A/N: AND WE'RE OFFICALLY BACK, Y'ALL! 

(Y/N) is back in her crazy adventures in HELL!

Warning: Next is the newest Episode Ghostf**kers...(Y/N) isn't in it much due to me wanted it to be centered around Blitzo & Millie, as it should be.

(Y/N) will be in the ending, for one of my shorts.

Blitzo & (Y/N) are trying to repair their friendship, but Blitzo still loves his Lovely, but out of respect, he will call her (Y/N). Blitzo is trying his best to show (Y/N) that they can be worth it. But it'll take time. By watching the episodes, you all can let me know when y'all want Blitzo to be forgiven completely.

I did put some development of their friendship in this...I hope it doesn't seem rushed.

Official Episode Will Be Out Tomorrow!! ^^

Now...ENJOY!

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Paper thwacking on a desk is heard. As the file opens up.

IMP File:

Target: Gerardo Velazquez

Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico

Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila

Info:

I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making a hand motion that makes me think the target must be a real freak

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The short begins with (Y/N), Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie arriving in Mexico at night.

"Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us to long to-." A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down, "What the f-."

Soon the group is surrounded by goats. As (Y/N) squeals like a child, adoring goats.

"What the fuck are these things?!" Blitzo questions.

"I want to say these are earth goats, sir." Moxxie informs Blitzo.

"Adorable...baby goats!!" (Y/N) picks one up and cuddles it.

Blitzo looks at (Y/N) and smiles a bit, cheeks tinted pink before shaking his head, "I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!"

Blitzo picks up goats and kicks them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house. This alerts the man inside the house, who goes outside to see.

Gerardo, the target, opens the door, "Que esta pasando!? Que carajo!?"

[What's going on?! What the Hell?!]

Gerardo sees the Imps killing his goats except for (Y/N), who was simply admiring their cuteness.

"Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!" Moxxie gulps.

"El Chupacabras!" Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them.

Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume, "Shit! Scatter!"

Gerardo fires at them, as I.M.P. escape. Millie has a goat right in her mouth, while Moxxie is looking a little worse for wear. (Y/N) is holding a gray baby goat close, protecting it. Blitzo jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, while the goat struggles to move due to Blitzo trying to ride it like a horse and a goat IS NOT a horse... Crazy, I know.

"Run, you stretched asshole!" The goat collapses under Blitzo's weight, " Dammit!" He gets hit by a thrown sandal, "Augh!"

Mrs. Velaquez walks out, "Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza-" She pauses, "...la Chupacabra de mierda esta..."

[You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-...piece of shit Chupacabra...]

She takes off her other sandal and hurls it in Blitzo's direction, hitting him square in the head with it.

"Ay caramba, he brought the big guns. Come on gang, we lost the element of surprise, let's just get 'em tomorrow." Blitzo opens a portal with the Asmodean Crystal.

"You got it, sir." Moxxie was swaying in place because of the beating he took, "Wooooah- let's go, Millie!"

Millie and Moxxie go through the portal, with Millie pulling Moxxie through. Blitzo looked at (Y/N), who wasn't coming yet.

"(Y/N), you coming?" Blitzo asked.

"One minute...go on without me, I'll be there soon!" Blitzo sighed, but respected her decision, as much as it hurt him.

Blitzo tries to run away but trips over another goat. Blitzo fires his gun wildly, hitting a truck and causing the outhouse to blow up.

"WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!" Blitzo rides the blastwave of the explosion, but before he can get to the portal, he gets hit by a burning goat, knocking him out.

"Blitzo?" (Y/N) looked around, holding a baby goat until she was eventually knocked out as well, "Oh...shit."

Everything goes black.

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"Augh!" When Blitzo wakes up, he finds himself locked in a cage and dressed up in a chupacabra suit, "What the... efff?" He looked to see (Y/N) knocked out as well with a baby goat in her arms, "(Y/N)?" He went to nudge (Y/N) but froze, the image of him hitting her, hurting her, was still fresh in his mind even though it's been days since that, he retracted his arm a face pure of regret is shown in his eyes.

He looks outside to find that it's the next morning and Gerardo has turned his farm into a small festival that has drawn a crowd, and he is currently up on stage announcing his 'find'.

"Vengan todos! Señores y Señoras! Pásenle, pásenle! ¡Vengan a ver un AUTÉNTICO Chupacabra! Only a hundred pesos! To see a real chupacabras caught by ME last night." Gerardo smiles.

[Come one, come all! Ladies and gentleman! Step right up, step right up! Come and see an AUTHENTIC Chupacabra!]

"A chupa-what!?" Blitzo stands up, his arms leaning against the bars, "Look buddy, I'll have you know that I am a dignified-"

"No hablo Inglés."

[I don't speak English.]

"What? You were just speaking–"

Gerardo stuffs a goat plush in Blitzo's mouth, "Everyone! Watch this monstruo suck the blood from the goat!"

[Monster]

The crowd cheers as Blitz then spits the plush out as it gets stuck between a Mexican lady's cleavage. And then throws another ice cream cone in a kid's face. (Y/N) slowly starts to wake up, petting the goat.

"Look, asshole! The only sucking I do is on (Y/N)'s–" Gerardo shoves a rooster in Blitzo's mouth, which he spits out, "EUGH! Not that kind! Pussies–" Gerardo shoves a cat in Blitzo's mouth, which he spits out, "FUCK! Dammit I'm doing a bit! And cloacas, ah..." He looks as if he expects Gerardo to shove something in his mouth again, only for him to blankly stare at him.

"Blitzo...what do you suck on?" (Y/N) seemed slightly annoyed as Blitzo seemed slightly nervous by his fuck-up.

"Ahem." Blitzo watches (Y/N) stand up, "Now if you don't mind, we–" Gerardo shoves an iguana in Blitz's mouth, which he yet again spits out, "OH!! I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND! Hang on."

Blitzo looks for his gun, only to see that Gerardo has not only taken it and has it in his hand, but also has his glove with the Asmodean Crystal on his left hand.

"Don't worry...I've got this.." (Y/N) pats her pockets.

She then looked up to see Gerardo also holding her rifle, new ipad, and the Asmodean ring that Stolas gave to her.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" (Y/N) screams, cuddling the goat.

"Fuuuuuuuuck me." (Y/N) gives Blitzo a look as he looks at (Y/N), "Not in that way! I promise!"

A van arrives, and two people wearing giant sombreros and moustaches step out before taking them off, revealing themselves to be Agents One and Two of D.H.O.R.K.S.!

"Alright. We gotta secure the scene. We heard that there's a real 'chupacabra' here?" Agent One states.

Gerardo nods, "Yes, over here!" He gestures to Blitzo & (Y/N), "Hundred pesos please."

"Señor, we are with the government." Agent Two informs them, not noticing the familiar female Imp in the cage.

"Hundred. Pesos." Gerardo glares at them.

"...Right." Agent One takes out his wallet, "So uhhh... How much is that?"

"$5.69." Agent Two informs Agent One.

Agent One didn't see any cash, "Uhh, you have any cash on you?"

"Who has cash anymore?" Agent Two asks.

"You paid the tip with cash at brunch the other day." Agent One sighs.

Agent Two rubs their head, "Yeah, that's all I had. Why don't you pay him? I bought us the coffee this morning."

"Are you really pulling that card in front of this fine man and his fine goats? No, what? I literally never have cash in my life. You're always the one who pays cash." Agent One yells.

As the agents and Gerardo argue, the little goat (Y/N) held in her arms, nudges it's way out and walks over to Blitzo.

"Yeah, I know I killed some of your family earlier,but if you help me out of this little pickle, I'll make it up to you little fella!" Blitzo pets and feeds the goat with a piece of cheese.

"Sooo, can you take caaard, or..." The goat headbutts Agent One in the crotch, "OW! Ffff-uck, you stupid goat!"

"GET IT PEDRO!" (Y/N) yells.

"You named it?" Blitzo asked.

"Of course I did..." (Y/N) puts her hands on her hips.

"YOU INSULT MY GOOOAT?! YOU PAY WITH YOUR LIIIIIIIIFE!" Gerardo points Blitzo's gun at Agent One.

The D.H.O.R.K.S. aim their guns at him, "Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

As Gerardo is about to fire. Blitzo's gun heats up and burn's Gerardo's hand, causing him to yell in pain and drop the gun. As the gun hits the ground, it goes off. The shot hits the windmill, ricochets off the bars of Blitzo's cage and flattens one of the tires of the D.H.O.R.K.S. van causing the alarm to go off. The windmill breaks and lands on Gerardo.

"Estoy. Muerto." Gerardo is dead, "Bleh."

[I'm... dead.]

As Gerardo dies, Agent One leaps into Agent Two's arms.

"Oh dear god." Agent Two shrieks.

Agent One yells, "DEMON GUN!!"

The agents fire at Blitzo's gun as the little goat walks over to Blitzo, giving him back his crystal and (Y/N)'s stuff.

"Hey, thatta boy!" Blitzo smirks.

"Good Boy, Pedro!" (Y/N) picks up Pedro and nuzzles his head with her forehead.

Blitzo opens the portal and appears onto top of the cage. As he helps (Y/N) up first before he follows.

"Hey dipshits! Remember us?" Blitzo smirks.

"It's them!" Agent Two yells.

Agent One shouts, "Get them!"

The D.H.O.R.K.S agents fire at Blitzo and (Y/N), who jump out of the way. He then grabs his gun back from the goat and runs to the barn, as (Y/N) follows, carrying Pedro, the goat. They are climbing it as their bullets tear through the window before reaching the roof and tearing the '100 Pesos' ribbon off the barn.

"Chupacabra! Haaay! ¡Me gustaaa!" The crowd yells.

[Yaaay! I like iiiit!]

"Yeah, bitch! I'm the fucking 'chupra-ca-dupra'! And I'm here to fuck you aaaall!" Blitzo fires his gun in the air, causing the goats to stampede and the crowd to panic as (Y/N) laughs with enjoyment, Blitzo looks at her and smiles.

[I just see a beautiful scene happening with adorable art with the pink mist around the top, bottom, sides and corners of the screen. Eyes sparkling.]

"Oh my god, everybody run! He's got a gun!" One person yells.

Mrs. Velaquez yells, "¡¡Aye dio mío!! ¡¡¡Tiene pistola!!!"

[Oh my god!! He has a gun!!!]

As everyone runs away, one of the crowd loses his camera and his hand to one of the goats, and Agent One is shot in the leg by a goat that's gotten hold of Gerardo's rifle. Agent Two tries her best to get Agent One to his feet, but another goat has started on her jacket, and Agent One flashes his badge in a futile attempt to get everything back under control.

"We got badges, we're legit! We're important! Get out of our way!" Agent One states.

"Agent One! Get over here!"

Agent One smacks the goat that's trying to eat Agent Two's jacket, just before he gets his badge eaten by another goat. More goats quickly swarm the agents.

"No! More goats!" Agent One whines.

The goats have Agent Two on the ground, and one of them is trying to eat her hair, "Oh my god, run! What are you do--!"

Agent One crawls away, just before he runs into the goat he smacked, who promptly smacks him back. The two finally make it to the van and climb inside.

"Do not trip! Do not trip! Come on!" One of the goats leaps onto the window and freaks Agent Two out, "AHHH! Too many goats!!! Oh, too many goats!"

"Oh my god, more goats!"

The D.H.O.R.K.S. finally get their van in gear and drive off. One last spectator remains, and he's scared off by another goat.

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(Y/N), Blitzo and the little goat Pedro are on the roof in the aftermath of the chaos.

"Amazing work there lil' buddy. You really helped our little red asses out." Blitzo smiled, "And for that I'm making you an honorary I.M.P V.I.P uh... associate. Here, have a sticker. Ha ha! Nyonk!" Blitzo gives the goat a sticker on its forehead as he turns to (Y/N), "Ready to go?"

"Listen..." (Y/N) sighs, "I still don't forgive you for being shitty to not just me but Stolas as well." (Y/N) rubs her arm, "But unfortunately, we're in hell...and I understand that it's hard to trust people...just...thanks."

"For what?" Blitzo asked.

"Giving me my time...and I hope I can give you yours too..." (Y/N) nudged him, "You really are something, Litty..." (Y/N) walked through the portal, "BYE PEDRO!!! I LOVE YOU!!"

Blitzo stood there and slowly smiled as he then left through a portal back to Hell, "Later!" At least he was doing something right in his hellish life.

The goat walks to the edge of the roof where the other goats have gathered below. Later that night, we see that the little goat has become the leader of a Cult of the Lamb-esque demon cult, and is in a black cloak with a horned hat as the rest of goats bow to it.