece, crossing her arms, and looking down at him with disapproval. Standing beside her was a guy he didn't recognize. He was tall, muscular, had black hair and was wearing navy blue trunks.

Gwen:

The Guy:

The Guy: *snickers* Busted.

(Y/N) shoots up to his feet and puts his hands up defensively.

(Y/N): I can explain! I was uh, holding it for a friend. *turns to Nova and shouts* Hey, Nova! You can have your beer back!

He throws the bottle towards Nova which bonked him on the head before miraculously landing in his hand. Nova rubbed his head before looking up at the sky.

Nova: Ish it rainin' beer? Thank you, God!

The camera switches back to (Y/N) and the crew, where his left eye twitches as he shrugs and laughs nervously, trying to defuse the situation.

(Y/N): You see?

Gwen pinches the bridge of her nose and sighed annoyed as the Guy tries to contain his laughter.

Gwen: You were always a terrible liar... You could at least put in some effort.

(Y/N): *looks down in defeat* Yeah, sorry... It's just that I'm here to relax and destress after working so hard. Also, what are you doing here and who's this?

Gwen: Well, we were here originally on a date until we stumbled on you. And this is my boyfriend, Kevin.

Kevin: *face goes red* You could've just said my name!

Gwen: I said we were on a date, didn't i? *to (Y/N)* He's shy talking about our relationship.

(Y/N) and the girl's laugh as Charlie stands up, and puts a hand on (Y/N)'s shoulder.

Charlie: That sounds just like (Y/N) when we first started dating too. *she kisses (Y/N) on his cheek* I'm Charolette Morningstar, call me Charlie.

She holds out her hand for a handshake and Kevin reciprocates. Gwen lean's into his ear and whispers.

Gwen: You might not believe it but she's the Princess of Hell.

Kevin: What? You kidding me? But she looks so...

The camera switches to a close up of Charlie's face. Her eyes are big and doe like with little glimmering stars, a pink background with rainbows and unicorns surrounding her, as she sports a cute and innocent smile.

Kevin: ... Not evil?

(Y/N): Yeah, last week she accidentally stepped on a bug and cried for 3 hours straight.

Charlie: I-I did not! *crosses her arms and huff's cutely* I'll have you know I only cried for 2 hours actually.

(Y/N): *chuckles* I'm only teasing you.

(Y/N) squeezes her puffed out cheeks causing her to involuntarily blow raspberries and cutely stick out her tongue. She playfully pushes him away while giggling, making (Y/N), Gwen and Kevin laugh as well. Vaggie steps up and holds both Charlie and (Y/N)'s hands.

Vaggie: Their both great. Charlie makes Hell livable and (Y/N) help's me trust men more. Without them, i don't know what I'd do.

Kevin: You say that like you're dating them too?

Vaggie: *blushing* Y-yeah, we're kinda in an open relationship thing. I meet Charlie before (Y/N) and i originally didn't trust men due to past personal trauma but when (Y/N) showed up, he helped me recover my trust slowly. *she gently squeezes (Y/N)'s hand*

(Y/N): One baby step at a time.

Gwen: Aww, that's so sweet.

Kevin: Damn, you're a lucky man to have 2 girlfriend's.

Gwen: *slap's the back of his head* Don't ruin the moment. And it's not just 2 anyway.

Kevin: *shocked* Wait, what?

Gwen looks towards (Y/N), waiting for him to explain as he anxiously scratched his head.

(Y/N): Well, it's kinda complicated. I know at least 45 girls that want me in some shape or form. Some I'm currently dating, some are acquaintance's, some are co-worker's, some are stalking me, I think and some I've only met once.

After (Y/N)'s explanation, Kevin had his jaw dropped the entire time as Gwen closes his mouth for him with a single finger. Kevin snaped out of his stupor and looked towards Gwen with an idea and a confidant smile.

Kevin: So, with your cousin having a harem, does that mean that I-.

Gwen: Not gonna happen.

As Kevin looked down in defeat, Lucina rejoins with the group. Lucina has a more reserved look on her face, she looks towards (Y/N) but looks away blushing when (Y/N) catches her staring. Everyone was confused why Lucina was acting so timid.

Lilith: Lucina? Are you alright, Darling?

Lucina: I'm fine, I just... I've came do- *blushing* I mean, calmed down!

Now people are even more confused, what could have the Queen of Hell so shaken up?

Gwen: That's not even the craziest part. *points to the Omnitrix* (Y/N) has that watch that allows him to turn into different aliens that all have unique powers.

Kevin: What!? No way! Show me!

(Y/N): Not right now. It runs on a cool down system. If I use it now and transform back, I'll be a sitting duck and be vulnerable to an attack.

Kevin: What have you gotta be worried about? You're surrounded by Demon chicks.

(Y/N): That's another thing. I tend to make a lot of enemies.

Gwen: Because he's an Assassin. Which I still don't fully support.

(Y/N): A lot of people want me dead or want the watch for themselves. Even a few target get sent to Hell and come after me for revenge.

Kevin: *scratching his head* So, let me get this straight. You're an Alien Shape Shifter Assassin that lives in Hell and has a Harem of 45 Girlfriend's?

(Y/N): *shrugs* Pretty much.

Kevin: You keep getting weirder and cooler the more I learn about you.

(Y/N): I'll take that as a compliment.

Kevin: Well, you're not the only weird one here.

Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handful of change. He holds it tightly before a mix of silver and copper colored metal coated his hand, amazing (Y/N) and some of the girls.

Charlie: Wow! How did you do that?

Kevin: 'Cos like Gwen, I'm part Alien too. Any material i touch, i absorb and it comes with a bonus.

He turns to a large nearby rock and punches it, causing it to crack and leave a fist-shaped indent in its side.

(Y/N): Point taken.

Kevin: The only draw back is that whatever I'm absorbing, i need a lot of. That's why I could only cover my hand.

Helena: That's so cool! You, Gwen and Master could be like a Superhero trio!

(Tykira-DX: Foreshadowing)

Both Kevin and Gwen turn to (Y/N) after hearing her call him "Master".

Kevin: Look, I don't judge the kinky stuff you do in bed but try to keep it in the bed.

(Y/N): *sweating* No, no, it's not like that! She is my girlfriend and that's just something she calls me. She just sometimes acts more like a pet because she likes it and-. Shit, that came out wrong! I mean to say is, she likes head pats and pouncing on me and being put on a leash to-. Fuck, that sounds bad too! I know this sound weird but trust me, I-.

Gwen: *plugging her ears* Please, stop talking. You're making it infinitely worse.

(Y/N): *hangs his head down* Yeah, I suck at explaining things...

A few of the girl's laugh at (Y/N)'s more awkward and dorky side, while Helena remains completely clueless as to why (Y/N) got so flustered in the first place. Just then, Ace, Josh, Kat walked up to the group while Ace and Josh were carrying a still drunk Nova.

(Y/N): Oh, I should introduce you to the friends i made in Hell. This is Ace, Josh and Kat, they're Incubi. The drunk one is Nova, he's a Hellhound.

Nova: (Y/N)! It'sh raining beer. Ishn't that greeeaaat?

(Y/N): Yeah, sure it is. *to the Incubi* What's up? Did something happen?

Ace: There's some old Fisherman looking guy spouting something about a Krakken. Thought you might wanna know because this is your kinda thing after all.

Kevin: Huh, and I thought today was gonna be boring.

Gwen gives him a stern look and folds her arms. Kevin realizes what he said and puts up his hands defensively.

Kevin: Not that I'm saying going on a date with you is boring. *nervous laughter*

Gwen is satisfied with his apology and briefly smiles at him. Ace leads (Y/N), Gwen and Kevin down towards shoreline where they see an old man in dirty clothes is shouting into a megaphone in a Irish accent.

Old Fisherman: *shouting* Ye all need ta leave! T'ere's a dangerous Monster in ta wat'r! Ye need ta believe me!

Beach Goer no.1: You're a crazy old man!

Beach Goer no.2: There's no such thing as Sea Monster's!

Beach Goer no.3: You're scaring the kids!

Old Fisherman: I may be old but I'm not crazy!

The Trio all walk towards the Fisherman to try and calm him down. The Fisherman puts down the megaphone to talk with them.

Gwen: Who are you and what are you talking about a "Kraken"?

Shaw: I'm Captain Shaw. T'ere was terrible Monster t'at i used to live in a lake far from here, i hunted t'at beast for years but it vanished one day. I've been trackin' it since and now it's here. Ye have ta believe me, all t'ese people are in danger!

Kevin: Maybe it was just Nessie taking a vacation.

(Y/N): Come on, that's ridiculous... Nessie's Scottish, not Irish.

The two boys laugh at their corny joke until Gwen tugs on each of their ears to punish them. (Y/N) and Kevin are now rubbing their sore and red ears.

Gwen: Take this seriously, Guys! This could be real and these people could be in real danger. Let's just listen to Captain Shaw and see if this thing is real. *to Shaw* We'll help you with this Kraken problem.

Shaw: We'll take me boat. I can track ta t'ing with me sonar, t'en- *points to the large harpoon on his boat* we go fishin'.

The Trio follow Shaw onto the dock to reach his boat but Charlie and Vaggie run up to (Y/N).

Vaggie: What's going on? Why are you getting on a boat for?

(Y/N): Me, Gwen and Kevin are going with this Captain, he says there's some dangerous Lake Monster that's here so we're gonna go see if it's real and if it is, then stop it.

Charlie: Are you sure you have to do this? This sounds really dangerous, you've taken down superpowered criminals before but this sounds a bit too much, even for you.

(Y/N): Thanks for caring about me but i have to check this out. Plus, I've got Gwen and Kevin watching my back. I personally don't think it's real but people could be in danger. *he holds both of their hands* I'll be back, either bored or bruised. *laughs*

They both hug him and kiss him on either cheek as a goodbye. (Y/N) gets onboard Shaw's boat as it sails out to the open water. The Trio all walk around the boat, trying to spot any sign of the Kraken.

(Y/N): So Captain, what does this thing look like?

Shaw: It's a ugly t'ing. Big, green, scaly, four legs an' has two tenticles on it's face.

He hands them a photo of the Kraken but it's so blurry and unfocused that it's barely visible.

Kevin: *sarcastically* Yep, definitely terrifying.

(Y/N): *whispers to Gwen* Just like Grandpa used to say, "I don't think he has both oars in the water, if you know what I mean".

Gwen: Take this seriously, Guy's. Captain Shaw is our best bet at finding this Krakken.

Shaw: Aye, she's right. I've been on it's tail for years.

Shaw then points to all the high-tech device's and scanner's in his cabin.

Shaw: Sonar, high depth video set-up, ultrasound, I've got it all. I will find it, mark my words, it can't hide forever.

As they continue sailing out, they are met with buoy's connected with hazard tape blocking them from continuing forward.

Shaw: "Do not enter"? What's goin' on?

(Y/N): Look's official, maybe we should head back.

Shaw: Nonsense. We're here to find ta Krakken. I'm not gonna-.

???: Fishing boat, stop where you are!

The four of them turn towards the voice coming from beside Shaw's boat. They see a modern boat with F.O.F printed on its side pull up next to them, blaring their horn. Three men were onboard, all wearing teal jumpsuit's with F.O.F on them too. One of the men steps forward to speak to them.

Joanna: I am Joanna Melville, founder of Friends Of Fish. We've closed off this section of water for an environmental study. You'll have to turn your boat around.

Shaw: Suppose ya make me, Fish-hugger!

Kevin: Well, sucks to suck. Guess we'll have to head back and find something else to waste our time.

Gwen: But what about the Kraken? It could still be out there.

Joanna: *laughs* The Kraken? Not that old fish story. Look, I'm a marine biologist, and anybody tells you they've seen a Sea Monster is casting without a hook.

Joanna walks back into the cabin on his boat as Gwen glares at him. (Y/N) walks up to Gwen to comfort her and to calm her down.

(Y/N): Hey, I know you wanted this thing to be real but you should be happy it's not. Crisis is avoided, nobody got hurt and the people are safe. Try to lighten up.

Gwen: *sighs* Yeah, I guess you're right.

Cut to Joanna's boat escorting Shaw's boat away from the protected area and back to the dock's. Suddenly, Shaw heard beeping coming from his console. He sees a single blip on the radar and it was approaching them fast.

Shaw: Ta Sonar! We've found somet'in!

A large green shark-like fin emerges from the waves behind them and is heading straight for them.

Kevin: Or something found us. Look!

Shaw: Ta Kraken!

The fin dives back down under the water as everyone look's over the boat to see a massive shadow under them. The Kraken quickly swims past them, causing the waves to crash and the boat to rock violently.

Shaw: It's headin' for ta docks!

(Y/N): The Girls!

Cut back to the beach, Valentina feels a buzzing coming from her purse.

Valentina: Thats weird, could've sworn i left that back at the office.

She reaches in and pulls out her ringing phone.

Valentina: Oh, it's just my phone.

Vox: What else could you be talking about?

Valentina: You know what I was talking about~. *answers her phone* Hello? Valentina speaking.

Dia: Hey, Boss. I think you forgot us.

Summer: Yeah, we're standing here in bikini's and people are starting to stare.

Valentina: Oh! Sorry, girls. I'll open up a portal for you now.

Valentina stands up and uses her magic to open up a portal as Summer and Dia step through. Summer is wearing a white bikini and bottoms while Dia is wearing a black bikini and bottoms.

Dia: We finally get to show off these cute bikinis to (Y/N)~. I hope he likes them. Where is he anyway?

Valentina: Last time i saw him, he and his cousin went off with some old crusty fart to go do hero stuff.

Summer: *pouts* Dammit, he's not here. *sighs* At least we can enjoy the nice Human world view while we wait for him to get back.

Suddenly, the Kraken bursts out of the water with a loud roar, standing at its full height and casting a shadow over the entire beach. Causing the Beach goer's to scream and panic.

Summer: I changed my mind! *shaking Valentina* Take us back! Take us back, now!

The Kraken slams it's full weight onto the beach causing the ground to shake and destroying the dock that Ms. Mayberry and a few other beach goer's, sending them flying into the air and splashing far into the water. Ms. Mayberry surfaces and gasp's for air before looking back at the Monster with fear.

Ms. Mayberry: That's not (Y/N)...

Cut back to Shaw's boat, Shaw is watching the Kraken continue its rampage through binocular's.

Shaw: I told ya ! It's real! Ta Kraken lives!

Kevin: Gwen, I promise I'll listen next time you talk about killer calamari!

(Y/N): You can think of sushi all you want after we save these people first! Come on, lets go!

(Y/N) slam's down on the Omnitrix as her transforms into XLR8.

Gwen readies her pink mana around her. As they were about to go, Kevin interrupt's them.

Kevin: Hey, what am I supposed to do?

Gwen: I have an idea.

Cut to Ms. Mayberry and the Beach goer's trying to swim away from the Kraken as it follows them. XLR8 rapidly sprits on top of the water tension, occasional slipping but regaining his momentum. He runs and catches Ms. Mayberry just before the Kraken tries to swallow her whole. XLR8 continues running towards the Beach and sets her down on the sand as the Hotel staff hurry to her side.

XLR8: You okay?

Ms. Mayberry: *coughs* I think so. Thanks for the save.

XLR8 quickly turns and runs back to the other people stranded out in the water. He runs past the Kraken and grabs people all before the Kraken could crush them with it's claws, before running back to the beach to drop them off. Suddenly, he hears the crying of a little girl still in the water as the Kraken is rapidly approaching her. XLR8 runs out to save her but the Kraken has too much of a head start and will reach her before XLR8.

XLR8: No! No! No! Not gonna make it!

The Kraken raises it's claws, ready to kill her. The girl screams and covers her face with her hands. But nothing happens. She opens her eyes to see she's now inside a pink bubble of energy, floating high above the water. Gwen is revealed, floating in the air and surrounded by the same pink energy.

Gwen: Picking on little girl's? That just sad. Here, I got a present for you!

She uses her mana to launch Kevin, who is encased fully in metal, at the Krakken directly.

Kevin: Cannonball!

As Kevin was hurdling towards the Kraken, he held out his fists in the Superman position, punching the Kraken across it's jaw causing it to roar out in pain and fall back into the water briefly.

XLR8: Yeah! Way to go!

Gwen quickly grabs Kevin with her mana just before he hit the water, setting him and the little girl down onto the beach. The Kraken shot out of the water again, now angrier than ever and has a new target, the Friends of Fish boat. It quickly swam at them, causing Jonah to panic.

Jonah: Get us outta here!

Jonah's crewmate ran to the cabin and sent it into full throttle, speeding back out and away from the beach. The Kraken dove under the water to chase them while XLR8 ran across the water to save them. The Kraken rose up from the water in front of them to intercept, causing Jonah's crewmate to steer away but it was too late. The Kraken slams it's tail into the water to cause a tidal wave to push the boat away and spinning it rapidly, Jonah and his crew held on for their lives.

Once the boat stopped, the Kraken charged at the boat again but XLR8 quickly intercepted it, running in circles fast enough to form a large tornado of water, scaring the Kraken and making it retreat back into the water. With the Kraken gone, XLR8 stops running and hop's on the boat. Suddenly, the Kraken appears out the water again and uses it's face tendril's to rip of a tarp hiding a large crate labeled "Cannery", making Jonah run towards it and hold on to it as the Kraken dragged the crate away.

Jonah: No you don't!

XLR8 runs to Jonah's aid, grabbing one of it's tendril's and pulling back with his super speed, causing a small dust cloud as his feet moved. The Kraken let go of the box and with XLR8's momentum, sent him, Jonah and the box flying backwards. The Kraken tries to attack them again by lunging at them. XLR8 swiftly ran and slid under the Kraken, sending out a barrage of rapid fire kicks to it's chin. The Kraken lets out a roar of pain and dove back under the waves.

Jonah: Thanks for the help and the feet.

XLR8: *hisses* What was in that crate that you would risk your life for it?

Jonah: *nervously* Uhm, our lunch?

XLR8: You almost got munched for a few sandwiches?

Suddenly, one of the Kraken's tentacles shot out of the water and grabbed the box, pulling it under the water. XLR8 was going to chase after it but the Omnitrix started beeping, signaling that it will time out soon.

XLR8: Uh oh, gotta run!

XLR8 ran across the water, back towards Shaw's boat.

XLR8: Almost there! Just gotta-!

The Omnitrix timed out and reverted him back to human wile he was still running. He screamed, with XLR8's speed in effect, causing him to skip across the water and stopping just beside Shaw's boat. He surfaced and called out to Shaw.

(Y/N): Hey, Captain! Man overboard here!

Shaw was standing ready at the mounted harpoon, scoped in on the Kraken. He begrudgingly walked away from it to grab a lifesaver ring to fetch (Y/N) out of the water.

Shaw: Next time yer in me sights, ya won't be so lucky...

Cut to Shaw docking his boat back at the beach. As (Y/N) got off Shaw's boat, a large crowd of people cheered for him.

Beach goer No.1: It's (Y/N) 10! He saved us from that Monster!

Beach goer No.2: He's a real Hero!

Beach goer No.3: Can you sign my surfboard?!

Katie Killjoy barges her way through the crowd, as Tammy followed behind her with the camera. She puts a microphone to his face, ready to interview him again.

Katie Killjoy: So, (Y/N) how do you feel about your fandom expanding into the Human World?

(Y/N): I didn't think I would have fans in the Living World. I'm really flattered but I couldn't do it without help from Gwen and Kevin.

He points to the two of them as they walk into the camera frame. Gwen nervously waved to the camera while Kevin was loving the attention.

Katie Killjoy: Wow, (Y/N) already has himself a couple of sidekicks.

Gwen: *annoyed* "Sidekicks"?!

Kevin : Hey, what about me? I did the awesome Superman thing?

Katie Killjoy: Well, how do you two know (Y/N)?

Gwen: *gritting teeth* He's my cousin.

Kevin: *grabs the min* Well, he's always been like the lil' brother I never had. *puts arm over (Y/N)'s shoulders*

(Y/N): We literally just met today...

Katie Killjoy: *snatches her mic back* Ahem! Anyway folks, I'm sure the people in the crowd have a few questions for our Hero of the day.

The crowd started to shout over one another, throwing their hands up like preschoolers. Katie Killjoy pointed and selected a person out of the crowd randomly.

Beach goer No.1: Yes! (Y/N) 10, was that your hardest fight yet or were Rojo and Animo more difficult?

(Y/N): How do you know about that?

Beach goer No.1: You're allover the news! Look!

He pulls out a phone to show that even Human news sources are reporting about him. Showing security cam footage of (Y/N)'s fights with Rojo and Animo. He pauses at the moment when Loona stabs Animo's Toad in the head with a piece of rebar.

Beach goer No.1: What happened to that hot Werewolf girl you teamed up with?

(Y/N): *nervous* Oh, uh... I don't know who she is. She just teamed up with me then vanished.

Meanwhile, Loona is in amongst the crowd and awkwardly shuffles away but is stopped by Blitza giving her the Mom look.

Blitza: "Just getting the cure", huh?

Back to the crowd, Katie Killjoy picks out another random person to speak.

Beach goer No.2: How many Alien's do you have in that watch-thingy? Which one is your most powerful?

(Y/N): I'm not sure how many I have at the moment, I'm always finding new one's I didn't know I had. Also, I don't know which one is my strongest, but I'm excited to see which one it is.

Suddenly, the crowd got more unreasonable and started bombarding him with questions, Katie tried to calm them down but got pushed asides. All this was too much for (Y/N), he ducked down and sneaked his was out of the crowd. He regrouped with Verosika and her crew.

(Y/N): I don't know how you handle the fans.

Verosika: Simple, I let Vix handle them. *Vixen cracks her knuckles*

As (Y/N) laughs the rest of the girls gather around him. Charlie hugs him before inspecting him for injures.

Charlie: Are you okay? Did that thing hurt you?

(Y/N): *jokingly* You mean the Monster or the fans?

Vaggie: (Y/N), this is serious! You could've been killed! I was-! W-we were worried about you.

(Y/N): I'm fine Vaggie. Really, I am.

(Y/N) puts his hand to Vaggie's cheek as Vaggie holds his hand and softly rubs her cheek against it, calming her down.

Ms. Mayberry: I think it's best to head back to the Hotel and leave this thing to the experts, like those Friends of Fish guys.

Angel Dust: "Experts"? *grabs (Y/N)'s arm to show her the Omnitrix* Who better to snag a Sea Monster than the hunk with a Monster Buster on his wrist?

Charlie: I'm afraid Ms. Mayberry's right. This is too dangerous and we can't interfere with the Living World- *looks at Lucina, who is smiling at them smugly* especially with my Mother here.

Charlie hangs her head down in sadness, reluctant to head back and leave their vacation early. This only fueled (Y/N)'s determination, to spite Lucina, stop that Monster and to let Charlie stay, and enjoy herself.

(Y/N): No. We're staying here until these people are safe. I promised you were all under my protection as well. We're here to enjoy ourselves and I'm not gonna let anyone interfere, be they Sea Monster or- *looks Lucina in the eyes* Queen of Hell.

All the girls were surprised at (Y/N)'s boldness and assertiveness, a few blushed while other's had a wet spot form between their legs. Lucina was shocked too and looked away to hide her reddening cheeks.

Dia and Summer: I love a Man who takes command~.

The group stopped and listened to shouting coming from both Shaw's boat and Jonah's boat, who was also docked. Shaw walked down from the dock after a breif argument with Jonah, mumbling to himself as he walked past the group.

Shaw: Low-down, no-good Fish-kissers!

(Y/N): Captain Shaw? What is it?

Shaw: Ta nerve of t'ose enviro-punk's! T'ey're stopped anyone from sailin' out into ta water! Nobody tells me when I can or can't sail an' nobody's gonna keep me away from reelin' in ta catch of ta century! Nobody... *looks down at the Omnitrix* Maybe ya can still help me. T'at t'ere watch ya got can help me deal wit' t'is beast for good! I hate askin' fer help but i need ya again.

(Y/N) turns to his harem as they all give him a nod of approval, Vaggie briefly looks down in contemplation but nods too. (Y/N) turns back to Shaw.

(Y/N): First mate Tennyson reporting for duty, Sir.

Shaw: An' what about yer friends over t'ere? T'ey comin' too?

Shaw points the Gwen and Kevin, who are still trapped by (Y/N)'s fans pestering them with questions. Kevin is loving the attention and flexes for the camera, embarrassing Gwen.

(Y/N): Nah, they look like they have their hands full.

Shaw shrugs then leads (Y/N) back onboard and they sail back out into open water, despite the restrictions and the shouting of Jonah. While Shaw sails them out, he decides to make small talk.

Shaw: So, all t'ose beauty's yer's?

(Y/N): Yeah, I honestly don't know how i did it. *sighs lovingly* I love every single one of them.

Shaw: *laughs* Ya lucky Bastard! I wish I could say ta same. The Kraken is only half ta reason why i get out ta house, the other reason is me Wife!

Shaw laughs and slaps the steering wheel at his own terrible joke while (Y/N) rolls his eyes.

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Wow, what a healthy and happy marriage you have...

With their "banter" thankfully over, they reach out far enough that the beach and any other boats are out of sight. Shaw puts on a green diving suit and hands (Y/N) a red one, which was uncomfortably tight in certain places.

Shaw: Here's ta plan; we dive down, find ta eggs an' destroy t'em.

(Y/N): Seems a bit extreme. How are we gonna do that?

Shaw: *smiles* Wit' t'ese.

He picks up two spear guns and gives one to (Y/N).

(Y/N): *sighs* Let's get this over with.

They both sit on the lip of the boat before diving backwards into the water. This area was much deeper and surprisingly murkier, filled with sea weed and jagged rocks. The pair continue to swim through a school of fish, spearguns pointing forward. A shape moves in front of Shaw, startling him, before it was revealed to just be a piece of sea weed. They continue to swim deeper until they find what look's like an old wooden shipwreck and inside was a giant egg.

Shaw smiles and pats (Y/N) on the back, they ready to shoot it but suddenly a large shadow stops above them, causing them to stop and look up, it was another boat. (Y/N) was about to investigate it but Shaw stops him and goes up himself. Once above the water, Shaw sees the boat is armored and has a mounted gun on top. He begins to climb the ladder to his own boat but a hand grabs him, dragging him up and throws him on deck. Three men in grey, navy grade diving suit surround him.

???: Don't ya know it's dangerous diving this deep at your age, Old timer? That is of course, ya went with a friend?

Shaw: I work alone. I ain't got no friends.

(Y/N) resurfaces to see the other two men surround Shaw and grab his arms behind his back.

???: And with a sparkling personality like yours?

Shaw: I han't got anythin' worth stealin' either.

???: Ah, but you have us all wrong. All we want is some information, like what did you see down there?!

Shaw: Not'in', same as all ways.

The Diver knocks Shaw out cold in a single punch, sending him to the floor. The Diver removed his mask to reveal he was Jonah.

Jonah: Well, I have to be sure.

This surprised (Y/N), he reaches for the Omnitrix but it's still on cool down.

(Y/N): *whisper yells* Come on, work!

Jonah's crew carries Shaw over to their boat.

Jonah: Take Ahab here with us. Find out if he knows anything back at the Cannery. We'll come back later with a mini-sub to snag the rest of the eggs.

Jonah activates a small tracking beacon as it blinks with a green light. He throws it into the water, letting it sink down to the shipwreck.

Jonah: In the mean time, I think his boat just got lost at sea.

Jonah activate a bomb and throws it into Shaw's boat as his boat sails away before the explosion, capsizing Shaw's boat and sending flaming shrapnel into the water. (Y/N) dives down to avoid being hit by the wreckage, narrowly dodging certain death. He resurfaces to see nothing but a flaming wreck where the boat was and Jonah no where in sight. With the Omnitrix active again, he randomly switches between the Aliens before stopping on a giant bug.

(Y/N): You look new, you'll have to do!

He slams down on the Omnitrix and a green light engulfs him.

Cutting back to Jonah's boat. He's speeding off and away from the crime scene. One of Jonah's crewmen steps out of the cabin as he spots something in the air following them.

Crewman No.1: Is that a Bird?

Crewman No.2: Nah, looks like a plane.

The thing they where talking about was (Y/N) in his new insect like Alien, quickly catching up with them in the air.

Jonah: It's a Bug! Man the Harpoons!

(Y/N)/???: Give it up! You are totally busted!

Crewman No.2 ran to the mounted machine gun and started firing at (Y/N)/??? but he was too fast as he easily dodged the salvo of bullets. (Y/N)/???, on instinct, shot a sticky goo out of his eyestalks, hitting both of the Crewmen and immobilizing them as Jonah ran into the cabin. Jonah flicked some switches, causing the explosive barrel's to release and float in the water behind him. As (Y/N)/??? flew by, they would explode, causing him to dodge and avoid them at just the last second. One of the explosion's splashed up a lot of water and hitting (Y/N)/???, causing him to fall into the water.

(Y/N)/???: Aw man, my wings are too wet for takeoff.

Jonah circles back around and heads full speed towards (Y/N)/???.

Jonah: Let's squish that Bug!

(Y/N)/??? tried to swim away but was having difficulties with his wet wing slowing him down, as Jonah was catching up to him. He grabbed onto a piece of floating driftwood for safety but Jonah was still approaching rapidly.

(Y/N)/???: Come on, come on! *shaking his wings* Dry off!

One of Jonah's crewmen freed himself and grabbed the mounted machine gun, openly firing. The stream of bullets was slowly being aimed towards him. Out of desperation he noticed an abandoned sail boat and on instinct, he shot out a strong line of goo at the top of it's mast before slurping up the goo line like a retractable grappling hook, narrowly dodging the bullets. As Jonah passed by, he and his men looked around for the "Bug" but couldn't see him anywhere, as (Y/N)/??? was hiding behind the sail. The "Fin" of the Kraken rose out of the water before diving back down as Jonah shined his light at it.

Jonah: It's getting too crowed around here. *points to Shaw* Dump the trash overboard.

(Y/N)/???'s wings dried off just in time as Jonah's crewmen threw Shaw off their boat and into the water before making their getaway. As Shaw began to sink, (Y/N)/??? grabbed him just before he got too deep for (Y/N)/??? to catch, he pulled him out of the water. With Jonah gone again, (Y/N)/??? decides to fly back to the Beach as Shaw began to wake up.

Shaw: Wha- what happened? *noticing he's being carried by a giant Bug and begins to freak out* AHH! JAYZUS SAVE MEH! GET AFF MEH!

(Y/N)/???: Relax, Captain. It's me.

Shaw: *calming down* (Y/N)? T'at you? If ya could turn into one of them alien t'ing's before, why didn't ya help me wit' t'em goons!?

(Y/N)/???: The watch was on cool down! Ah Geez, you expect me to give you Alien's like a goddamn Gumball machine?! *sighs* Since you're the first person to see this new Alien, you have the honor of naming it.

Shaw: *plugging nose* Well, ya Stink an' ya Fly, an' that's all i wanna know.

Stinkfly: "Stinkfly"? I like it!

Shaw: Fine, whatever, just get us to dry land soon. I don't t'ink I can hold my lunch down fer long. *gags*

As Stinkfly and Shaw where approaching the beach, his harem and fans started to cheer for him but before he could land, the Omnitrix started to beep again, transforming him back to human. Both of them screamed as they hurdled to the ground. Stolara sprang into action, using her telekinesis to catch the two as they fell and gently put them down to the ground. Thankfully no one saw her do it, except for one...

Lucina: Just what do you think you are doing?

Stolara turns around to see Lucina walking towards her with her usual smile but she could tell it meant something else.

Stolara: *slightly scared* S-saving (Y/N) and the other Human, my Queen.

Lucina: By using magic in front of Human's? You would rather disobey my laws to save two mere mortal's?

Stolara: B-but, (Y/N) is no mere Mortal. He is-.

Lucina: *agitated* You know as well as I do that you are already on thin ice with me, lending your Grimoire to I.M.P.'s for them to enter the Mortal realm illegally. You clearly can't be trusted, until you return to Hell, you will be powerless.

The last statement grabbed the attention of a certain Imp. Ms. Kimber flicked up her hat to get a better look at the scene unfold, with a smile.

Stolara: Y-you can't-.

Lucina: Yes. I. Can.

Lucina snaps her fingers and Stolara suddenly fell to her knees, feeling her magical power being forcefully ripped from her. Octavia runs to her mothers side as Lucina walks away, satisfied with her work.

Octavia: Mum! Are you alright?!

Stolara: *weakly* Ye-yes, Dear. I'm fine.

(Y/N), hearing the commotion, runs beside her.

(Y/N): What happened?

Stolara: *groaning* Queen Lucina stripped me of my powers...

(Y/N): *shocked* Lucina?! That no good-.

Stolara: No, (Y/N). Save your strength... My powers will return once I'm back in Hell.

(Y/N): But out here, you're a sitting Duck... No pun intended.

Stolara: *chuckle's weakly* Your humor is always welcome. I appreciate your concern for my well being but I will be fine.

(Y/N) nods and carries Stolara bridal style, making her blush, before setting her down on her beach towel as the Girl's, (Y/N)'s friends and Shaw huddle together as (Y/N) relays what he saw.

(Y/N): And the Kraken's nest was full of eggs, no wonder she's been attacking everything, Jonah must be stealing her eggs!

Lin: So, she's just a Momma defendin' her Babies? I'd do the same thing if I were in her shoes... Or flipper's.

Blitza: Me too. *hugs Loona's arm* Isn't that right, Loonie Toonie~.

Blitza tries to kiss Loona's cheek but Loona groans and pushes her away.

Coco: *typing on her laptop* And I think I know who Jonah is. I did a little checking on Friends of Fish and found out it's not listed on any environmental website. But i did find this. *flips laptop around* Jonah Melville isn't a friend to any kinda wildlife. He travels around the world poaching rare animal's, then crates them up and sells them to private collectors.

Niftty: *points to Jonah's beard* You can never trust a guy with an evil beard.

(Y/N): "Crates them up"? Oh, man! I bet that crate the Kraken took off their boat had her egg in it!

Charlie: Stealing Babies to make profit is just wrong on so many levels.

(Y/N): We gotta stop them! They said something about going back to a cannery.

Shaw: All t'is talk doesn't change a t'ing. Mammy or not, t'at beast is mine. Let's go, I've got a spare boat down at the docks.

Before (Y/N) could go, Gwen and Kevin run up to him with a worried look in their eyes.

Gwen: (Y/N)! Wait up! We found something your not gonna like.

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Oh great, the good news just keeps piling up. What is is?

Kevin: *holds up blessing tipped bullet* This. We found it when that Cowgirl disappeared. We showed it to Stolara and she seemed freaked out by it.

(Y/N) began to have flashback's to his first time in Wrath during the Harvest Moon Festival, fighting Strika.

(Y/N): Strika...

He sprinted to Stolara, she was thankfully fine and laying down as Octavia held her hand to comfort her. (Y/N) turned to see a passed out Stella, he began to shake her up to wake her.

(Y/N): Stella! Stella! That bodyguard you hired is the same woman who tried to kill Stolara at the Harvest Moon Festival and now i think she's here to finish the Job! You have to tell me what you know about her!

Stella: *half asleep and still drunk* ... Hellooo, Professor Tennyson. I'd do aaanything forr an A... *falls back asleep*

(Y/N), knowing he won't get any information from Stella, lets go of her and walks away.

Gwen: What is it, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Stolara is in serious danger. And i need you two to protect her from Strika.

Kevin: Who's Strika? Hell's number 1 Bowling champ?

Kevin laughs at his own joke but stops to see seeing how serious (Y/N) was.

Gwen: What should we know about this Strika?

(Y/N): She's a dangerous assassin who's tried to kill Stolara before, she beat Millie in hand to hand, temporarily kidnaped me, it took both Blitz and Moxxie to hold her back long enough for me to reach them, and she still escaped. She's an expert with any type of gun, she prefers to use akimbo revolver's or long range rifle's. She's also skilled with her fist's, lasso's and knives. Don't underestimate her.

Kevin: The fact that you, another assassin, is saying all this... Kinda has me worried.

(Y/N): I'm only telling you this because I'm scared too. That day I first met her was scary. I promised myself to keep those that I love safe and I never came this close to failing them. *begins to tear up* I never want that to happen again after the... The...

Gwen: *putting a hand on his shoulder* It's okay, you don't need to say it. You don't need to do this alone anymore, we'll protect Stolara. You can count on us.

(Y/N): *whipping away tears* Thanks. Tennyson's always got each others backs, right?

Gwen and (Y/N) nod to each other as (Y/N) walks away. (Y/N) regroups with the girls.

(Y/N): I'm gonna need a small team to come help me with this.

Blitza: I'm in!

Moxxie: This sounds interesting, I'm in.

Millie: Hell yeah! Let's poach some poacher's!

Amy: I've been meaning to work some stress out, I'm down.

(Y/N): Loona? You comin' too? Might as well get the whole I.M.P crew in.

Loona: Eh, fuck it. I'm game.

(Y/N): Alright, let's go meet up with Shaw.

They all head to the docks to see Shaw fallen asleep in his spare boat, waiting for them. Loona kicks the boat, startling him awake.

Shaw: Eh? Oh, it's you. What took ya so long an' who are these?

(Y/N): Just some help. Trust me, they're very good at what they do.

Shaw: *shrugs* Well, ta more ta merrier. Get in while I untie it.

Shaw steps onto the docks and lets them sit in the cramped boat. Once all of them were in and Shaw finished untying the boat. (Y/N) turned on the engine and speed off without Shaw.

Shaw: What are ya doin'?! Get back here!

(Y/N): Sorry Captain!

Shaw: Ya don't know what yer doin'! A Monster's a Monster! And I know a Monster when I see one.

Loona: *scoffs* If only you knew.

Cut back to the beach, Gwen and Kevin are patrolling the area, trying to find Strika hidden amongst the crowd of people.

Kevin: How the Hell are we supposed to find this Chick? If she's as dangerous as (Y/N) says, i don't think we want to find her.

Gwen: *stops and gives him a stern look* We will find her and stop her, no matter how much of a big scaredy-cat you are. *holds out her hand* Give me the bullet, i know away to find her.

Kevin hands her the bullet, she focuses hard on the bullet, using her powers to track it's original owner. Her eyes glow pink as the bullet floats in her hand and point's tip first like a compass.

Gwen: Got her. Follow me.

Gwen runs off into the crowd, leaving Kevin to catch up with her.

Cut to Strika, in her Imp form, hiding under the docks and behind some rocks. She lines up a perfect shot with her revolver, aiming just between the crowd and directly at a weakened Stolara.

Strika: *whispering* Sorry Birdie but I'm not the type of gal to leave a job half finished. *cock's the hammer back* Say good night~.

As she was about to pull the trigger, a pink energy tendril grabbed her gun and pulled it out of her hand. She turns to see who it was and sees Gwen, now holding her revolver, and Kevin standing beside her. Strika chuckles and stands up before casually leaning against the docks post.

Strika: Well I'll be. Are all you Tennyson's full of surprises?

Gwen: *empty's the revolver and throws it away* You can say that. You sound disappointed, upset you got caught?

Strika: Nah, just not the Tennyson I wanted to see. And besides this mission was gettin' boring anyway. I could use a warmup.

Kevin uses his powers to absorb the rock besides him as it covers him entirely.

Kevin: You can either tell us who hired you now or we kick your ass and then you tell us.

Strika: I'll take my chances with option two. *reaches around to stealthily grab her second revolver* Well? Come an' get me then~.

Kevin rushes at Strika as Gwen's hands emit pink Mana, both ready to fight as Strika smirk's and cock's the hammer on her revolver. Kevin jumps and pull's back his fis for a haymaker but Strika pull's out her gun and shoot's him point-blank to the face. Kevin recoiled back and held his face as Strika chuckles but Kevin removed his hand, showing that he was smiling with the bullet in his teeth. He spits out the bullet and turns to a stunned Strika.

Kevin: Cheep moves already?

Strika: *growl's* I was just gettin' started!

She fans the hammer, firing the last five bullet's at Kevin, causing him to block with his arms as the bullet's ricochet off him. Gwen floats above him and start throwing pink energy disc's at Strika, causing her to weave through the posts under the dock's. As Strika was running, she reloaded her revolver and ducked behind cover, as Gwen got close she jumped out and shot twice. Gwen put a force fiels around herself. Strika groans in frustration but Kevin quickly rushes her again and punches at Strika. Strika barely dodge's the punch as Kevin's fist goes through the post and gets stuck.

Kevin: Oh Crap.

Strika picks up her lasso and uses it to grab a large stone, using her momentum to hurl it at Kevin, hitting him and smashing him through the post as well. Gwen gasp's in shock, not focusing on Strika as she rushes her with her combat knife. Gwen just barely dodge's a slash to her head as Strika continues her assault, slashing at vital points on Gwen body as Gwen dodge's or block's her knife with her mana shields. Strika manages to cut Gwen's arm but only grazes it, Strika gin's as Gwen recoiled in pain. Strika thrusts her knife forward at Gwen's neck but she over extends as Gwen dodge's and grabs Strika's arm before Judo throwing her over her shoulder.

Strika: *groans* Where'd ya learn that?...

Gwen: Highschool Karate.

Strika quickly gets up and fires at Gwen as she surround's herself in a bubble and back's off. Kevin throws the rock off him and charges Strika. Strika pull's out her lasso and uses it to bind up Kevin. Kevin tries to rip it off but can't.

Kevin: What the-!? The Hell is this stuff made of!?

Strika: Angel Hair, completely indestructible. What can i say, my client spoil's me~. But it means I can do this!

Strika pulls the lasso back and with her momentum, throws Kevin at Gwen, smashing her bubble as Kevin collides with her. Strika unties her lasso and a draws her knife as she stand above them. Gwen launches a energy tendril to grab Strika and throw her back as she hits a wooden post. Strika groans again as she get up but is shoulder tackled by Kevin, sending her flying backwards again. She gets up again as Gwen and Kevin corner her to a wall.

Kevin: Now will you tell us who sent you? 'Cause I can do this all day.

Strika looks around and sees she's standing next to a rock that she hid her rifle behind. Strika look's back at them with her hands in the air as her tail reaches for her rifle.

Strika: Fine! Ya'll got me. The person who hired me is...

Strika uses her tail to grab her rifle and throws it up before catching it and aiming at Kevin. Kevin tries to block the bullet again but the high caliber rifle hits him and breaks off his stone armor on his arms, knocking him back. Gwen uses her mana to create an opaque bubble around her and Kevin as she rushes to his side to check on him.

Gwen: Kevin, are you alright!?

Kevin: *groans* I've survived worse. Just give me a minute and I'll be back up...

Gwen: No, you too hurt. You have to stay out of this.

Kevin: Well, if you're not fighting with me, then don't hold back on that bitch.

Cut back to the outside of the bubble, Strika is getting impatient and poking the bubble with her knife.

Strika: C'mon, ya'll gonna stay in there all day or are ya gonna fight?

The bubble suddenly exploded with bright pink energy, forcing Strika to cover her eyes briefly. Once Strika lowered her arm and saw what she was up against, her cocky smirk faded. Gwen was hovering in the air, in her full Anodite form with an angry look on her face.

Gwen: *distorted voice* Attacking Stolara was one mistake, kidnapping my cousin was another but pissing me off was the biggest mistake you'll make!

Strika: Oh... Shit!

Strika quickly turns to run as a bolt of energy passed by her head and went though a wooden post with ease. Strika ducked behind cover and peeked out to shoot at her with her revolver, all four bullet's disintegrate before even touching Gwen. Gwen shot out a large disc of energy at Strika as she ran behind a large rock for cover, the disc easily cuts through the boulder like it wasn't even there. Strika pops out against with her holy rifle.

Strika: This thing can kill Royal Demon's, I don't know what the Heaven you are but this'll still hurt ya!

Strika fires her rifle as it was aimed directly at Gwen's head. Once the bullet was an inch away from Gwen's Skull, it stopped midair as it was still spinning until it slowed down to a stop and fell to the ground. Strika looked back at Gwen and then back at the bullet in disbelief.

Cut to just outside the dock's, two guys are looking at the dock's as bright flashes of light shine through the wooden pillar's, surprising them.

Guy No.1: Woah, Dude! What do you think that is?

Guy No.2: I don't know, Bro. Maybe a Rave? Wanna check it out?

Guy No.1: No way, there's enough freaky shit going on today.

Guy No.2 C'mon, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Suddenly, Strika runs out of the dock's for her life, covered in bruises and burn marks.

Strika: Fuck this shit!

Soon angry Gwen burst out of the dock's, looking more angry than before and scaring the shit out of every human there.

Gwen: Get back here! Now!

Everyone stayed clear of the angry Anodite as she relentlessly chased Strika through the crowd. As Strika was running for safety, she spotted Martha showing off her " borrowed" Asmodian Crystal. Strika changed course, avoiding ray's of energy as she did, and headed straight for Martha. While sprinting, she snatched the crystal from Martha.

Martha: Hey! That's mine!

But before Martha could do anything, Strika opened up a portal to Hell, flipping off Gwen as she jumped through and taking the crystal with her. The portal closed as soon as Gwen reached it, she growled in annoyance. Gwen turned around to see the beach goer's staring at her in a mix of shock, awe and a little bit of fear. Gwen awkwardly reverted back to her Human form as Kevin walked through the crowd and over to her.

Kevin: Did you get her to talk?

Gwen: No, she got away and teleported to back to Hell, she's probably long gone by now.

Kevin: Can't you track her again?

Gwen: No, she took everything back with her. And beside, I don't think I can track someone who's in a different realm than us.

Kevin: Damn it. At least Stolara's safe with us around.

Gwen: Yeah. *sighs* I just hope (Y/N) is having better luck with his mission than we are.

Cut to a large Cannery at the other side of the beach. A large crane hooks onto and pull's up a submersible mech-suit, with Jonah inside, as it holds onto of the Kraken's eggs it's set of smaller arms. The crane moves the mech-suit over the pier as Jonah's crew are waiting for him with the other Kraken egg inside of a large glass tube. Jonah passes the egg to one of his crewmen but the man almost drops it, due to it's weight.

Jonah: *stepping out of the mech-suit* Careful! Or you'll be cleaning up the world's most experience omelet!

The crewman carefully puts the egg in inside the tube and seals it shut.

Jonah: After we sell these babies to the highest bidder, we'll be kickin' back on a beach in the Bahamas!

The camera pans down to just below where Jonah is standing. Under the pier, (Y/N) and I.M.P. steer the boat beside a ladder leading up to the top deck. (Y/N) crouches down and whispers to his team.

(Y/N): Alright, here's the plan. You girl's go up top and grab the eggs. While I'll deal with Jonah and his crew

Millie: *pulls out her knives* Seems simple enough.

(Y/N): Without killing anybody. Gwen wouldn't let me hear the end of it if we massacre these guys.

Millie: D'aww... *puts her knives away*

Blitza: Hello? Killing people is kinda our business. Why're you so scared, she's your Cousin.

(Y/N): *serious tone* Trust me, you don't know Gwen like I do.

(Y/N) flicks through the Omnitrix and stops on a humanoid anglerfish.

He slams down on the dial as he transform's into a new aquatic Alien.

???/(Y/N): Woah, this one will come in handy.

Loona: Definitely not your sexiest alien but it'll do.

Moxxie: Those Teeth look kinda menacing...

Blitza: Oh, can I name this one?!

???/(Y/N): Shh, keep it down. And sure you can.

Blitza: How about... Ripjaws.

Ripjaws: Fitting. Now lets get started.

The Girl's nod and climb up the ladder, making their way inside the Cannery. Before Ripjaws could jump into the water, the Kraken burst out of the water and through the wooden pier as Jonah and his crew were wheeling off her eggs.

Jonah: The bigger the Kraken, the bigger the payday.

He runs back inside the mech-suit as the crew try to fend off the Kraken with gunfire but has little to no affect. One crewman runs inside the cannery as the whole foundation shakes and rumble's. Back outside, the Kraken swats away one crewman with her tentacle and reaches for her eggs but Jonah uses the crane to swoop down, swiping the eggs before her. The Kraken tries to bite him but is just out of reach. Jonah uses the crane again to reel himself away with a smile, firing at her with the mech-suit's mounted gun and almost pushing her off the pier.

While Jonah was busy with keeping the Kraken at bay, Ripjaws swam up and out of the water, rocketing himself high in the air before landing on Jonah's mech-suit and glaring at him through the visor.

Ripjaws: You wanna mess with a Monster? Try me one for size!

Ripjaws turns to grab the egg canister as Jonah aims his gun arm at his head but Ripjaws just bites down on the gun and easily rips it off. He then bites the arm holding the canister as it drops them and Ripjaws jumps after the eggs, catching them midair but Jonah punches him as the canister falls and breaks, letting the eggs roll over to the edge of the pier.

Cut to the inside of the Cannery, I.M.P. continue to sneak their way though. Blitza sticks her head around a corner and spots one of Jonah's crewmen picking up a large gun off a wall. She turns to the team and gives out fast, complicated and nonsensical hand gesture's to silently communicate, only confusing them further. Outside the other crewman survived and swam to the ladder, climbing up to meet face-to-face with the Girl's and immediately aims his pistol at them. Surprisingly, the Girl's started laughing at him.

Crewman: W-what? I'm aiming my gun at you, you should be scared!

Blitza: *stop's laughing* You don't know what we do for a living, do you?

Loona quickly kicked the gun out of his hand and kicks him in the chest, knocking the wind out of him. Amy then knocks him out with one hammer swing as he falls over unconscious.

Amy: We're Assassins. You're lucky our Boyfriend won't let us kill you.

Suddenly, the Kraken sticks it's tail through the wall of the Cannery, alerting the other Crewman. Moxxie spots some old meat hooks to grab onto.

Moxxie: Go high!

All of them jump and hold onto the hooks just in time before the Kraken rips the floor out from under them, pulling the unconscious crewman with her. With their combined momentum, they swing the hooks over the hallway and land on the other Crewman.

Loona: *looking down at the unconscious crewman* So much for a Stealth Mission.

Cut back outside, the Kraken, Jonah and Ripjaws all rush towards the eggs. As Jonah was about to grab them, the Kraken lifts them up with her tail and out of his reach.

Jonah: *lifting himself up with the crane* My eggs!

Jonah knocks the eggs off the Kraken's tail as Ripjaws jumps onto his mech-suit.

Ripjaws: Those aren't your eggs!

Ripjaws pushes Jonah away and dives after the eggs, catching them before dividing into the water. Jonah unhooks his mech-suit off the crane as he drops down on top of Ripjaws, knocking the eggs out of his hands.

Jonah: Rescuing babies- *punches him twice* how heroic but not very smart!

Jonah punches Ripjaws again, this time temporarily knocking him out. Jonah swam towards the eggs and grabs them, leaving Ripjaws to sink. Ripjaws wakes back up and rubs his head before spotting Jonah holding the eggs. Ripjaws fuses his legs together to form a powerful fish-like tail and swam at Jonah at incredible speeds, he grabs onto Jonah's mech-suit but Jonah quickly shook him off, Ripjaws recovered and chased after him again. Ripjaws catches up, pries open Jonah's mechanical arms and carefully catches the eggs in his mouth.

Suddenly, the Kraken arrives and roars loudly, thinking Ripjaws was trying to eat her eggs, she attacks him with her tentacle's. The force knocked Ripjaws to the seabed as the Kraken holds her eggs with her tentacle, Jonah chased after the Kraken and Ripjaws chased after Jonah. Jonah opened up his grabbing arm to reveal a large electrical tuning fork as it sent out shockwaves and vibration's through the water, damaging the Kraken's ears and forcing her to release her eggs as Jonah snatches them again. Ripjaws quickly intercepts him and tackles the mech-suit down into the seabed so hard it destroyed a nearby shipwreck. The sand clears to show Jonah holding Ripjaws by his throat against the shipwreck.

Ripjaws spots an old chained anchor laying next to him, he grabs and hits Jonah in his side with it, briefly stunning him. Ripjaws then quickly put Jonah's mechanical grabbing arm in an arm bar but Jonah sends an electric current through it, shocking Ripjaws and forcing him to let go. As Jonah was retreating, Ripjaws grabs the chained anchor again and swings it around like a chain whip, throwing the anchor head at Jonah as the anchor destroys his grabbing arm completely and hooking onto the body of the Mech-suit. As the two were connected, the Kraken grabs the chain in her jaws, separating the two.

The struggle begins, as Jonah fumbles with the eggs, Ripjaws grabs the eggs and places them in his mouth and the Kraken begins to chase him. Ripjaws leads the Kraken back to her nest. Just before the Kraken could eat him, Ripjaws carefully puts the eggs down in their original spot and backs away to let the Kraken inspect them. Jonah rushes at them with a greed crazed look on his face but the Kraken blocks him, grabbing his suit with both tentacle's and biting down on it, miraculously missing Jonah but puncturing his mech-suit and ripping it in half, leaving Jonah exposed. Jonah stupidity grabs his knife from his shin sheath and tries to stab her, only for the blade to snap on her teeth. The Kraken opens her mouth again to try and eat him but Ripjaws got in between the two, sparing Jonah's life. The Kraken grumbles and goes back to her nest to comfort her eggs.

Ripjaws turns to Jonah as he awkwardly shrugs, Ripjaws, having enough of his bullshit, punches him in the face, knocking him out.

Cut back to the Cannery, I.M.P are regrouping back at Shaw's spare boat. Moxxie raises an eyebrow and looks around the boat. Millie notices Moxxie acting strange.

Millie: What's wrong, Hun?

Moxxie: It's just shouldn't (Y/N) be here by now? I'm starting to get worried.

Loona: Relax, Fatty. (Y/N) is tough. He's probably on his way here right now.

Moxxie: *seething* For the last time. I. Am. Not. Fa-!

Suddenly, Jonah's unconscious body was thrown out of the water and into the boat, startling Moxxie. After regaining her composure and Ripjaws raises his head out of the water, she crouch's down next to Jonah as Millie pokes his cheek to test if her was still alive.

Moxxie: Is he... You know? *Jonah coughs out some seawater but is still unconscious* Yep, he's alive.

Blitza: Well? What now?

Ripjaws: We go back to the other's and hand him in to the Police because they're useless and can't do their only job right.

Amy: Come on up then, let's get out of here.

Ripjaws: Nah, you go on ahead, I'll catch up. I just wanna try out this Alien until my time runs out.

Millie: What's wrong, Hun?

Moxxie: It's just shouldn't (Y/N) be here by now? I'm starting to get worried.

Loona: Relax, Fatty. (Y/N) is tough. He's probably on his way here right now.

Moxxie: *seething* For the last time. I. Am. Not. Fa-!

Suddenly, Jonah's unconscious body was thrown out of the water and into the boat, startling Moxxie. After regaining her composure and Ripjaws raises his head out of the water, she crouch's down next to Jonah as Millie pokes his cheek to test if her was still alive.

Moxxie: Is he... You know? *Jonah coughs out some seawater but is still unconscious* Yep, he's alive.

Blitza: Well? What now?

Ripjaws: We go back to the other's and hand him in to the Police because they're useless and can't do thier only job right.

Amy: Come on up then, let's get out of here.

Ripjaws: Nah, you go on ahead, I'll catch up. I just wanna try out this Alien until my time runs out.

Blitza starts the engine and with a wave goodbye, they go towards the group at the main area of the beach as Ripjaws dives back under the waves to test out his limits.

Cut back to the main group, Charlie is nervously paceing back and forth as Vaggie and Gwen try to calm her down.

Vaggie: Just sit down, Hun. (Y/N)'ll be back soon, i know it.

Gwen: He's with his Assassin group, even though i still don't fully trust them, i know he's at least safe with them.

Charlie: *sigh's* Guess you two are right.

Apple spots a shape in the water getting closer to the beach. She squint's to get a better look and realizes it's I.M.P in Shaw's boat. Apple turns to the rest of the group.

Apple: Hey everyone, they're back!

The girls, the guys and even a few fans rush up to the boat as it just dock's, Loona carries Jonah over her shoulder before casually dropping him face first on the hard wooden dock. The crowd all stop cheering once realizing (Y/N) is absent.

Charlie: *worried* Where's (Y/N)? Is he still out there?

Moxxie: He's fine, Your Majesty.

Millie: He's out there testing out his new Alien, is all.

Katie Killjoy: *pushing past people* New Alien you say!?

Millie points out to the ocean as she sees a disturbance it the water. Everyone crowed around the boat changed their attention over to the wave's forming in the water, even Stella wakes up from her alcohol fueled nap, Katie and Tammy get their camera ready for the grand reveal of this new Alien. The waves stop, making the crowd feel the anticipation, until Ripjaws bursts out of the water, shooting high in the air before landing in the waist high shallow. The crowed cheer and take pictures of him as Gwen playfully rolls her eyes at (Y/N) showing off. The Omnitrix begins to flash red but Ripjaws gets an idea.

Ripjaws: Wanna see a magic trick? Now, watch me disappear!

Ripjaws dives under the water as flash of red shines through the surface, the crowed chants for (Y/N), and (Y/N) pops out of the water.

(Y/N): Tada! *the crowd goes completely silent* Eh? C'mon I thought it would be somewhat funny.

As the crowd goes wide eyed, (Y/N) feels a fresh breeze over come him. Still confused, (Y/N) feels a bump at his leg. He looks at what it was. It was his trunk's... Floating in the water... And not on him... Leaving his member exposed... To the entire beach...

The Girls:

The Guys:

Gwen:

(Y/N):

As (Y/N) awkwardly sunk back under the water to put his trunk's on, everybody else was recovering from what they just witnessed. Katie grabbed Tammy and shook her around.

Katie Killjoy: Tell me you got that on video! Because if you didn't, what I'll do to you afterward will make Hell look like Heaven!

Tammy: *still being shaken* I-I got it saved!

Katie Killjoy: *stop's shaking her and drops her* Yes! It'll make us a fortune! I can see the headline now!

Tammy: *weakly* ... I think my nose is bleeding again... For a different reason this time...

Cut to Gwen calling the Police to take Jonah and his crew, all of (Y/N)'s fans booing him as he's being put in the Cop car. (Y/N) finally resurfaced, with bruised dignity, and made it back to his friends. Charlie and Vaggie are the first to run and hug him tightly.

Charlie: *tearing up slightly* I'm so glad you're okay!

Vaggie: *pouting* Don't scare us like that, estúpido.

(Y/N): *hugs them back* I told you I'd come back, didn't I? Sorry for ruining the moment with... "That".

Angela sneaks up behind (Y/N) and hugs him, forcing the back of his head into her boobs.

Angela Dust: No need to apologize, Big Man~. You made it even better~.

Angela reaches her hand down to (Y/N)'s trunks but is stopped by Vaggie holding one of her throwing knives to her throat making her back away. Alastra walks up to (Y/N) and puts a hand on his shoulder.

Alastra: Well, that certainly was a show and a half~. *whispers to him* I can't wait to see more~. *talking* But I have an idea that'll really put on a show!

(Y/N): *deadpan voice* Alastra, I've already flashed everyone here, I'm not going to strip for them again.

Amaka: I wouldn't mind that~.

Alastra: No, not that. *points to the empty DJ booth* That! We know you have quite the singing voice, so perhaps singing for them will make them forget all about your not so private private's.

(Y/N): You really think that'll work?

Alastra: Of course! I am a woman of my word.

Niftty: And if it doesn't work, we still get to hear you sing anyway!

(Y/N): Sounds like you just want me to sing...

Ace, Josh and Kat walk up to him and give him a reassuring smile.

Ace: Relax, Bro. We'll help you.

Kat: Yeah, we already do backstage stuff for Verosika so this'll be easy.

Josh: That's what friends are for, right?

(Y/N) felt the waves of shame being washed away by their friendship.

(Y/N): Alright, let's do this thing!

As the group of friends go up stage to get ready, Blitza snickers to herself, catching the attention of Verosika.

Verosika: What's so funny?

Blitza: Oh, nothing. Just a funny coincidence.

The group of Girl's circle the stage and Lucina walks past, who is within earshot of the two.

Verosika: What's the coincidence?

Blitza: Well I mean this is the same beach where you sang at also was attacked by a giant sea mon-. Mmff!?

Verosika quickly wraps her hand around Blitza's mouth to shut her up as Lucina was near them.

Verosika: *nervously* Haha! Wow! What a funny joke, Blitza! Why don't you tell me it again but over here!

Verosika shuffle's away from Lucina as Blitza struggles to get out of her arms. Lucina thankfully did not hear Blitza almost rat out Verosika.

Cut back to (Y/N) and the Inccubi. They have just finished setting up the speakers and tuning, giving (Y/N) a thumbs up. (Y/N) takes a deep breath before speaking into the microphone.

(Y/N): Hey, everyone. I'm all so glad you appreciate me and what i do but i'm going to be leaving soon. So as a parting gift, I'll sing for you all! I'll be singing Kick It Up A Notch by Phineas & Ferb!

The crowd of fans shout and cheer as the music starts up.

Song:

(Y/N): 🎵🎶Oh yeah!

If you're looking for fun, baby we're a shoe in

But we're a little young

To be doing what we're doing

Yeah

We can do anything

We can go anywhere

We've got our pockets full of rockets

And we're loaded for there

Oh yeah

Not talking about a mundane day of the week

This ain't double dutch picnic and hide and seek

Or hopscotch

So get yourself a platypus and a mean guitar

Because if you think the summer's been great so far just watch

We'll kick it up a notch!

(Kick it up a notch)

It's just what we're gonna do

(Gonna kick it up a notch)

Take it up a level or two

(Kick it up a notch)

Yeah I know where we're gonna go

'Cause everybody knows summer rocks

But now we're ready to go

Summertime and the sky is blue

We can do anything we set our minds to

We've got heads full of dreams and sneakers full of feet

The world is our oyster and life is tasting sweet

We're taking off like we're in a supersonic jet

But if you think we've gone about as far as we can get

Just watch!

We're gonna kick it up a notch!

(Kick it up a notch!)

Oh man you know it's true!

(Kick it up a notch)

We're gonna push on you!

(Kick it up a notch)

We're not content to go with the flow

'Cause everybody knows summer rocks

But now we're ready to roll🎵🎶

A female fan lifts up her top to flash (Y/N), with his name written over her tits in green paint.

Fan Girl: I love you, (Y/N)!

Kevin is nodding his head to the beat but stops after noticing Gwen was spacing out and staring at the ground.

Kevin: Hey, Gwen? You alright?

Gwen: *monotone* I can't unsee it... It'll haunt me for the rest of my life...

Lucina has a stern look on her face as she watches (Y/N) sing. Lilith and Dis come up beside her.

Lilith: Are you not liking (Y/N)'s singing?

Lucina: No, I'm just studying him. He's up to something, i know it...

Dis: Or are you hoping his trunk's fall off again~?

Lucina: *blushing* I am not!

(Y/N): Alright, Demonsion let's roll!

(Y/N) slams down on the Omnitrix and transforms into Demonsion, making the crowd scream and cheer louder than they already were. Josh throws him an electric guitar, he catches it and shreds it. Jumping and flipping allover the stage while still playing.

Millie and Moxxie are both cheering him on as Millie unties her bikini top and twirl's it around, embarrassing Moxxie.

Moxxie: Millie! What are you doing?! We're in public!

Millie: Woo! Who care's?! Live a lil', Mox! *she pulls down Moxxie's shoulder stap's, exposing her tit's to everyone as well* Woohoo!

As (Y/N) was playing on his guitar, a pair of black lacy panties are thrown onto the guitar head. (Y/N) looks around for a second and spots Sallie May teasingly waving at him before winking.

Tammy Trench focuses the news camera on (Y/N) as Kattie Killjoy comes into frame to begin reporting but was interrupt by Angela Dust walking up to her.

Angela Dust: Hey, is this thing live?

Kattie Killjoy: Uh, yeah. But-.

Angela Dust: *grabs the camera* I know you're watchin' this, Arackna! I told ya I'd get with (Y/N) before ya! In ya face! Haha!

Demonsion: 🎵🎶(Kick it up a notch!)

Yeah I'm cranking up the evil!

(Kick it up a notch!)

I'll cause political upheaval!

(Kick it up a notch!)

Yeah I'm gonna get that evil on you!

(Kick it up a notch!)

Yeah this is our debut!

(Kick it up a notch!)

Can't wait to read them with you!

(Kick it up a notch!)

Yeah I can feel it down in my soul!

'Cause everybody knows summer rocks

But now we're ready to roll

(Kick it up a notch!)

It's just what we're gonna do!

(Kick it up a notch!)

Take it up a level or two!

(Kick it up a notch!)

I know where we're gonna go!

Because everybody knows summer rocks

But now we're ready to roll

(Kick it up a notch!)

Oh man you know that's true!

(Kick it up a notch!)

We're gonna push on through!

(Kick it up a notch)

Not gonna go with the flow

Because everybody knows summer rocks

But now we're ready to roll🎵🎶

(end song)

As Demonsion finished singing, he slid on his knees towards the fans, making them go feral. And a few literally did, reaching out to grab him but Vixen intercepted them and pushed them back.

Vixen: Okay, that's close enough!

Crazy Fan Girl: But he's mine! We were destined to be soulmate's! He loves me, He just doesn't know it yet!

Demonsion: *nervously* Well, I'm flatted but i don't know you at all. And I'm already taken... By a lot of Girl's.

Crazy Fan Girl: You have a Harem?! So you're cheating on me?!

Loona and Vaggie then step in to protect him.

Loona: Bitch, he doesn't even now who you are! Fuck off! He's our man!

Vaggie: He's not some man-whore who sleeps with just anyone, he's so much better than that! And he's way too good for you! ¡Puta loca!

Crazy Fan Girl: As if i'm scared of some emo skank and a one-eyed whore!

As the arguing raged on, Demonsion was trying to stop it from getting worse and was failing. Kevin saw his chance and confidentiality walked up to Demonsion, putting a hand on his shoulder.

Kevin: (Y/N), you're being too timid. You need to treat a woman like you treat a car.

The arguing came to a sudden stop and everyone stared at Kevin in complete silence, all the woman in the area, including (Y/N)'s harem, were glaring dagger's at him while the men were in pure shock of his stupidity.

Demonsion: *whispers* Well you at least got them to stop arguing...

Gwen: *folding her arms* ... Go on.

Kevin: ... Nnno. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind?

Demonsion looked around at his Girlfriend's all surrounding Kevin with murderous intent.

Gwen: You think?

Demonsion quickly got in between Kevin and the Girl's, trying to defend him.

Demonsion: *nervously* What i think Kevin is trying to say is you should treat women with as much respect and care as a mechanic does with a car. *turns to Kevin and elbows his side* Isn't that right?

Kevin: *sweating bullets* Uh, yeah. Haha. It's just mechanic talk.

Demonsion: You see? Kevin's not sexist, he's just a bit slow is all.

Kevin: What are you talking about? I go cat-like reflexes.

Demonsion: I wasn't talking about reflexes.

Kevin: Oh... *sadly* Oh.

The girls stop and give Kevin the "I'm watching you". Walking away after being satisfied with Demonsion's explanation. Soon more crazy fan girl's all try to grab Demonsion while his Girlfriend's are distracted. Demonsion quickly jumped away but another group of fan girl's try to grab him, Demonsion jumped through a created portal but once out on the other side, landed in the arms of another group. This repeated a few times with Demonsion slowly getting covered in kiss marks while his Girlfriends fend off the wave of horny degenerates.

Demonsion: Okay, things are getting out of hand here, time to go home! *teleports to Gwen and Kevin* It's been nice to catch up with you and it was fun being a team, maybe we can do it again sometime.

Gwen: Yeah. *points over his shoulder* But you might wanna turn around.

Demonsion turns around and sees the army of crazed fan girl's charging at him while squealing like wild hog's.

Demonsion: Sorry to cut this short but Goodbye!

Gwen and Kevin: See ya!

Demonsion teleports back to his friend group, avoiding the rabid fans but they quickly change course and make a mad dash for him again. Demonsion rallied up all the Demon's and Sinner's close together.

Demonsion: Everybody hold tight! I've never made a portal to Hell before so prepare!

Kat: Wait, is this safe?!

Demonsion: I have no idea!

With that, Demonsion opened up a huge portal on the floor, lettering the resident's of Hell jump through. Cletus, Collina and Keenie noticed their opening and jumped out from their hiding spot.

Cletus: Now's our chance! Let's go before he closes it!

As the last person jumped in, Demonsion followed soon after. The Cherub's quickly flew past the Human's, not caring for secrecy out of desperation, and dove into the portal just as it closed. All the fans look around confused as to what happened and all groaned in annoyance.

Kevin: Did you just see two goat's and a baby fly in there with (Y/N)?

Gwen: I'm not gonna ask, today's too been hectic...

Cut back in Hell, just outside the Hotel. Most of the Demon's fall through the portal and onto the ground while those who were more magical powerful, just gently floated down. Demonsion fell through and was hurdling to the ground, too weak after exerting himself, fell on top of the pile of Demon's, landing face first into Blaze's cleavage.

Demonsion: *muffled* Thanks for the catch.

Blaze: Anytime, Cutie~.

Demonsion pulls himself out of the organic air bags and transforms back into (Y/N).

Charlie: Y'know you could've just asked me to open up a portal here, right?

(Y/N): I guess but wanted to be helpful... Plus, I panicked. *chuckle's*

Stolara, now at full strength, gets up and stretches herself, cracking her joints and twisting her neck a full 360º.

Stolara: Thank you again, (Y/N). Today was fun, we should do it more often~.

(Y/N): Yeah, preferringly without the hitwoman next time.

Stolara giggles as she and her family leave through a portal to their mansion. Kattie Killjoy groggily stands up after landing on top of Tammy Trench, grabbing her and pulling her to her feet.

Kattie Killjoy: *whispers* Listen to me! We have to get back to the studio ASAP and report on what we found out!

(Y/N): Report on what exactly?

Kattie Killjoy: *nervously* Oh, um, just what it's like on the surface again. Anyway gotta go, bye!

Kattie grabs Tammy and speeds off away from (Y/N) and towards the 666 News studio as fast as she could. (Y/N) scratches his head confusingly as a hand tapped on his shoulder, he turns to face them and sees it was Lucina.

Lucina: Today has had many close calls, wouldn't you say, Mr. Tennyson?

(Y/N): No thanks to you, not helping me with the Kraken and taking Stolara's magic away while she was being tracked down by an Assassin!

Lucina: I didn't want to steal the glory from the "Hero" is all, as for Stolara, she broke my laws directly and was justly punished for it. Speaking of which, don't forget about our wager, Mr. Tennyson. More than you know is on the line.

(Y/N): ... There's something you're not telling me and i don't like it.

Lucina: Oh, there are many things that I know about that you don't. *looks at three small shadows behind (Y/N) as they quickly hide* Many things~.

(Y/N) turns to see what she was looking at but doesn't see anything, he turns back to Lucina only for her to be gone, along with the other Royal Demon's. (Y/N) groan's in annoyance.

(Y/N): She fucking Batman'd me...

Cut to the rest of (Y/N)'s friends and girlfriends saying their goodbye's, all leaving their separate ways. (Y/N) yawns and stretches, tired after a long day. He walks back into the Hotel and flops back on the same couch he started at, watching the girls mingle and chat, Angela unsuccessfully flirting with Husky, Charlie and Vaggie talking about the future of the Hotel and Alastra showing Martha around the Hotel. There was a quite knock at the door, grabbing everyone's attention. (Y/N) stood up and opened the door only to find the three Cherubs.

(Y/N): Oh, great. What are you doing here?

Cletus: We're here because we have nowhere else to go after we got banished from Heaven.

Keenie: I know our first impression wasn't great but we wanted to tell you that we are sorry.

Collina: A-and we were wondering if w-we can stay here?

(Y/N): *not phased* Wow, bummer. Well, see ya. *closes door*

Cletus: Wait! We have important-! *door slams in his face*

Charlie and Vaggie walk up to (Y/N), confused about all the noise.

Charlie: Who's outside?

(Y/N): Jehovah's Witness. Just ignore them, they'll go away eventually.

Vaggie: Jehovah's Witness? Down here?

Vaggie, not believing him, gives him the stern mom look. (Y/N) slowly buckled and gave in, reluctantly opening the door to show the Cherub's to the girls.

Charlie: Cherub's?! How did you get down here?

Collina: W-we snuck through the p-portal (Y/N) made.

Vaggie: Why are you here?

Keenie: We were banished from Heaven and have no place else to go. We were hoping we could stay here.

(Y/N): And why should we trust you?

Cletus: *rubbing his sore head* Because we have important news for you.

(Y/N): About what?

The Cherubs all look at each other nervously, with slight guilt and sadness.

Keenie: We... We can't tell you right now, not until you are ready, but we will if you let us stay here.

Collina: W-we can help around the H-Hotel, we know quite a b-bit about Heaven too.

(Y/N) eyes them with suspicion but turns to the Girl's for their input on the matter.

(Y/N): What are you ideas?

Vaggie: They said they would help with the Hotel. Maybe they know something about redemption.

Charlie: We can't just leave them on the street. I know you don't like them but we can't turn away people in need.

(Y/N) groan's but accepted it. He begrudgingly let the Cherub's in as Keenie and Collina flew at him and hugged him tightly, with small tears in their eyes.

Keenie and Collina: Thank you, thank you, thank you!

(Y/N): Yeah, Yeah, don't get used to it.

(Y/N) had to peel off the Cherubs to make them let go. The Cherubs flew into the main lobby area and greeted a few people. (Y/N) groan's and flops on the couch again.

(Y/N): How am I more stressed and tired than I started? I need to relax the good old fashion way... T.V.

(Y/N) grabs the remote and turns on the lobby room T.V. as all the Girl's turned to look at it while sitting near him or on his lap. The T.V. was on the news channel as the 666 News logo popped up on the screen. The logo fades to reveal Kattie Killjoy and Tammy Trench, still in swimsuits, reporting.

Kattie Killjoy: Welcome back! After The Hero of Hell's reveal of yet another new Alien and the arrest of Jonah Melville, we got an exclusive view of (Y/N)~.

The POV switches to Tammy's camera, recording the scene we (Y/N) accidentally flashed the Beach, pausing and zooming on his member. The headline changes to "Hero of Hell hung like a Horse?"

Tammy Trench: I guess there was more than one Monster in the water~. *chuckles*

Kattie Killjoy: Well, we now know why they call him "(Y/N) 10"~.

(In case you haven't figured it out yet, your dick is 10 inches)

All the girls are in complete shocked silence as (Y/N) turns off the T.V. and has a look of pure defeat on his face.

(Y/N): It was bad enough that I flashed those people at the beach but now all of Hell knows what my dick looks like? I'm never gonna live this down, am I?

Angela Dust: I mean, why hide something that perfect~? Ain't that right Vaggs~?

They look around but don't see her anywhere but see the front door is wide open. (Y/N) turns the T.V. on and sees Vaggie at the 666 news studio, threatening the hosts with her spear. Kattie holds up Tammy as a meat shield as Vaggie shouts at them in Spanish.

Vaggie: ¡¿Qué carajo crees que estás haciendo, mostrando la polla de (Y/N) en tu show de mierda?!¡Debería meterte mi lanza tan profundamente en el culo que te arrancará los dientes!(What the fuck do you think you are doing, showing (Y/N)'s dick on you're shitty ass show?! I should shove my spear so far up your ass that it will knock out your teeth!)

Kattie Killjoy: What the fuck is she saying?! I don't speak Taco Bell!

Outro:

(Hope you enjoy, my sexy readers. 14,857 words, crazy, I know. Just want to close the Beach episode off with a banger. Credit to MaxAlexander3 for helping with this chapter)