Short Two - Mission: Antarctica
The short opens up with a shot of a desk in the I.M.P Headquarters. A contract for an unknown target described as a man-eating beast is thrown onto the desk. The scene then changes to a portal opening up in Antarctica, with (Y/N), Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie falling out.
Blitzo smiled, "Ah, that was a big jump."
"It wasn't that bad." (Y/N) fixes her hair.
Millie whimpers, "Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off!" Blitzo shivers, "Where is that thing supposed to be?:
"The client said it was near the research station." Millie informed him.
Moxxie shivered as well, "Th-th-th-that research station?"
Cut to an exterior shot of McMurdo station, its door is seen being repeatedly opened and closed. Blitzo exhales and starts shivering.
"The fuck!" (Y/N) grumbles and yawns, shivering, "If this cold keeps up, Imma fall asleep."
"Oh crumbs, that can't be good." Moxxie gulps.
"Oh sh- yikes, yi-" Blitzo looked around.
The station is full of dead bodies of people killed in a gruesome fashion.
Moxxie seemed shocked, "What happened here?"
"These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this." Millie stutters.
"Hey! This was o-o-our job." (Y/N) examined the dead bodies.
"What and/or who could've done this?" Moxxie asked.
A roar is heard outside the station, and Blitzo turns to see the silhouette of what the imps believed to be responsible for the killings.
"Uh, that, probably. Okay, Lovely get the long distances, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, I got it here." Blitzo ordered before turning to (Y/N) nervously, "P...Please."
"Fine." (Y/N) takes out her rifle.
Moxxie nods, "Yes, sir." He gets in position
Moxxie scopes in and sees a giant leopard seal running towards them.
"Y-you got him, Mox?" Blitzo asks.
"Yes sir." Moxie nods.
Blitzo smirked, "Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!"
Blitzo starts firing at the monster, but fails to hurt it significantly. Moxxie misses the first shot, but takes a deep breath and fires again, blowing the monster's head clean off. (Y/N) shoots a few of them with her rifle as she stands back near the dead bodies.
"Guess he met his match, heh-heh. Eat shit in Hell, polar slut!" Blitzo laughed, "Good job, Mox, Lovely, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole."
Millie paused, "Hold it, Blitzo. Look at these marks. They weren't made by no bullets. And here, bite marks."
"Sh-sh-sh-shit!" Blitzo shivered and groaned.
"Uh, what? What's the problem?" Moxxie asked.
"I agree...What the hell does this have to do with anything?" (Y/N) questioned.
"This slut wasn't running toward us!" Blitzo answered.
"He was running away... from something else..." Millie gulped.
Moxxie notices something, "Look!"
***
Cut to a penguin on top of a glacier, with blood below its beak, angrily staring at the imps.
"A penguin?" (Y/N) questioned, dumbfounded.
"Drop him!" Moxxie fires his sniper rifle and kills the penguin, "Shit." A whole huddle of penguins show up, "Fuck, that's like ten."
"We can't kill Penguins, murderous Penguins, we'd probably get canceled for that." (Y/N) yells.
Millie smiled, "Well, maybe those ones are nice."
"Who are they?" The Penguin uses sign language.
"Oh. They use Sign Language! I can understand them...Oliver uses Sign Language too!" (Y/N) smirked.
"Who are they? Who are they?" Another Penguin signed.
"Who are they?" One other penguin asks as the Penguin uses sign language to say slurs.
(Y/N) gasped, "The hands on those penguins!"
"They're not! RUUUN!" Blitzo yelled.
The penguins start following them by a colony consisting of hundreds. They show a mouth full of sharp teeth.
"Mox! Come on!" Millie pulled Moxxie along.
The imps enter the research station and Blitzo barricades it with furniture. The huddle of penguins try to break inside, while saying slurs.
"Sir, uh, could you get us out of here?" Moxxie asked.
Blitzo is on the ground, rubbing the crystal, trying to make it work, while (Y/N) kept a lookout and held up the number of incoming Penguins, Moxxie is shooting at the penguins and Millie is holding the barricades.
Blitzo's voice was barely audibly, "Fucking wrist crystal!"
"What's the hold up, Blitzo?" Millie asked.
"I can't just make it go, okay, I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!" Blitzo yelled as he throws himself around, doing various things to the crystal, attempting to activate it, "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" Blitzo grips the crystal with his teeth and falls down to the ground.
"It's from Lust, Asshole!" (Y/N) walked over to Blitzo, "You can't just brute-force it. You gotta treat it right. Caress it."
Blitzo looked up at (Y/N), nervously, "I don't know, I... I've never been good at this shit."
(Y/N) grabbed Blitzo's chin and forced her to look into her eyes, "I can't believe I'm about to say this...but use your tongue!"
Blitzo blushed and smirked as he looked down and started licking the crystal out of obligation. Mille and Moxxie are staring at him with slightly disgusted facial expressions. (Y/N) crossed her arms, not impressed.
"How do you not know how to do this?" Moxxie asked.
Blitzo yelled, "Moxxie! I'm a fucking top!"
"He is." (Y/N) confirms.
"Try spelling the alphabet!" Moxxie blushes in embarrassment since Millie is top.
Blitzo starts, "A... bleh, C- B!"
Millie facepalms, "With your tongue!"
"I knew that!" Blitzo starts licking the crystal while reciting the alphabet.
"Oh for Satan's sake!" Moxxie shoves Blitzo's hand into his mouth and voluptuously tongues the crystal.
Blitzo starts blushing, "Oh, damn." His eyes slowly move to (Y/N).
"I taught him that." Millie seemed proud.
"Damn...Get it Moxxie!" (Y/N) smirked.
The portal suddenly opens, and Moxxie wipes his mouth, "Can we go, please?"
***
Blitzo looks at his hand covered with saliva, then looks at Moxxie before going through the portal. Moxxie looked embarrassed, covering his hands over his face. (Y/N) slowly walked through the portal with a small smile on her lips. Lastly, Millie jumps through the portal as the penguins break the barricade. Now back in Hell with Blitzo and Moxxie, Millie sees a gas canister which has ruptured and pulls out a matchbox. (Y/N) seemed confused.
"Eat this, bitches! Hah!" Millie throws a lit match through the portal and causes an explosion.
She starts sadistically laughing, as the rookery screams in pain, and the research station blows up. (Y/N) laughs as well, being satisfied that this shit was over. Only a crater is left, and a lone penguin walks up to where the station once was. The penguins all signed slurs as the episode ended.
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