A/N: This isn't Canon. This isn't an actual episode. This is fanmade based on the tiktoks. This is also done on a phone. Hence, Grammer might be bad, and incidents might be made.

Synopsis: Blizto and (Y/N) head to the human world for a target, a goth teen, non-binary kid who works at a hot topic. They're a goth kid who works at a hot topic... a place where religious people think hell is... I wonder what could go wrong -

This kid is a made-up character who well calls Sammy [Good Genderless name].

This will be edited tomorrow. If you know the issues holding & italics give on phones, then yeah.

Mastermind comes out Jan 1st

Note: This chapter is kinda shit... I'm not a good dialog, writer...

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TARGET -

Name: Samuel Lockheart

Nickname: Sammy

Works at Hot Topic 24/7

Sin: Sloth

Wanted by: Jock Dick

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Blitzo places the file down on his desk as he looks up at the buff pig themed wrath sinner in front of him.

"Soooo... This emo kid is who you want us to slaughter?" Blitzo questioned, seeming slightly skeptical.

"He's a goth, dipshit." The Jock grumbled, annoyed, "This goth dipshit had the audacity to dump my ass for some shy, innocent, pick-me bitch." He slammed his hands on the table.

"Ah jealousy, I'm aware." Blitzo was using his tail under the desk, pressing the button 'step-in target' aka a button in which Blitzo presses when he doesn't want to be working a boring job, yet no one came, 'The hell is everyone?!'

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Moxxie and Millie were outside of IMP, as Millie was underneath Blitzo's van as Moxxie watched with worry masking his expression.

"Millie, please be careful under there...you have no idea when it could collaps!" Moxxie exclaims.

"Mox..." Millie rolls out from under the van and sits up, "I'll be fine, hun...just relax for once, especially after all that paperwork you did."

"I...I guess your right." Moxxie sat down on the sidewalk, next to Loona, "..." He turned to her, "And what are you doing here? Aren't you meant to be at the front desk?"

"...You aren't my boss and this is my break." Loona takes a sip of her soda.

"Okay...well I hope Blitzo doesn't need us for anything." Moxxie smiled nervously.

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"So can you fucking kill that jackass for me?" The Jock asks.

"Of course we can!" Blitzo smiled forcefully as the door to the office opened, "Lovely!!! Perfect timing!"

"Who's this bitch?" The Jock asked.

"A bitch who could kick your ass." (Y/N) replied back as she walked to Blitzo, "Now I'm suggesting you go, before I actually kick your ass..and not in the good way."

"Tch." The Jock walked to the door and slammed it open, "Move it bitches! Im fucking gay and better than all you, shitheads!" The Jock walked on.

"So..." (Y/N) turned her attention to Blitzo, "Target?"

"Some Goth Teen who works at Hot Topic." Blitzo scoffed.

"Oh shit! I use to love Hot Topic when I was alive!" (Y/N) smiles, "We have to go up there!!"

"Oh. Eh." Blitzo seemed more than hesitant.

"Don't be a scared pussy." (Y/N) used her asmodeus ring to open a portal to the human world as she transformed into her human form, stepping through the portal.

"Stupid human form...stupid hot topic...stupid goths..." Blitzo grumbled as he slowly stepped through the portal as well and oddly enough, he turned human as he looked at himself through the window, "Holy Hell!" He squished his cheeks with wide eyes.

[His human form looks like his actor]

Blitzo played with his hair as (Y/N) rolled her eyes and dragged him to the gates of the Hot Topic. As the portal started to close, a child fell into the portal while saying some stupid shit.

"Skibbidi, Alpha, Sigma, Rizz!" The kid didn't notice the portal as they were on their phone filming as they tripped into the portal, "Totally not, sigma!" The portal closed.

"Shit, it's locked." Blitzo seemed even more annoyed.

"No need to fear." (Y/N) pulled out pliers and started to cut off the lock as the lock dropped to the floor, "Haha!! Still got it!" She then pulled the gate open as Blitzo just stared.

"Who are you right now?" His jaw dropped as his eyes shined, admiring the bad ass in front of him.

"A hot topic girly." (Y/N) smirked and entered the store, running to throw the cute bags and pins into a bag.

Blitzo looked around, "We better find this Goth soon before I go through one of these phases." Blitzo shivers with annoyance before noticing the back of the store, "Horny Shit..." his voice turned dreamy as he walked over to the items.

[I know this is only in the back of Spencer's, but I wanted a funny moment...]

"Who the hell are you two, boomers?" A tired voice questioned.

(Y/N) and Blitzo turned their heads, bags filled with items as they stared at the tall ass teen in front of them. Black eyeshadow, nose, mouth, ear piercings, one slit eyebrow, hair in front of one eye, black clothes, dyed bit of hair in a neon color. LGBTQ pins on their jacket. One was the bisexual flag, while the other was an asexual flag. A true goth.

"Is that our target?" (Y/N) whispered.

"I have no fucking idea...all these goths look the same." Blitzo whispered back.

"Are you two fucking deaf or some shit?" The teen questioned, his voice slightly annoyed.

"Ugh! Like, Sammy, who the fuck is it?" A valley-girl voice comes from the employee's lounge, "This cig has like your name on it...and i wanna like cuddle!"

Sammy groans, "And i told you that i don't like affection like that. It makes me really uncomfortable." Sammy 'tched' as he turned back to the two, who slow blinked at the same time except different eyes, "You two theieves?"

Blitzo smirked and pulled out his revolver, "You wish...but we came here to kill your ass!"

Silence as Blitzo looked over at (Y/N), still stuffing her bag with items. Sammy looked over as well, not impressed.

"L...Lovely..." Blitzo smiled nervously.

"Hm? Oh right, fuck, the target!" (Y/N) puts the bag over her shoulder and pulls out her rifle, "Get ready to die, botch!"

Sammy smirked, "Fucking finally! I've been waiting for this since my friend Tony told me about this." Sammy opens his arms wide, "Go ahead and hit me!"

Blitzo and (Y/N) share a look.

"Well, this is gonna be easy." Blitzo smirked as he fired his gun at Sammy.

Unfortunately, a protective symbol appeared in front of him that shield him front the gun shot as it flung back, hitting Blitzo in the leg.

"Ah! What the hell?!" Blitzo cried as he held his leg, "Don't tell me he has a shitty necklace like that fucking bitch did?!"

"Necklace?" Sammy questioned, "What type of necklace?"

"This stupid...Holy relic...shit!" Blitzo hugs his leg in pain.

"Shit, are you talking about fucking, Emberlynn?" Sammy questioned.

"Fuck, you know her?" (Y/N) asked, annoyed, trying to help Blitzo.

"Yeah! We were in this fan club for some shitty anime...but in reality it was satanic thing...Emberlynn found that shit and the rest of us got tattoos!"

"So there's more of that shit out there?!" Blitzo whines in pain.

"I guess." Sammy shrugs, "But how do I fucking get killed?!"

"We cut off the skin, but why the hell-"

Before (Y/N) could continue, in a very scene, Sammy pulls out a knife and cuts off the tattoo on his chest as he starts to bleed harshly.

"Holy Shit!" Blitzo smirked, "Fuckin' doing this shit for us!"

"So...wanna watch him bleed out or..." (Y/N) asked.

"...Nah, too long." Blitzo points his gun at Sammy as he then goes on to shoot Sammy seven times in the head, "Pew. Pew. Pew. Pew."

The girl walked out of the lounge as her eyes were wide, "What the like hell?!" She shirked like a dinosaur as suddenly she was shot in the chest, twice.

She fell to the ground as Blitzo looked over to see (Y/N) looking pissed.

"That shit was annoying as hell." (Y/N) grabbed a bit of Helluva Boss merch for a promo as she grabbed a lighter, "Let's go home."

"Fucking finally!" Blitzo grabs his bag as (Y/N) opens the portal and Blitzo jumps through.

(Y/N) lights the lighter as her smile grimaces, "Emos forever, bitch." She throws the lighter, setting fire to the store.

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Back at IMP, outside, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona pull up in a repaired and seemingly normal van that seems to be Blitzo's van.

"Alright." Millie turns to face Moxxie and Loona in the back seat, all three had charcoal on them and seemed tried and horrified as shit, "We don't say a word of what happened today, are we all clear?"

"Absolutely." Moxxie was swaying back and forth.

"... yeah." Loona rubs her temples.

The doors to IMP open as Blitzo and (Y/N), in their demon forms, walk out.

"MY BABY!!" Blitzo runs to his van and hugs him, "Is she a fixed, Mils?"

"Ugh! Oh! Yep!" Millie got out of the van, "Like it's brand new."

(Y/N) saw Moxxie stumble to her and collap into her arms, "The old van was destroyed somehow...wasn't it?"

"Uh-Huh..."

"Crazy Adventure?" (Y/N) asked.

"Mhm..."

"Truamazed and don't wanna talk about it?" She questioned.

"Yeah."

"Okay." (Y/N) pets Moxxie's head.

Blitzo is seen snuggling his car as Millie, Loona, and Moxxie seem tired as hell. With (Y/N) comforting Moxxie. Before the episode ends, in the distance, you could see the Jock getting dominated by Sammy in a very BSD type fashion. The scene fades to black as the episode ends.

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[Sorry if this episode sucks... I truly did try...it'll never be a true Helluva Boss episode, but it's still fanmade... and I had fun. Sorry if it wasn't funny. Once again, I did try and fully went all on my own, which i don't do well.]