Big Bendi Fans
(Y/N) can be seen walking down the sidewalk of Pentagram City. (Y/N) decided to go for a walk out on the town for some "me time". Unknown to the young hero, two demons (who are ink demon cultists like Sammy Lawrence), we're planning to sacrifice (Y/N) to please Bendi.
Demon #2: Is that him?
Demon #1: Yes, it is. Sacrificing him will please the ink demon. Did you get the knockout tool?
Demon #2: *Pulls out the tranquilizer gun*
Demon #1: Perfect. Let's get him.
The two sneak up to (Y/N). Unknown to the cultists, Someone was watching them.
Demon #1: Hey, kid.
(Y/N): Huh?
But before (Y/N) could react, they knock him out with a tranquilizer.
Narrator: 5 hours later
ReptileEdge: Can we hurry this up, Kira, I'm running out of time cards.
He wakes up to see that he's in an old-timey church with ink stains and Bendi memorabilia all over.
(Y/N): A church, in hell? Ima a Christian and even I find it laughable.
(Y/N) struggles until he realized he's tied up, and the two demons are doing a chant of some kind. Then they start calling out to Bendi.
(Y/N): What the hell?!
Demon #1: OH MIGHTY INK DEMON!
Demon #2: Oh mighty ink demon.
Demon #1: WE OFFER YOU THIS SACRIFICE!
Demon #2: We offer you this sack of rice.
Demon #1: CLEANS HIM OF ALL HIS IMPERFECTIONS!
Demon #2: Steer clear of all the intersections.
Demon #1: RETURN HIM TO HIS PERFECT STATE!
Demon #2: Take a left turn on the interstate!
Demon #1: DEMON TWO!!! SHUT UP!!!
Demon #2: Demon two, shut up.
But then Demon #1 notices that (Y/N) isn't tied up in the chair, or the chair at all.
Demon #1: Wait, WHERE DID HE GO?!
The two hear slurping, and turn to see (Y/N) leaning against a post while drinking a smoothie.
(Y/N): Sup.
Demon #1: Uh, what'cha got there?
(Y/N): A smoothie.
Demon #2: Where ya get it?
(Y/N): Oh, she gave it to me after she untied me. And she's not happy with you two.
Demon #1: She who?
(Y/N): Oh, where are my manners? Guys, let me introduce you to my girlfriend, Bendi.
(Y/N) then points behind the duo, and they turn to see a very pissed-off Bendi smiling like a maniacal Yandere girl.
Bendi: Hello, Boys~. So, you think you can sacrifice MY boyfriend and get away with it? That's it, now I'm MAD!
The two then scream in terror as she proceeds to beat the ever-living crap out of them, and (Y/n) merely watches while drinking his smoothie.
(Y/N): 💭 God, I love this woman.
Demon #1: My clavicles! (Technical term for collarbones.)
Demon #2: *in SMG4 Bob's voice* Ow, my ovaries!
Bendi walks over to (Y/N).
Bendi: Are you okay, darling?
(Y/N): Thanks to you, Bendi. I owe you one.
Bendi: I'll hold on to that for a future date in time, darling~!
(Y/N): 😳 *gulp*
(Credit to @ReptileEdge for the mini-chapter. If you have any ideas for a mini-chapter, let me know.)
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