*Intro*

It's another day at the Hazbin Hotel, and we see (Y/N) browsing through his phone as he lounges about in his room. It's been a few days since Nova officially moved in to the hotel, with his room being across the hall from (Y/N)s. Today's also another day off from I.M.P., so (Y/N) has nothing to worry about at the moment, and is taking a lazy Sunday today.

As hes browsing through his phone, he gets a phone call from Velvette. It confused him a little because sometimes he gets a text from her that makes it feel like shes right next to him. He still doesnt know how she does that. Nonetheless, he answers the call.

(Y/N): Hello?

Velvette: Hi, (Y/N)! Are you busy?

(Y/N): Uuuuuh, no I'm not busy. Why?

Velvette: Well, I was bored today, and normally I would hang out with Vox and Valentina, but they're busy. So I thought I'd call you to see if you wanted to hang out, since we hadn't done it where it's just the two of us.

(Y/N): Sure.

Velvette: EEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! Great! I'll be over in a bit!

With that said, she hung up.

(Y/N): Huh. Thats honestly the most normal thing to have happened around her-

He's soon interrupted when he sees Velvette drop down, seemingly from the ceiling, and onto his bed, landing on her hands and feet with the grace of a cat.

He did scream in terror when she did this.

(Y/N): -AAAAAAAAH!!!

Velvette: Hi! I'm here! Now lets go!

(Y/N): Where did you even come from?!

Velvette points her thumb off to the side reveal Bendi standing there. She gives a sharp toothed smile, and a friendly wave before disappearing in a puddle of ink.

(Y/N): She brought you here?

Velvette: Yes, she did. Now lets hang out already!

She then grabs him by the wrist, and practically drags him out of his room in excitement.

The two run through the lobby where the rest of the girls are lounging about.

(Y/n): Hi girls, by girls! Hanging out with Velvette today!

As they exit the hotel entrance, theyre greeted to a limousine, and Velvette drags him inside with her. Afterwards, the door closes, and the limo drives off.

Back inside the hotel, the girls in the lobby were a bit dumbfounded to say the least.

Husky: Did anyone see that, or am I already drunk?

Angela: You did we see Velvette go running out the door while dragging (Y/n) along with her even though we never saw her enter through the main entrance? Yes.

Bendi: She asked me to bring her here immediately once (Y/n) agreed to hang out with her.

Amy: And I thought I was crazy.

Back in the limousine, said vehicle can be seen driving along the streets of Pentagram City, and the scene then cuts to inside the limo with Velvette sitting next to (Y/n) the whole way.

The only weird thing that happened throughout the whole time was that, Velvette, wasnt on her phone. She instead cuddled him with a cute smile on her face.

Velvette took notice of his odd stare.

Velvette: What?

(Y/n): Nothing, its just youre not on your phone.

Velvette: So?

(Y/n): Well, not to be rude, but isnt that kinda your thing?

Velvette: What? Pssh! Puh-lease, Im not glued to it twenty four seven like everyone thinks I am. Besides, I wanted to spend time with you. If all I did was stare at my phone the majority of the time, then that would be rude! Like how you turn into aliens a lot but you dont turn into them all the time either. Boop!~

She then boops his nose with her finger. Making him chuckle.

(Y/n): Heheh. Ok, so where are we going?

Velvette: Oh, were going to my place!

(Y/n): Oh, ok. Wait, isnt that at the studio?

Velvette: Nah, thats just where we hang out with each other whenever we have time. Were going to where we actually live at.

(Y/n): Oh. Since you, Vox, and Val are overlords, do you three live in a mansion or something?

Velvette: Yep! Though not all overlords live in a big fancy place. But most of them do.

(Y/n): Huh. Ok then. So what do you plan on doing once we get to your place?

Velvette: Oh! We can bake, and make potions!

(Y/n): Oh, nice- wait a minute. You can make potions, and you like to bake?

Velvette: Sure I do. Why do you ask?

(Y/n): Because you dont strike me as someone who does either, since you seem more into social media, and trends.

Velvette merely shrugs.

Velvette: I got other hobbies. Looks can be deceiving~

She says that last part in a sing-song voice while pinching his cheek affectionately.

(Y/n) retaliated by poking both her cheeks.

(Y/N): Boop! *Whisper* Retaliation!

Velvette blushed a darker shade of grey as she giggled cutely.

Eventually, the two made it to the mansion of the 3 V's.

The mansion didnt have a clash of designs that represented the three overlords, but it did look fancy, and expensive.

Velvette: Here we are!

(Y/n): *Whistles* Impressive.

Velvette: If you think the outside is impressive, wait until you see the inside.

The two entered the mansion, and like she said, the inside is more impressive. It wasnt as extravagant as the Goetia palace, but the decor and such definitely screamed wealthy success of three powerful overlords.

(Y/n): *Whistles again* Youre right. Its more impressive inside.

Velvette: Told you. Now let me give you a grand tour before I show you one of my personal rooms, aka my potion lab. Then afterwards, Ill show you my baking skills!

(Y/n): Sweet!

Velvette: I can be sweet when I want to Unless you get me angry.

(Y/n): Uuuuuh, noted.

Velvette: *Whispers seductively* Or in the bedsheets~

(Y/n) became flustered at the way she said the last comment.

(Y/n): Uuuuuuh-

She then switched back to her sweeter side.

Velvette: Anyways, tour time!

She then took him by the hand, and began to show him around.

Velvette showed him around the mansion. Such as the three Vees personal offices, studios, and bedrooms. Velvette of course made a lewd comment of how shed like to take (Y/n) into her bed one of these days.

Velvette also showed (Y/n) the dining room, living rooms, restrooms, indoor pool, indoor hot tub, and even their own personal movie theater.

She didnt show him the kitchen yet, since she said shell show him after the potion lab.

Speaking of which, the duo now arrive in Velvettes personal lab where she makes potions.

Velvette: Ta-da! Here we have my personal laboratory for making potions!

The two enter, and Velvette locks the door behind them to avoid any interruptions.

(Y/n): Wow! Its like a combination of a medieval potion room for a witch, and a modern day science lab.

Velvette: Aw, thank you! I like giving the place a science fiction, and fantasy vibe when Im in here.

(Y/n): I see. So what kind of potions do you make in here? Do any of these turn someone into a frog?

Velvette: Ahahahahahaha! Nope. I wish, but meh.

(Y/n): So what do some of these do?

Velvette: Well, some of them are various poisons I have in case I feel the need to poison someone. Others can make someone fall asleep, feel energized like they drank a suped up energy drink, and also some that make people REALLY horny or feel horny for the person affected by it.

(Y/n) had a flashback to when Alastra manipulated his dream to a full scene straight out of a cartoon, all so to keep him preoccupied during Valentines Day he still enjoyed the surprise in the end. But he didnt want the dream of where every girl chases him down to come true.

(Y/n): Maybe keep one of those far away from me.

Velvette: No promises!~

(Y/n) gulps in worry at the possibility of that dream coming to life now.

Velvette then showed him some of the other potions she has.

Velvette: This one over here can turn someone into a living Funko-Pop!

(Y/n): Why do you have that?

Velvette: Because its funny!

She then tossed something at him before he could react.

Velvette: Think fast!

(Y/b): Wait, what-?!

*Shatter!*

*Poof!*

In a puff of smoke, (Y/n) became very short.

He froze, and he didnt even need to ask what she did, because she was looking at him like he was adorable, as well as holding back her laughter.

(Y/n) *Deadpan tone with a higher voice*: Im a funko-pop, arent I?

The higher pitched voice was all it took for Velvette to burst out laughing.

Velvette: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! *INHALE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! You look so cute, but that voice! Ahahahahaaaa!!!

(Y/n) crossed his little arms plastic arms with an unamused look.

(Y/n): Oh ha ha, very funny.

Velvette calmed down enough for her to speak.

Velvette: Aha, aha, woo! Holy shit my sides! Hahaha! Ah, too funny. Woo! Dont worry, it only lasts a few minutes. That was the only one I wanted to try on you.

(Y/n): And why did you want to?

Velvette: Because no one has a proper model of you to make a Funko-Pop version of you yet, and I wanted to beat everyone to the punch. Also, I wanted to see how cute you looked!

She then swiftly picked him, and began to coo at him like hes a puppy.

Velvette: Youre so cute! Just the cutest ever! Yes you are! Yes you are!

She then brought him over to a little turn table on the table in the middle of the room.

Velvette: Now heres your wittle turn table!~

She then sets him on the turn table. But (Y/n) kept giving her an unamused scowl.

Velvette: Aw, dont look at me like that. I didnt think youd agree if I asked! Its a one time thing, I promise. Come on, Velvettes sowwy.

She then poked his cheek as she gave him puppy eyes, and a quivering bottom lip.

Naturally, (Y/n) gave in.

(Y/n): Ok, I forgive you.

Velvette: Yay!

(Y/n): So what do I do?

Velvette: All you gotta do is make one pose as I turn you around to take pics of your front, sides, and back.

(Y/n): Thats it?

Velvette: Yep! Now heres a little mirror for you to pose in front of. Afterwards, just remain still as I take pics!

(Y/n): Then what?

Velvette: We wait for the potion to wear off.

(Y/n): Ok uh, how about this pose?

(Y/n) did a pose where hes standing with a determined look on his face, showcasing the Omnitrix.

Velvette: Oooooooo! Perfect!

She then began to take pictures of him in that pose as he held still.

Several pictures later, they now just have to wait until the potion wears off.

Velvette: Ok, it should be wearing off any minute now.

(Y/n): Ok. But before it does, theres something I wanna try that I just thought of.

Velvette: Try what?

(Y/n): This. AHEM!

He then began to scream as he ran around on the table.

(Y/n): HELP!!! THEYRE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!

Velvette wheezed hard before she proceeded to laugh her ass off.

Velvette: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!* *INHALE!* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

After Velvette calmed down from laughing so hard, (Y/n) turned back to normal in a puff of smoke, and hopped off the table.

(Y/n): So I take it the kitchen is still open?

Velvette: Of course!

The duo left the potion room, and Velvette led him to the kitchen.

Once they entered the kitchen, (Y/n) saw that it was quite big. Not overly big like a fancy restaurants kitchen, but big enough to indicate that its looks like it belongs to someone wealthy. In this case, it's three people.

(Y/n): Fancy lookin kitchen you three got here.

Velvette: Thank you.

(Y/n): So what are we making here?

Velvette: A velvet cake.

(Y/n) couldnt help but chuckle at that.

(Y/n): Heh, Velvette making a velvet cake.

Velvette: Im well aware of the similarities. Its why its my favorite cake! well that, and it tastes good.

(Y/n): No argument here.

Velvette: Yay! Time to bake!

Velvette put on an apron, and handed one to (Y/n). The two grabbed bowls, pans, and the ingredients, then placed them on the table.

The scene cuts to show them cracking eggs, stirring the batter, and then pouring the batter into three circular pans before placing them in the oven.

The scene cuts to show the duo taking the pans out of the oven, then shaving the tops off the now baked cake layers with a knife. They then placed crème cheese frosting on top of each layer before stacking them on top of each other with the top of it blank. Velvette then showed (Y/n) how to spread a layer of white vanilla frosting all over the cake so it looks smooth before decorating.

The two then began to decorate the cake with red colored chocolate frosting, and white vanilla frosting.

The cake appeared to be done, but the top is still blank.

(Y/n): Looks pretty good! But do we put anything on the top? It just looks blank.

Velvette: Oh dont worry about that, I got it covered! But first, turn around~

(Y/n): Why?

Velvette: Its a surprise~

(Y/n): Ok.

(Y/n) turns around as Velvette puts the finishing touches on the cake.

After a minute or two, she was finished.

Velvette: Im finished~!

(Y/n): Ok, what did you- Oh.

When he turned around, he sees that Velvette had made a very detailed image of herself in velvet colored lingerie in a sexy pinup pose that has her laying across something with her ass facing him, and her looking back with a seductive gaze. Theres even writing made of frosting above it.

It read: Its a piece of cake, and I have the whole bakery~

(Y/n): Wow. Thats impressive- what the?

He looks up to see Velvette wearing the same lingerie as her pinup image on the cake, and shes giving (Y/n) a mischievous yet seductive smile with half lidded eyes.

Velvette: Which cake do you wanna try first~?

(Y/n) blushed at what she has planned for him.

(Y/n): Talk about just desserts.

Later, back at the hotel, (Y/n) can be seen stumbling through the door with a goofy grin on his face, and his face covered in black lipstick.

Velvette calls out to him from her limousine.

Velvette: Until next time, cutie pie~!

Afterwards, the limousine drives off.

(Y/n) closes the door behind him as he noticed the girls in the lobby.

(Y/n): Sup, ladies?

Angela: Sup, handsome. Looks like someone had a really good time with the doll demon herself.

(Y/n): That I did.

Mayberry: So what did you do?

(Y/n): Had cake, and had cake.

Amaka: You said that twice.

(Y/n): I know. Both are different contexts.

Amy: What contexts.

(Y/n): We made a cake, and I groped a whole bakery.

The girls, minus Angela, blush when they found out what he meant.

Vaggie: Anything else.

(Y/n): She turned me into a funko-pop in order to model as one so she can have several made.

Angela burst out laughing after he had explained it.

Niffty and Charlie on the other hand, became overly excited.

Niffty & Charlie: WHEN CAN WE BUY THEM?!

(Y/N): I dont know. Youre gonna have to ask Velvette.

Angela: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ahahahahahahaaa!!! Turned you into a funko-pop! Thats hilarious! Ahahahhahahahaaa!!!

*Outro*

(Hope you enjoy, my sexy readers. Credit to ReptileEdge for helping me with this chapter.)