*Intro*

Meanwhile in an ally not too far away, the three Cherubs are looking worse for wear. Torn clothes, rugged hair/wool, dirt covering them from head to toe and a miserable look on their faces. Laying on scraps of cardboard for comfort and surrounded by garbage. Collina pulls out a small harmonica and begins to play a sad tune. Keenie looks over to her and motioned for her to hand it over, Collina gives the harmonica to her and Keenie snaps it in half before throwing it in the flaming oil drum without a word. Collina then bring out another harmonica but before she starts playing she sees Keenie giving her the same look as before and decides to put it away. Cletus then stand up and stomps his tiny foot on the ground, making a squeaking dog toy noise, in frustration and yells.

Cletus: RRAAGGHH! I can't take it anymore! I hate being banished, i hate the Living World, i hate fighting for scraps, i hate living like this!

Collina: B-but what are we supposed t-to do? W-we can't go B-back, we can't show ourselves t-to the human's, we c-can't do anything...

She slumps down feeling depressed but Cletus' eyes light up with a crazy idea.

Cletus: Maybe we can do something after all... *Collina and Keenie look up at him in confusion* We can go to Hell.

Both gasp and jolt at his insane plan. Keenie pulls her knees close to her and starts rocking back and forth while mumbling Bible verses to herself. Collina starts hyperventilating before grabbing a near by paper bag and rapidly breaths into it as it inflates and deflates with her.

Cletus: Think about it. We have nowhere else to go so it might be our only option.

Collina briefly stops her panic attack to speak.

Collina: H-H-Hell!? T-the place of the D-Damned!? It's b-bad enough that we were b-banished but now y-you want to drag us even lower!?

Keenie stands up and stops rambling to argue.

Keenie: I would rather die than be with those Fiends!

Cletus: Well, do you two have a better plan?

Keenie was about to argue again but stopped with the same breath. Collina only started to panic even more.

Collina: H-Hell?! I-I mean you h-have a point but still... I-it all sounds c-crazy. I-I might be going lightheaded b-but am I-I going a bit pale? A-are my feathers f-falling out? I-is my Halo c-rooked?! A-ARE I BECOMING FALLEN?! W-WHAT IF I END UP LIKE LAMBY?!

Keenie quickly stops Collina second panic attack by shaking he violently while shouting in her face.

Keenie: *still shaking her* DO NOT MENTION THE UNFORSAKEN AGAIN OR YOU WILL JOIN HER!

As they continue to lose their sanity Cletus looks around the corner of the alleyway and down to the beach, he turns back around and shouts to get their attention.

Cletus: Hey! I think i found our way out of here.

The two other Cherub's peak around to look for what he's found.

Keenie: What is it? Did you find something?

Cletus: Not something...

He points down towards the beach as the two follow his gaze to see (Y/N) sitting and talking with Verosika and the Succubi, making the two blush slightly.

Cletus: Someone.

All three duck back behind cover as to not be spotted by (Y/N).

Collina: *nervously playing with the curls in her wool* I-I mean it's nice t-to see him again but what does have to d-do with the plan?

Cletus: Simple. He had to come to the Living World somehow and he's with a bunch of demons in disguise-.

Keenie: *cutting him off* How do you know they are demons? They look like humans to me.

Cletus: *they both look back around the corner* Come on. *pointing to Blaze* When have you ever seen tit's that big? That must be a Succubus.

Keenie: She could have just gone overboard with plastic surgery. Human's now a days are obsessed with that stuff.

Collina: Or it could be for comedic affect on the writers part. Having a person with obseenly large assests while staying completely under the radar and is not suspected of being anything else other than Human by Human's is seen as subjective humor... That or the writers are just lazy and horny.

The other two Cherub's are in stunned silence and stare at her like she was insane.

Cletus: Collina? Are you alright? You didn't even stutter once.

Keenie: I think the homeless life is affecting her mentally. Who are the writers?

Collina blinks a few times and holds her head before stumbling slightly, as if she were in a dazed state.

Collina: M-my head feel's fuzzy... D-did I blackout?

Cletus and Keenie both look to each other and nodded, silently agreeing to never speak about this again.

Cletus: *clears his throat* So as I was saying, that means he has to go back to Hell soon or later, so we go in with him.

Collina: B-but how? O-our last time meeting him d-didn't go so well... *she meekly looks down at her hooves in shame*

Keenie: We could keep an eye on him secretly and when he opens up a portal, we sneak onto one of their cars and let them do the rest.

Cletus: *smugly*Oh, yeah? "keep an eye on him secretly", I'm sure that's not you making excuses to watch him while he's shirtless.

Keenie: *blushing* W-what?! No! I would never dream of watching him from the shadows, seeing him shirtless and getting sweaty in the sun, looking at all the little sweat drops slowly run down his muscular body as the sun highlights every contour and curve, imaging my hands slowly and carefully explore his body and my own as we get closer and-!

Cletus: *plugging his ears* Alright, I get it! I just said shirtless, I didn't ask for your Fifty Shades of Grey fanfic! Now come one, lets hide under that pier.

Keenie regained her composer after spilling out her deeper desires and flew after the other two under the same pier that Alastra and Vox fought under. All three peeked over a coral-covered rock and silently watched (Y/N).

Back with (Y/N), he was still sitting with the Succubi, talking and laughing with them until he notices Ms. Mayberry sitting alone under a parasol and reading a book. He feel's bad for accidentally not spending anytime with her today. He says his goodbyes to the Succubi and walks over to Ms. Mayberry, sitting next to her and looking at the page she's currently on.

(Y/N): Hey, Ms. Mayberry. What book are you reading? it looks interesting.

Ms. Mayberry: Hi, (Y/N). The book is called "50 ways to murder your Husband and make it look like an accident". Quite the fun read.

She flips over the book to show the title as the both laugh at the absurdity of it. As they were laughing a group of kids were playing with water guns down next to the shoreline. Some of them stop's, hearing a familiar laugh, they look's around to find the source and stop their gaze at Ms. Mayberry.

Kid 1: Is that Ms. Mayberry?

Kid 2: But didn't she... Y'know, die?

Kid 3: I don't know if that's her, let's go ask.

As the three kids walked up to Ms. Mayberry, she noticed them and quickly hid her face behind the book and spoke to (Y/N) in a hushed voice.

Ms. Mayberry: (Y/N)! Hide me!

(Y/N): What? How?

Ms. Mayberry: Just do something quickly!

Before the kids reached them, (Y/N) suddenly pounced on top of Ms. Mayberry and pinned down her wrists, surprising her even further when he started to passionately kiss her.

The plan worked, grossing out the kids into running away while shouting "Cooties!". (Y/N) stopped kissing her and made sure the coast was clear.

(Y/N): It worked, they're gone now... Uh, Ms. Mayberry?

He look's back down at her to she her slightly stunned, drooling and panting.

Ms. Mayberry: *pant* Next time you're going to do that, *pant* and I really hope you do, warn me next time *pant*.

(Y/N): Sorry, I panicked.

He lets go of her wrists as she sits up and wipes her lip with her thumb.

(Y/N): So who were those kids anyway?

Ms. Mayberry looks down at her feet with a sad look on her face and turns away from (Y/N). (Y/N), realizing he said something wrong, feels guilty for putting her in a bad mood and awkwardly rubs his neck.

(Y/N): Look, I'm sorry. That was a personal question, wasn't it?

Ms. Mayberry: Yes but I'm not angry at you, (Y/N)... Am angry at myself.

(Y/N): *shocked* Why? What do you have to be angry about?

Ms. Mayberry: *turns to face him* Because they were my students. And i let my anger and jealousy get the better of me. When i killed my cheating husband and that hill-billy skank I left the computer on and basically recorded myself murdering them. After I killed them and started to think clearly again I realized that they were watching me the whole time. *tears start to form in her eyes* I still remember their horrified face, seeing their sweet home room teacher become a cold-blooded murderer. I couldn't take the guilt and i turned the gun on myself. *she hugs (Y/N) tightly* I'm such a failure...

She buries her face into (Y/N)'s chest and begins to cry softly. (Y/N) gently cups her cheek in his hand and guides her focus onto his eyes, he smiles warmly to calm her down as he wipes away her tears with his thumb.

(Y/N): You're not a cold-blooded murderer or a failure, it's because you feel guilty about what you did to them.

Ms. Mayberry: *mumbles* I don't feel guilty for those cheaters.

(Y/N): No, I'm talking about your student's. Yes, you killed those two but it was seeing your students like that is what drove you over the edge. It's because you still cared for them and the fact that, even if you don't believe me, you are still a good person inside. Trust me when I say this, you have a better chance at redemption than anyone else I know.

Ms. Mayberry: *begins to cry again and hugs him* ... You really believe in the Princess' redemption plan?

(Y/N): Yes. Yes, I do.

Ms. Mayberry: But... If I do get redeemed and go to Heaven, how will I see you? I'll miss you.

(Y/N): Don't worry, I'll find a way to see you. I promise.

They separate and look unto each others eyes.

Ms. Mayberry: *blushing* Can... Can you kiss me again?

(Y/N) smiles and holds her close as the move together and their lips meet in a slow and passionate kiss. Ms. Mayberry wrapping her arms around his neck as (Y/N) ran his fingers through her hair. The stop and look into each other's eyes.

(Y/N): Your Ex has no idea what he just lost.

Before they could continue, the moment was quickly ruined by a southern country accent voice coming from behind them.

???: Aww~. Well now, ain't that just sweetest~.

Ms. Mayberry immediately stood up and looked towards the familiar voice. There stood Martha in her human form with a sharp toothed grin. She wore a white Bikini and bottoms with polka-dots, as well as her iconic head badges.

Martha:

Ms. Mayberry: Martha?! How the fuck did you get here?!

Martha: So you're callin' me Martha now? I thought I heard you callin' me a Hill-Billy Skank.

Ms. Mayberry: *stand in front of (Y/N) defensively* Answer the question or i'm gonna do more hurtful thing than name calling.

Martha: Why~? Ya gonna shoot me and miss again~? Is it cos ya scared I'm here to steal another man from ya~?

Martha's teasing was starting to get under Ms. Mayberry's skin as her anger started to rise, her disguise started to fade just like Alastra. Both (Y/N) and Martha noticed as her hands became claws again.

Martha: Watch out, she's gonna blow her gasket and go on another murder spree~.

Before Ms. Mayberry's disguise completely fell and she attempted to kill Martha again, (Y/N) quickly held Ms. Mayberry's hand to both get her attention and to calm her down, which thankfully worked.

(Y/N): Seriously, Martha. How did you get out?

Martha: *playfully sighs while pushing her chest out at (Y/N)* Well, since ya asked so nicely... *she pulls out a Asmodian Crystal from her cleavage* This~.

(Y/N): An Asmodian Crystal? How did you get one of those?

Martha: I got this little thing from an Incubus I just met. Let's just say, he won't be needing it anymore~. I think I still have a bit of him stuck in my teeth. *she starts picking the teeth with her fingernail*

Ms. Mayberry: Can't tell if that means you ate him or you still have some cum stuck in your teeth. Either way, you really can't resist having another man's meat in your mouth can you~?.

It was Martha's turn to get mad as her disguise started to fade too and she readies herself for a fight but (Y/N) steps in front of them.

(Y/N): Enough! I've had to stop way too many fights on the day that I'm supposed to be relaxing. *agitated sigh* So Martha, just tell me why you're here to begin with.

Martha: Well, one; *sultry tone* I've came here to tell ya, Handsome, that I'm single and available~.

(Y/N): I thought you were married?

Ms. Mayberry: *mumbling* Like that's stopped her before...

Martha: *ignoring Ms. Mayberry* Ha! After ya beat seven shades of blue outta him I just couldn't stand him, always whinin' about how it was an unfair fight, so I left his sorry ass behind. *sultry tone* Why have a whinny bitch when I can have a real man~.

She walks up to him and playful squeezes his arms and obviously eye-fucking him, making sure Ms. Mayberry was watching. Ms. Mayberry was standing behind him while glaring daggers at her but not intervening due to not wanting to cause more stress for (Y/N). (Y/N) simply grabbed Martha's wrists to stop her hands from wondering even further.

(Y/N): Alright, Ms. Handsy. That's enough.

Martha: Mmm~ I like it when ya grab my wrists like that~. Ya can be a lil' more rough with me if ya like~.

(Y/N): *lets her go, making her pout slightly* And what's the other reason why you're here?

Martha: I wanna join ya lil' Hotel.

Those six word alone surprised (Y/N), sent shivers down Ms. Mayberry's spine and caught the attention of a certain Princess. Charlie quickly zoomed over to the group with her eye as wide as saucers and an even wider smile. With Vaggie catching up shortly after her girlfriend.

Charlie: You wanna book in to my Hotel?!

Ms. Mayberry: What?! No! No, no, no, no, no! Please, Princess, do NOT let her join!

Charlie: Why not? We can't say no to a lost soul, it goes against why the Hotel was built in the first place.

Ms. Mayberry: She's a serial killer, a serial cheater, a cannibal and a Satanist! And the reason why I was sent to Hell in the first place! Please, Princess, you have to listen to me.

Vaggie: I don't know, Hun. Maybe we should listen to her.

Charlie: We should do a background check at least. (Y/N), you were with her when she was alive, is all that true?

(Y/N): Yeah, Ms. Mayberry is telling the truth.

Ms. Mayberry: Thank you, (Y/N). See? She's too dangerous to be in the Hotel.

Charlie: I mean she can't be worse than Alastra, right?

Vaggie: Great, as if one cannibal wasn't bad enough... At least Alastra has standards.

Ms. Mayberry: After she died, she came back for revenge and attacked me and (Y/N) when we were at a bar! She probably only wants to be in the Hotel to get in (Y/N)'s pants.

Martha begins to fake cry and falls to her knees to get everyone's attention, Charlie put a hand on her shoulder to comfort her while Ms. Mayberry rolled her eyes, seeing right through the rouse.

Martha: *sobbing* It's true! All of it! I'm a terrible person but (Y/N) helped me see the error of my ways and now I want to better myself. *gives her puppy dog eyes* Can you help me, Princess?

Charlie, moved by her (fake) words, begins to tear up and helps Martha stand before giving her a warm hug.

Charlie: Yes, yes I can. Welcome to the Happy Ho-.

Martha: *immediately stops crying* Does that mean I get to bunk with (Y/N)?

Charlie: *taken aback* Uh... No. You will get your own room to stay in.

Martha: Ugh, fine. It better be far away from lil' Ms. Teacher.

Vaggie: But, you will be under my and (Y/N)'s watch, to make sure you act nicely with the other patrons. I've got my eyes on you...

Martha: Don't ya mean "eye", Captain Patchy~?

Vaggie: *glaring at her* ... I don't like you already.

As the conversation was going on, Ms. Mayberry was shocked and slack jawed, at her worse fears coming true. She turned to (Y/N) with pleading eyes.

Ms. Mayberry: (Y/N), say something! You can't be serious about letting her in!

(Y/N): I admit that i am still skeptical about her intentions but maybe we can convince her to take redemption seriously. *her lifts up her chin to look into her eyes* I know it makes you uncomfortable but I promise to keep you two far away from each other and if she tries anything I'll personally kick her out.

Ms. Mayberry's fears and worries were slowly fading as (Y/N) wrapped an arm around her waist to pull her close, making sure to comfort her in this stressful time. Ms. Mayberry blushed and shyly looked away.

Ms. Mayberry: You better make it up to me.

(Y/N): *chuckles* I promise.

The sweet moment was interrupted by the person that was causing Ms. Mayberry's stress in the first place.

Martha: *whinning* Aww, when is it gonna be my turn to be all lovey-dovey with Hunky~.

(Y/N): When you fully earn my trust.

Martha: Got it, I'll be a good girl for ya~. *she presses her breast into (Y/N)'s chest* Daddy~.

(Y/N): ... Woman, you have so many issues that it's frightening.

Before Martha could continue with making everyone in earshot uncomfortable, Vaggie quickly grabbed her arm and dragged her away to file in her paperwork. (Y/N) and Ms. Mayberry breathed a sigh of relief in unison until Kat came running over with a slightly worried face.

Kat: Hey, (Y/N). Sorry to bother you but i think Nova went a lil' over board with the drinking.

He directs their attention to the Tikki Bar with Nova, Husky and Stella all extremely drunk and laughing loudly while the Bartender was trying to serve drinks to the other customers but was too preoccupied with making sure that the drunk trio weren't causing any more problems. (Y/N) pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs deeply.

(Y/N): Great, more baby sitting to do.

(Y/N) begrudgingly walked over to the Tikki Bar and stopped just behind the three, seemingly unnoticed by them due to their excessive laughing. He tapped Nova on the shoulder to get his attention, as Nova turns around and raises his arms up before giving him a clumsy hug.

Nova: *extremely drunk* (Y/N)! M-my bestest Bro! Sit down and ha- *burp* have a drink with me!

(Y/N): *pulling Nova's arms off him* I'm good, thanks.

Husky: *drunk whine* Aww, c'mon! At- *hic* At least one~.

She shakily stands and accidentally falls on (Y/N) but he quickly catches her before they both fall. Husky then nuzzles her face into his chest and purrs.

Husky: Mmm, (Y/N), have ya been workin'-out? 'Cause you-you're sooooo... Uh, what's the word?

Stella: *drunk giggle* I- *hic* I think you mean buff? 'Cause, (Y/N), your butt looks great~.

Stella suddenly slaps (Y/N)'s ass making him jolt and turn to face her with an angry yet embarrassed face, Stella and Husky begin to laugh loudly and Nova laughed so much he fell out his stool. The Bartender turns around to see the three causing even mor trouble and decides to put his foot down.

Bartender: Alright, that's it! I'm cutting you three off! Your tabs frozen, now pay up.

Stella: *leans in to whisper to Husky* Watch this. *talking to the Bartender* N-no, your tabs frozen.

She then blankety uses her Magic to encase the Bartender in ice, shocking (Y/N) and the other customer's. As Nova and Husky were laughing at the situation, (Y/N) grabbed Stella and shook her while whisper yelling at her.

(Y/N): *whisper yelling* What did you do that for!? Using Magic to turn a man into a popsicle in front of humans!? Change him back now before more humans get suspicious!

Stella: *annoyed groan* Fiiiiine. But not 'cause ya told me too...

She uses her magic again this time unfreezing him, as the ice melted away it seemed like he suffered no ill affects and didn't even notice he was frozen to begin with.

Bartender: *holds out his hand* Will they be paying in cash or card?

(Y/N) grabs Nova and sits him back up on the stool.

(Y/N): Cash. How much?

Bartender: $459.79.

(Y/N) then reaches into Nova's pocket and grabs all $500 and slam's it on the bar top.

(Y/N): Keep the change.

Nova: *not noticing it was "his" money* Wow, (Y/N), y-your such a great guy for paying my tab.

(Y/N): No problem. Besides, you three had way too much to drink.

Nova: *snickers* You kn- *burps* You know who else had too much to drink?

(Y/N): Uh, no?

Nova: MY MOM!

Stella and Husky: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!

After Nova's "hilarious" joke and the girls stopped cheering, (Y/N) has had enough.

(Y/N): Drunk people are just the worst to deal with...

He lifted Husky and Stella onto each of his shoulders, making them giggle, and grabbed Nova by the ankle before he started dragging him away from the Tikki Bar. He stopped by Stolara, Octavia and Ms. Kimber to drop off Stella.

Stolara: There you are! Ms. Kimber, I thought I told you to watch her!

Ms. Kimber: *shrugs*.

(Y/N) continues to Alastra and Niffty, and dropped of Husky next.

Alastra: Ah, Husky. I see you had fun.

Niffty: I come next time?

(Y/N) finally stops at Ace and Josh before literally throwing Nova on top of them, surprising them.

(Y/N): It's your turn to babysit the alcoholic. Good luck.

Cut to Millie and Moxxie, laying in the sun together and holding hands. A ringing is heard from Millie's side, as she grabs her phone and reads the text message, she springs up with glee before happily running over to Stolara.

Millie: Sorry to bother ya, Princess Stolara, but my family are wantin' to join our lil' party and are ready to go but they don't have a way to get here. Could you open up a portal from Wrath to here and give 'em Human disguise's, please.

Stolara: Certainly, my Dear. A friend of Blitzy, is a friend of mine.

She snaps her fingers as a portal opens and a few moment's later an old truck drives through it. From the driver and passenger door's open. Joe, wearing beige cargo shorts, and Lin, wearing a black bikini top and bottoms with white polka dots.

Joe:

Lin:

Joe then turns back towards the truck and whistles loudly as all of Millie's sibling's jump out of the truck bed one by one. All the Brothers are wearing shorts with various different patterns. Sallie May was wearing a green top, black short shorts and black thigh highs with red sneakers.

Sallie May:

Joe and Lin stopped the boys from just running in as Sallie May just calmly stood there.

Joe: Now kids, we're in the Human world, *dramatic voice* so Rule number 1: Stay disguised and keep a low profile at all times. Rule number 2: Expect danger to be 'round every corner, we don't know what crazy critter's are lurken' 'round here. Rule number 3: Never eat Human food, could be poisonous. And never forget, rule number-

The camera pans out to show that the brothers have already disappeared, leaving Sallie May behind.

Joe: ...Where'd they go?

Sallie May: They all left as you said "Rule number 1".

She then points over to where they are, doing the opposite of everything their father warned about.

As Joe was about to lose his temper, a happy voice snapped him out of it.

Millie: Mama! Daddy! Sis!

She happily bounds over to her parents and hugs them before giving them both a kiss on the cheek. She notices Sallie May smiling and gives her a sisterly hug as Sallie May hugs her too.

Sallie May: Happy to see ya too, Millie. *jokingly* How's the Harem?

Millie: *blushes and stomps her foot* It's not a harem! It's an open marriage that me and Mox have with (Y/N).

Sallie May: Couldn't decide on a wife or a boyfriend, so you got both? *puts her finger on her chin* Hmm. Sound like a harem to me~.

Lin: Sallie, stop teasin' your sister.

Sallie May: *puts her hands behind her head* What, Ma? I was just joking.

Millie: *chuckles* If anyone's got a Harem, it's (Y/N).

Sallie May: Speaking of Stallion, *fixes her top* is he still accepting applications~?

Millie: Why not go ask him? *points to (Y/N) sitting alone* He's over there.

Millie walks back to Moxxie and their parent walk away to hopefully get control over the brothers again, leaving Sallie May to smile at (Y/N) and beginning to walk towards him. The camera switches to (Y/N), who is sitting by himself on a rock facing the sea. He finally got sometime to himself to actually relax. Suddenly, Sallie May jump's over him with a flip and perfectly land's in (Y/N)'s lap, facing him with a lewd smile.

Sallie May: Tada~. Miss me~?

(Y/N): Sallie! Great to see you again.

Sallie May: And it's good to see you too, Sexy~. *she bites her lip while checking out his muscular body* Ya should go shirtless more often~.

(Y/N): *laughs* I'm sure you're not the only one who think's that. Did you want to tell me something or are you just here to get a closer look?

Sallie May: A bit of both~. *chuckle's* Though I did wanna ask you if ya wanted to add a new girl into ya lil' orgy party. *serious tone* But before ya answer, there's just one thing ya need to know about me and it'll probably be a deal breaker.

(Y/N): *slightly concerned* Okay, what is it?

Sallie May: *nervously* Well... Ya see, I'm not... *sighs* I'm different from a lot of girl's... I'm... I'm-.

(Y/N): Trans?

Sallie May: *shocked* Y-yeah, how did you know?

(Y/N): Your horns are a dead give away.

Sallie May: *get's off (Y/N)'s lap and sit's next to him* Oh yeah, I forgot about them. Sorry for not tellin' ya sooner.

(Y/N): It's fine, i know that took a lot of courage to say.

Sallie May: *jokingly* Say what? Ya said it for me.

They both laugh together for a moment until (Y/N) stopped, looking nervously.

(Y/N): I've got a question too and feel free to not answer but you don't have a... Y'know... A thing downstairs, right?

Sallie May: Oh, no. That was the first thing to go. My transition was done with magic instead of surgery, it was expensive but worth it. Now I'm 100% woman.

(Y/N): But what about your horns?

Sallie May: I liked 'em so they let me keep 'em. *deep sigh* Well, now ya know my not so well kept secret. Do you still want me in ya lil' gang?

She looks up at (Y/N) with hopeful eyes, (Y/N) smiled at her and pulled her in closer to his side.

(Y/N): Trans or not, you're still you. The truth is I see you as similar to Millie or Lin, beautiful, tough as nails, cute accent- *look's away and mumbles* -not to mention thicc as fuck- *talking normally*, all each with unique personalities. Doesn't matter to me who you were but who you are now. You are and always has been a woman to me. So, yes. You can join the harem.

Sallie May was shocked to say the least but beyond happy. She smiles and looks away, trying to hide her tears of joy. She suddenly punches (Y/N)'s arm.

(Y/N): Ow! What was that for?

Sallie May: That's for goin' soft on me.

She then grabs (Y/N)'s neck and pounces on him, ready to pull him into a heated kiss.

Sallie May: And this is for everythin' else~.

As she leans in but was stopped by the sound of a loud sneeze. They look towards the source of the sound to see Millie and Lin peaking over a rock, not so subtly spying on them.

Millie: *sarcastically* Nice one, Mama.

Lin: I sneezed! What am I not allowed to sneeze?!

Sallie May stood up in shock and turned to them with slight embarrassment.

Sallie May: Mama?! Sis?! Y'all were watchin' us?!

Millie and Lin also stood and walked towards her, also embarrassed that they were caught spying on the two while they got intimate.

Millie: *rubbing her neck* Sorry, sis. We're just wantin' to watch ya be happy and all. *turns to Lin* Until someone gave us away.

Lin: It was an accident, okay? *puts a hand on Sallie May's shoulder* And I'm so proud of ya for findin' such a good man to take care of ya.

Lin then affectionately rubs Sallie May's cheek as Sallie May tries to avoid her affection in front of her new boyfriend.

Sallie May: *whinning* Mama, not in front of (Y/N). You're embarrassing me.

Lin: *hugs her tightly* I'm ya Mother, it's my job to embarrass ya.

Millie is snickering at her sister being the one to be teased for once. Sallie May then ducks down and slip's out of her mothers hug, before dusting herself off and straightening her top.

Sallie May: Okay, okay, y'all are proud of me.

Millie: Don't go thinkin' ya replacing me anytime soon.

Sallie May: *playfully rolls her eyes* Right, right. Wanna race down to the water?

Millie: *smugly* Sure, I'll gladly beat you in a race in front of (Y/N)~.

Sallie May: *leans in to her face* So it's gonna be like that, Shorty~? *they both get into running positions* On my mark. 3... 2...1...-

Sallie May suddenly hip checks her, causing to lose her balance and fall.

Sallie May: Go! *she starts running*

Millie: *getting up and dusting off sand* Hey! That's cheatin'!

As she runs off to catch up with her sister, (Y/N) and Lin laugh together at their sibling rivalry and pettiness. Lin sits next to (Y/N) as they watch the sisters, Lin sighs with contempt.

Lin: I'm glad they met ya. Yer exactly what Sallie May needed to be herself and ya help Millie let out her wild side.

(Y/N): I'm happy you see me that way but are you're okay with me dating both of them?

Lin: Of course. Why wouldn't I be? Yer sweet, funny, brave, hardworkin'. Not to mention tall and handsome.

(Y/N) was blushing with the compliment's as Lin slowly moved close to him.

Lin: Yer such a sweet-talker too~.

Lin straddle's (Y/N)'s lap and faces him with bed room eyes.

Lin: Complimentin' me too~. Sayin' "I see you as similar to Millie or Lin, beautiful, tough as nails, cute accent"~. *she leans into his ear and whispers* "Not to mention thicc as fuck"~.

(Y/N): *surprised* How did you hear and understand that?

Lin: *chuckle's* When you've delt with as many kids as I have, ya learn how to understand mumblein'. *presses her breasts into his chest* All those things ya said got this old gal feelin' like a new woman again~.

(Y/N): I'm really flattered but I don't wanna get in the way of your marriage and what will Millie and Sallie think?

Lin: After Me and Joe saw how happy Millie was in a open marriage we both decided to try it out for ourselves and we couldn't be happier.

She points over (Y/N)'s shoulder, as (Y/N) looks over he sees Joe talking to and flirting with two girl's with them wrapped under each arm.

Lin: As for Millie and Sallie, I guess they'll just have to learn to share with a woman who has much more experience~. But before I go, I'll let ya in on a lil' secret~. *she leans in to whisper* G-cup~.

She teasingly licked (Y/N)'s ear, sending tingles up through his spine, and gets out of his lap but not before looking over her shoulder and winking at him while walking away with her wide hips swinging.

All (Y/N) could watch in awe at the boldness of Lin. He laid down on the rock and looking up at the clear sky, contemplating.

(Y/N): *thinking* ... Wrath Imps are built different. I see where Millie and Sallie get it from now, both in personality- *he sees a cloud shaped like a peach* and in genetics.

The camera switches to a new portal open up and a news van drives out, with it being labelled "666 News". The back doors are kicked open by a smiling Katie Killjoy, wearing blue and white Bikini and bottoms, holding a microphone. Tammy Trench soon follows her, wearing a red and white striped one piece and her signature gas mask, holding a large shoulder camera.

Katie Killjoy:

Tammy Trench:

Katie Killjoy: *rubbing her hands together* Ohoho! This is gonna be big! Broadcasting from the living world to embarrass- I mean interview Princess and hopefully (Y/N) too.

Tammy Trench: *struggling to hold the camera* That's great and all but why do I have to be shooting this and not our cameraman? This thing is heavy.

Katie Killjoy: Because he's still in the hospital after Princess' lil' girlfriend decked him. Now be a good little sidekick and do as you're told.

The camera switches to Charlie and Vaggie helping Martha fill in her paper work to officially become a tenet. While Charlie and Vaggie are asking questions, Martha is so bored that she's barely listening to them. Suddenly Katie Killjoy with Tammy Trench recording, barge in and start reporting.

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon people, I'm Katie Killjoy. Reporting live from the Living world and I'm here with Princess what's-her-face, who seems to have *fake gasp* snagged another poor unsuspecting sap into her pyramid scheme. *shoves the mic into Charlie's face* So tell us, do you have any idea if your little plan will work?

Vaggie: *pushes the mic away* We've had enough of your bullshit to do us a lifetime so why don't you fuck off and go bother someone else!

Katie Killjoy: Oooh~. Why isn't it the Princess' lesbian in shining armor, come to rescue her~.

Before Vaggie could commit war crimes on live television a voice stopped her.

(Y/N): What's going on here? What's with all the yelling?

Katie Killjoy immediately pushes past Vaggie and Charlie as soon as she saw (Y/N), running over to him with Tammy in tow.

Katie Killjoy: *to Vaggie* Move it, Bitch! You're old news! *to (Y/N)* So, Hero of Hell~. Do you mind if I ask a few questions for the folks at home? *points to the camera*

(Y/N): Uh-.

Katie Killjoy: Great. *ahem* Why are you here in the Living world with a bunch of sinners and demons? Don't you know that's illegal?

(Y/N): Well, we are all here to relax and have fun here, they are all under my watch and protection. And besides, I could ask you the same thing.

Katie Killjoy: *starts sweating* Uh, n-next question! Why are you apart of the Princess' Hotel? Do you actually believe in that redemption crap?

(Y/N): Yes, I believe in "that redemption crap" because Charlie and our team now have four tenet's that all show various progress of redemption.

Katie Killjoy: *whispers* They're actually making progress?! *ahem* Why did you become an Assassin?

(Y/N): To help fund Charlie's idea and help rid the Living world of assholes.

Katie Killjoy: *rubbing her legs together* Do you workout often? What's your routine?

(Y/N): Pretty often, yeah. I mainly train for strength and endurance with weightlifting, calisthenics and jogging.

Tammy Trench seems to slowly pan the camera down (Y/N)'s body and stops at his crotch area until Katie Killjoy snaps her out of it.

Katie Killjoy: Hey! Pay attention! You can add that to your porno collection after the interview! *to (Y/N)* Sorry, one final question~. *she presses her breasts together* How big is it~?

Vaggie: *stepping in between the two* Okay! That's enough questions for today!

She then grabs their camera and throws it to the ground, scaring Katie and Tammy. Vaggie grabs (Y/N)'s wrist and dragged him away from the pair. Once Vaggie and (Y/N) left, Tammy picked up the camera to inspect it. It was still working fine but had a crack in the lens. They then took Vaggie's advice and started to bother/interview random humans instead.

The camera switches to another portal opening up, this time surrounded by red and purple fire. Out drove a fancy looking black limousine with a gold trim, red tinted windows and the Morningstar emblem on the hood. A Butler stepped out of the drivers door and opened the side door for Lucina, Lilith, Cerbera, Dis and Amiyah to step out.

Lucina:

Lilith:

Cerbera:

Dis:

Amiyah:

Lucina: Ah, the Living world. Isn't it disgusting.

Lilith: It's not that bad, Darling. Remember our last date here? In 1666 you took us to London and- *sultry voice* things got pretty "heated"~.

Lucina: Oh, I remember that~. *pulls her closer* I still remember the smell of the fire and the sound of bloodcurdling screams as we had passionate fornication on top of that hill and watched~.

Lucina dips Lilith down and kisses her with full tongue, making the other three slightly uncomfortable.

Cerbera: Uh... Yeah, I'll let you do that. I'm going to look for Helena. *she walks down to the beach*

Dis: I'm more interested in finding that cute Human boy again~.

Amiyah: So am I. Where is that prime cut of meat~?

Dis: You're not gonna actually eat him, right? ... Right?

The camera switches to Cerbera walking around and searching for Helena among the dense crowd of people.

Cerbera: Helena! Helena, where are you?! Helen-!

Cerbera was startled by Helena jumping on her back to surprise her.

Helena: Boo! Did I scare you? *cheeky giggle* I'm happy you made it Mom. *gets off her back* I was worried you were too busy with work again.

Cerbera: Oh, Sweetie, I would never miss this moment with you, with it being your first time being in the Living world.

Helena: Yeah, the Living world is great! Good food *points to a hotdog stand*, so many new smells *points to the ocean*, so many new friends to play with *points to some dogs* and I'm having fun with Master!

Cerbera: *ruffles her hair* I'm glad you're having so much fun, Dear. Speaking of (Y/N), where is he?

Helena: Come on, I'll show you.

Helena grabs her Mothers arm and almost drags her to (Y/N), who is sitting and relaxing with Charlie and Vaggie. (Y/N) notices Helena and Cerbera, and waves at them.

(Y/N): Hey, you two. It's nice to see you again, Cerbera.

Cerbera: *blushing slightly* Thank you, it's nice to see you too. I hope Helena hasn't been giving you too much trouble, has she?

(Y/N): No, she's been a good girl for the most part. Well, besides the Frisbee incident, where she fought with a dog for a Frisbee.

Helena snickers as she imagines the scene playing out in her head as Helena pouts slightly.

Helena: *pouting* I'm always a good girl and it was a gift for you, Master.

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Thank you, I'll cherish the spit-covered and half-chewed piece of plastic forever.

Helena: *blissfully oblivious* You will?! Oh Thank you, Master! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

She then pounces on (Y/N) and begins a barrage of face licks that (Y/N) was hopelessly trying to defend himself from, causing the girls to laugh at his dismay. One random guy was walking past but stopped to watch.

Random guy: *whispers* God, I wish that were me...

The group all stop and stare at him judgingly until he walks away in shame. Helena gets off (Y/N) as he wipes away the rest of her saliva from his face, he stays laying down and closes his eyes for just a moment, in that moment he hears a familiar voice.

???: Hey, Charlie! Mind if I sit with y'all?

Charlie: Sure, Auntie Dis.

Dis: Thanks, Honey.

Charlie: Wait! Not there! That's-!

(Y/N) opened his eyes again but it was already too late. Dis accidentally sat on (Y/N)'s face, completely engulfing his head in softness and not even noticing. She would wiggle around slightly in order to get more comfortable which only sunk (Y/N) in deeper.

Dis: *looking around* Where's your lil' boyfriend at?

Vaggie: I think he's been rear ended.

Confused, Dis look's around again but now notices (Y/N)'s limbs flailing from under her, desperate for escape. Dis stands up to free (Y/N) from her cushiony prison as he took in deep breaths to resupply his lung's with air.

Dis: Oh, I'm sorry, Cutie. I have a hard time seeing back there. Are you okay?

(Y/N): I'm fine... I think I need to catch my breath is all... *thinking* I think I just discovered a new kink too...

Dis: You should count yourself lucky for getting that for free~. I remember in college guy's use to pay me for that kinda treatment~.

Charlie: *plugging her ears and shuts her eyes* Aaaahhh! I'm not listening! Lalalalalala!

They all laugh with Charlie's reaction, making her pout slightly. Dis sits next to (Y/N) this time and pull's him down to her height to whisper in his ear.

Dis: You are lucky I slimmed down in my Human form, otherwise you probably wouldn't have survived~. Though, I don't think you would complain having a Cutie with a lil' extra Booty sitting on your face, would you~?

(Y/N)'s face goes red and he awkwardly gulps as Dis smugly smiles at him, knowing she's right. The others look on slightly confused as to why (Y/N) is embarrassed and wondering what Dis said to him.

Alastra walks over to the group and sits next to (Y/N).

(Y/N): Oh. Hey, Alastra. How are you doing?

Alastra: *gritting her teeth* Just fine, Dear. Just fine...

She let out a frustrated sigh and subtly waited for (Y/N)'s reaction, when (Y/N) didn't notice her, she sighed even louder and nudged his arm slightly to get his attention.

He turned to her and saw she was looking at his lap and back at him. (Y/N), knowing what she was trying to say, playfully rolled his eyes and leaned back to let Alastra rest her head on his lap. Alastra placed her head on (Y/N)'s lap with a happy smile.

(Y/N): You know, all you had to do was ask. *chuckles*

Alastra: I know. It's just fun being needy~.

(Y/N): So, what's got you so worked up? You don't usually do this if something is bothering you.

Alastra: *frowns* It's just Vox being here, ruining our personal time. And after our fight was ended, I got nothing but a smack on the wrist by Stolara, it's embarrassing! *sigh* At least things have calmed down, now I get to spend time with you-*closes her eyes* and nothing is going to change that~.

???: Are you sure about that?

Alastra's eyes shoot open once hearing that voice. She was now resting her head on Vaggie's lap, both quickly separating from one another. Alastra sees (Y/N), who is equally confused as she was, resting his head on Amiyah's lap as she stroked his hair.

(Y/N): Uh, how did I get here?

Amiyah: *put's a finger to his lips* Shh~. Let me get a good look at you~. Soft hair. *glides her hand over his skin* Soft skin too, but- *gently squeezes his arm* firm underneath~. *runs her hand over his chest* Strong and Healthy~.

(Y/N): This is the weirdest plam reading I've ever had.

Amiyah: *holds her chin in contemplation* Hmm. Yes. I've decided that you are perfect~.

(Y/N): I really hope you're not talking about eating me.

Amiyah: Of course not. I already ate before coming here.

(Y/N): *meekly* That does not comfort me at all.

Amiyah: I'm talking about sharing you with her~.

She points to Alastra, who is being held back by Charlie and Vaggie, as her disguise was fading with her foaming from her mouth in a jealous rage. Alastra momentarily stops and calms down slightly after hearing the last sentence.

Alastra: Wait, what are you talking about?

Amiyah: Just checking to make sure he won't betray you, Dear.

Alastra: And you had to find that out by fondling him in front of me?!

Amiyah: Well, no. That was mainly for my own entertainment~. What can I say? I'm a tease~. *look's back at (Y/N) and winks* I like to sample my goods before devouring them~.

Alastra started to fume at her Mothers antic's again but before another fight could be instigated, a smooth and calming voice interrupted the two.

Lilith: Amiyah, I think that's enough teasing for today. Don't want to give ourselves away, now do we?

Amiyah: *backs away and bows* Of course, your Majesty. I apologize.

As Lilith elegantly walks past her and sit's down next to Charlie, Dis silently giggle's and teasingly nudge's Amiyah's arm.

Dis: *whispering* Ooooooh~. Someone's in trouble~.

Lilith then wraps both Charlie and Vaggie in a tight hug, surprising the latter, before separating to beckon (Y/N) closer.

Lilith: I want to discuss with you about your redemption plan.

(Y/N): Are you gonna tell us it's stupid too?

Lilith: No, I actually like it and want to support it.

The news came to the three of them as a shock.

Charlie: You do?!

(Y/N): Then why didn't you say anything during dinner?

Lilith: It's because of Lucina. She is still against the idea and even though we are both the Queens of Hell, she still outranks me. There's not much I can do but try to convince her to change her mind. But i have a plan.

(Y/N): We can still redeem a sinner before the time is up, I know we can do it.

Lilith: I admire your tenacity but it's still not foolproof. My plan is to get most of the other Sin's to support the Happy Hotel.

Vaggie: But how are we going to do that? They rule the different rings of Hell, why would they want to support something that doesn't directly benefit them?

Lilith: Good question. The answer is (Y/N).

(Y/N): Me? How would I be the answer?

Lilith: The Sins are a lot like Lucina, they respond well to favor's and deals. You have their attention already so all you need to do is help them with their problem's or make a deal or two with them. Once you have enough favors with them you can ask them to back the Happy Hotel. Once Lucina see's more powerful demons are supporting it, she will support it too.

Charlie: That's a great idea but what about (Y/N)'s contract? He's still soul bound to Mom.

Lilith: I didn't say to abandon the idea, it's just another way to gain your Mothers support. *turns to (Y/N) and puts a hand on his shoulder* I know this is a lot to take in all at once but please consider the possibility. You're strong, I know you can do it.

(Y/N) looks down at the ground in contemplation. There is still the possibility of him losing his end of the deal and the Hotel would be destroyed, along with Charlie's hopes and dreams. The thought alone scared (Y/N). Lilith was right, getting the support of the other Sins will definitely help in his task. He looks to Charlie and Vaggie as they both nod to him.

(Y/N): Alright, I'll do it.

Lilith suddenly jumped and tightly hugged (Y/N), surprising him.

Lilith: Glad to hear that and best of luck to you. *whispers to (Y/N)* And remember, my previous propitiation still stands~. *let him go and talk normally* Just don't mention to Lucina about our-.

???: "About our" what, Dear?

Everyone jump's at the sound of the lord of Hell herself, Lucina. They all turn to face her as she has her iconic smug smile which had a slight bit of malevolence behind it.

Lilith: *sweating slightly* Oh, the surprise has been ruined. I was just talking about spicing up thing in our bedroom with (Y/N) here.

Lucina: *blushes* Why would us royalty need a human to do that?! *turns around and pout's but mumbles to herself* Though I'm not entirely opposed to the idea...

Lilith and everyone else breathes a sigh of relief that there plan was not discovered.

Lucina: *talks normally* That's besides the point, I came here to speak with (Y/N). *to (Y/N)* Bringing all these unauthorized demons and especially those sinners to the Living world is very illegal and goes against my laws directly. Tsk, tsk, Mr. Tennyson.

(Y/N): I've said it before, they are all under my protection so get mad at me but don't blame them.

Lucina and (Y/N) had a stare off, making those around them nervous and tense, until Lucina broke first with a lighthearted laugh.

Lucina: Quite bold as ever I see, Mr. Tennyson. *turns to Charlie, in a cheerful tone* Charlotte Dearest, would you mind if I borrow your "boyfriend" for just one moment?

Charlie: W-well, I-.

Lucina: Splendid. *turns to (Y/N)* Now, come this way please.

Lucina leads (Y/N) away and into an alleyway, leaving the girls to watch on in slight worry.

Charlie: What do you think will happen to (Y/N)?

Cerbera: I'm not sure but I hope he comes out in one piece.

Vaggie: I'm sure he'll be fine... I hope.

Dis: You think she asked him to go in there to fuck?

The tension immediately dissipated as all the girl's give her an unamused look.

Amiyah: Really? That's what's on your mind?

Dis: What? We were all thinking it, i just said it. *crosses her arms*

The camera cuts back to (Y/N) and Lucina in the alley. Lucina stops walking as (Y/N) stops just behind her.

(Y/N): So, what did you want to talk about?

Lucina doesn't say anything or turn to face him. A few seconds of silence follow, as (Y/N) begins to speak again, Lucina turns around instantly with a more demonic voice.

Lucina: Quit.

(Y/N): *surprised* What?

Lucina rushes (Y/N) and grabs his shoulder before pinning him against the brick wall so hard it cracked. (Y/N) yell's out in pain and reaches for his watch but Lucina grabs his wrist.

Lucina: Quit. Forfeit. Give up. You can't win.

(Y/N): What are you talking about?

Lucina: Our wager. Did your tiny Human brain forget already? You are faced with impossible odds against the Queen of Hell herself. Stop wasting my time and just give your soul to me before i rip it out myself.

Lucina reached her hand out towards (Y/N)'s face as it glowed green and turned more claw like. Lucina smiled out of wicked joy but (Y/N) did something that made her hesitate. He started to laugh.

Lucina: Don't tell me your fragile psyche broke already?

(Y/N): *still laughing* No. I get it now. You're scared.

Lucina: If anyone should be scared, it's you. I am Queen Lucina, Ruler of the Seven Rings of Hell. What do i have to fear?

(Y/N): Losing.

Lucina's eyes widen in shock.

(Y/N): You're scared of losing at your own game. That's why you're doing all this. *Lucina lets him go* That's why you're intimidating me.

Lucina: You're wrong.

(Y/N): *slowly walks towards her* You're scared to admit that you might be wrong. You're scared that your Daughter might be right.

Lucina: *backing away* Shut up!

(Y/N): *continues to walk towards her* You're scared to lose face. You're scared to damage your ego.

Lucina: *talking normally* D-don't come any closer! I'll kill you!

(Y/N): *ignores her* You're scared that you've be outplayed, outsmarted by a human. And most importantly...

(Y/N) corners her against a wall and slams his hand against the wall behind her loudly, making Lucina flinch. Lucina looks up at him with pleading eyes, noticing the height difference between them. Lucina felt small, weak and powerless against a mere mortal. Her heart raced and her knees felt like giving in. She was frozen in place. (Y/N) leaned into her face to whisper.

(Y/N): You're. Scared. Of. Me.

With those final words Lucina dropped to her knees in stunned silence, looking down at the ground. (Y/N) begins to walk away with the sun casting his shadow over Lucina. With (Y/N) now gone, Lucina's mind began to race.

Lucina: *thinking* What was that? I just froze up, I couldn't move a muscle. My hands are trembling. But... *her face goes red and she starts panting* Why did I like it? Why did I want him to continue berating me? *holds her chest* Why do i want him now more than ever? Why I'm I so fucking wet? *her hand slowly reaches down to her soaked bottoms* No! Not now! You're in public!... Why did that just turn me on even more?!

The camera pans up as Lucina cries out in confused arousal. The camera switches back to (Y/N) as he just got back to the girl's and sits down with them.

Charlie: (Y/N)! *hugs him* You're back! I was so worried about you. Are you okay? Are you hurt?

(Y/N): Thanks for worrying about me but I'm fine, Charlie.

Vaggie: What did she want to talk about?

(Y/N): Oh, just talking about the Hotel.

Lilith: I'm surprised you're okay. Most people she wants to "talk to" don't make it out alive.

(Y/N): Well, I guess I'm lucky. *chuckles but sighs tiredly* What a day. I need a drink.

Helena: *gives him a bottle of beer from the cooler* Here you go.

(Y/N): Thanks, Helena. *takes the bottle from her and pat's her head* Good girl.

(Y/N) opens up the bottle and takes a swig before sighing peacefully, making a few girls giggle at his reaction.

(Y/N): Much better.

As he takes another swig but a new voice coming from behind startled him.

???: (Y/N) Kirby Tennyson, are you seriously Drinking?!

(Y/N) spits out his drink as he chokes slightly. He turns to face her.

(Y/N): Gwen?!

*Outro*

(Hope you enjoy, my sexy readers. See you all for part 4 of the Beach episode: the finale)