The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street. (Y/N) on her iPad in the passenger seat, playing some games about beaches.

"I love this song!" Blitzo started to poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong'' on the radio, "You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!" He sang.

Loona is shown sitting in the back, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

https://youtu.be/xzScc1Tj8Ys

Blitzo: Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare...

"Come On, Lovely!" He smiled, nudging (Y/N).

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

(Y/N): Thooought it might be love, but you went--

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

"Oh Shit! Fuck..." Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop.

Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

"Fuck...that's an amazing license plate..." (Y/N) stares at the license plate, "Yours seriously doesn't compare, Blitzo.."

"Hey! It does..." Blitzo crossed his arms in jealousy, "Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!" He pulls out a megaphone and yells into it, Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" He shouted.

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitzo looked shocked still.

"Fucccccccck...She's fucking smoking..." (Y/N)'s jaw drops.

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"Blitz-o..." Verosika smirked before her eyes shifted to (Y/N), "And a small cutie.." She winked as (Y/N) slowly turned red.

Blitzo growled and held (Y/N) close, "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo and (Y/N) falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up, checking if (Y/N) was okay as well, "...three Rings DOWN!" He yelled.

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts..." Verosika smirked.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blitzo laughed.

"Oh..I love Beelzejuice!" (Y/N) looked excited with no smile.

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically as she walks up to (Y/N), "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups..." Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb and hands the bottle to (Y/N) who squeals quietly.

[Small Note: I'm making (Y/N) here a fan of Verosika, sorry if your not]

"So, your sister says 'Hi'..." Verosika smiled evilly.

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika, "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blizto yelled, still holding (Y/N) close.

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it..." Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground, "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..." Verosika plays with (Y/N)'s hair.

Loona watches from the van, "No way..." Her jaw drops.

"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break..." Verosika crossed her arms.

Blitzo pulled (Y/N) back towards him, "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" He yelled.

Verosika removes her sunglasses, "Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..." She whined.

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Verosika and Blitzo yelled together

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo complained.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock..." Verosika flips him the bird, "See you Cutie..." She hands (Y/N) two tickets as she walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

Blitzo follows Verosika, jealous, "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..." A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.

"You'll what?" He growled lower.

Blitzo glances around and stutters in fear, "Or I'll... uh... uh, I...I'll call HR!" He yelled.

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well..." Verosika leaves with her bodyguard as she glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off and looking back, "Ta-ta, fuck stain.." She waved and looked at (Y/N), "If you want a real fucking great time...come to me.." She flirted before leaving.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that..." Blitzo hugged (Y/N) close, "I haven't even done that..." He muttered.

Loona kicks the van door open and steps out, "You know Verosika Mayday?!" She yelled.

"YEAH! DO YOU?" (Y/N) yelled as well.

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated..." He gulped.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie questioned.

Moxxie opens the van door and steps out, "You dated a pop star?!" He questioned.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitzo groaned.

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?" (Y/N) stated.

"It's you?" She questioned.

"I just..." Moxxie scratches his head, "Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?" Moxxie asked.

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives..." Blitzo placed his chin on (Y/N)'s head.

"You do that all the time, sir!" Moxxie complained.

"Come on, you kinda do that..." She nudged.

"You totally do that..." Loona complained as well.

"Truth..." (Y/N) nodded.

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.

"What was sex with her like?" Millie giggled.

"Millie!" Moxxie yelled, taken aback.

"Was it hot?" (Y/N) questioned, her eyes sparkling.

"(Y/N)!" Moxxie exclaimed, blushing a bit at her eyes.

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like..." Millie snickers.

"Oh Rely?" (Y/N) looked at Moxxie with an intrigued look.

Moxxie was about to scold Millie and (Y/N) but changed his mind, "...Touché..." He sighed.

"Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j..." Blitzo took a deep breath, "...find a temporary spot for that truck...." He tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side, "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, (Y/N)...let's go handle this shit..." Blitzo walked off, too upset to hold (Y/N)'s hand, so Moxxie did.

[Just to let y'all know- Moxxie and Millie have discussed their love for (Y/N) in private. They both are okay with showing affection to her, consent from their S.O. was important in this step. So no, Moxxie isn't cheating since Millie would do the exact same! ^^]

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The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie, Blitzo, and (Y/N) stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.

"Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!" Loona asked, looking at (Y/N) nervously.

"You look fine, Loona..." (Y/N) smiled tiredly.

Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes, "Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always..." Blitzo smiled more.

"Shut UP, da..." Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

"Urgh! Blitzo!" She growled.

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

"Oof! Oh. Woah..." Loona's whole body goes red.

Vortex glances down at Loona. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out. He shoots (Y/N) a small glance and winks.

(Y/N) blushed a bit, "Hot Damn..." She looked away as Moxxie pulled her close, growling under his breath.

Blitzo clenched his teeth in jealousy, "Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?" He forced a smile.

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

"She's in her office, there wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one...It's cheaper..." Vortex stated.

"Oh, COME ON!" Blitzo yelled loudly.

"It is much bigger..." Moxxie stated.

"That's what she said..." (Y/N) smirked and crossed her arms.

[If u know what Asmr this comes from...YAS :3]

Vortex scoffs, "Sorry, man..." Vortex walks away.

"Oh, no you don't, bitch..." Blitzo muttered.

"Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..." Moxxie holds (Y/N) with a nervous smile, blushing.

Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of..." Moxxie was interrupted.

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!" Blitzo yelled as he turned away.

Moxxie and (Y/N) heads over to Verosika's office, "Alrighty, then..." He stated.

Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside with (Y/N) behind him. The silhouettes of Moxxie, (Y/N), Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? We work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because.." Moxxie started, but as always, interrupted.

Coco points to Moxxie, Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!" They giggle, "And the one next to him is just as cute!!" Coco teased.

"Please don't condescend us, ma'am. I..." Moxxie wanted to protect (Y/N) but she was pulled from him.

"Want a kissy, little girly?" Josh smirked.

"A kind offer, but... I'm not into that...Affection isn't my best subject..." (Y/N) stated.

The gang of demons surround Moxxie and (Y/N).

"Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?" Verosika walked out and stared at them.

The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie and (Y/N) to sexually assault them.

Moxxie screams, "Don't touch her!" He wrapped himself around (Y/N).

Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window, "Moxxie, don't let them access any of your holes!" He yelled.

Moxxie grabs (Y/N)'s hand and races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.

Moxxie stuttered and shaken, "I... I gotta go lie down... now..." Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen.

"Lovely, Are you alright?" Blitzo seemed worried, and looked between her and Moxxie.

"Mhm..." (Y/N) walked over to Moxxie and kissed his cheek, "Thanks Moxxie..." She smiled a bit.

Moxxie's whole body went red as he went out-cold. As Blitzo was done with his lovely almost getting assaulted while Moxxie did.

"Oh, this won't STAND!" Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice, "Alright...! FUCKING THAT'S IT!" He yelled as he stomped toward Verosika, "If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge!" Blitzo muttered to himself, "Fuck, I said that twice." He sighed.

"Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?" Kiki laughed.

Verosika chuckled, "I think he is!" Verosika leans in toward Blitzo, "What's the game then, Blitz-o?" She crossed her arms.

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day..." Blitzo smirked.

The succubi laughed. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika laughed, "Oh, you're serious?" She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper, "Game on... bitch...Oh...and if I win?" She smirks, "The Baby Kitten...is mine for a whole night.." She flirted before leaving.

"Fuck..." Blitzo muttered under his breath.

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Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients..." Blitzo smirked.

The animated drawings on the paper show (Y/N), Blitzo, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

"We portal up..." Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers as the I.M.P figures fall down, "We have our fun murder time as per usual!"

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns. (Y/N) was back in the headquarters on her tablet as intel.

"We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.." The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads 'S.S. Cum Gutter', "We push said canoe into some water" Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Still, all of the images, (Y/N) was in the headquarters doing nothing.

"We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit..Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!" Blitzo smirked.

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals. (Y/N), still at headquarters.

"They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..." The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat, (Y/N) making out with Blitzo, "We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..." Blitzo blushed at the drawings of him and (Y/N) making out.

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

"Do you have... any questions?" Blitzo throws a pointer stick through a window.

"Uh, yeah...Why was that nonsense?" Moxxie asked.

Blitzo walks over to Moxxie, "That wasn't a question..." He crossed his arms.

"That wasn't a plan..." Moxxie stated.

Blitzo puts a hand around Moxxie, "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox...It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs..." He laughed.

"A what now?" Moxxie looked more confused.

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you.." Blitzo begins poking Moxxie in the chest, "..talentless baby dicked troll?!" He laughed.

Moxxie climbs onto the table in anger, "Well, why don't you.." Moxxie points at Blitzo and points at him, "...take an art class?" He yelled.

Blitzo grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair, "Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!" Blitzo yelled back.

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked.

"Yeah...Why can't I go either...All I saw was me here..." (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie...Sorry Lovely... Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls... You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!" Blitzo petted (Y/N) and Loona's head.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera. (Y/N) looked in the same direction confused as the camera showed nothing.

'The Hell?' (Y/N) seemed more confused and it was as if things glitched.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easily enough...Just let me tag along..." Loona stated.

"Hey...same!" (Y/N) agreed.

"Wait, say that again..." Blitzo asked.

"We can... blend in...?" Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

"Do you two have a human disguise?" Millie asked, her eyes sparking at (Y/N).

"Yeah. Don't you?" (Y/N) asked.

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

"You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!" Loona yelled.

"Well...(Y/N) has as well...but I guess..." Moxxie tried to find a way not to blame (Y/N).

"Okay, new plan!" Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel.

It shows Loona and (Y/N) surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

"Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest....Okay, how about that?" Blitzo forced a smile, "And...Lovely too...I guess..." He groaned.

"Flawless logic.." Millie's eye twitched a bit.

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir...Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going to massacre!" Moxxie stated.

"I got that covered, Mox..." Blitzo smirked.

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading 'Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!' with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

"Now... we wait..." Blitzo sits back.

"Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!" Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer.

Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

"Now, who's first?" Blitzo smirked smugly.

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. (Y/N), Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Lovely?" Blitzo smiled.

(Y/N) skims a long list in her hands and as Loona gives it a sniff.

"Got it." The two stated as Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, they transform into a human version of themselves.

The imps stare in shock.

"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!" Loona glares at Blitzo, "I am so proud. Now, fetch!" Blitzo watched Loona walk off as he looked at (Y/N), "YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY!!! MARRY ME!!" He fanboyed as he noticed (Y/N) was gone.

Millie and Moxxie were blushing the whole time.

Loona and (Y/N) peers in front of them, Loona target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses as (Y/N) follows. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. (Y/N) motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads the two into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab (Y/N) in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona and (Y/N) a thumbs up.

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In the next shot, a blonde man runs to (Y/N) in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss (Y/N), but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.

Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

"That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many..." Blitzo smirked, pulling (Y/N) onto his lap.

"Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" Verosika spoke on a microphone.

The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

"Verosika!" The fanboy cheered.

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard..." Verosika launches into 'Vacay to Bonetown'.

'Fuck you Blitzo' appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.

Verosika: Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town.

The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing. (Y/N) even started to squirm a bit on Blitzo's lap, making him red.

[This is an effect of (Y/N) in her human form.]

Verosika (off-screen): V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Horn't up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D...

"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" Blitzo tried not to blush even more with (Y/N)'s hotness right now.

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo points to the vomiting man, holding onto (Y/N), "He on the list, Loonie?" He asked.

"Huh? Yeah... I...I think so..." A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

"Good!" Blitzo takes out a red and black axe, handing (Y/N) over to Moxxie and Millie.

(Y/N) leaned on Millie's chest as she touched Moxxie's chest. The two blushed wildly.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" The man laughs.

"Yeah... pretty cool, huh?" Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe, offscreen.

"But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where..?" Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight.

Her outline flashes. He panics.

"Wha...Wha...Wh..." Blitzo looks distraught, tears in his eyes, "WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!" He yelled.

Millie points to the stage as she pulls (Y/N) closer, "Look!" She pointed.

Loona is seen walking towards the Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in

'Vacay to Bonetown' but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage.

A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

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Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

"Heyyyy... you...!" Loona smiled nervously.

"Oh, hey...You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex..." Vortex smirked.

"Yeah..." Loona chuckles, "Sorry if that's weird..." She smiled nervously still.

"It's cool...Her beef ain't mine...I'm not paid enough to care!" Vortex crossed his arms.

Loona looked away nervously, "Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!" She put her hand out.

"Okay..." Vortex mimics Loona nervous tone and smiles, "I'm Vortex!" He laughed a bit.

"That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?" Loona bites lip nervously.

"Uh, yeah..." Vortex chuckles, "I guess, but my friends call me Tex..." He pointed some finger guns at her.

"Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends..." Loona chuckles nervously, "I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends...I mean...I have...(Y/N)..." Loona smiles before Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

"Am I... interrupting something?" Blitzo forced a smile.

"Nah, man. Just having a conversation..." Vortex smirked.

Blitzo pokes Vortex, "...'Conversation' leads to HPV!" He yelled.

The scene changes to Moxxie and Millie hiding behind metal barrels. (Y/N) is all over Moxxie, starting to kiss his neck. Moxxie was still red.

"And... we've lost him..." Moxxie sighs, "It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list..." Moxxie handed (Y/N) to Millie.

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the money!" Millie blushed wildly as (Y/N) kissed her neck, "S...Should we fix (Y/N) first?" Millie asked.

"I...I'm not sure...should we?" Moxxie looked nervous but wanted more of this lustful (Y/N).

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more. As Millie picked (Y/N) up and ran still.

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"Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!" Loona yelled.

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job..." Blitzo crossed his arms.

"What, I can't have a break?" Loona growled.

"We have a parking spot on the line!" Blitzo declared, "And (Y/N) as well!!" He huffed.

"Hey, dude... Why don't you chill out?" Vortex crossed his arms as well.

"Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!" Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse, "Literally!" He sighed.

Loona groans in frustration, fixes her bangs, "Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!" Loona rolled her eyes.

"Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!" Blitzo yelled.

"Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!" Loona yelled back.

"It still counts!" Blitzo cried out.

"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"

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Millie and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. Millie holds (Y/N) close. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!" Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air.

Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust. The two decided it would be best to leave (Y/N) in the barrel of beer.

"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!" The woman groaned.

"Oh, crumbs!" Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

"I got it!" Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer.

The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

"Beer possum! Beer possum!" Skool cheered off-screen.

"Get ready to get fucked up! Ready to get fuuucked!" A party-goer yelled off-screen.

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Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.

"Uh... Blitzo... I'm..." Loona tried to speak.

"Enjoy your break, Loonie... I'm gonna go kill something or find my Lovely...At least she cares..." Blitzo walked off.

"Ugggh..." Loona groaned.

"Damn, girl. That was savage..." Vortex places a comforting hand on her shoulder, "You okay?" He asked.

Loona blushes, "Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does..." She smiled.

Vortex chuckles, "I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least....Mmm! Takes guts..." He smiled a bit.

"Thanks..." Loona smiled softly.

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Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie and (Y/N) burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

"Moxxie! Sweetheart!!" Millie yelled.

Moxxie who is drunk, "Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em.." He makes smooching noises.

"Yo Mills.." (Y/N) was back to her demon form and happily back to normal, drinking some beer.

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

"Ooooh! Fish..." Moxxie giggled.

The monster wraps its tongue around (Y/N), pulls her closer and closes its mouth.

"Well...isn't this fanservice worthy..." (Y/N) pokes at the tongue.

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing (Y/N) punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward (Y/N), who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of her and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. (Y/N) smiles, closes her eyes. She lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

"I love that woman.." Moxxie's tail makes a heart shape.

"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" Blitzo snickered as he nuzzles his face into (Y/N)'s neck, "Oooh...How I missed you, Lovely!" He smiled happily.

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

"Get It, Mills!" (Y/N) cheers.

"Is Mox and (Y/N) okay?" Millie asked.

"Oh, yeah. They're fine!" Blitzo smirked.

Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.

"Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky..." Moxxie seems more drunk.

Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

"Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.." While Blitzo says this, he's cuddling (Y/N).

"Blitz-o..." Verosika smirked evilly.

"Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!" Blitzo growls, protecting (Y/N).

"That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?" Verosika smirked.

"I don't think this belonged to any of us..." Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky, "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world...." Millie smiled evilly.

Moxxie laughs, "Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!" He continues laughing drunkenly.

"Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!" Verosika yelled.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaay!! I'm not a nasty-ass gremlin!!" (Y/N) swings herself around, she's drunk after 50 bottles of beer.

Moxxie faceplants into the sand, "A human called me a possum. I am not a..." He faceplants again, "...possum!" Millie then picked her husband up.

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space...and keep (Y/N)..." Blitzo smirked, muttering the last bit.

"...Fine..." Verosika rolled her eyes, "But I won't give up on the cutie..." She crossed her arms.

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!" (Y/N) laughs triumphantly.

"Fuck YEAH!" Millie cheered.

"IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!" Blitzo laughed.

Verosika scoffs, "Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!" She walked off.

"Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime..." Vortex smirked.

"Really? I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah...." Loona smiled happily.

"Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties..." As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection.

Loona looked down dejectedly, "Nice. Can't wait for my first one." She looked away.

Vortex chuckles, "Let's get you some friends, girl..." Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika

Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitzo as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.

"Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!" Blitzo smiled.

"I'M SO FUCKING HIGH!!!!" (Y/N) raises her arms drunkenly, curling up in Blitzo's arms.

The I.M.P. go through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backwards. Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eyes twitch.

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Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.

"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!" A policeman yelled.

"Alright, sluts." Verosika raises her hands in the air in defeat and dismay, "Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick." She sighed annoyed.

Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat.

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During the credits, Blitzo sings over the rest of "Mustang Dong", his voice cracking heavily on the final line.

"Oh, my god! I just went through puberty twice!" Blitzo yelled.

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After the credits, (Y/N) was laying on the couch, suffering a hangover. While she lays there, she goes on her iPad and tries to search up her own name. But as always, nothing. The world glitches again.

"Shit..." (Y/N) placed the iPad down near her and looked defeated, "What the hell is going on?" She groans.

"Hey Sweets..." Moxxie entered, "Wanna talk about something?" He carefully picks up her head and places it on his lap.

(Y/N) seems nervous, "Do you feel like...everything you do...is something you've seen before?" (Y/N) asked.

"Like what?" Moxxie asked.

"Using a shotgun...it seems so familiar...but when I started here...when I was found...I never once saw a shotgun..." (Y/N) had tears in her eyes.

Millie slowly opens the door and enters the room.

"I can turn human like Loona but I'm an imp...I...I'm not like you and Millie...or Blitzo...I'm not red and white...I'm (f/color) and (second/f/color)...." (Y/N) cried, "What am I..?" She curled up on Moxxie's lap and cried.

"Sweetheart...You are someone very important to us..." Millie got on her knees in front of (Y/N)'s crying face, "No matter who or what you are...We will always love you..." Millie smiled sweetly and wiped (Y/N)'s tears, before kissing her forehead.

"Millie is right, Sweets...We'll always be here for you..." Moxxie petted (Y/N)'s head until she fell asleep.

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The scene changes to one of the seven rings as someone on the throne smirks, "Seems like we've finally found our fallen angel..." A small smile appeared.

"I hope we see you sooon, Sugar Ball!" That was all that was said.

The screen went to black.