Episode opens with water filling a large pool. Stolas lays down in a lounge chair beside a tea table under a royal tent in the garden, reading a botany book with a cup of wine on a table next to him. As (Y/N) was lounging around in the pool in her bathing suit [whatever you would wear to the pool]. Blitzo appears a little ways away, climbing over the brick wall.

"Heeeello, hello, hello, Stolas! Lovely!" Blitzo smiled at the two, "You have- AH!"

Stolas takes notice, but scowls at Blitzo for the harsh and heart breaking words he said the night before. He covers his face in his book as Blitzo falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his elbow as he walks up to talk.

"You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So what gives?" Blitzo crosses his arms, "...also your hogging Lovely...and I kind of want her back now."

Stolas grimises, 'Want her? Like a toy?' Stolas grumbles, "I was hoping my lack of 'ha ha's' in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now...and I don't want you talking to my Baby Bird."

"Oh, come on, Stolas, we just had a rough night." Blitzo states, "And the issues with Lovely...I'm trying to fix properly...'Sides, you always want to hear from me."

Trying to get his attention, Blitzo uses his finger to press down the middle of the book so he and Stolas would be eye to eye. Stolas sighs as he closes the book in his hand.

"Blitzo." Stolas speaks coldly, "What is it you want?" (Y/N) got out of the pool and walked over to the two as Stolas pulled her onto his side, not his lap.

[He still wants to give you space because of what happened w/ Blitzo & chu]

Blitzo noticed the ring, but knew it wasn't an engagement ring, he saw what those looked like, "I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to Earth! Kay?" Blitzo asked, pissed at Stols, "So get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can-" He paused and grumbled, "FUCK it!"

Blitzo climbs on top of (Y/N), who looked scared as heck due to the issue last time, as Blitzo speaks, but the Goetia prince was not in the mood. So, he frowns as he gets out of the chair and to the tea table. Holding (Y/N) close to his chest.

Stolas spoke sarcastically, "Wow. Poetry. I'm sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now."

Blitzo seemed slightly annoyed, "Uhhh, I- sh-" He sighed, "Yeah, sure that wa- okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit." Stolas stops in his tracks, and turns his head to scowl at the spotted imp, the sound effect of a crow cawing being heard, "Come on, we don't do words! We do sex! We can do a three-way this time..."

Stolas seemed annoyed with that fact, "As shocking as this might seem, Blitz-" His eye twitches, "I don't think I'm in the mood to..." He uses finger quotes, "...'do sex' with you...and you alone."

(Y/N) looked at Blitzo, "...In fact..." Blitzo quickly looked at (Y/N), hearing her speak for the first time to him since last night, "I don't think I'm even in the mood to do words with you!" She walks off, holding a flustered Stolas' hand, he was so proud of her, "So how about you respect that." Her words were cold as she yawned.

Blitzo follows them, "Oh, come on, Stolas...Lovely, you can't mean that. You always love seeing this~." Blitzo smirked.

(Y/N) stops and clenches her fist, "Seeing you right now is hard! I don't want myself...nor Stolas to feel worse than we already do...I care for Stolas and all the others I hold close to my heart..." She looks down as Stolas puts down his botany book, he picks up a folded envelope with the words 'You're invited' on it.

"And it's bad enough we got an invite to this anti-Blitzo party- an honorary invite for being your freshest ex." Stolas states.

Blitzo froze, "...'Anti-Blitzo party'? Who the fuck's behind this?!" He reaches for the envelope, snatching it out of Stolas hands.

"HEY! Ask next time..." (Y/N) hisses out.

"Oh, it's entirely immature. I'd never indulge this nonsense, it's silly." Stolas holds (Y/N) close, kissing her head.

Blitzo rolled his eyes, annoyed, "Real silly." He rolls his eyes, "Real fucking classy."

"Kind of them to invite us, though." (Y/N) states, "It might be rude not to make an appearance."

"I agree, Baby Bird." Stolas smiled.

Wanting to get to the bottom of this, Blitzo opens the envelope up, and is shocked to find that it was from, "Verosika!? Of course, that fucking bitch."

"I will say, it's rather concerning you have an entire party devoted to hating you though, Blitzo." Stolas states.

Blitzo rolled his eyes, "Oh please..." He gives the envelope back to (Y/N), "...everyone hates me for shitty reasons...and a reason I...that is my fault and I know that..." He looked at (Y/N) specifically as he sits at the tea table, "In the end, everyone's just bitter they couldn't tie this ass down." He puts his legs on the table as (Y/N) sprays them off with a spray bottle,
"I'm too much imp to simp!"

Stolas blinks, "You really think that's the reason?"

Blitzo nods, "Yessir, they couldn't handle that I moved on."

Stolas walks up to the table, "Oh! So you're used to being the one who crushes others' feelings, hm?"

"Ooooh..." (Y/N) winced from the realization that Stolas just went through in the last 2 days.

"If by..." Blitzo imitates Stolas mockingly, "...'crushes other's feelings' you mean-" He slides a finger across his throat, "...end shit before it gets serious, then bingo. I'm doing everyone a favor because relationships are boooring." Blitzo paused and looked at (Y/N), who seemed hurt as Blitzo noticed his tattoo that was on her chest was gone.

[YES the famed Tattoo, only mentioned in one chapter was Lasered off XD. Btw, y'all wearing a bathing suit where the tattoo is necessary. Usually it's not but finally, it's gone]

(Y/N) scowls, "Oh yes, very boring." (Y/N) hissed out.

Stolas strokes (Y/N)'s head, comfortingly, "So what are you doing here then?"

"Uh, I- waiting for you two to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now!" Blitzo smiled nervously.

"Get out!" Stolas points to the exit, "Right now!"

Blitzo paused, "What?"

Stolas rubs his forehead, "I'm tired of this. We're uncomfortable with how you're speaking to us now."

"Oh, come on, Stolas. You can't tell me this isn't a fantasy of yours." He gets up on the table, "You want me to show your rich, prince-y ass what a real fuckin' is...while our dear lovely watches..."

"Stop it!" Stolas walks away, keeping (Y/N) behind him.

"Ha! I'm right, aren't I?" Bltizo gets off the table, "You get off to getting plowed by people you look down on."

"BLITZO...That's enough!" (Y/N) yelled.

Stolas placed his hand on (Y/N)'s head to calm her down, "I don't look down on you! How many times do I ha-" He sighed, "When have I ever!? You speak just like that vile Striker friend of yours. The one who tried to kill me and you couldn't be bothered to come help me. Remember him?"

"Hey look- I do not sound like- I- and I didn't know he was capable- I- I stopped him the first time, didn't I?" Blitzo paused, catching his mistake as (Y/N) face palms.

Stolas chirps in surprise, "The first time?"

"Yeah...I was kidnapped by the fucker twice...wait...was it three times now?" (Y/N) asked herself, as her stomach could be seen with a scar.

[The scar can look however you would like it too-]

"Yeah, the-" Blitzo blinks, "...oh. Oops. I- uh- no, who said tha- I." He scratches his head.

"You knew someone was trying to assassinate me?" Stolas asked.

"I, I- I stopped him! And I...I really didn't think you could actually get hurt-" Blitzo looked down, "...you're immortal and shit! You're a fucking prince!" Stolas picks up his book and begins walking away, holding (Y/N) in his free arm, with Blitzo following, "If me and my team could kick that guy's ass that easily- then I'm sure you'd have no problem."

Stolas sighed, "I suppose you are right, silly me. It's not an imp's place to protect a Goetia is it?"

Blitzo scoffed, "Aaand there it is. Took ya long enough!"

"That's all you were waiting for wasn't it?" Stolas asked, "For me to play into this idea you have of me that I'm this prince who thinks he's so much better than you. Well, I don't!" Stolas grumbled, "Why would I allow everyone to see how much I like you? How I've tried so fucking hard to spend time with you and baby bird, to support you two? You don't owe us those things, but you can't just ignore all that!"

"You know, Stolas... I've spent the entirety of this morning listening to love ballads..." He grabs Stolas' hand and pulls him closer, "...and that was still the- GAYEST THING IV'E HEARD ALL DAY!"

Stolas quickly pulled away, "Do you feel any kind of remorse for what you do? Have you ever even apologized once in your life?"

Blitzo whips his tail around, "OH, you think I can't apologize?" He sniffles, "For what?! You want me to be like- Oh sorry, this entire time I assumed the worse because I was convinced a prince or a beauty such as Lovely could never love someone like me and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about!"

"..." (Y/N) stared at Blitzo, she only saw him like this when he would cry on her lap, drunk.

Stolas bird chirps are heard as he turns back to Blitzo, "Well, yes. That."

"Weeell, fuck you! I can sorry the fuck outta people! Just you watch! I worried Fizz so hard he cried!" Blitzo yelled, "...Fizz even yelled at me about the Lovely issue, so much that he cried." Stolas walks up the stairs with (Y/N) behind him, "And I can sorry more people, everyone but you! Cause I don't owe you dick!" Stolas slams the door on Blitzo as (Y/N) took one single look at Blitzo, with slight pity before the door slammed shut, "Everyone but you."

***

Cut to Blitzo in his apartment laying on his couch, then getting up and getting a cup of coffee. As he looked at a picture of him with (Y/N).

"I can totally apologize to the people I've fucked with." Blitzo gets into his car, "I mean how many people could there possibly be?"

Blitzo writes up a list of names in order: 'Annoying Kid', 'Southern Bitch'. Blitzo is then seen knocking on the door of who is revealed to be Martha.

Martha paused as she seemed slightly, "Yes? Oh. It's you." She crossed her arms, "Thought it was that little Bunny Lookin' Imp coming for tea again..."

Blitzo rolled his eyes, "Heeeyyy Martha, look, I know we killed you in the past, but I just wanted to say no hard feelings and offer this."

Blitzo hands Martha an apology basket, consisting of wads of cheese, bottles of hot sauce, and a note saying 'sorry', putting it in her hands. Behind her, Mrs. Mayberry, emerges from a bedroom, wrapped in a towel and all wet, just coming out of a shower. she flips her hair back before stopping in her tracks, noticing Blitzo. He looks at her, and smiles seductively at Martha, who turns to see a frustrated Mayberry looking at them.

[I don't know why...but I'm making Martha & Mrs. Mayberry your adoptive Mothers XD]

"Yeah, that's fuckin' right." Martha said, "Now you better leave. We're expecting our daughter to come soon."

Martha closes the door, and Blitzo pulls up the list again to cross off her name, along with two other new names: 'Guy I Ran Over' and 'Hot Bouncer'.

***

Cuts to Agent One and Agent Two both look bored, as Blitzo appears from a portal with a card that reads 'Sowy :c' with a horse on it. Blitzo then winks at them and leaves, as they rush to try to get into the portal. Blitzo crosses their names off the list and opens a portal to the Lust Ring, where he gives Jesse flowers with the same sorry card. Afterwards, Blitzo was about to text an apology to Stolas, but he second guessed himself. In the Greed Ring, the mascot of Loo Loo Land is seen next to a campfire. Blitzo then appears in a stroller and stuffs the apology gift into his eyeball. Another portal opens on Earth as Blitzo tosses a gift into the pile of dead bodies he killed. Cuts to Blitzo on stage in a dress and wig apologizing to the audience. Blitzo then tries to text Stolas an apology again, but holds back. Cuts again to the D.H.O.R.K.S. Facility where Blitzo opens a portal right behind Cletus to give him an apology card.

Blitzo closes the party invitation, "Alright, and now onto the exes. Who are aaall in one place..." He sighs, "Yaaay."

***

Cuts to Earth where a portal is opened and Blitzo's car runs over a jack o'lantern.

"Hey buddy, you know where 666 South Maple Avenue might be?" Blitzo asked.

"Down that way, demon dude! Sick costume, bruh." The Guy replied.

Old Man looked at them, "Hey, Happy Halloween! Oh, looks like you missed some makeup there."

"Thaaanks! It's my face." Blitzo drives off down the road.

***

Cuts to inside the party with Stolas just arriving, (Y/N) with him.

Stolas poured himself and (Y/N) a drink, "The one day a year the spirits can rise amongst the living and it's spent celebrating mutual pettiness."

Sailor Demon blinked, "Uh, what?"

"Oh! Nothing!" Stolas laughs, his arm around (Y/N), "I was talking to Baby Bird."

"Cool, man, I wish I was you." The Sailor Demon walks off as Stolas narrowed his eyes at the demon, holding (Y/N) closer.

Stolas starts drinking as (Y/N) does as well, as Verosika Mayday dances over, noticing Stolas and (Y/N).

Verosika smiled, "Hellooo, freshest exes! Stolas! And Darling!" Verosika kisses Stolas & (Y/N) on the cheek, "How're you doing babies, you holding up okay?"

"Oh, I'm fine, I felt it rude not to stop by. I don't get invited out much, but I really shouldn't stay long." Stolas states.

"...And I'm here as moral support...Blitzo and I were never official...so...not an official ex." (Y/N) forced a tired smile.

"Well I'm glad you could make it, honey and Darling." Verosika clinks her cup with Stolas' & (Y/N).

"Well this certainly beats the last earth party I attended on Hallows Eve." Stolas smiled.

***

Cuts to worshippers torturing a man. Stolas is standing there looking bored and have a drink in his hands

"All hail the demon prince, Stolas." A Worshipper exclaims.

"I was told there would be cake?" Stolas says as blood splatters onto him which freaked him out.

***

Cuts back to Stolas drinking his cup. As (Y/N) blinked at the story Stolas just conveyed.

"Speaking of cake, you wanna slice it?" Verosika smiled as she pulls the two over to the Blitzo cake, with multiple arrows in its chest and a machete down its forehead.

"Ohhh...eugh." Stolas looked slightly disgusted.

"...Ooooohh..." (Y/N) eyes sparkled.

"I like to start with the neck." Verosika pulls out a knife, "Or the dick."

Stolas looked down, "Eeuughh."

"You're right. Nobody wants his dick anyway." Verosika violently stabs the part of the cake where his dick would be.

"I...I think I'm content without slicing any of it." Stolas gulped.

"May I have the arms please?" (Y/N) asked as Verosika smirked and handed (Y/N) the knife as (Y/N) stabbed Cake Blitzo's arms off.

"Well live it up baby, you are with friends here. Fuck Blitzo in the fucking ass!" Verosika exclaimed.

A crowd of Succubi and Incubi are seen cheering. Cut to Verosika slicing the head off the cake while laughing. Stolas is shocked as more demons are seen torturing miniature toys of Blitzo, and walks away as (Y/N) quickly followed after but a figure catches her eye, it was a shadow imp just staring at her. As she looked down and kept walking.

[Shadow Imps looks exactly like exorcist expect more from Hell & are made entirely out of shadows]

Blitzo enters the party, "W-o-ow. Have I fucked this many people? Christ on a stick, I should start keeping count." Blitzo started apologizing to more demons, "Sorry for the comment I made at your sister's wedding. Though she did deserve it, she's a whore. Sorry for fucking your mom, though I thought it was your dad." Blitzo sees the piñata made of him and quickly rushes to hide, grabbing the tablecloth to cover under.

Unicorn narrowed her eyes, "Heeey!"

"He did it." Blitzo points at Dennis.

Unicorn rolls her eyes and crosses her arms, "Way to go Dennis. You fucking suck."

"Yeah, you suck Dennis!" An Incubus yelled.

***

Cuts to Blitzo taking a peek outside, before hiding in a crowd looking for (Y/N).

Verosika laughs, "Now-"

Blitzo hides himself more, as he looked around, spotting (Y/N) sitting in a chair in the corner, staring at her drink as Stolas leaned next to her, "Oh shit-"

"—It's time to hear from the first special, new guest of honor of the night- Stolaaassss! Get up here, and say a few words!" Verosika exclaimed.

Stolas spits out drink, "Oh, no. No, no, no. No. I'm not really, um, heheh." He is pushed onto the stage, "Uh, I really shouldn't I-"

"Tell us all about your experience with Blitzo. That cock sucking motherfucker! C'mon baby, speak from your heart. We all here know how you feel." Verosika smiled.

"Um. Ohh, ahahaha, um. Stolas looks into the crowd before singing as he notices (Y/N) giving him a small smile and thumbs up.

https://youtu.be/rtk2Ye3Rx3w

Stolas: I let you get too close

I let it go too far

Now I know, now I know

Now I know exactly what you aaare

Verosika and Tex: Na na na, na na, na

A motherfucker

Na na na, na na, na

A motherfucker

Stolas: I don't think you meant to hurt me

Cause I don't think it meant a thing at all

All: At all, at all, at all

While singing this line, Blitzo makes his way to the front of the audience, looking annoyed.

All: At all, at all, at all

Stolas: At all, at all, to you

Verosika and Tex: Na na na, na na, na

All: The motherfucker

Na na na, na na, na

The motherfucker

Transitions to inside Stolas's mansion.

Stolas: I let it go too long

I let you go too deep

Now I know, now I know

Now I know there's one thing I can't keep

Visual representations of the sun and moon appear behind Stolas. In this case, the Sun being (Y/N) while the Moon being Blitzo.

Stolas: But I, I keep on waiting

Waiting to want you less than I do

Transitions into a location with several pictures of Blitzo hanging from the ceiling. With some others being of (Y/N).

Stolas: And I do, oh I do, yes I still do want you

But maybe it's all on me

For missing every sign and every glance and every turn

The images of Blitzo turn into both Verosika and Vortex

Verosika and Tex: No, no, no, he's a motherfucker

Stolas: Maybe there's something here for us to glean

For you to teach and me to try and learn

While singing that line, Stolas puts his hand on the picture and it shatters, along with the other ones. As the only ones still fine were the ones of (Y/N).

Verosika and Tex: No, no, no he's a motherfucker

Stolas: Cause darling, you're a thief, but you were mine to earn

What if I came on too strong?

What if I read this all wrong?

What if we just don't belong?

All this what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if

Why, why, why, why why why, makes me burn!

Transitions back to Stolas singing on the stage.

Stolas: Oh, I don't think you meant to hurt me

Cause I don't think it meant a thing at all!

Verosika and Tex: Well did it?

Stolas: No, not at all

Verosika and Tex: Didn't mean a goddamn thing

All: At all, at all, at all

Band: Didn't mean a, didn't mean a

Stolas: At all, at all, at all

While singing that line, Blitzo is seen annoyed from the crowd and hides himself.

Band: Didn't mean a, didn't mean a

Stolas: At all, at all to you

All: Na na na, na na, na

The motherfucker

Na na na, na na, na

The motherfucker

Transitions into an image of younger Blitzo and Stolas, and then breaks in half to reveal their older selves, with Stolas pulling away first and Blitzo walking off.

All: Na na na, na na, na

Stolas: The motherfucker

"Thank you for your time." Stolas walks off the stage as the crowd cheers.

"That is how we do it!!" Verosika cheers as she notices (Y/N) in the corner of the room, she looked at Stolas who was eyeing (Y/N), "...So...What's the deal with Cutie?" Verosika asked, leaning against the bottom of the stage, "Didn't expect her to be your guest...or be here..."

"...You didn't hear?" Stolas asked.

"Hear?" Verosika paused, "Hear what?"

Stolas took a deep breath, "Blitzo...slapped (Y/N)."

Verosika took a second to figure out in what exact context the 'slap' was for but once she figured it out, "OH THAT FUCKER?!" Verosika slammed her drink down on the table as she stormed over to (Y/N) and smiled at her, "Hey Cutie..." She leaned on the wall next to (Y/N).

(Y/N) sniffled, "...H...Hey Verosika..." She weakly smiled.

Verosika quickly took note of (Y/N) not being the fangirl that she met back then (Spring Broken), "I heard you can sing?" She smiled, "Stolas let his emotions out that way...would it make you feel better if you did that too?" She asked.

(Y/N) looked at the stage and sighed, "...Alright." Verosika took her hand and headed towards the stage as Stolas quickly made a chair appear in the front and sat down.

[Not Stolas being your #1 fan XD]

"Okay...Okay..." Verosika walked on stage as people still talked, making her pissed, "Helllllo?" She grumbled, "SHUT UP!!!" She yelled as everyone did indeed, shut up, "Good. Now my Cutie is gonna sing her fucking feelings out about that fucker we all love to hate!"

In the back of the room, Blitzo was entering into the room once more as he spotted (Y/N) on stage as the quick memory of the song two minutes ago came flashing back. Blitzo watched in slight horror, he didn't want to hear about what he did, cause he knew what he did was wrong.

Verosika stepped away from the mic, gesturing to it with a smile, "...You're up, love." She gave a thumbs up.

(Y/N) stepped up to the mic with a sigh before placing her hands on the mic and looking out into the crowd as she grew nervous. She had done this time and time again as Sniper but yet, with so much going on right now, was it worth it? Was he worth it? What was worth anymore? She wished that everything could just...disappear. She wished she would just disappear.

Stolas watched her, "Pssst...Baby Bird!!" He whispered as she looked at him, "You've got this." He smiled softly.

(Y/N) smiled a bit at him and remembered all the people who care about her. Millie, Moxxie, Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Verosika, Loona, Octavia, Bee, Stella, Vortex, and, of course, Stolas. They believe her, they trust her, and they know she can do this. She took one last deep breath before the music began.

[Slow melody]

(Y/N): Why do I feel so alone?

As I stand here.

Why do I feel like a corpse?

With broken bones.

And Why does my soul feel...

Place in the ground.

Tell me why did you...

Drive my soul into the ground...

Blitzo stood there as he listened to the lyrics as he looked down, ashamed. Stolas was listening as his face looked to be so concerned, as well as Verosika and Vortex.

(Y/N): Remember when we fall

You promised to catch me

You said you keep my smile alive

No matter what we see

But now I don't know where to go

I feel so alone

You drove my soul into the ground

You drove my soul into the g-ground

Stolas looked at her, '...Baby Bird...' He felt horrible for not knowing how she felt about the whole issue of Blitzo in this.

'Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.' Blitzo cursed at himself over, over, over, and over again.

(Y/N): Why do I feel?

So much power.

Why do I not know?

How to love you.

And Why do I not know the truth I see?

Is it because you don't believe me?

So tell me why...

You drove my soul into the ground

Verosika nodded to Vortex as Vortex put his guitar on and started to play a little rock melody along with (Y/N)'s lyrics.

[Bit faster melody but still sentimental]

(Y/N): Remember when we fall

I guess you don't remember at all

You said you keep my smile alive

But we're not meant to be

But now I don't know where to go

I feel so alone

After drove my soul into the ground

You drove my soul into the ground

Verosika was playing piano as the melody slowed down.

(Y/N): A million promises clouded my thoughts

Toxic waves drove us apart

I thought I was worthless

Only for pleasure

But now I know

I am more than will ever know!!

A little drumming beat is heard as the guitar comes back quickly.

(Y/N): Remember when we fall

Guess you really remember at all

You said you keep my smile alive

But look where we are now

And now I know where to go

I'll feel so alone

And no matter what I know to just be me

You drove my soul into the ground

You drove my soul into the ground, ground

Blitzo felt tears in his eyes as even Stolas had tears in his eyes. Everyone was watching as they all used their phone as little flashlights, moving to the beat. As the melody slowed down for the end.

(Y/N): And I never will know how you feel

How we could have been...

After you...

Drove my soul...

Into the...

Ground.

(Y/N) looked down as the song ended. The lights slowly dimmed on stage as (Y/N) exited the stage. Stolas quickly moved to her and engulfed her into a hug as he cried.

"BABY BIRD!!! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!" Stolas cried with one of his adorable crying faces.

"...Thanks." (Y/N) smiled sadly as Stolas placed a hand on her cheek.

Stolas smiled, "For tonight...how about you pack some stuff and have a sleepover with your friends...those two employees you work with." He smiled.

(Y/N) looked up at him, a bit shocked, "R...Really?"

"...I can miss having you for one night." Stolas kissed her forehead, "Shall we go enjoy some cake and alcohol?" He held his hand out to her.

(Y/N) took his hand, "Alright."

The two walked off as Blitzo still stood in the back, shocked as he quickly adjusted the table cloth and rushed after them, hoping to catch up.

Verosika smiled, "Alrighty bitches, let's get wild!" She yelled.

Blitzo sighs, knowing he screwed up big time.

***

Cuts to Blitzo walking inside the building and up to drunk (Y/N), as Stolas was nowhere to be seen.

"Hey." Blitzo looked down at her.

(Y/N) spits out her drink, "Blitzo?! What are you doing here? You're lucky everyone is drunk or you would be murdered right now." (Y/N) chuckled.

"Ah, no, it's good I'm in a disguise." Blitzo smiled.

(Y/N) pulls down the tablecloth on Blitzo to hide him, and walks him around while grabbing drinks.

"Wow. I've never seen you throw 'em back like this." Blitzo states, slightly blushing.

"Came just to judge me, is that it?" (Y/N) asked, "Or...to hit me again?"

"No, I just- this was the final stop on the apology tour I've been on today." Blitzo looked away.

"Oh, yes, I heard.... Everyone but me and Stolas is getting your cheap apologies tonight, huh?" (Y/N) laid down on the couch, "Well, you certainly have your work cut out for you."

Blitzo looked at her, "Look, how I acted this morning...with you and Stolas... it was fucked, okay?"

"This morning?" (Y/N) groan and tried to sit up, struggling, "Ughhh, why did you show up there? Why'd you show up here?"

"You already asked that, but look, I...I just really need to..." Blitzo sighed, "...to talk to you, to...to explain...actually...I can't explain or excuse what I did to you...but I can try, I guess?"

"Oh?" (Y/N) looked up at him.

"I've always been real shit at sorries, kay?" Blitzo looked down, "They're for pussies and no one fuckin' deserve them anyway, but I felt maybe you actually needed one...you mean...everything to me."

"Oooooh lucky meeee!" (Y/N) shot her arms up into the air, only to lay them on her stomach.

"Oh shit. Okay, what I mean is, I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, didn't really mean any of it. Because the only one I wanted to say it to..." Blitzo looked at (Y/N), "Was you (Y/N). I just... this whole thing we had going...and I get...you're just trying to protect me...and everything..." Blitzo sighed, "I'm...I mean you're a fucking princess in my eyes. How could you ever actually care for an imp... me? How could anybody?" Blitzo covered his eyes.

"Blitzo." (Y/N) finally sat up, "There is a crowd full of people here, who cared so much, they threw an entire fucking party about hating you, every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

"(Y/N), you are better off without me. Kay? You deserve so much..." Blitzo had tears in his eyes, "I don't even know why you would want to be with me...but...I'll fight everyday until...I can prove myself to you...and to myself that...I do deserve you!"

"You wanna know what I want?" (Y/N) leaned back, "I want to know what it's like, to not be alone..." (Y/N) had tears in her eyes, "I want to be someone's someone. I want to feel wanted. But like, in a romantic way, like I'm standing out in the rain at a train station and someone is shouting: 'Harriet! Don't get on that train, it's going to London and I cannot be without you!'..."

"Oh Lovely, that's... a rom-com." Blitzo sighed.

(Y/N) rolled her eyes, "The point is, I just... want someone to care, if I stay or go. I want someone to want me. To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think 'You're the only one I want!'...To protect me from the danger I know is coming..." She sheds tears, "I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so..."

As (Y/N) spoke, Blitzo feels more and more guilty with how horrible he treated her. and when (Y/N) crouches down, he leans his hand to stroke her, but stops when (Y/N) sits up.

"Why are you even here, Blitzo? I don't want you here, go home please! Let me not feel in pain anymore...make the pain stop..." (Y/N) hugs her knees, sobs, and then takes a deep breath.

Blitzo is about to say something when Stolas suddenly appears.

[Fun Fact: The Incubus name in the Wiki is called - "Better than Blitzo" XD]

"Hey Baby Bird, Are you alright?" Stolas got down to her level, ignoring Blitzo.

"Oh! Hey..." (Y/N) smiled softly.

"Once again, that was a beautiful song, Baby Bird. You've got great pipes." Stolas wipes her tears.

"Thank you." (Y/N) looked at him.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sings fantastic, we're talking here!" Blitzo waves his arms, Stolas ignores him.

"I was wondering if..." Stolas brushes back his feathers, "...maybe... I dunno... you wanna dance." He put his hand out.

"You... want... to... dance... with me?" (Y/N) blushed a bit.

Stolas stands up, "Of course, Baby Bird."

(Y/N) looks between both demons. Blitzo sighs and gestures for her to go.

(Y/N) smiles excitedly, "Okay!"

Blitzo watches as (Y/N) takes Stolas' hand and leaves the room to dance. Blitzo walks to the door and watches as (Y/N) cheerfully dances before seeing Verosika walk up the stairs. He walks up the stairs and stands next to her, removing the sheet from his head.

"Hey Ver." Blitzo sighed sadly.

Verosika looked annoyed, "So, an 'apology tour'? Huh? You got a lotta balls coming here, Blitzo" She smokes a cigarette.

"Yeah, I know. Everyone here hates me." Blitzo looked down.

"Yep. That's the point, dumbass." Verosika rolled her eyes.

"So what, you waiting for your sorry?" Blitzo asked.

"Oh fuck you, you little prick!" Verosika cursed.

"Well, I'm sorry for telling it like it is, sister." Blitzo cursed, noticing a shadow figure staring at (Y/N) and watches.

Verosika doesn't reply. instead, she just scowls at him and turns her gaze away, which annoys Blitzo.

Blitzo looked at her, "What? I'm just being honest! Sorry I dumped ya! Sorry I didn't fall head over heels for you! Or that guy or, fucking Dennis or EVERYONE ELSE AT THIS STUPID, FUCKING, PARTY!!!"

Verosika groaned, "Ugh, you are so fucking SHITTY! Do you HEAR yourself?!"

"EVERYONE'S SHITTY! Hello?! We live in Hell! Why am I suddenly the bad guy for sucking at relationships?!" Blitzo yelled.

"Are you expecting sympathy?" Verosika asked mockingly, "...oooh, poor Bwitz, Finally owning up that his actions affect other people's fee-fees!" She scowls, "Bitch, please!" Verosika then leans on the rails, and Blitzo does the same. after a second or two, Verosika continues, "How do you think I felt? When the fun guy I was dating decided to just, bail on me because I made the shitty mistake of saying I...I love..." Verosika groans, "Ugh! It was the most embarrassing feeling. To be vulnerable for once and. You really just, know how to send a message in the most shittiest, fucking way." As she spoke, Blitzo sits down, his legs poking through the rail bars, as he lets her words sink in, feeling more guilty for what he's done, "The worst part is you still make me feel like a bad person for being angry at you now. Verosika kicks a bar off the rails, as she then sits down, looking to an imp throwing knives at a Blitzo shaped target, who then cries, another imp comforting him, "But, hosting this party, for everyone else you dicked over? At least I can help others cope with the shit you gave them." She notices Blitzo, "What? No snarky comeback?"

Blitzo sighed, "No. you're right. I really am, ya know. Sorry. I...don't want to be this way. Not forever."

Verosika then gives a small smile, satisfied, before she looks to the dance floor, smirking, "Looks like Stolas & (Y/N) are having a good time."

"Yeah, well. She deserves it." Blitzo smiled.

On the dance floor, (Y/N) dances with Stolas. The latter flies up a bit to be at eye level, before he holds the female imp, and catches her by surprise with a kiss. (Y/N) returns in kind as they then depart, their tongues semi-wrapped with each other. Blitzo stares in shock at what he was witnessing, and Verosika's smirk grows.

"Woah. A really good time." Verosika only seemed slightly jealous, but fine about it.

"Oh, that LOVELY STEALING COCK BAG!!!" Blitzo yelled.

"Hold it, Blitzo. Y'know, if you really wanna change, it just starts with saying: 'Good for her, hope she gets laid.'..." Verosika simply advised him.

Blitzo growls with jealousy as he watches the scene. down below, (Y/N) and Stolas depart from their kiss, and Verosika's words sink into his head, making Blitzo calm down. Verosika then hands a plate of Blitzo cake to Blitzo.

"Here. Have some cake, fuckwad." Verosika nods.

https://youtu.be/To3RKICMmIE

Verosika stands up and leaves silently. Over You starts playing in the background as Blitzo stares at his plate of cake. Sighing, he drops the plate, puts on his disguise and walks down the stairs. He looks at an incubus drinking, visible tears in his eyes. Blitzo then sees two demons in the background pulling a Blitzo shaped pinata apart. Blitzo then passes the dancefloor, seeing (Y/N) dancing, seeing her so happy with Stolas, he hated it. Blitzo leaves, closing the door behind him. As he walks, he passes other demons, including Wally Wackford who hands out refreshments. Blitzo takes off his disguise and gets in his van. He turns on the radio, only for Over You to play. Blitzo drops his head on the steering wheel, the horn blaring as the episode ends.

He's getting closer.

Run Away.

No one is safe.