*Intro*

We now open at the Hazbin Hotel in the morning, and we see the hotel employees having breakfast.

Charlie: Is (Y/N) up yet? He's gonna miss breakfast?

Vaggie: Not a clue.

Angela Dust: He was still asleep when I last saw him.

Vaggie: Why am I not surprised you went into his room for the hundredth time?

Angela Dust: Oh shut up, his reactions are funny as hell!

Niffty: Oh! Oh! Oh! I can go wake him up if you'd like!

Husky: If he celebrated St. Patty's as I did by drinking, then let him sleep.

Alastra: None shall be necessary! My beloved stag shall be here in about three, two, one!

True to Alastra's words, a groggy (Y/N) walked into the dining room. They also noted that his face is still stained with multiple lipstick marks.

Alastra: Ah, there he is! Right on schedule.

Angela Dust: Oooooooooooo~. Someone's been having a good time yesterday!

(Y/N): Is it that obvious?

Vaggie: Dude, you're like if a Dalmatian got their spots replaced with lipstick kiss marks.

(Y/N): Hehe.

Alastra: I wouldn't mind giving you a kiss mark, stag. And many more down below~.

(Y/N) became a blushing mess from such a sexual comment from Alastra. Especially when she wagged her little doe tail, and flapped her deer ears for cuteness effect added to it.

Angela Dust: Hey! Those reactions are supposed to be for me!

Alastra: Oh but I'm afraid there's no rule for that, dearie.

(Y/N): Uh, girls? Why's Niffty applying lipstick?

They all look to see that Niffty is applying lipstick. She puckered her lips to kiss the air before she snapped her head towards (Y/N) with a manic wild unhinged grin.

Niffty: I WANT TO BE INCLUDED!!! PUCKER UP, BOY!!!

(Y/N): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!

Niffty froze in place before she could lunge at (Y/N). (Y/N) grabbed a mug, and poured some coffee into it. He then began to chug it quickly. Thankfully for him, it wasn't that hot.

Once he was done, he set the mug down.

(Y/N): Ok, I'm good.

Niffty: Good. NOW GIMME THAT HIT FACE!!!

She then launched herself at (Y/N) as he screamed fearfully from her craziness.

(Y/N): AAAAAAH!!!

And just like that, (Y/N) got tackled to the ground by Niffty giving him a multi-kiss attack.

The girls could only watch as Niffty began peppering his face with new fresh kiss marks.

Amaka: Lucky.

Amy: You're telling me.

Amy still had a lovestruck face on her, well, face, as well as smeared lipstick.

Mrs. Mayberry patted Amaka's shoulder affectionately.

Mrs. Mayberry: Don't worry, hun. You'll get your chance.

Helena: I don't have a thing to worry about. I give him kisses all the time!

Angela Dust: Licking his face like a puppy doesn't count, toots.

Helena pouted with her arms crossed as she gave a disappointed whimper.

Bendi then rose out of the floor from a puddle of ink with her own cup of coffee, chuckling in amusement.

Bendi: Looks like I have the rest of you all beat.

Vaggie: You're making it sound like a competition.

Bendi: Never said it was. I just find it entertaining.

Alastra: Now you're speaking my language. Hahahaha!

Niffty finally stopped kissing the hell (bah-dum-tss) out of (Y/N) with a cutesy smile on her face. (Y/N) looked like he got caught in a kissing tornado with a dopey grin on his face.

(Y/N): I feel like a rainbow!

Charlie: Um, (Y/N)? Shouldn't you and Amy be going to work today?

(Y/N): Blitza's giving us the day off to get over any hangovers we might have, and to relax since we had to work yesterday. Let's just say it involved a leprechaun. Don't ask why.

Then his phone rang as he stood up.

(Y/N): Hm? One second ladies. Hey, how's it going?

???: Hey, (Y/N). Long time no see. How's it going?

(Y/N): I'm doing great, actually. Why do you ask?

???: Well, because I heard through the grapevine that Kai broke up with you.

(Y/N): Oh yeah, that. I got over it after a while. Let's just say I found some people to move on with. Anyways, I'm gonna take an educated guess, and say you didn't just call to catch up with me, did you?

???: Well, Sherlock, I'm calling because Grandma Verdona is coming over to my house for a visit, and I was wondering if you had time today to come over.

(Y/N): Oh yeah, I got plenty of time. I'm currently free. I'll let you know when I stop by.

???: Ok, good. I'll see you here.

(Y/N): Alright, see ya.

???: Bye.

With that done with, they hung up. While putting his phone back in his pocket, (Y/N) turns around to see the girls stare at him like they're expecting something.

(Y/N): What?

Mrs. Mayberry: Who was that?

(Y/N): Oh, that was my cousin, Gwen. She called saying that grandma is coming over to her place for a visit, and wanted me to come over.

Charlie: I didn't know you had a cousin.

(Y/N): *merely shrugs* No one asked.

Suddenly (Y/N) was startled by Niffty wrapping her arms around his neck, latching onto him like a koala bear.

Niffty: OOOOOOOOOO! Can we come with you?! Can we?! Can we?! Can we?!

(Y/N): Whoa whoa whoa! Hold your horses, ya little gremlin. Look, I'd like to, but I don't know if it's a good idea.

Niffty: Awwwwwwww, why nooooot?

Niffty gave him a sad puppy eye in disappointment.

(Y/N): Don't get me wrong, I like you girls, but the rest of my family doesn't know I'm with more than over a dozen girls, demon girls to be more specific, and they don't know what I do for a living now. Frankly, I don't know how they'll react to the profession part, and that's what concerns me the most.

Charlie: Aw, you don't have to tell them that if it worries you that much. Besides, I think your family would be happy that you found people that make you happy, and vice versa.

(Y/N): Ok, I can't say no to that. But I'm gonna have to check in with Gwen first to see if it's alright.

The girls smiled at the thought of meeting his family, and (Y/N) called Gwen back.

(Y/N): Hey, Gwen, is it ok if I bring some people over?

Gwen: I guess, but who exactly are you bringing?

(Y/N) scratched the back of his head nervously before he answered.

(Y/N): Uuuuuuuuuuuh some friends I made, and also my girlfriends.

Gwen: Oh ok, that shouldn't be a problem- wait a minute? Did you say, girlfriends? As in plural?

(Y/N): Yep. Plural.

Gwen: You have more than one girlfriend?

(Y/N): Yeah, it's crazy I know, but they all really love me, and I love them too. But I gotta warn you, some of them are a bit, uh eccentric to a certain degree.

Gwen: Ok. As long as they don't break anything, and that they behave themselves, it's fine. How many people are coming over?

(Y/N): Weeeeeeeeeell, I lost track.

Gwen: Oh boy. I'll make sure we have enough snacks or something.

(Y/N): Thanks, cuz. I owe you one.

Gwen: You better.

The two then hung up.

(Y/N): Ok, now that just leaves contacting everyone else.

We now cut to sometime later in the human realm where (Y/N)'s car, Verosika's party bus, and her car, Charlie's white limousine, and I.M.P. van are parked at Gwen's house.

Everyone he's brought with is in human disguises. The ones that didn't know how to cast one or didn't have one at all were given temporary human disguises until they learn how to conjure one up themselves.

The ones he brought along are:

Charlie

Vaggie

Niffty

Husky

Alastra

Angela

Amy

Mrs. Mayberry

Amaka

Helena

Bendi

Vox

Velvette

Valentina

Verosika

Kiki

Apple

Coco

Milky

Vixen

Ace

Josh

Kat

Nova

Blitza

Millie

Moxxie

Loona

Octavia

Cherri Bomb

Madam Pentious

Stolara

Cerbera

Lin

Sallie May

Joe

Stella couldn't come because she was busy with something.

Before ringing the doorbell, (Y/N) has to go over a couple of things with them.

(Y/N): Now remember, everyone be in their best behavior while were here. No drinking, no drugs, no smoking, no trying to have sex, no shooting or stabbing anyone for stupid petty shit, no fighting unless it's necessary except if that reason is just because they're a dude that's existing, Vaggie I'm looking at you, and FINALLY! Do not tell them about my job. I really have no idea how they'll react to it, and I'm still on edge about it, especially since I haven't seen my Grandma in so long.

Everyone agreed with the terms, though Husky grumbled at the thought of there being no booze. With everyone in agreement, (Y/N) rang the doorbell, and waited for someone to open it.

The door opened to reveal his cousin Gwen.

(Y/N): Sup, Gwen?

Gwen: Hey, (Y/N). Glad you could make it.

(Y/N): Same. Anyways, these are my friends. The girls are my girlfriends.

Gwen's eyes practically bugged out of her head when she saw how many people he brought. There's thirty six people! He wasn't kidding when he said there was a lot.

Gwen: I never thought I'd say this, but holy shit (Y/N).

(Y/N): *chuckled at her reaction* It's my charm.

Gwen: Wait, is that Verosika Mayday?!?!

Verosika: *waves at Gwen with a wink* Hello.

(Y/N): Anyways, is Grandma Verdona here yet?

Gwen: Not yet. We're still waiting on her.

(Y/N): Oh, looks like we got here just in time. Can we come inside so that everyone can get acquainted?

Gwen: Of course.

Gwen led everyone inside, and into the living room.

Gwen: Mom, Dad, (Y/N) and his guests are here!

Gwens parents, Frank and Natalie Tennyson, entered the living room, and were shocked upon seeing how many people were there along with their nephew.

(Y/N): Hi uncle Frank, and aunt Natalie.

Frank: Hey, (Y/N). It's good to see you.

Natalie: How have you been?

(Y/N): I'm doing good.

Frank: When Gwen said you'd be bringing guests-

Natalie: -we didn't expect you to bring so many people.

(Y/N): Well, some of them are friends of mine, and the girls are my dates.

Frank & Natalie: Dates?!

(Y/N): Yep. It's a long story. Also, speaking of people, where's Ken?

Frank: Kenny should be on his way here.

Angela: Who's Kenny?

(Y/N): Kenny is also my cousin, and Gwen's older brother. He's a bit of a busy guy, so he's not around often.

They all then heard the honk of a vehicles doors being locked.

Natalie: Speaking of which, that must be him.

After a couple of seconds, Kenny, or Ken as he's sometimes called, walked in.

Kenny: Hey guys, I'm home- what the?

Kenny was surprised so see the amount of people here other than his parents, his sister, and his cousin who appears to be surrounded by the majority of the women.

Kenny: Uhh, did something happen? Why is there so many people here?

Gwen: Ask (Y/N).

(Y/N): Hey, Ken.

Kenny: Hey (Y/N). Long time no see? Whats with the amount of people here?

(Y/N): I invited them over because they wanted to see my family, and meet Grandma Verdona.

???: You called?

(Y/N): AH!!!

(Y/N) yelps in fright, and jumps into Charlies arms like Scooby-Doo, because his Grandma had suddenly appeared behind the couch.

Yep, you heard right. Grandma Verdona had arrived.

Verdona: Hello everyone! My my, I didn't expect so much company.

(Y/N): Oh, that's because of me, Grandma.

Verdona: Oh really? I hadn't realized you made so many friends.

(Y/N): Well, I'm friends with the guys, but the gals are my girlfriends.

Kenny: Wait, what?! Duuuuuuuude, my man!

Kenny gave (Y/N) a high-five, which (Y/N) returned.

Verdona could barely contain her glee the second she found out that her grandson has so many girlfriends. Especially knowing the possibility that she could have so many granddaughter in-laws.

Verdona: Eeee! (Y/N) I'm so happy for you!

She then embraced (Y/N) in a tight affectionate hug.

(Y/N): Uh, thanks Grandma.

Verdona: Do you have any babies yet?

(Y/N): Grandma!!!

Alastra: Sadly no, Mrs. Tennyson. But one day we will, right (Y/N)?

(Y/N): 😳

The girls chuckled as (Y/N) blushed at the thought. Then Niffty creepily appeared next to him with a shrunken pupil, and a tiny but cute smile on her face.

Niffty: Give us your babies.

(Y/N)'s mind:

Sometime later, everyone is just chatting in the living room, and catching up. So far, Gwen is doing good in her college classes, and Kenny is doing fine with whatever he's doing in life. Now its (Y/N)'s turn to tell how he's doing with life.

Frank: So, (Y/N). Have you been doing anything since you've graduated high school?

(Y/N) was a little nervous, but he knew what to say so it didn't give away WHERE he was staying.

(Y/N): Well, after an accident with a portal invention created by Phil, I met Cherri, and Angela in a street fight, don't ask about that, then afterwards I met Charlie and Vagatha, or Vaggie as she's often called, and they run a hotel together where they were kind enough to let me rent a room. Then afterwards I met Alastra, Husky, Niffty, and Bendi.

Verdona: What do you do to pay rent?

(Y/N): Well, I help around the hotel whenever they need it when I have nothing to do. But I mainly work with Blitza, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona in order to pay rent, and other things.

Natalie: What is your job exactly?

(Y/N) was about to answer, but Blitza actually managed that for him before he said anything.

Blitza: Currently it's a private business, so we're not ready to talk about our business practices outside the office until were more stable.

Blitza winked at (Y/N) as sign that she got it covered for him.

Natalie: Oh, ok?

At least Blitza didn't blow their cover.

Anyways, (Y/N) decided to change the subject.

(Y/N): Oh! I just realized that I didn't introduce everyone to each other.

He then lists off all of who came along with (Y/N), and he introduces his family to everyone.

As the introductions have been established, Verdona realized something.

Verdona: Wait, did you say that that's Octavia?

(Y/N): Yes, why?

Verdona: I can't believe I didn't recognize her! You two looked so adorable together when you were children!

Both (Y/N) and Octavia blushed in embarrassment.

Stolara: I know, right? Especially my darling, Via!

Octavia: Mom!

Stolara: Oh come now, you know it's true.

Octavia blushed, and pulled her beanie over her face from the embarrassment.

Verdona: Aw, how cute. Now who'd you say her name was again?

Verdona was talking about Amaka.

(Y/N) then realized a goof up. So he had to lie, and fast.

(Y/N): Uh, Amalla. Why do you ask?

Verdona: Well that's funny, because I could've sworn you said that her name is actually Amaka.

(Y/N) and Amaka began to look nervous, and sweat a little.

(Y/N): 😅 Uh, I didn't say that. Heh heh.

Verdona didn't seem to be buying it. So she pressed further.

Verdona: Really? Because she looks exactly the same as when you last saw each other. Before the incident.

(Y/N): What a weird and crazy coincidence!

(Y/N)s now sweating bullets.

Verdona: (Y/N). Don't you know that it's not nice to lie to your Grandma?

Gwen: Wait, what are you getting at, Grandma?

Verdona: Oh nothing. I just think (Y/N) is hiding something.

The way Verdona says it so sweetly, and carefree made (Y/N) all the more nervous. Heck, it even made everyone else nervous. Well, all except for Alastra, Bendi, and Rosie.

The silence became very uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that someone was bound to crack. In fact-

Amaka: 😖 OK FINE, IT'S ME!!!

Amaka covered her mouth after her outburst, and (Y/N) slumped over with a tired groan.

(Y/N): 😑 Dang it.

Natalie: What? B-But how? You died! There was a body, and everything!

Amaka: I-I-

Frank: Did you fake your death, and have us believe in a lie?

(Y/N): Guys, hold it! Don't go bombarding her with questions, I can explain.

Verdona: Allow me.

Suddenly, with a snap of her fingers, in a purple flash of light, everyones human disguise vanished.

(Y/N): 😨

Everyone besides Verdona: 😨

Blitza poked (Y/N)'s arm to get his attention.

Blitza: Can I curse now?

(Y/N): Proceed.

Blitza: *INHALES* FUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Frank: (Y/N) Kirby Tennyson, you owe us a BIG explanation.

(Y/N): Ok ok, you got me. It all started after Kai broke up with me

ReptileEdge: Hey it's me! I'm in place of a time card to pad out screen time!

Tykira-DX: So in the meantime, here's me and @ReptileEdge dancing.

After a rather long, and almost insane, explanation later, the family was honestly shocked.

(Y/N) had his head in his hands while no one said anything for a few minutes as they let it all sink in.

Frank pinches the bridge of his nose before speaking.

Frank: So let me get this straight: You find an alien watch that turns you into aliens, an alien robot attacks, and the portal sends you into hell, literally hell, then you meet the Princess of Hell, Lucifers daughter, and she runs a hotel to rehabilitates sinners then you get a job as an assassin to KILL PEOPLE in the living world. Did I miss anything?

(Y/N): No, that sums it up.

Frank: Why?! Just WHY would you take up a job for THAT specific purpose?!

(Y/N): In my defense, I don't go on EVERY assignment. Just the ones where the target is, to put it loosely, a complete piece of shit. Besides, I don't always kill an enemy. Have you seen the news in Atreno City?

(Y/N) shows a video of the news story of Whampire defeating Miss Heed.

Blitza: Don't forget that Rojo punk bitch.

(Y/N): How can I?

Frank: You're missing the point here, (Y/N)! Why would you-

That then spiraled into a four-way argument. Verdona, Kenny, and the girls and guys decided to keep quiet because they either didn't know what to say, or didn't have anything to say.

Then suddenly, the room began to glitch out with black blotches covering the walls as the sound of radio static and a liquid was heard, silencing everyone, and the distortion went away.

It's soon revealed that it was Alastra, and Bendi who caused that.

Alastra: Are you all done acting like children now?

The ones arguing quickly nodded their heads in agreement.

Alastra: Good! As entertaining as it is to watch you all squabble like a bunch of chickens in a pecking order, none of what you say will change my darlings mind.

(Y/N): T-thanks, Alastra.

Alastra affectionately patted his head with a cute smile.

Alastra: You're very welcome darling.

Then (Y/N) took a deep breath before he spoke up once again.

(Y/N): Look, guys. I get why you don't like what I'm doing, but you need to understand that I still have some morals when it comes to this. For example, Martha, I.M.P.s previous target, turned out to be a satanic cannibal, and the same goes with the rest of her family. We didn't know that beforehand, but she's also the one who ruined Mayberry's life. Then there's Lyle Lipton. Sure, he made a lot of technological advancements, but he also experimented on people who weren't as fortunate as him, and a couple of cherubs were trying to convince a piece of shit like him not to off himself. Which honestly, didn't matter because he would've ended up in hell regardless because of what he did. Then there's this assassin that tried to kill Stolara. I don't even want to get into the fact that we had to kill a killer leprechaun. Not to mention the real kicker is that someone is after the Omnitrix. Someone really bad. You don't have to like what I do, at all. But I need this because there's some good to it.

Gwen: What do you mean?

(Y/N): Well, the obvious answer would be my new friends and girlfriends. The second answer would be having the skills to protect those I care about. Thirdly, I may be an assassin, but I don't always have to kill. Fourthly, I also give those a chance to find happiness. Like when Charlie needed the extra support to help fulfill her dream, or when Amy and Pentious needed someone to fill the void of loneliness. In return, they filled the hole that Kai left in me.

Blitza: I'll be honest that's some of the cheesiest shit I've ever heard in my life. But as sappy as this sounds, that was touching.

Verdona: That was the sweetest thing I've ever heard you say, (Y/N).

Natalie: Wait, you're not mad at him for what he's doing?

Verdona: I never was. I was a little disappointed that he had to hide such things from his beloved Grandma, but I don't blame him. Besides, he's not the only one with secrets.

(Y/N): Excuse me?

With that said, Verdona hovered from where she stood, and her eyes glowed a bright pinkish purple. Then her own skin fell off from her as if it was a costume!

Underneath all of that revealed what Verdona truly looked like.

She has a dark purple silhouette with glowing white eye, and long neon purple pink hair made of energy.

Verdona: Ah, that's more like it.

(Y/N): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! Grandma is an alien?!

Vaggie: Your Grandma's an alien?!

(Y/N): Grandma's an alien!

Frank: Really, Mom?

Verdona: Oh don't be such a sourpuss, Frank. Besides, it doesn't matter to me that (Y/N)'s an assassin. I'm just happy that he's happy. So why can't you?

Kenny: I'm not even mad either, because today is the day that I found out that I have the coolest cousin EVER.

Frank took a deep breath to compose himself before he continued.

Frank: Ok, even though I disapprove of what you're doing as an assassin, I'll at least tolerate it for your sake.

Gwen: Same here, (Y/N).

Natalie: Me too.

(Y/N): Thanks guys. By the way, anyone else has a secret? It's only fair since me and grandmother shared ours.

Gwen: I guess I'll go.

(Y/N): Huh?

Verdona: Oh, you are going to love this, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Why? What is it?

Verdona: Just watch.

All eyes were on Gwen. Gwen's eyes glow pink and was enveloped in a pink aura. As the light died down, Gwen was now an energy being like Verdona but sporting blue cat-themed attire.

(Y/N): Woah!

Verdona: I see you're impressed?

(Y/N): How?

Gwen: Turns out I'm half Anodite.

(Y/N): Anodite?

Gwen: An energy being like grandma. But this isn't my full power though.

(Y/N): That's so cool! Wait, does Frank and Natalie know?

Frank: Yeah, we know.

Natalie: We were concerned at first, but we let it slide.

Verdona: Shame you couldn't develop your Anodite powers.

Everyone: 😨 What?!

(Y/N): Wait, are you saying that I'm an Anodite as well?!

Verdona: Yes, but only by 1%. Even though you have the Omnitrix, I still love nonetheless. Anodite or not.

(Y/N): Thanks, grandma V.

Verdona: Now that that's out of the way...

She then summoned a big book out of thin air.

Verdona: Who wants to see (Y/N)'s baby pictures?

The demon girls: WE DO!!!

(Y/N): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!

(Timeskip)

Verdona: And this is him sleeping in his onesie.

Demon girls: AWWWWWWWWW!!!

Verdona: And this is him taking his first bath.

Demon girls: AWWWWWWWW!!!

Charlie: He's so CUUUUUUTE!!!

(Y/N) is suffering the embarrassment by being bound by rope, and laying in both Amaka's and Octavia's laps.

Octavia: You saw my baby pictures, so consider this payback.

Niffty appeared beside him with the same creepy look from earlier.

Niffty: Give me your cute ass babies.

(Y/N)'s mind:

*Outro*

(Hope you enjoy, my sexy readers.)