At Blitzo's apartment complex, it had been days since (Y/N) had fainted while entering the apartment and he hasn't left her side. Blitzo informs Millie and Moxxie about her condition and both are more than concerned. Stolas sends his best wishes while Loona and Octavia hang out a bit more to discuss the issue.

It wasn't until today, the day that Stolas had been dreading since Asmodeus gave him the jewels. Finally, (Y/N) was going to wake up.

Ɓlitzo struts his way into the bedroom as he was humming the My Little Hell Ponies theme song as he shook his hips side to side as he nodded his head to the beat.

"My little hell ponies, so skinny and killy...die die die, fuck you!!!" Blitzo sings as he spins and keeps singing.

(Y/N) slowly opened her eyes as she was met with the horrible singing, "Litty...Shut the fuck up..." She turned around and curled into a ball.

Blitzo kept dancing, "Sorry, Lovely!! I..." He paused as he suddenly felt hot tears roll down his cheek, "LOVELY!!" He ran over and jumped into the air, onto (Y/N) as he began to cuddle her, "What the fuck happened? You didn't have a fever...and you didn't seem sick.."

"Hey...Litty.. You said I can tell you anything right?" (Y/N) questioned as she looked away nervously.

Blitzo smiled widely, "Of course, Lovely! Anything..."

(Y/N) began to tell Blitzo everything she saw, the visions of everyone they care about dying. How it was the fault of the man who killed her. She explained it all. Blitzo listened, and listened. To him, he wanted to believe she wasn't joking, but he decided to make it seem like she was. He wasn't going to believe that everything he worked for will be just dust.

"Haha! Very funny, Lovely!! Very funny...Nightmares do get worse, don't they?" Blitzo smiled as he laughed, praying to see his Lovely laughing too, yet she wasn't.

(Y/N) expression seemed slightly taken a back, "Blitzo...Im not joking, dont you...dont you believe me?" She asked, nervously.

"Okay...Okay...If this was true then...why hasnt it happened yet? What proof do you have?" Blitzo asked right back, "Not like i can see into your childish nightmares, Lovely!" He smiled.

"I...Childish?" (Y/N) paused, "The fuck do you have the right to call me childish, Fucker?" Her fist clenched.

In her mind, this was Deja Vu. Her adoptive father was the same way with her, calling her dreams, her nightmares, her motives...childish. It drove her mad.

Blitzo's eyes widened, "Fucker..?" He felt provoked, by his own Lovely, "THE FUCK YOU CALL ME BITCH, I-" He paused at the word he said called her, "Shit...I..."

"Sir we're.." Moxxie opened the door to the bedroom as Millie was right behind him, "Sweets, you're awake!" Moxxie smiled joyfully before Millie pulled him back a bit.

"Mox...give em a minute." Millie dragged a confused Moxxie outside.

As the door closed, the intense energy could be felt throughout the entire room. Blitzo was speechless at himself and was shocked as well.

"Bitch." (Y/N) laughed, "I'm the Bitch...Says the fucking IMP who keeps draging poor Stolas along and for what?" She asked, "A better life? He is the perfect life...he is a sweetheart, Moxxie and Millie are too but you dont show them the ounce of respect they deserve!" she yelled, "Makes sense why Barbie left y..."

"SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPPP!" Blitzo yelled as he tackled (Y/N).

Silence. Complete and utter silence. Moxxie and Millie had the door slightly opened as their eyes were wide. Blitzo was panting in anger but slowly realized what the fuck he just did. He moved back slightly as he stared at a red cheeked, slap wise, bruised (Y/N). (Y/N)'s eyes were wide as she felt tears roll down her cheeks, she hasnt cried since she was alive and her pet cat died.

"L...Lovely, I..." Blitzo stepped forward as Moxxie held him back, "Moxxie, what the fuck?"

"Sir...I think you've...done enough.." Moxxie looked down, ashamed for the event that just took place.

Millie walked to (Y/N) and escorted her off of the bed, "Let's drive you to somewhere else, alright?" (Y/N) nods in reply.

Millie and (Y/N) walked out of the room as Blitzo just stood there. Moxxie was thinking of something to say about this sitation.

"Moxxie...tell her-"

"No Sir." Moxxie quickly replied, "...I think whats best right now, for (Y/N)'s sake, is for her to take a break from IMP..." Moxxie let go of Blitzo and walked off.

Blitzo fell to his knees out of shock as he felt tears fill up in his eyes as he hugged his knees. He felt horrible, he just, why did, did he? He did. He really did.

"Shit."

***

Millie drove in front of the Mansion as she quickly got out and helped (Y/N) walk out with her. As they did this, Stolas had opened the front door to get the mail as he spotted the two.

"Blitzo's employee and..." Stolas noticed the injuries on (Y/N)'s body, "BABY BIRD!!" He ran down the steps, tripping up a bit but he didnt care, "What...WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?!" He yelled towards Millie.

"...I...dont think youd like it if i told you." Millie handed (Y/N) over to Stolas, "Mind..taking care of her for a while?" She asked.

Stolas picked (Y/N) up with a simple smile, "Of course." He nods as he walked back to his house, "I'd die to keep my Baby Bird safe."

"I'd think she'd do the same for all of us.." Millie got in the car and smiled before driving off.

"That's why I love her." Stolas whispered under his breath as he turned to head inside.

[NOTE: Its 3am in hell]

***

https://youtu.be/yXJRpH7t3_c

The scene opens with Stolas's mansion, that morning [6am]. Stolas wakes up in bed to his alarm going off and showing a broadcast of the weather forecast, that being a full moon. (Y/N) groans as she turned away, covering herself more. Stolas leaned down and kissed her on the forehead. Stolas sits up and then pukes next to his bed, puts on his purple-ish slippers, then shuts off his alarm.

Stolas: Thank you to the butterflies in my stomach

I haven't felt this nervous since I was a little fluffy dumb nestling

My daring do is half disguised

Behind the smile, my beak is grinding, ever minding,

I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce, so for my own health, I'll remind myself,

Transitions to Stolas turning on his bathtub and getting inside. As (Y/N) was seen slugging into the bathroom as she was pulled into the bathtub with Stolas as he placed her in between his legs [don't be dirty].

Stolas: That when I see him, I know that it won't feel so tough

I'll believe him, and not the voice that says I'm not enough

No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me, I'll set us free

How perfect it could be, when I see him tonight

While singing that line, he leans back quickly and splashes the water outwards. As he begins to wash (Y/N)'s hair.

***

Transitions to Blitzo walking past his calendar with the current date being marked as "Moon." He takes the calendar off the wall and looks at it. As he paused and remembered about this morning before quickly shaking his head.

Blitzo: See him tonight? Alright, alright

It's been awhile since he's begged for attention

It'll be the best sidetracker for what happened this morning.

Are we okay? Heh, Can't really say. I'm getting by by avoiding his questions

So complicated, I hate when it's complicated, why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?

Here I go again, getting in my head, so I'll focus on all the sexy stuff instead

***

Cuts to Stolas on his balcony. As (Y/N) was leaning on him, still tired.

Stolas: When I see him-

***

Cuts to Blitzo in his bathroom. As he smirked.

Blitzo: When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes

***

Cuts to Stolas walking down a large hallway. (Y/N) followed, tiredly as she munched on (f/breakfast/food) [If ya don't have one, whatever you like to eat on the go is fine].

Stolas: I will change things

(Y/N): Like you can change things...

***

Cuts back to Blitzo in his bathtub.

Blitzo: No need to change things, I'll just bring the rope and spikes

***

Cuts to Stolas trying to shake pills into his hands, but realizing he's out.

Stolas: Oh God!

***

Cuts to Blitzo cooking.

Blitzo: We've got a nice arrangement, and it's working out just fine

Blitzo noticed a picture framed of (Y/N), Moxxie, Millie and himself from Loo Loo Land [Episode Loo Loo Land].

Cuts to a different perspective of Blitzo's apartment. Loona is shown with a grumpy face, opening a room door. She looks at Blitzo with disappointment and closes the door again.

Blitzo: We'll keep it light!

***

Cuts to Stolas closing himself inside his fridge. (Y/N) stared at the camera with confusion as she shrugged, ignoring that she semi broke the fourth wall.

Stolas: I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad-

***

Cuts to Blitzo putting breakfast on his table.

Blitzo & Stolas: -When I see him tonight

***

Cuts to Stolas looking in the mirror. As (Y/N) wasn't with him at this moment, she was eating food.

Stolas: Am I doing something I can't take back?

***

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: Relax!

***

Cuts to Stolas getting dressed.

Stolas: Would he want me if he was free?

***

Cuts to Blitzo, looking in the mirror nervously.

Blitzo: We're fine!

***

Cuts to Stolas taking his cape.

Stolas: -and if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me?

Stolas turns around.

Stolas: My entire life's been written in stone

***

Cuts to Blitzo. As he thrusted forward.

Blitzo: We're gonna bone!

***

Cuts to Stolas putting his hat on.

Stolas: He taught me that I could choose.

Stolas noticed (Y/N) walking past his room as he smiled a bit.

***

Cuts to Blitzo. As he laughed nervously.

Blitzo: It's cool!

***

Cuts to Stolas with the Asmodean Crystal in one hand as the other hand had the Asmodean Crystal piece on a ring.

Stolas: He deserves the choice to stay or go, though it scares me to think what I'd lose...

***

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: Can't wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!

***

Cuts to Stolas sitting at the table as (Y/N) was across from him, eating as well.

Stolas: Really must converse-

***

Cuts to Blitzo cleaning a golden horse figurine.

Blitzo: We'll just stick with what makes sense, like him sucking my-

***

Cuts to Stolas tipping milk and slapping his head on the table. (Y/N) and some other imps around watch in confusion.

Stolas: Gah! This is the worst!

Waiting for the shoe to drop

***

Cuts to Blitzo eating pancakes.

Blitzo: Who needs words when you've got a mouth full of-

***

Cuts to Stolas grabbing his head.

Stolas: Come to your senses!

***

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: Then I'll do that thing with my tongue where I-

***

Cuts to Stolas.

Stolas: -is worthy of your love and trust

***

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: I'll eat his bird puss nice and rough!

***

Cuts to Stolas.

Stolas: Tonight cannot come soon-

***

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: He'll be cumming soon-

Blitzo & Stolas: -enough!

"Oh yeah!" Blitzo smirked.

Blitzo is shown singing in the middle of the street, where bystanders look at him confused.

***

Cuts to Stolas walking in his garden and holding a rose.

Stolas: But when I see him, will it be tender, or be tough?

Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?

Can this be a relationship, or am I still naive, I'll set us free

Whatever it may be, when I see him tonight

Stolas places the rose back on its bush. As he paused and placed one in (Y/N)'s hair as he smiled a bit, still nervous as (Y/N) eats some bread.

***

This transitions to a similar looking rose in a bush on Earth, where a mysterious looking mom picks up this rose with her baby. Unbeknownst to her, the stroller rolls down the hill next to her. She quickly notices.

"My baby! Someone save my baby!" The Mother yelled in fear.

The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash

Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled "Pane in the Glass".

"Sure hope this glass doesn't break." The Worker said.

The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in it's path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.

Worker blinked a few times as the glass pieces were on him as well, "It broke!"

Now, the stroller is on its way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say 'Inconvenient Ramp' with the 'IN' part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you!" The Mother hugs him, "How could I ever repay you?"

"No need, ma'am. I was just in the right place at the right time." The Ice Cream guy smiled.

A glowing hand reaches to his wallet from the stroller. The guy eating ice cream walks off. The "mom" takes the stroller to a dark alley and kicks someone out of the stroller: Collin.

Collin catches his breath, "Did you have to hug him so hard? I'm at underwear level, you know, and that guy clearly hadn't showered today!"

The mom takes off her disguise as it was Keenie all along, "Oh, stop complaining. I had to sell it, didn't I? How'd we do, Cletus?"

Cletus, who played the role of the baby, counts how much money they stole, "Not great. Let's set up for another run!"

"I don't know, Cletus. Doesn't this all seem a little..." Collin whispers, "...sinful?"

"We've been over this! We are still helpin' people. We just provided that man with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic." Cletus smirked pridefully.

"After that performance, he's sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!" Keenie continues.

Collin thinks, "Is... that how it works?"

"Don't you think eternal salvation is worth..." Cletus looks at the wallet, "...20 bucks and a Queesno sponge card?" Him and Keenie get puppy dog eyes as angelic music briefly plays.

Collin gulps, "I guess... it's just–" Cletus looks mad as he then starts crying as the sound of a baby crying is heard.

"You wanna eat, don't you? You wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven?" A security camera is watching the three cherubs right above them.

"Of course! I just–" Cletus slaps Collin.

Cletus scoffs, "Well, then quiet your incessant winching, and get back under that coat! We have to–" He is hit with a dart, "Woah! Ohhh...."

He is knocked unconscious.

The other two are shocked upon seeing this until they are electrically shocked.

***

Cuts to D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room. Cletus, Collin and Keenie wake up as a lamp's light shines on them.

[For those who are confused, I think D.H.O.R.K.S stands for Demon Hunting Organization of Killing Soldiers]

Cletus looked around groggily, "What? Where are we?"

Agent One holds the lamp and leans towards the three cherubs, "We ask the questions here, hellspawn."

"But I'm just a little baby! Why would you–" Cletus makes a cute face, until Agent Two punches him.

"Drop the bullshit!" Agent Two punches Cletus into a table again, "We know you're working for that demon filth!"

"Where's your boss?" Agent One asks.

Keenie paused her thoughts, "What boss?" She was thinking about Deerie as their Heavenly Boss, whom they haven't seen since they were casted out.

"This guy!" Agent One shows a Blitzo doodle.

Collin narrowed his eyes to see, "You know that... peanut head?"

"So that's his name..." Agent Two wrote that down.

"You know, I think maybe we can help each other out here." Cletus smiled evilly.

***

Cuts to IMP Headquarters, Loona opening a portal from Earth and Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie exiting.

"Hard shooting there, Mox, pro as usual!" Blitzo complimented, "Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there." Millie flexes her muscles, "Mwah! What a great fuckin' day this is!"

Cut to where they just were, in an alley. Blood is everywhere. A child looks traumatized by what he sees around him. A couple of bodies are lying on the ground, two corpses are pinned to each side of the walls, another dead body lies on the curb, and splats of blood are on the walls.

"You sure seem in good spirits today, sir...especially after what happened eal–"Moxxie paused his words as he noticed Blitzo freeze in place & Millie showing him to quiet it up, "A...Ahem...It's rare to see you wear something... not bad."

"Well, it's the–" Blitzo paused, "...first of all, fuck you." Blitzo rolled his eyes before sighing, "It's the Full Moon, I got to meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little since it's been a few months since I've been inside of his feathered ass."

Millie paused in place, hearing that Blitzo would be going to Stolas place for the Full Moon, she took (Y/N) there and she forgot.

"A few months?!" Moxxie yelled.

"Yeah, the bird started giving me more ways out of our monthly fuck-sesh...and since (Y/N) is out on vacay...He'd be all like 'Oh, Blitzy, I know it's the Full Moon tonight, but you don't have to come if you don't want to, Blitzy', so I've just been taking breaks from having to plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress." Blitzo smirked and placed his hands into his pockets.

Moxxie shuddered in disgust, "Ugh... TMI, sir."

Blitzo looked behind him, Loona and Millie stomped on the remains of the victims, "Point being: tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery. It's been a good day, feeling like my stamina's up. And I'm horny." Blitzo smirked once again.

"Oh shit." Loona placed a hand on her hip, "He's getting bored of you."

Blitzo paused as his jaw dropped, "Whaaaat?"

"Yeah, man. If someone wants to see you less and less, big red flag." Loona informs a shocked Blitzo, "If they give you chances to ditch, they probably want out themselves. Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it. Dicks."

Blitzo makes mocking noises, "How do you know... Loona?" She mysteriously disappears as Blitzo's phone rings and it's Loona.

Loona speaks through the phone, "'Cause I do that all the time."

Blitzo hangs up, "Well, tits." He shoves his phone into his pocket, "Guess I finally gotta do Position 37 tonight. Don't worry, though..." He picks up the grimoire on his desk, "...this book ain't going nowhere if I have anything to fuck about it. I'll dick him so good, he'll let us keep this thing another year easy."

"Well, I hope so, sir!" Moxxie sighs, "Business has actually hit a peak, and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now." He smiled nervously, "So, fuck him good, sir."

"Don't worry, Mox. By the end of the night, I'll have Stolas eating out of my ass... if the gag will let him! Eh? Eh?" Blitzo laughs and nudges the flustered and disgusted Moxxie.

"Stoooop..!" Moxxie cried.

Blitzo gets his chest of sex toys, "Okay, grow up, Mox. That's what adults do, we're horny." He goes through the toys, "Fuuuuuck me, Moxxie, we've used, like, all the shit in this box. If Stolas is bored after this..." He holds up a sex toy, "...I need to up the ante." Blitzo puts the grimoire in a shopping bag, getting ready to go out, "Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort. Get some overdue paperwork done." Blitzo looked at his phone, "Also a delivery, special order, is coming today...DON'T BREAK IT!" Blitzo yelled, "It's the only thing that will hopefully have Lovely forgiving me." He whispered to himself.

Moxxie blinked, "Special order?" He shook that off, "What overdue paperwork?"

Blitzo dumps a bunch of paperwork labeled 'JUST GIVE TO MOKSIE' on top of him.

***

Back at DHORKS HQ.

"So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons?" Agent One asks.

"We just want to get back into–" Cletus interrupted Collin.

"We're Exorcists, the flaming swords of the Heavens, here to strike them down with fiery vengeance!" Cletus smirked.

Keenie noticed what Cletus was trying to do, "Uhh– Yeah, yeah! We lay in wait for them to return to Earth, so we might smite them once and for all!" She smiled.

"What are you guys talking about–" Cletus kicks Collin's shin, "OWWW!" Collin's whined.

The agents nodded at each other in silence, smirking, "...Maybe you don't have to wait." Agent Two smiled.

"Come with us." Agent One snapped as the things keeping the Cherubs down were unlocked as the three Cherubs got off the chairs.

The agents lead the cherubs down to an underground basement, the three of them looking in awe at the sight of the massive complex. They ride on a moving platform as Two starts to move the platform forward. As the platform moves, Keenie looks down in awe as she sees a battalion of similar-looking priests marching with holy rifles in arms.

"Since their assault on Compound X, our government has quadrupled our funding and allowed us unfettered access to the most bleeding edge military advancements." Agent One informs the three.

"Demonic containment cells, Hellfire suppression suits, camouflage exoskeletons and a battalion of highly trained combat priests. All so we could finally utilize, this." Agent Two continued.

The platform stops just before a control panel, "What is it?" Cletus asks.

"Our ticket to the other side." Agent Two activates the generator with a press of the button.

"An extra-dimensional portal generator." Agent One smirked, "This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into Hell, where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat before they can tarnish this great country!" The cherubs all looked in silence as the agents looked at the generator, "...Well uh, once we work out all the kinks, yeah."

"Kinks?" Keenie questioned, confused.

The generator finishes it's process, leaving open a small sized portal, "So far we've only been able to open the portal about 2 feet in diameter. Hardly big enough to fit a child through." Agent Two crossed their arms.

"And we can't very well send children. ...Not after last time." Agent One sighs.

***

Cuts to a flashback of kids going through the portal and getting killed.

***

"Those goddamn American heroes." Agent One placed a hand over their heart.

"Honestly, we're not even sure that was Hell we sent them to." Agent Two sighs, "Point is, we could use someone or someones, with more experience. How about it, little guys?"

"Wanna help us hunt some demon scum?" The two asked at the same time.

Cletus and Keenie smiled evilly, "FUCK YEAH, HA HA!!!" Collin's eyes widened at the two.

The demon-proof armor suits are shown in their capsules. Agent One is seen typing and creating a simulated image of Cletus inside his respective suit, with the words on his screen saying 'DEMON EXOSKELETON 001'. A robotic arm reaches out and fits the pieces onto Cletus, and he shoots a small rocket onto a cardboard drawing resembling Blitzo. Collin walks out of his capsule in full armor, while Keenie flies out of hers and sticks a landing. She flies briefly and joins Cletus & Collin. Agent One is seen excitedly running beside them in a fursuit resembling Loona. Agent Two denies him further access and hands Cletus a tracking gadget, and Agent One walks away in a dejected fashion. The cherubs are seen walking towards the portal, and then pulling their armor out of the demonic hole which led them inside the Lust Ring. Looking out in the city from a rooftop, Cletus presses several buttons on the gadget.

***

The scene cuts to Blitzo entering a candle shop located in the Lust Ring. He views a candle display before turning his head at the sound of the shopkeeper's voice.

"Welcome, little one. What can I interest you in today?" The Shopkeeper asks.

"I'm looking for a snazzy candle. One that screams sexy. You got anything that will get anyone in the mood, buddy?" Blitzo smirked.

"Bitch, you're in the Lust Ring! Everything here has sexy energy. But what kind of mood are you aiming for?" The Shopkeeper leaned down.

"Just... horny?" Blitzo shrugged, "H-gre-v-ver- very horny. Max horny."

"They're all horny! What's the mood?" Shopkeeper questioned.

"I don't know! I'm a simple pervert imp. I just need something fucky." Blitzo groaned.

***

Cletus and Keenie fly down to the rooftop of the candle shop, with Keenie carrying Collin. She throws him on the ground as Cletus checks his beeping gadget.

"Ooooh! There he is!" Collin smiled.

Keenie snickered, "Let's take him!"

Collin and Keenie look at Blitzo from the window on the ceiling, when suddenly Blitzo turns around. Cletus drags them away at the last second.

"Hold on! Where's the rest of them?" Cletus asked, "He wasn't alone before. I say we follow him for a bit, make sure he's by himself."

"Cletus, if we don't do this, we're never getting back into Heaven!" Keenie cried.

"Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoothly! We have only one shot. It has to be perfect. Cletus looks over and notices Blitzo entering a sex toy shop.

The cherubs sneak in and spy on Blitzo, who is currently being measured by the shopkeeper.

***

"Do you know the measurements of the other one?" The Shopkeeper tilted their head to the side.

Blitzo tensed up, "Uh, not really. But he's tall as shit."

"Well, we have some pretty long harnesses. Also can't go wrong with something that stretches." Shopkeeper reaches over and shows Blitzo one of the harnesses.

"Ooh, that is fancy. Alright, I'm into it." Blitzo smirked, "I'll...take two."

***

The cherubs look around the store in disgust.

Collin covers his eyes, "Sweet heavens, what kind of store is this?"

"This guy truly is a SICKO!" Keenie looked away.

***

The shopkeeper suddenly appears behind them, startling them.

"Can I help you all?" The Shopkeeper asks.

Cletus, Keenie, and Collin jump back, surprised, "AHH!" They scream.

Cletus, Keenie and Collin quietly approach the shopkeeper, trying to be inconspicuous but just come of as awkward. Blitzo takes his newly bought purchases and leaves the shop.

"Hello, fellow vile hellbeast. We are on a totally normal demon day, just out lookin' to get some good tormenting in. We need some good to-..." Cletus gags, "...torture... supplies."

Shopkeeper Spider smiles, "Well, you have come to the right place, my slyly robotic looking friend. What kind of torturing are we looking to do?"

"Oh! You know, just your standard... pain." Cletus smiled awkwardly.

"As long as it doesn't hurt too much. Like, do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers?" Collin asks.

Shopkeeper Spider blinks, "Uhhh..."

"Or something for a mild spanking?" Keenie speaks up.

"Oh, that we have in spades. We got your flops, your crops, your whips, your whisks, sudden, un-sudden, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you intoooo??" The Shopkeeper suggests.

They all blankly stare in shock, "I don't know if that's exactly what we're looking for. What was that other horrid hellspawn looking at?" Cletus asked.

Shopkeeper Spider thinks, "Oh, just some of those." He points over to an area full of torture devices and whips while horrific music plays.

Collin faints and they all flee the store as Keenie drags him out, "Cletus, he's clearly on his way to claim another innocent earthly soul in some sick barbaric fashion! We have to stop him!"

Cletus' device gets a signal, "Not yet, we have to wait... for our moment."

***

Cut to Blitzo walking into another sex toy shop with Fizzarolli beside him.

"Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz. I gotta get the good shit for tonight, and I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town." Blitzo smiled.

Fizzarolli was looking at his phone, seeing a text from (Y/N) about what happened as he was worried sick about her, "I got you, buddy." Fizzarolli smiled, acting like himself as he shoved the phone into his pocket, "We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done for a fancy gentleman like yourself." He hops over to a keypad and enters a code, revealing the entire store unfolded by a large pair of wings.

Blitzo stares at everything around him in awe. Fizzarolli hops over and opens a compartment full of lingerie and bondage style outfits.

"Now, we have got these new beads, oohh! They're made of real obsidian." Fizzarolli smiled.

"Oh, that's beautiful. But y'know, Stolas never really seemed into the beads." Blitzo states.

"Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it. Fancier, then." Fizzarolli grabs a blindfold that has 'Baby Slut' written on it and puts it over Blitzo's eyes, "We have some stylish blindfolds. Our new collection has encrusted jewels."

"Oh shit, those are niiice!" Blitzo admires them.

Fizzarolli goes into a curtain and reveals a giant-size spiked dildo underneath it, "And if you're feeling really frisky, we have the new Dragon Driller 5000! Now with vibration!" He pulls onto the cord attached, causing tentacle-like pieces to move around and vibrate as he laughs while holding it.

"Theeere we go, that's his speed! I will take that!" Blitzo smirked as he held onto it.

***

Cut back to the Cherubs hiding in a bush. Collin uses binoculars and observes the line outside of Ozzie's, showing the imp in front talking to the bouncers.

Collin gulps, "Heavens, what is this place? It's so heavily guarded."

"A...Armory? War room?" Keenie put out suggestions.

Cletus bonks Keenie on the head, "Quiet! Don't you realize stealth is our greatest advantage here?"

A few succubi walk pass the Cherubs, noticing them but paying them no mind. A succubi couple walks by and are amused by them.

"Oh darling, look, voyeurs! Positively adorable, darling." The succubi smirked.

Through Collin's binoculars, Fizzarolli is seen exiting a garage driving a forklift which is carrying the dildo Blitzo bought earlier.

"I think he's coming- OH GOD! What's that?!" Collin squeals.

Cletus rips the binoculars off of Collin's armor and looks as Keenie looks through the binoculars, "Dear... God..." Cletus gulps.

"He's going to use THAT? On an innocent person?! We have to stop him now!" Keenie cries.

Cletus nods, "You're right. Okay guys, it's time. Now's our moment. Remember everything that horny little fudgeknuckle did to us because now, we make him pay. For the humans, for the heavens, and most of all for us! LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS!" He launches himself up, "LET'S FUCK 'EM UP!"

Suddenly, Cletus is knocked to the ground. He looks up to find Millie standing in front of him, holding her axe and ominously looks at the cherubs.

"W-What? How did you- OH!" Loona appears and hits Collin to the ground as well.

Loona fixes her hair, "Find ya? We were already following our dumbass boss to make sure he doesn't fuck up and lose our meal ticket."

Keenie spots Blitzo and tries going after him, until Moxxie appears from the shadows and aims his gun at her. As Cletus counted them in his head, noticing one was missing.

"And you weren't exactly covert." Moxxie states.

"You got a lot of nerve coming to our neighborhood after the ass kicking you took last time." Loona growls.

"A lotta nerve, and a LOTTA upgrades, mutt!" Cletus yells.

Cletus extends his robotic arm and punches Loona, then fires a missile from his other arm towards Millie. She dodges it with her axe, causing an explosion that sends her into an XXX shop next to her. Moxxie shoots some more at the cherubs.

"The boss! Get their BOSS!" Cletus launches two missiles from each of his arms, making Moxxie flee.

Collin aims a firearm towards Blitzo, hesitating on where to shoot until Loona comes in and stops him, "No you don't, bitch!" She takes the gun from him and shoots it at an oblivious Incubus.

The bullet almost hits Blitzo, until he kneels down and picks up a coin on the ground. Blitzo continues walking and notices the body that just fell in front of him.

"Hey, wake up asshole." Blitzo yelled, annoyed.

***

Moxxie hides behind some debris looking for a chance to fire. Keenie flies toward Moxxie but stops as a few sex toys fly by her. Millie has emerged from the shop, ready for round 2. Collin attemps to shoot Loona with his gun but Loona grabs it as he fires and pushes it away from her, causing Collin to shoot at the ground leading up to Keenie and Millie's fight. Millie uses the hilt of her damaged battle axe to grab a sewer lid to block the bullets then slams it into Keenies knife hands, then pushes it to the ground, breaking them off of her armor.

Millie turns to Keenie, "Sorry hun, you can play as me, but that don't mean you're anywhere close–"

Cletus' robot arm grabs and pulls Millie, while Keenie get dragging along as well since Mille's tail is around Keenie's neck. Keenie takes one of the broken blades and stabs Millie's leg. Millie screams as Keenie prepares to attack only to be shot at by Moxxie.

Millie's eyes widened, "Mox!" Millie releases Keenie and flings her into a wall.

Moxxie then pins her to the ground and aims his gun at her, "Welcome to Hell, bitch!"

Keenie then grabs Moxxie and flies into the sky. Millie leaps onto Cletus, removes the blade from her leg and uses it to cut off Cletus' robot arm.

Cletus paused, "Wait, what in the–"

Millie stabs Cletus' jetpack with the blade, which sends them both into the sky. In the air, Keenie is punching Moxxie repeatedly, while Millie is on Cletus' back. She hops over to Moxxie and Keenie, letting Cletus fall. Meanwhile, Collin is shooting repeatedly at a large board Loona is hiding behind. One of the missiles hits her shoulder, causing her to briefly shift into her human disguise, making her less of a target.

Cletus falls on top of Collin while Loona peeks out from her hiding place. Millie stabs Keenie's jetpack with the blade, causing the three of them comically stop in midair before plummeting. Loona sees them falling and shifts back to her hellhound form. She grabs Cletus' gauntlet and fires a missile towards a building where a couple where enjoying the penthouse pool. Blitzo hears this and turns around, but a truck with a promotional Robo-Fizz graphic pulls up right by him. Moxxie shoves Keenie away, while the building crashes to the ground in front of Loona. Millie and Moxxie fall into the pool then begin to make out after Keenie crashes beside the wreckage.

Blitzo continues walking away, unaware of the battle that just occured. Cletus drags himself, Keenie and Collin away and uses the device to activate the portal to Earth. Loona grabs them and kicks them through the portal, confiscating their device. They end up back in the D.H.O.R.K.S. office. Agent One and Agent Two appears

Agent Two smiled, "Soooo... how'd it go?"

***

Cut to Stolas' palace, while he's shown sitting on his bed, anxiously tapping his foot and twiddling his thumbs, looking troubled. A bag is thrown over into his room, and Blitzo climbs up from the balcony, happily greeting Stolas.

"Hi-dee ha hoo ha, Stolas! Guess what I got for us?" Blitzo grabs the bag and pulls it closer to Stolas, "I got lots of fun shit for us to play with tonight!" He digs through the bag and pulls out a large candle with 'Dankee' written on it, "Like this extra large candle that smells like..." He sniffs it, "...hooorny!" He pulls out a butt plug reminiscent of a gnome, "I got- I got whatever, uh, this little guy is." He spoke seductively, "But I'm sure there's some place in your cloaca we can stick it. And look at this bad boy!" He pulls out the Dragon Driller, activating the vibration, "HAHAHA!"

Stolas looks at him, not very happy to see these items. Blitzo's smile slightly fades, "Do you.. ahem- Do you have my book, Blitzo?"

Blitzo paused, "Yeah, uh, y...yeah, it's right here, I always bring it. Why do you..."

Stolas took a deep breath, "I... need it back. Permanently."

Blitzo is about to hand him the book, but clutches onto it, "N...N...Now hold on, Stolas. Come on. Is this because I've taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed because I'm busy?" Blitzo asked, "That ain't fair. Alright, I...I can still hold up my end of the bargain. Alright? L...Let me show you a good time tonight." He reaches his hand out to Stolas, "You know I cannn.."

"Please don't... say it like that, Blitzo. I–" Stolas looked away.

"Come onnnn, bitch." Blitzo spreads Stolas' legs, causing Stolas to blush for a moment, "You know I don't disappoint.."

"No, no, no, no. There's no need." Stolas gets up and starts to walk off, "I've made up my mind."

Blitzo follows him and suddenly starts panicking, "Stolas, please! I...I need this book, please!" Blitzo paused, "I need this book, Stolas. I will do anything."

Stolas presents to Blitzo an Asmodean Crystal while levitating his grimoire. As Blitzo's eyes widened.

"This is an Asmodean Crystal. It's registered in your name." Stolas states.

Blitzo blinked, "Uh, what?"

"Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to Earth for work all the time. I made the case for you to own one." Stolas hands the crystal to Blitzo, "You will be technically under his jurisdiction, but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm without fear of consequence." He puts his grimoire back on the shelf, "Without breaking demon law. You no longer need my grimoire."

Blitzo spoke sheepishly, "What..."

"You... no longer have any obligation to see me, to touch me, to bed me, you are... you are free of me." Stolas informs Blitzo.

Blitzo seemed shocked, "I... don't understand. Why are you giving me this? Am I not, like, fucking you good enough? Because I...I can always- I can always do better–"

"...Stolas?" (Y/N)'s voice caught Blitzo's attention as (Y/N) noticed Blitzo as she stepped back a bit, "...What is he..."

Stolas stood in front of (Y/N), "Blitzo, I'm giving you this because I care.... very deeply for you...I admire you... And I have for some time." He places the crystal onto Blitzo's glove, embedding itself into his hand, "But this transactional thing we have, it's not right anymore. It hasn't been. It never was." Stolas sighed as he grabbed (Y/N)'s hand, "And now all I can see is how wrong it is to be so tethered to someone in such an unfair way... and not know how they feel." Stolas sighed, "But I want you to continue to be who you are, your business. You don't have to stay here with me." He removes his hat with his free hand, "But... I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to."

Blitzo only blinks twice, before smiling with a confident tone, "Oooookay, alright, you're fucking with me." He laughed.

Stolas is visibly shocked by Blitzo's answer as he heads up to his bed. Stolas then looks heartbroken and sad, his suspicions of his love not being mutual having been true.

"Stolas?" (Y/N) placed her free hand on his arm.

"This is an interesting roleplay. Never done this one, but I can get into it. Alright, how's this, okay..." Blitzo smiled, "...And to even have Lovely here? Haha...Funny..." He turns around and looks back at Stolas with a dreamy expression, playing along with his notion that this is all a joke, "Ahem...'Oh, Stolas. I'll stay with you. I love you sooo much, I-'..." Stolas puts his hand up, signaling for Blitzo to stop, and putting his hat back on.

Stolas looked away, "Thank you, Blitzo. For awakening me... for making me so happy. Even if only for a little while." Stolas paused, "I wish you the best with your business." He walks off as he allowed (Y/N) to walk in front of him.

Blitzo paused, "Wait, what? You were serious? Oh, hold on now, Stolas. Lovely... What the fuck?" Stolas opens the door and heads toward the hallway, with Blitzo following the two.

"I have my answer, Blitzo. You needn't say anything. I have wanted you and Baby Bird for so long, the fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you, that your first instinct is that it's always... about sex..." A brief pause, "That's enough to know what this is...rather than Baby Bird...who actually stays and doesn't just want sex."

"What?! FUCK you, Stolas!" Blitzo yelled, "You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you fucking kidding?" He busts open the doors and angrily approaches Stolas, "Can I get a FUCKING minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich ASSHOLE?!"

"...Blitzo..." (Y/N) looked at Blitzo, slightly shocked.

Stolas stops upon hearing that word as it echoes throughout the empty room. Blitzo walks around in circles before angrily approaching Stolas as he continues his venting.

"Treat me like one of your little butler imps?! You can't just dismiss me like that!" Blitzo begins tearing up, "I mean, you royal fucks think you can do this EVERY TIME, like you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as IMPORTANT! Well, I'm not letting you, BITCH! LET'S GO!"

Stolas shuts down after Blitzo's outburst, and his lip quivers. As (Y/N) comforted Stolas immediately.

"Blitzo... I think so very highly of you." Stolas voice breaks and he begins to cry as he holds onto (Y/N), "I didn't realize you think so low of me...of (Y/N)."

Blitzo's eyes widened in shock, realizing that Stolas' feelings were completely genuine. Realizing what he's done.

"Goodbye, Blitzo." Stolas looks at Blitzo for the last time, with tears falling down his face.

"...I'll be back to work soon. Sir." (Y/N) coldly said, her face towards Blitzo was full of no emotions.

"Stolas, Lovely, wait! I'm s–" Blitzo reaches out, but before he can apologize, Stolas transports him outside of the palace, left alone in complete shock and confusion, "What... the... FUUUUUUUUCK?!"

Camera pans up at the sky as Blitzo screams out as birds fly past.

***

Back inside, Stolas was crying softly while holding (Y/N).

"Stolas..." (Y/N) looked up at him, feeling sympathy, "I'm sorry that...happened."

"...It isn't your fault. I understand his feelings toward me now." Stolas holds back more tears, "...It's over now and...I could do nothing but express how I feel. No...No matter how much it truly kills me inside, it has to end." Stolas chokes up as he holds (Y/N) closer, "For now. Please...stay with me."

(Y/N) smiled a bit and stroked his back, "Yeah...of course." She notices a glint in his pocket, "...What's that?" (Y/N) asks.

Stolas wipes his tears and reaches into is pocket to pull out a promise-like ring, "...It's a promise ring." Stolas sniffled, "...I gave Blitzo a Asmodean Gem...and I took some of it...for this." Stolas hands it to (Y/N), "It's a promise...to you, my adoring Baby Bird..." He gracefully takes her hand in his and kisses it softly, "I promise...to love and keep you safer...than he did, than anyone did." He looked away, "Even if, you do not choose me in the end, just know that I...will always love you." Stolas then placed his hand on her cheek and kissed her softly.

The episode fades to black as the episode ends.