It was a nice day in Hell and Blitz was driving the van with Loona next to her and Moxxie and Millie sitting at the back listening to hard rock metal music. Moxxie covered his ears while Millie stick her head out. Blitz wanted to ask Yuri to take a ride with them but she refused because she already have her black motorcycle with green flames on the side.

They drove to their parking spot but suddenly a pink car came in fast and took it.

" oh you suck for life do you?" Said Blitz. He took out his mega mic " LISTEN UP YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET OUT IF MY PARKING SPOT OR ELSE I'M GONNA TAKE IT!!!" Blitz shouted.

From the pink car came a tall woman coloured hot pink skin with sunglasses and chewing gum.

" oh shit. Verosika" said Blitz putting down his mic.

" Blitzo" she said. Blitz got out of the car and walked towards her.

" why are you here? This is the only parking spot my company have!" Said Blitz " I can smell fish from miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down!"

" and I should've known you were here because of the amber alert" said Verosika.

They heard a motorcycle coming and it was Yuri taking off her black helmet and parked her motor. She walked towards them.

" hey Blitz. What's going on here?" She asked

" I'll tell you wants going on. This cheap whore is my ex girlfriend and I'm gonna make her move her tamper race car somewhere else" said Blitz

" wait she's your ex?" Said Yuri turning towards the tall woman " have we met before?"

" oh yes I think we met in rehab" said Verosika taking a spit of her beezle juice.

" I can see your still a drunken whore" said Blitz.

" are you mad Blitzo? Are you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room run the miles long stealing my car and max out my credit card for shitty horses riding lessons?!" Said Verosika with Blitz

" god dammit whore you would not let that go!"

" you go to horse riding lessons?" Said Yuri

" choke on a sound paper cock" said Verosika walking away pointing the middle finger.

Blitz was about to stop her but a huge hell hound appear and scared him.

" sir you dated a pop star?" Said Yuri

" yeah I did"

" was it before or after?" Said Millie coming out of the van.

" why are you all so interested in my life? I don't pride into your stupid life" said Blitz

" you do that all the time" said all of the crew.

" what was sex with her like?" Said Millie

" MILLIE?!" Said Moxxie

" what she's a pop star. You wanna know what sex with Micheal Profert was like" said Millie.

" touché" said Moxxie.

" ok let's just do this shit. Millie park our van somewhere or the time being. Moxxie, Loony and Yubabe. Let's go handle this shit" said Blitz.

They went into the building looking for Verosika.

" oh if you wanna find her, she's in her studio. There wasn't room on the first floor so they rented one here" said the hell hound.

" oh common!" Said Blitz

" sorry man" said Vortex who was the hell hound.

" sir do you want me to handle this one my own?" Moxxie went on and Blitz just ignored him for a while

" Moxxie shut the fuck up" said Blitz

" ok then" Moxxie went in the studio where he found Verosika and her crew. " hello miss Verosika. I work for IMP and we really need that parking spot"

" aw look at the little one. He's got a little bow tie" said one of the succubus.

" please don't condescend me mam I-"

" wanna give you a kiss little guy?" Said one of the boy succubus

" a kind offer but I'm married"

" hey why won't you send a little message back for you limp dick boss" said Verosika. They started to make out with him while Blitz looked from the window.

" Moxxie don't let her access any of your holes!" Said Blitz. Moxxie came running to the door and walked towards the waiting room to lie down.

" uh... Blitz? Are you ok?" Said Yuri looking at him and waving her hands toward his face.

" OH THIS WON'T STAND!!!!" Shouted Blitz while Yuri duck down looking at him with fear. Blitz kicked the door down and confronted Verosika " ok you whores! That's it. I challenge you to a fucking challenge. Fuck I said that twice"

" ooh is he starting a demon duel?" Said one of the succubus

" I think he is. What's the game then Blitzo?" Said Verosika.

"Every year during spring break you STD spreaders go to the human world and fuck with humans. So I bet you succubitch can't fuck as many people as we can off" said Blitz.

" well ok. Bring it on. Bitch" said Verosika.

Blitz and his team gather around the meeting table.

" ok shut your ass up because here is the plan" said Blitz showing a drawing of the plan " first we kill as much humans as possible then we put it on a boat let the sharks, squids and other shitty sea animals eat them and rub in their whore ass face. any questions?"

" uh yeah. Why wasn't that the plan?" Said Moxxie.

" that wasn't a question Moxxie"

" hey is it ok if we can come with you guys?" Said Loona.

"Absolutely not I forbid" said Blitz.

" well we can blend in with the humans more enough" said Yuri.

" wait say that again" said Blitz.

" we can blend in?" Said Yuri.

" so you two can turn into a human form?" Said Millie

" yes why?" Said Loona

" ok new plan. Loony and Yuri can lure the humans in and we will handle the rest" said Blitz.

" but sir there is still one problem left. We need clients. We can't just go up there for no reason and kill random strangers" said Yuri.

" it's ok. I've got that covered"

Outside, Blitz stuck a poster of a kill for 50% off.

" and now we wait" said Blitz.

" sir are we even gonna get enough clients at the end of the day with one bad grammar flyer?" Said Moxxie. Then a long line formed.

" see. Ok who's first?" Said Blitz.

After a while, they went to the beach under a dock.

" ok so we need to lure them to a safe place. Open air will draw attention to us to Loony and Secretary Yuri need to get them to a safe place. I will be with Loony while you two will be with Yuri ok? Girls you got the list?" Said Blitz.

Loona sniff while Yuri scanned the names on the list.

" yep" said the two girls.

A blue aura goes around Loona and she transforms into a human. A purple aura surrounded Yuri and she became a human.

" whoa Loony Yuri look at you. You both looks won right awful. Now fetch!" Said Blitz.

In Loona's vision, she sees the target coloured red while Yuri is blue.

They killed a bunch of people at the end of the day.

" ok now that's mine kills in the bag. I would like to see that bitch-" before Blitz can continue, Verosika came to the stage and a crowd gathered around to see her sing.

" this is your final boarding call. All aboard" said Verosika started singing.

" GOD DAMMIT!!!" Said Blitz.

" common let's just continue the work" said Yuri.

" where's Loona?" Said Moxxie

" there!" Said Millie pointing to her. Loona was taking with Vortex.

" sir let us handle this ok?" Said Yuri. Blitz didn't say anything and just walked towards Loona. They started to have an argument while Millie, Moxxie and Yuri go and kill more people.

Then a hugged fish monster appeared.

Millie turned around and saw Moxxie absolutely drunk from all the beer he drank.

" Millie you get Moxxie, I'll handle the fish" said Yuri.

Millie grabbed Moxxie just in time while Yuri use her mucus and melted the monster.

" hey Yuri you ok?" Said Millie.

" *pant* I'm fine *pant*" said Yuri. Verosika's crew went to Blitz.

" oh look who it is. It's the whores"

" that was handle kinda easy. Wasn't it?" Said Verosika

" I don't think this belong to us" said Yuri holding Verosika's beezle juice. She threw it towards her.

" it would be a shame if people knew you were behind the giant monster attack" said Millie.

" but there is another way around. We can keep your secret if you let's us use the parking spot" said Blitz.

" fine" said Verosika.

" WE FUCKING WON!!!" Said Blitz. The imps with Yuri went down back to hell while Verosika and her crew was arrested by the police.