Loo Loo Land
The episode opens to a shot of the exterior of Stolas's mansion at night, before cutting to the master bedroom where Stolas and Stella are asleep. A young Octavia's frightened voice can be heard from offscreen.
"Mummy! Daddyyyy!" A young Octavia yells from her bedroom offscreen.
Stolas is roused from his sleep. He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket.
"Mmph. Via's calling us, Stella..." Stolas tiredly sighed, rubbing his eyes.
"You get up!" Stella sleepily said, with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
Stolas sighs and gets out of bed. He enters Octavia's room, where she is hiding beneath her blankets.
"Via?" Stolas questioned as he entered Octavia's room, "What troubles you, my owlet?" He walked into her room.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Octavia sobbed loudly.
Young Octavia climbs down from her bed and runs into her father's arms. Stolas hoists her up to comfort her.
"I had a dream! A really bad dream!" Octavia cried.
Stolas yawns and wipes away Octavia's tears, correcting her.
"A nightmare..." Stolas strokes her head.
Octavia cried still, "I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!" She looked up at Stolas.
Stolas rubs Octavia on the back comfortingly, "There there, Via, it's okay. You're okay..." He smiled softly.
Stolas summons his grimoire to him telekinetically as he walks Octavia back to bed.
"When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember..." He rubs her back still.
Stolas's grimoire floats over to him. He telekinetically flips it open.
"No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little starfire..." Stolas smiled.
[TEEN TITANS REFERENCE!! XD]
https://youtu.be/A5or5PyS3KQ
Stolas begins singing a lullaby to little Octavia.
Stolas: It always seems more quiet... in the dark
Stolas opens a portal above himself and Octavia. She looks up in awe of the beauty of space through the portal.
Stolas: It always feels so stark... how silence grows under the moon
Stolas and young Octavia float up through the portal and into the cosmos, landing on a barren moon.
Stolas: Constellations gone so soon,
I used to think that I was bold
Walking across the moon, Stolas leaves footprints in the dust.
Stolas: I used to think love would be fun.
Now, all my stories have been told. Except for one...
Stolas looks down at young Octavia, and she looks back with her large, curious eyes. Her gaze shifts to a pink glow to her side.
Stolas: As the stars start to align...
I hope you take it as a sign that you'll be okay..
A meteor begins its descent towards a giant, pink colored star.
Stolas: Everything will be okay!
The meteor makes contact with the pink star, and begins to sink beneath the molten surface.
Stolas: And if the Seven Rings collapse...
Multiple planetary bodies begin gravitating toward the pink star, including the moon that Stolas and Octavia currently reside on, which eventually shatters into pieces as the star's gravity pulls on it.
Stolas: Although the day could be my last, You will be okay...
Young Octavia yawns and falls asleep contentedly against her father's chest.
Stolas: When I'm gone, you'll be okay...
Distant planetary bodies fly through the cosmos, pulled in by the pink star's incredible gravitational pull. They disintegrate upon impact and cause the star to explode in a powerful supernova just as the portal closes behind Stolas causing him to sing louder.
Stolas: And when Creation goes to die..
You can find me in the sky,
Upon the last day.
Stolas drapes the sleeping Octavia in a blanket.
Stolas: And you will be okay...
His lullaby finished, Stolas leaves as his young daughter settles to sleep, content.
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Cut to several years later, where a teenage Octavia is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, far less content.
"I can't believe you slept with two imps, in OUR FUCKING BED!" Stella yelled from off screen.
Octavia, annoyed at being disturbed, gives a long groan.
"It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!" Stolas yelled back.
"A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!" Stella shouted.
Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas.
"You want to fuck this one, TOO?!" Stella yelled from the bedroom.
Stella grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction.
"No! Of course not!" Stolas pushed the Imp aside.
Stella groaned, "You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!" She groaned.
Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen.
"Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?" He smiled happily.
"Was that a serious question?" Octavita seemed annoyed, tilting her head to the side.
Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.
"Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?" Stolas looked at Octavia.
"This song is called 'My World is Burning Down Around Me'...." Octavita stated as Stolas seemed confused, "It's by Fuck You Dad..." She sighed.
Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark.
"It's a band..." She groaned.
Stolas bemusedly stated, "Ohhhh! How charming..." He forced a smile.
Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes.
"So, you two done screaming for the day?" She sips her coffee
"Umm..." Stolas sighed.
Stella lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance.
"You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?" Stolas smiled brightly.
"I'm not five anymore..." Octavia rolled her eyes.
"You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?" Stolas sat down next to his daughter.
"I'd... rather kill myself..." She crossed her arms.
Stolas smiled, "There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security..." Stolas reached for his phone.
Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.
"Security for a theme park?" She looked at Stolas confused.
"We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!" Stolas smirked.
Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth.
"Our money, maybe..." She muttered under her breath.
"Speak for yourself, princess. Now... I'm calling the only imps who can f*** me!" Stolas smirked more.
Octavia drops the handful of cereal, disgusted, "What...?" She coughed a bit.
Stolas immediately backpedaled, "Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know." He crossed his arms.
Octavia groans and pulls her beanie down over her eyes.
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Cut to I.M.P Headquarters, where Blitzo is busy doing very important work in his office, involving crude representations of Millie and Moxxie made out of office supplies that he puppets around and speaks with. Between them is a framed photo of Blitzo with a robe pulled down off his shoulders seductively and a flower between his teeth. The text reads "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" written in red over it. (Y/N) sat in a chair, watching him, on her iPad.
"...'Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" He impersonated Millie, "...'Yeah, I really want you, sir'.." Blitzo impersonated Moxxie, "...'Me, too!'.." He impersonated (Y/N), who looked at him confused, "Let's fuck, Lovely!" He spoke as himself.
Blitzo lowers his fake (Y/N) below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of (Y/N) Hellphone.
"Hello?" (Y/N) picked up tiredly as Blitzo stopped and walked over, forcing (Y/N) to put the phone on speaker.
"Why, hello, my little bitch.." Stolas lustfully smirked.
Both Blitzo and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitzo slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.
"What--" Blitzo started.
"The--" Octavia continued.
"FUCK--" Blitzo stated.
"Dad?!" Octavia crossed her arms annoyed.
"Language, everyone!" Stolas stated into the phone, "I have a special request..." Stolas smirked.
"What..." (Y/N) was interrupted.
"Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass!" Blitzo yelled.
"It's for my daughter..." Stolas sighed.
"Ah. Well, make sure she washes it." Blitzo snickered.
"Sir..." (Y/N) looked taken aback.
Stolas, who was also taken aback, "No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!" Stolas sounded excited.
"We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die..." Blitzo crossed his arms.
"I'll pay you.." Stolas smirked.
"Pay us what...?" (Y/N) asked confused.
"Moneyyyy..." Stolas stated in a sing-song voice.
"Done!" Blitzo smirked.
(Y/N) hangs up and places her phone down on the desk. Blitzo grumbled and held (Y/N) close. After a brief annoyed glance at it, he pulls out a megaphone.
"M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!" Blitzo yelled.
Moxxie opens the door to respond, "Loo Loo Land?" He tilted his head confused.
Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.
"Loo Loo Land?!" Millie excitedly smiled.
"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzo excitedly replied.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Loona yelled offscreen.
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Cut to Loo Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.
"Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" Blitzo crossed his arms, annoyed, talking about a certain imp on his crew.
"Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?" Octavia sounded disgusted.
"Excuse me, Octavia..." (Y/N) sighed, talking seriously, "Don't do anything stupid while we're here please..." (Y/N) looked up at Stolas.
"You are so cute when you are serious!" Stolas held (Y/N) close to him, blushing softly.
"I'm literally gonna be sick..." Octavia groaned.
"Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?" Moxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory, "Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?" Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance,
"Morphine?" He asked.
"That was figurative, old man..." Octavia rolled her eyes.
"Oh, right..." Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new 'toys.', "But, she said it was literal..." He chuckled nervously.
"Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!" Millie smiled excitedly.
A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.
"It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!" Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.
"That is... deeply upsetting..." Moxxie sighed.
"Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?" Millie smiled.
"No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots..." Moxxie shivered in fear as he looked around.
The park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.
"Well, hey there!" Loo Loo smiled happily.
"AAAAAH!!" Moxxie screamed, jumping back in terror.
"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!" Loo Loo did a little movement, swinging his arms.
"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas gasped and gestured to Loo Loo.
"I have a question..." Octavia looked at Loo Loo.
Loo Loo faced Octavia, "Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!" He laughed.
"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?" Octavia asked.
Loo Loo stops for a moment, "No?" He finally answered.
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame." Octavia groaned.
Stolas chuckles nervously as he leads Octavia away.
"Why don't we go check out the rides?" Stolas smiled.
" That chick's creepy, huh?" Loo Loo muttered to Blitzo.
"Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes..." Blitzo crossed his arms.
Loo Loo leaned over to Millie and Moxxie, "What's that mean?" He asked.
"Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!" Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him.
Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly, "Yeah..." He walked off.
Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.
"You really like this place, huh?" Moxxie panted.
"I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise!" Millie smiled happily.
Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby gift shop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per.
"Yeaaaah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?" Moxxie crossed his arms.
Millie smiled, "'Cause, it's Loo Loo Land!" She sounded extra excited.
Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.
Blitzo nudges Moxxie with the cup, "Listen to your hoe, Mox..." Blitzo smirked.
Blitzo takes a swig from his novelty cup.
"How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little.." Blitzo takes off sunglasses and winks, "...fun?" He pushed up his sunglasses again.
"OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!" Millie jumps up and down with excitement.
"Oh, yeah? Wh...Which one?" Moxxie asked with fear.
Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.
"Oh, crumbs!" He shivers terrified.
Cut to Moxxie vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie.
In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, as Blitzo takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzo looks in their direction.
Stolas strokes (Y/N)'s horn, "You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Sweetie.." Stolas smiled.
"Save it, bitch. We're working.." Blitzo pulled (Y/N) away from Stolas.
"You both need to get a room..." Octavia grumbled.
"Hey, (Y/N) is not a day-hooker!" Blitzo growled.
A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.
"What? I just said I'm not one, prude!" Blitzo flips her off.
Stolas gasps, "Oh! Look, Via!" Stolas pulled (Y/N) close.
Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent. A demon mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent.
"You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!" Stolas smiled.
"Uhh...I can't fucking breath.." (Y/N) tiredly complained, but was ignored.
Octavia panicked, "Oh, no..." She gulped.
Cut to a flashback to Octavia as a young girl, as she is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as Robo Fizz sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears. A younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling. Cut back to the present.
"I hate that fucking clown..." Blitzo and Octavia both started at the same time.
Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One has stolen Stolas' wallet. (Y/N) is still being held by Stolas, but she decided to take a nap while she was leaning on his soft feathers.
Stolas was unconcerned, "Oh, Blitzy~ I need my bodyguard, please!" One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork.
Blitzo quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Stolas's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter. Octavia enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzo carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, until Octavia annoyedly rips it off her father's head. Stolas places (Y/N) on his lap as she slowly wakes up.
"Why the fuck is it so bright...?" (Y/N) complained as she squinted her eyes.
Robo Fizz came out glitching and sparking, "Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!" Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.
https://youtu.be/ysAkXYcLD90
Robo Fizz: Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.
Robo Fizz: Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band
Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him. Robo Fizz winks at the sleepy (Y/N) as she even looks up with a small sparkle in her eye, which catches Stolas' attention, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.
Robo Fizz: Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaand!
Platforms on the stage rise up in time with the music.
Robo Fizz: Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Laaand!
Robo Fizz grabs various Imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children slam into the bleachers, while one soars behind them.
Robo Fizz: Everybody's friendly,
Robo Fizz hugs Big Woobly so hard that its neck breaks a bit more than it already had been.
Robo Fizz: And nobody is mean,
Robo Fizz dashes over to the two-headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.
Robo Fizz: No copyright infringement ever seeen!
Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing ablaze.
Robo Fizz: I have a dream...
Backup Singer: (He has a dream)
Robo Fizz: I'm here to tell...
Backup Singer: (He's here to tell)
[ABOUT A WONDERFUL FANTASTIC NEW HOTEL!!]
Robo Fizz: About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Laaaaand!
Octavia is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom. As (Y/N) nodded her head to the beat as did Stolas. Much to Blitzo's jealousy and annoyance of the two getting along so well. Outside, Moxxie and Millie walk along a row of game booths, when they are addressed by one of the vendors. Millie gleefully yanks Moxxie over towards the booth.
Carnie Imp waves, "Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!"
Millie gasps excitedly, "Oh, look, Moxxie! A THING!" The "thing" in question is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with Imp horns, wearing pink overalls.
The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?"
"Oh, you like that thing?" Moxxie asked nervously.
"YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!" Millie smiled happily.
"Ahhh... Finally, something I can handle..." Moxxie smirked smugly.
Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie, "Okay! One game, puh-lease!" He smiled.
The carnie Imp rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie a pistol with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye. Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the target barely moves. He makes a "ricochet" noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.
"Ohhhh! Strike one, little man!" He leaned against a small wooden pole with a smirk.
"But, I hit it!" Moxxie whined.
"Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...! No go, bro..." The Imp Carnie laughed.
Moxxie growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge. Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance.
"The Heaven's wrong with this thing?!" Moxxie complained.
The Carnie Imp sighed, "Oh, man. A real shame, I tell ya.." He mockingly cries.
Moxxie hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter, "Another!" He yelled.
Cut back to the Robo Fizz show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music along with (Y/N) who seems like a child at the moment, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.
Robo Fizz & Backup Singer: --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand!
The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder. (Y/N) cheers as well, without smiling.
"Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!" Stolas smiled happily, holding (Y/N) tightly, "Right, Sweets?" He asked, nuzzling his face into (Y/N)'s neck.
"Mhm..." (Y/N) nodded as she took out her rifle.
Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from (Y/N). Blitzo, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats, impressed, while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.
"Oh, my! What aim you have, Sweetie!" Stolas flirtily smiled, staring at (Y/N).
"Ugh! I can't do this anymore!" Octavia seemed furious.
Stolas looked concerned, "Wait...Uh... Octavia!" Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges as (Y/N) got up as well.
"Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo" Robo Fizz pronounced it as spelled, "...my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?" He laughed.
"The 'o' is silent now!" Blitzo grumbled.
"Wait...It wasn't silent before?" (Y/N) asked.
"...No..." Blitzo sighed.
"A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here!" Robo Fizz laughs before looking at (Y/N).
Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.
"Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!" Blitzo yelled.
Robo Fizz glitches, "Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you..." He speaks in a low demonic voice, "BLITZ-0?" He smirked, as he glanced from Blitzo back to (Y/N).
"Love..?" (Y/N) questioned, "Who's that?" She tilted her head.
"No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!" He ignored (Y/N)'s question.
Blitzo slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stairs to where Blitzo is. He coils himself around Blitzo like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzo through the top of the tent. Robo Fizz grabbed (Y/N) and pulled her close.
"Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!" Blitzo groaned.
"I wonder what he would think of a beauty like yourself?" Robo Fizz flirted.
"What the hell?" (Y/N) cocked her head to face Robo Fizz, waking up for the first time.
Outside, Wally Wackford rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.
"Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!" Wally stated.
Blitzo lands on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.
"Owww! I say, OWWWW!" Wally yells.
[Looney Toons Reference!]
The green fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Burning and melting animatronics flee the tent as Robo Fizz cackles and spins his head with demonic glee at the destruction. (Y/N) grabbed a knife from her boot, slashing Robo Fizz's arm off as she dashed out of the tent. Blitzo saw (Y/N) as he rushed over and hugged her tight. But then Stolas grabbed (Y/N) from Blitzo and held her tight.
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Elsewhere, the carnie Imp at the shooting gallery holds 600 souls of Moxxie's money, with Moxxie himself glaring at him with seething anger.
"Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honey here a prize..." The Carnie Imp smirked.
"Let me try!" Millie grabs the pistol and fires a cork at a target, which misses wildly.
The carnie Imp grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a target to fall down.
"Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby..." The Carnie Imp winked.
Moxxie felt irritated, "Are you kidding me?! You...you...you charlatan!" He growled.
"Hey, uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady..." He flirted.
The carnie Imp leans toward Millie and makes a seductive purring sound at her. Millie immediately recoils in disgust. In the background, Blitzo and Robo Fizz continue to do battle against each other as the fires spread. Blitzo is thrown up into the air by Robo Fizz and comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the carnie Imp under him. (Y/N) stood in front of Stolas, taking out her rifle and continuing to rapidly shoot various shots at Robo Fizz, a crazed smile on her face.
"DIE YOU ROBO-BITCH!" (Y/N) laughed loudly as Stolas had a massive blush appear on his face.
'Now that...is sexy' Stolas smirked seductively with a blush.
"OWWWW! Oof! Auuugh!" The Carnie Imp groaned in pain.
Moxxie seemed surprised, "Sir?! Honey!?" Moxxie yelled.
Blitzo seems dazed, "Ohhh...Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of" Blitzo draws his flintlock pistol, cocks it, and fires at the now burning Robo Fizz.
The impact of the bullet spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when he spins his head back, he is revealed to be unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in his teeth. He then spits the bullet out.
"Oh, what a mouth!" (Y/N) laughed as Blitzo smirked.
Blitzo immediately grimaces when he realizes what she just said. Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at Blitzo and (Y/N). He leaps out of the way, grabbing (Y/N) with him, as his enemy hits the booth, destroying it in a large explosion. Several pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes shoot in all directions, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Moxxie attempted to win. The piece of stuffed animal strikes a young Imp boy in the head, knocking him unconscious the second a photographer takes a picture of the Imp family.
"Goddammit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!" The Father yelled.
Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughter. After being protected by (Y/N) and seeing how hot she was.
"Octavia?" Stolas called.
"Just leave me alone!" Octavia called from offscreen.
"Octavia!" Stolas followed her.
Octavia runs into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Stolas is confronted with a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.
Stolas, who is annoyed, "Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!" Stolas crossed his arms.
The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.
Stolas wipes imp blood off of his sleeve, annoyed, "Ugh, that's better. Where is Sweetie? Where is Blitzy? They're my knights in shining armor, not you littler ones..." Stolas groaned.
"He's, uhhhh... busy..." Millie forced a smile, "And (Y/N) is more of a Queen Knight than a simple Knight!" Millie smiled happily.
"Blitzo is busy being a fool..." Moxxie crossed his arms, agreeing with his wife.
"True, True...But what kind of fool?" Stolas asked.
Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind.
Disinterested, Stolas leaves the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying.
"Octavia..." Stolas sighs of relief but rushed over, worried.
Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown.
"I take it you are... not having fun..." Stolas asked worriedly.
"I didn't even want to come here!" She sobbed.
"I'm sorry, sweetie. I... I thought you loved it here..." Stolas confessed.
Octavia sniffed, "When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other... and my dad didn't flirt with some... weird imps all the time...one who is...actually...pretty cute..." She muttered the last bit to herself.
"I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh.. I should have listened..." Stolas sighed.
"I just want to go home... but home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it..." She cried.
You need to understand... your mother and I... I just... I felt... She's always been... I haven't been.. Ha... We weren't in... I'm sorry, I...I...I don't have the words..." Stolas rubbed his head.
"Are you gonna run off with them? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?" She cried more.
"What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway..." Stolas, empathetically, stated.
Stolas carries Octavia out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum.
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Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie rides on its back. (Y/N) rolls to dodge Robo Fizz's attacks as she continues to shoot him.
"Shiiiiiiiit!!!" (Y/N) yelled, now offscreen.
Stolas and Octavia leave the park gates.
"So, what would you like to do now?" Stolas asked with a smile.
"Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there..." Octavia smiled.
Stolas reluctantly smiled, "Hmmm, okayyyyy..." He shrugged.
"Thanks, dad. You're okay, sometimes..." Octavia chuckled.
"Thank you, Via. Thank you..." Stolas smiled softly.
A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Stolas and Octavia as (Y/N) somehow lands in Stolas' arms.
"Way to ruin another good thing, sir!" Moxxie groaned.
"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!" Blitzo laughed tiredly.
"IT DIED!!!" (Y/N) laughed crazily before slowly dying it down, "Holy Shit...that was a lot...fucking damn..." (Y/N) groaned.
Moxxie and Blitzo fall unconscious. A stray Quieve grabs Millie by the hair and drags her offscreen. As Stolas nuzzles his face into (Y/N)'s neck as once again, she falls asleep due to tiredness and excitement.
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