An Egg-Cellent Special
*Intro*
Today starts off on a casual day, or as casual as it can get down in hell, and we open today at the building where I.M.P. resides.
It's been a quiet day, and so far no one has called in for a kill. So everyone is either just sitting around, or doing something that seemed productive. Be it work related or not.
Like what (Y/N) is doing for example. Its not work related, but he's doing something.
Moxxie and Millie became curious, because he's been on his phone almost as long as Loona today.
Moxxie: Hey, (Y/N)? What are you doing?
(Y/N): Well, I know people down here don't really celebrate it down here, but I figured I'd get everyone something for Easter. Let's just say it's gonna be egg-cellent.
Loona: Boooooooo, puns.
Millie: Aww, that's sweet! You know, we could paint eggs together with Moxxie. All you have to do is paint them white~.
(Y/N) was a bit confused by what she was implying.
(Y/N): Wait, what?
He then notices Moxxie's face blushing pretty bad, and he put the pieces together.
(Y/N): Wait, you mean?
His eyes go wide, and he blushes deeply. Millie purrs seductively at him while rubbing Moxxies chest with her tail.
(Y/N): Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-
*BOOM!*
Everyones attention is soon brought to a loud boom coming from somewhere outside.
They all look outside to see a plume of smoke coming from nearby in the city.
(Y/N): The heck was that?
Loona: Probably demons who blew some shit up from being butt hurt over petty shit turned gang war either that or an accident.
*BOOM*
Another boom went off, followed by more smoke.
Blitza bursts in, and looks out the window to see whats going on.
Blitza: What the hell is up with the racket out there?!
Moxxie: Not a clue, ma'am.
Then a couple of cars and demons were tossed into the air.
Millie: Whatever it is, something is causing havoc over there.
(Y/N): I'm gonna go check it out.
Blitza: If you're going, then so are we. But first are we gonna ride in your car?
(Y/N) smirks, and jingles his car keys.
Later, (Y/N)'s car arrives on the scene with the I.M.P. crew. They get out to see what was causing the destruction, and see a giant demonic rabbit on a rampage.
The demon rabbit monster is as big as a public bus. It has a large mouth filled with sharp teeth, covered in white fur, a grey leathery underside, sharp black claws, a pair of arms with two sets of legs (the last pair facing backwards), green pupil-less eyes with another pair on its bottom jaw, and another pair on it's chest.
The rabbit demon roared as it continued to wreck shit.
(Y/N): Oh man, thats one fugly looking Easter Bunny.
Moxxie: I don't think we can take that thing without getting mauled.
Moxxies point is proven when a gang of imps tried to shoot it, only for it to turn around, and start mauling them.
(Y/N): True. Luckily, you gals got me.
He then activated the Omnitrix, and begins to choose an alien. He then finds a silhouette of one he doesn't recognize.
(Y/N): Let's see what this new guy can do.
He slams down the dial, and transforms in a flash of bright light.
The new alien form looks like a mix between an anthropomorphic rabbit, and a kangaroo. He has cyan colored fur, really long ears, a long tail that zigzags up and down, digitigrade legs, pupil-less green eyes, really bushy green eyebrows, four fingers on each hand, three toes on each foot, a lighter cyan colored muzzle with a dark cyan colored nose, buck teeth like a rabbit, and a black and green suit. The omnitrix is on his chest, the suit is black on his left with green circles on his knuckles, ankles, and side of his hip. Its the opposite on his right, with the suit being green on his, and black circles. Only his hands, toes, tail, head, and upper arms are exposed. The nails on his fingers and toes on his left are black, and the ones on his right are green. Finally, the center of the suit is white from the collar to the bottom of the torso, and has a white band around the waist.
(Y/N): Eh? Well then, talk about irony, mate. Oh sweet, sound Australian! Crikey!
The green flash however, had attracted the attention of the demon rabbit. It roared as it spotted its new targets.
Blitza: Ah dammit, it sees us!
(Y/N): Well, I guess now is as good a time as any time test this bloke out!
As if on instinct, (Y/N) crouched then leaped into the air towards the rabbit demon with a jump kick. His foot collided with the rabbits face, and surprisingly, the monster was sent tumbling back from such a powerful kick.
(Y/N): Guess this bloke never slips leg day.
The rabbit got back up, and began to charge (Y/N).
(Y/N): Back for seconds already?
He then jumped over the charging rabbit once it was close enough, and grabbed it by the ears. He then pulled with all his might, and flipped the rabbit over (Y/N)'s back, then slammed it onto the ground.
(Y/N): How about thirds?
He then flipped the rabbit over and slammed it onto the ground again.
(Y/N): Maybe fourths?
(Y/N) flipped and slammed the rabbit demon again.
(Y/N): Or maybe Fifths! Sixths! Sevenths! Eighths! Ninths! Tenths!
He slammed the rabbit each time he said a number placement. After tenths he spun the rabbit around, and threw the monster down the street for a couple of blocks.
(Y/N): Now for the real kicker, mate!
He crouched once again before he jumped into the air. Only this jump was so powerful that he created a sonic boom!
He jumped so high above the city, and then began falling towards his target. The rabbit demon.
Speaking of which, the rabbit demon finally shook off its dazed state, and looked around to see what happened to its opponent. It then looked up, and saw (Y/N) falling towards it.
(Y/N): HERE COMES WHOEVER I CALL MYSELF!!!
He was coming in hot with the sickest kick imaginable! The rabbit stared back with a worried look on its face that said oh shit.
When (Y/N) made contact with the rabbit, a loud boom was heard as the street got destroyed from both of them plowing into the pavement!
A crater is seen, and in that crater is a dead rabbit monster with its blood splattered in the crater with a hole inside the rabbit. Then bursting out of the hole is a blood soaked (Y/N) in his new alien form, and he practically flew over the street until he landed back with the group.
(Y/N): WOO! Any of you blokes see that?! That was wild!
Moxxie: You took that thing out like it was nothing!
(Y/N): With this new alien form, that bloke had no idea what hit him!
Blitza: What's with the Aussie accent?
(Y/N): Part of the voice change whenever Im a new alien.
(Y/N): Now I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a shower.
After Blitza decided to call it a day since no one was calling in today, and (Y/N) had just kicked the ever living shit out of a demonic rabbit monster.
(Y/N) arrives back at the Hazbin Hotel after he took a quick shower at Moxxie and Millie's place, and getting his clothes cleaned.
He enters the hotel, and is greeted by Charlie.
Charlie: Hey, (Y/N)! You're back early.
(Y/N): Yeah it was a slow day, so Blitza decided to call it a day. Well that, and I just killed a rampaging demon rabbit monster thing.
Charlie: You mean the one you killed with your new alien form?
(Y/N): Howd you know about my new alien?
Charlie: It was on the news.
(Y/N): Oh. That makes sense.
(Y/N) then noticed a pair of small demon goats with red fur (one being light red, and one being dark red), bat-like wings, cream colored faces, red eyes, hooves, black curved goat horns with pink lines going up them, tuxedos, and their tails end in trianglular tips.
(Y/N): Hey, Charlie. Who are these two?
Charlie: Hm?
She looked off to the side to see who he's talking about.
Charlie: Oh! That's Razzle and Dazzle! They're my personal body guards. You haven't met them yet?
(Y/N): I think I'd recall seeing two flying goat demons in tuxedos if I ever saw them. In short, I never met them until now.
Charlie: Well it's time you did. Oh girls!
Razzle and Dazzle get called over, and they fly next to Charlie.
Charlie: Girls, meet (Y/N) Tennyson. (Y/N) Tennyson, meet Razzle and Dazzle.
They both gasped in awe at seeing THE (Y/N) Tennyson! The only living human in hell, and a human who can transform into different aliens!
Razzle is the light red one, and Dazzle is the dark red one.
Razzle: *Gasp!* THE (Y/N) Tennyson?!
Dazzle: The only living human in hell?!
Razzle & Dazzle: Who can also transform into different forms?!
(Y/N): Yep, that's me.
Razzle & Dazzle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The two squealed like two fan girls in pure glee, and giddiness. They then each pulled out a notebook, and a pen.
Razzle: Can we have your autograph?!
(Y/N) shrugged, because he figured why not.
(Y/N): Sure.
He then signed each notebook, and handed them back to them.
They squealed in delight, and then hugged both sides of his face as they thanked him.
Razzle & Dazzle: THANKYOU,THANKYOU,THANKYOU!!!
They then gave him a kiss on both cheeks before they zipped away.
(Y/N): Well, that was something?
Charlie: Speaking of something, what do you plan on calling your new alien?
(Y/N): Im thinking Buck Wild.
Charlie: Ooooo! How'd you come up with that?
(Y/N): Because his accent reminds me of how Buck talked in the third Ice Age movie. That, and my new form is pretty strong and wild.
Charlie: Oh, ok!
Later that day, (Y/N)'s Easter surprise had been delivered to every girl he knew, including his friends.
They weren't necessarily Easter baskets, but more like gift baskets with stuff each of them like.
Just to name a few examples, Verosika got some alcoholic chocolate in hers, and a chibi plushie of Whampire.
Mrs. Mayberry chocolate covered strawberries, and a chocolate bunny.
Vaggie got a new spear, and also a couple of chocolate oranges.
Charlie and Velvette got the first plush additions of Buck Wild, and well as various sweets.
Needless to say, the girls are pretty happy to have a guy like (Y/N) in their lives.
*Outro*
Poll
Since I decided to add (Y/N) 10,000 to the story, I'll let you guys decide which version I should use for the story:
1. (Y/N) 10,000 (Original) (V1)
2. (Y/N) 10,000 (Original) (V2)
3. (Y/N) 10,000 (UAF)
4. (Y/N) 10,000 (Omniverse)
5. (Y/N) 10,000 (Reboot)
(Credit to @ReptileEdge for helping with this special. Happy late Easter, my sexy readers.)
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