Hellaverse Update
In a pure white void, Charlie is seen fiddling with a camera trying to get it into focus but is having a hard time.
"Uhhh, is it recording?" Charlie asked as she saw the camera come into focus, "Oh, oh!" She smiled, backing up, "Okay it is, um–" She paused as she waved to the readers, "Helloooo there everyone!" She gestured to herself, "It's me, Charlie Morningstar, founder of the Hazbin Hotel." She gestured to the title, "Which is totally going amazing by the way, thank you so much for asking." She spoke to the side in a type of whisper before turning back to the front, "Ahem." She continued, "Aaanyway, I'm sure you are all aware of the ah-mazing news that we have been greenlit for seasons three and four!" She made a three and four with both hands, "Of Hazbin Hotel!"
"Hold on a sec!" Blitzo's voice yelled as he watched from a portal before falling in, "I'm havi–wah–aah!" Blitzo falls into the void, "I'm falling!" Blitzo falled, "SHIT!"
"...Told you that it wasn't safe." (B/Y/N) jumped in with ease.
"Oh my gosh!" Charlie seemed worried.
"He's fine." (B/Y/N) crossed her arms.
"Uh–hi! Hello." Charlie greeted the two as she helped Blitzo up, "Uhh, are– are you okay misterrr...uh..."
"Blitz, the 'o' is silent." Blitzo groans, "But this lazy-ass author keeps adding a fucking 'o' to the end of my name."
"And you...Miss...?" Charlie looked to (B/Y/N).
"(B/Y/N)..." (B/Y/N) nods, "Pleasure to actually meet the Princess of Hell..."
Blitzo noticed the readers, "So what's all this about, hmm?" Blitzo asked.
"Oh, uh– wellll, I was telling everyone about how exciting it iiiis that we're getting more seasons of Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie squeals.
Blitzo nods, "Mhm, yeah that's good for you..." He nudged Charlie out of the way, "But that's old news bitch!" Blitzo exclaims.
"Oh, oh-kay, heh." Charlie leaned down to (B/Y/N), "Is he always like this?"
"Mhm..." (B/Y/N) nods.
"Hold on to your little titties cause we're here to announce that Helluva Boss is coming to Prime Video!" Blitzo exclaimed as (B/Y/N) held up a poster that Blitzo made himself as Charlie seemed hyped, "But plot twist! It's also still gonna be on Youtube, so BAM!!!" Blitzo shouts as he moves the camera, "You thought the Hash Brown Motel–"
"Hazbin Hotel." (B/Y/N) corrects.
"Potato and Mash!" Blitzo waved his hand, "...It's not the only Hell show that Daddy Amazon was horny for?" He turned the camera back, "Nope!" He gestures to himself and then (Y/N), "They wanted all this and dat!"
"Oh my gosh, wow that is so great! Congratulations!!" Charlie exclaims, "How does that work?"
"Well...If I still had my Ipad, I'd show you..." (B/Y/N) muttered, "It has to be a miracle for it to still be working."
"Did anyone ask for a miracle?" (H/Y/N) descended from a portal, holding her book and the Ipad as (B/Y/N) eyes sparkled as she stared at it in her hands, "Also...I apologize for the trial...me and Luci...were kind of busy." She giggles.
"Eeeeee!!" (B/Y/N) squeals, "Ahem." She takes a minute, "Now...Let me pull up the little animation."
A little animation is shown on the tablet of a hand-drawn Blitzo and Charlie.
"Listen up, Chuckle Fucks!" Blitzo points up to a horse that was prime, "Prime Video's teaming up with SpindleHorse." He points to another horse that was SpindleHorse, "Ooh that is a good name, to support the making of Helluva Boss's remaining seasons." He shows the title of the show on a piece of paper, "Now I'm talking full fucking episodes, full seasons, the whole, sche, bang...AND!" He paused, "Oh! The best part is, full creative control remains entirely with this bitch, who– I guess she made me, she made everything here, she's in charge!" Blitzo gestures to a picture of Vivziepop as he then draws an awful drawing of Cassie's Profile Picture, "And this Lazy-Ass Bootleg Buttclown, who gave us our darling (Y/N)'s and is writing this shit right now!"
"Haah– not a bitch, not a lazy-ass, really love them!" Charlie smiles warmly, yet also nervously.
"Theeeeen, after a little bit more than a month or so of being on Prime Video first, the show will release in its entirety as it always has, on Youtube!" Blitzo exclaims, "Or whenever the Wiki Fandom updates new transcripts of both our shows..." Blitzo places his hands on his hips, "So basically, we get to keep doing what we're doing, but y'know, bigger."
(B/Y/N) pulls the Ipad back and hugs it tightly as Charlie smiles with wicked excitement, "What?! That is the best news ever!!"
"Aaand the best part is, now we getta fuck around with you guys from time to time!" Blitzo exclaims.
"I mean...we are in the same technological universe." (H/Y/N) states, adjusting her glasses.
"Uhh wait uh, fuck around with who now?" Charlie questioned.
"Ugghh well, let's see here uh, do you know an 'Angel Dust' or an–" Charlie quickly shut Blitzo up.
"Woooh hey okay okay hahaa, I get it!" Charlie smiled nervously, "Don't give everything away, we get it!"
"You're a fucking fun sucker did'ja know that?" Blitzo asked, "I'm a giver bitch, I'm giving!"
In the back, (B/Y/N) and (H/Y/N) were staring at all this BS happening in front of them.
"Sooo..." (H/Y/N) crossed her arms, her book in a fanny pack around her waist, "How many love interests did she give you?"
"...More than I'd like to actually admit." (B/Y/N) shivered with disgust, "You?"
"Not as much as I actually thought." (H/Y/N) smiled warmly, "Backstory?"
"Killed by my adoptive brother, stalked by my adoptive father who has this weird vendetta against me, had my soul sold away by my adoptive mother to the sin of sloth..." (B/Y/N) keeps on going as (H/Y/N) just stands there shocked as (B/Y/N) finishes, "And you?"
"...I'm the middle person...I decide who gets into heaven and hell...I..." (H/Y/N) paused, "Was married to a living TV, who stole all my powers and shit, got them back...and then I divorced him..." She paused again, "Wait...You were–"
We move back to Blitzo and Charlie's conversation.
"Aaaand I love that about you Blitzo, really do, buuut you have to give them something to be surprised by!" Charlie smiles, excited, "That's what makes the wait so worth it!" She clapped her hands together, "Because as we all know..."
The two say together, "Animation and writing fanfics takes a long time!"
"Anyway!" Charlie smiled more, "We cannot wait to share more of the Hellaverse with you all! We hope you'll enjoy more season ooof...Helluva Boss!" She gestured to Blitzo.
"And Hazbin Hotel!" Blitzo gestured back at Charlie.
"On Prime Video!" Both said, "And Wattpad!"
"Thank you all so much for getting us here, really we could not have done this without you." Charlie smiled as she started crying, "I think I'm gonna cry."
"Wait, that's it?" Blitzo questioned, "No, no, fuck this!" Blitzo opened another portal, "Let's end big!!" He starts scattering.
"Big? I thought we ended really nicely!" Charlie seemed nervous.
"Fuck waiting!!" Blitzo smirked as he started throwing out characters from both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, "Look we got Moxxie and– and we got Millie, and Loona! And Stolas and– and whoever the fuck this guy is!" Loona takes a picture with Charlie as Stolas walked over to Loona, who showed him the picture, "Oooh and we got fucking 'Vagooba', and the cat!"
"Oh!" Charlie seemed surprised Blitzo could pull them all out of wherever they were.
"Ohh we're all in the same room!" Blitzo smiled, as he pushed in more characters.
"Oh, oh, okay! Hi!" Charlie seemed worried.
As Vox was pushed into the room, (H/Y/N) seemed immediately annoyed, "We're having a good time!" Blitzo exclaimed.
"Fuck, that's a lot of–" Charlie paused.
"Isn't this fun..." (B/Y/N) crossed her arms as Fizzarolli was slammed right into her chest, "Oof!"
"Look we got the freaky red guy that everyone's into even if he's asexual!!" Blitzo yelled with excitement as Alastor started to glitch out due to the camera which Charlie quickly noticed.
"Oh uh! Hey wait, Blitzo! Alastor doesn't do well on camera!" Charlie and Blitzo screamed as Alastor's demon side made the camera feed stop, "Nooo!!"
As the camera fizzed out, Blitzo popped up in a small white circle and smiled, waving to the readers.
"Alright, bye!!"
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