*Intro*

(Y/N) was sitting on the bed, listening to music while also singing some of the lyrics.

(Y/N): 🎵We're building it up to break it back down. We're building it up to burn it down. We can't wait to burn it to the ground.🎵

(Y/N) was enjoying himself until he heard a knock at the door.

(Y/N): Fuck, who is interrupting me while I jam out to my music?

(Y/N) pauses his music and walks towards the door. (Y/N) opens the door, only to see Charlie.

Charlie: Hi (Y/N).

(Y/N): Hi Charlie.

Charlie: What'cha doin'?

(Y/N): I was busy listening to music until you came knocking on my door, killing the vibe.

Charlie: Sorry about that, but I wanted to ask you something.

(Y/N): What is it?

Charlie: I was wondering if you want to hang out with me.

(Y/N): Hang out? With you?

Charlie: Yeah.

(Y/N): Sure, I got nothing better to do.

Charlie: Excellent. Meet me in the lobby, I'll be waiting for you.

(Y/N): Alright.

As Charlie leaves, (Y/N) closes the door and took a hot shower. After drying off, (Y/N) gets dressed, and makes his way to the lobby. On his way, (Y/N) passes by Bendi's room, to which the door opens.

Bendi: Going somewhere, darling~?

(Y/N): Hello to you too, Bendi. As you must know, Charlie asked me to hang out with her.

Bendi: 😏 Really? Are you two love birds going on a date~?

(Y/N): 😳 W-what?! No! We're not going on a date!

Bendi: Relax, darling. I'm just teasing. Anyway, have you two.

(Y/N): 😑 Whatever.

Bendi: Oh, one more thing.

(Y/N): What?

Bendi grabs (Y/N) by the waist with her tail and locked lips with (Y/N). Bendi shoves her inky, black tongue into his mouth, dominating (Y/N)'s tongue. She pushes (Y/N) to the wall, pressing her breasts against his chest. (Y/N) tries to push Bendi off him, only to end up touching her breasts.

Bendi: 💭 Naughty boy~.

Bendi lets go of (Y/N), takes her tongue out of his mouth, and unwraps her tail from (Y/N)'s waist.

Bendi: My, my, how bold of you, (Y/N). To touch and grab a woman's breasts like that~.

(Y/N): 😡 Ugh.

(Y/N) walks off in a fit of frustration. Bendi watches as (Y/N) leaves until he was out of sight.

Bendi: *licks her lips* You... Taste good~.

(Y/N) made it downstairs to the lobby. He sees Charlie by the doorway, waiting for him.

Charlie: Are you ready, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah, I'm ready.

Vaggie: You two are heading out?

Charlie: Yep. You're in charge while we're gone.

Vaggie: What?! Charlie, no. Let me come with you.

Charlie: Relax, Vaggie. I've got (Y/N) to protect me. You have nothing to worry about.

Vaggie looks at (Y/N) and back at Charlie. She knows she couldn't convince Charlie otherwise and knowing that (Y/N) has alien powers to protect her, she gives in.

Vaggie: Fine. *To (Y/N)* But if she's hurt in any sort of way, your mine, Tennyson.

(Y/N): 😨 Understood.

Vaggie: Good.

Charlie: Alright, enough talk. Let's go, (Y/N).

(Y/N) and Charlie leaves the hotel with Vaggie watching them go.

Vaggie: Be safe.

(Timeskip)

In Pentagram City, (Y/N) and Charlie is seen walking around, passing by many sinners.

Charlie: Isn't this amazing, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): I guess.

Charlie: So much to do, so much to see!

(Y/N): Woah there, sunshine. Remember, all those glitters aren't gold.

Charlie: I know. It's just that there are plenty of things to do.

(Y/N): What do you like to do?

Charlie: Well, in my free time I like to...

*Cut*

Charlie:... Dogsit!

You were now in a huge hell-hound dog pen.

(Y/N): The princess of hell dog sits?

Charlie: Not really dog sit, more like just messing around and playing with them.

(Y/N): Awww.

*With Vaggie*

Vaggie was walking down the hall of the hotel when she hears sexual moans coming from Angela's room.

Vaggie: Angela, what the hell are you-

Vaggie opens the door to see Angela making love to a body pillow of (Y/N). Both girls stare at each other.

Vaggie: 😳

Angela Dust: 😳

Vaggie closes the door and walks away.

*Back with (Y/N)*

(Y/N) was trying to get out of the dog pen when a hellhound jumped on him.

(Y/N): What the fuck?!

(Y/N) looked up to see who now has him pinned down.

Helena: Oh my Satan! I can't believe it! Human, human, human, human, human, human, human! Have you come to adopt me?!

(Y/N): What?! Who the hell are you?

Helena: My name is Helena, what's yours?

(Y/N): (Y/N).

Helena: (Y/N). That's a nice name.

(Y/N): Thanks. Now, can you get off me?

Helena: Of, sorry.

Cerbera: I'm are sorry, but my daughter tends to be very playful toward others.

(Y/N) stands up and sees a three-headed female hellhound in front of him.

(Y/N): Who are you?

Cerbera: My name is Cerbera.

(Y/N): Nice to meet you. I'm (Y/N).

Cerbera: Nice to meet you too, (Y/N).

Charlie: Oh, (Y/N)! I see you met Cerbera.

(Y/N): You know her?!

Charlie: Who doesn't? She guards the entrance to Hades and is adopted by my mom.

(Y/N): What?!

Charlie: I know, right?

(Y/N): Well, what is she doing here?

Cerbera: I brought Helena here so she can play with the other hellhounds. She's quite friendly towards them.

(Y/N): I see.

Charlie: Well, it was nice to see you again Cerbera. Come on, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Right behind you.

Before he could leave, Helena holds onto his arm, not wanting him to go.

Helena: No! Please stay.

(Y/N): Helena, I can't.

Helena: *sad puppy eyes* Please?

(Y/N): I can't. It's not like I can take you home and have you live with me.

Charlie: Actually, that can be arranged.

(Y/N): How so?

Charlie: *to Cerbera* Cerbera, is it okay with you that Helena can live with (Y/N) at the hotel?

Helena: Please, mom. I'll be a good girl, I promise.

Cerbera: Well, I am loyal to the Morningstar family and she has grown a liking to the boy.

(Y/N): 💭 Boy?! I'm a man!

Cerbera: I'll allow it but on one condition.

(Y/N): Which is?

Cerbera : (Y/N), you will be our mate.

(Y/N): What?!

Cerbera: Yes. You see, Helena is 22 years old and hasn't found a proper mate and I killed my previous spouse for cheating on me. So with that out of the way, do you accept the terms?

(Y/N) thought about it for a minute. He just met these two and they're already wanting to claim him as their mate. (Y/N) also remembered that he agreed to be the girls' mate at the hotel, so it's pretty much a repeat of that.

Cerbera: Well?

(Y/N): I accept.

Cerbera: Excellent. *to Helena* Be good, Helena.

Helena: Thank you, and I will.

(Y/N), Charlie and Helena leave the dog pen. Helena was holding onto (Y/N)'s arm.

Helena: This is so exciting. We're going to have lots of fun together.

Charlie: I can't wait!

(Y/N): Yeah.

Helena: *whispers to (Y/N)* And I can't wait to have lots of fun with you, master~.

(Y/N): Of, fuck me.

*Outro*

Poll
In Loo Loo Land, what aliens do you want to see?

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Poll 2
Should the girls be yandere?

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Poll 3
Other than Mrs. Mayberry and Octavia, who else should have a secret history with (Y/N)?

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