So this is my third shorts I'm doing and I really hope you like the shorts so far. When I saw this shorts, I absolutely love it and I got several ideas on how to approach this with Yuri. This is one of my favourite shorts so far. Hope you enjoy. ⚠️ cringe ⚠️

Yuri was in her office typing away on her computer engrossed in her work when a knock came from the door as she looked up.

" come in!" She said as the door opened and revealed Loona coming in and giving her a file as she placed it on her desk in front of her.

" new mission for you secretary" said Loona with her left hand on her hip looking bored.

" can't Blitz, Millie or Moxxie do it?" She asked since Yuri needed to do some work considering the last mission they did took up most of her work.

" the two love birds is at some opera musical or some shit while Blitz is on a mission on his own so it's only you" said Loona explaining.

" seems like I got no choice huh?" Said Yuri as she took the file and opened it.

" guess so. Have fun" said Loona as she turned around and went out of Yuri's office closing the door behind her.

Yuri looked at the file as it contains only one paper which showed a picture of a young boy at the upper right corner of the paper as she looked at the details at the left side and on the bottom of the paper.

' alright his name is Aiden Louis, male aged 16. Ok a high schooler then. He lives in San Francisco at the suburbs and this client wants him dead because of some shit he said. Ok. I think I can handle this' thought Yuri.

She got up as she closed the file and placed it on her desk as she rubbed the gem and a diamond shaped portal opened as she stepped in.

A diamond shaped portal opened as Yuri walked out and she is hiding behind some bushes as she looked at the house where Aiden lives. Suddenly, she got a phone call.

She picked it up and saw the ID as Millie was calling her.

" hey Mils I'm on a mission right now" said Yuri on the phone. " no thanks Mils I don't want to go to the opera musical. I have to sit through some boring opera with Moxxie the other night because you and Blitz was on a mission and you owe me that ok? I'll talk to you later. Bye" she hung up the phone but felt a bit guilty that Millie didn't want to go with Moxxie to that opera musical. Millie did tell her that she tried to get Blitz to join but he's on a mission as well. Yuri only went with Moxxie to the opera the other night because Millie and Blitz was on a mission together somewhere and Loona didn't seem interested in going and Yuri knows she's just going to make fun of Moxxie. Yuri went with him and despite Moxxie enjoying it, Yuri felt bored and almost fell asleep during the show.

Yuri snapped back to reality as she walked closer to the house. Since the area seem deserted and it's currently night time, Yuri didn't bother changing to her human disguise as she walked closer and saw Aiden's parents watching tv down stairs as Yuri used her hands and turned them into tentacles as she used the suckers and started climbing on the wall to the window at the second floor.

She looked through the window and saw Aiden sitting there wearing headphones watching his computer as he wore a brown coat with his hoodie up with black shirt and pants as he pushed his black frame round glasses up to his bridge nose and brushed his brown to green hair back to the side of his face.

" this is way too easy" said Yuri to herself.

She pressed her hand against the window and pushed it up as she sneaked under the window crack as she stood a couple of feet away from Aiden with a silent pistol that she took out from under her coat.

" I'm gonna kill this teenage boy with my gun since I need the money~ shoot shoot shoot him dead~" sang Yuri to herself.

As she got closer, she aimed the gun at Aiden and fired a bullet at him. Since she's using a silent pistol, it didn't make a sound since Yuri didn't want people to burst into his room and find him dead because of the sound of bullets. But when the bullet fired, it was suddenly stopped and Yuri saw a yellow glowing force field shield appear surrounding Aiden.

" what the-!" Shouted Yuri as Aiden suddenly turned around as his headphones got knocked off and his computer switched from watching the video to his computer background.

" what the- what are you?!" Shouted Aiden to Yuri. Aiden took a closer look at Yuri who stood shock as he looked at her with wide eyes sparkling.

Downstairs, Aiden's parents heard a thud as they looked up and back at their tv.

" seems like he's watching those hen-tay again" said his mother.

" don't worry honey. He's a teenage boy and I've been through the same thing" said his father.

Back upstairs, Yuri stood there shock but snapped out of it and looked at Aiden dead in the eye.

" your worst nightmare bitch!" Shouted Yuri as she keeps on firing bullets at him. But the shield still appeared and protected him from the bullets. " what the- how are you doing that-!? What is that?!" She pointed at the glow near both his ears.

" oh it's a limited edition elf ear cuff from the 'dungeon and dragons' convention and fantasy world" said Aiden as he pulled the side of his right side hoodie down a bit to show Yuri an ear cuff on his ear which looked pointed as it represented an elf ear coloured yellow as it shined to her. " plus it's the ear cuff that protects the wear from..." Aiden looked closer at Yuri taking in her form as he realised she isn't human. " wait are you a demon? Like... a real demon?" Aiden looking a bit too happy at Yuri as he pointed at her.

" uh... I think so- well I used to live then die and I came back as this octopus powered demon body or some shit- how did you even get tha-" before Yuri could continue, Aiden stopped her.

" a demon?! Here in my room and she's gonna take me to hell with her?" Said Aiden with a helpless but exciting voice. " my 13 year old me would be so happy right now"

" wait what?" Said Yuri.

She looked around the room and saw there were multiple fantasy posters stuck on the wall with shelves filled with fantasy books, action figures, stuffed toys and props on each of the shelves. But what Yuri found most interesting is the fact that all of it is related to demons, fantasy creatures especially octopus since she saw one of the action figures who looked like a very voluptuous octopus women wrapping a man and a body pillow which showed another octopus women in an intimate position with little to no clothing.

" oh... your one of those people..." said Yuri who was already awkward and uncomfortable in the room as she realised she's in a room which she remembered it's a teenage boys room and she knew that teenage boys would have these kinds of fantasy but not this extreme.

" so what's your name malady" said Aiden who got closer to Yuri as he walked around the room.

" uh... Yugi Yuri? Look I'm here to-"

" your here to take me with you right? To fulfill my dreams and mission to find a beautiful women like you and take me with you to hell where we can be together forever right?" Said Aiden who was acting dramatic and throwing dramatic movements. " are you using your nasty spell on me?"

" wha- no I'm just standing here listening to you dude" said Yuri with a weird expression on her face.

" if you say so master" said Aiden who was bowing down to Yuri as he was on his knees. " I mean- mommy~" he got up and walked closer to Yuri as he placed his hands on the side of her face. " when I look into your eyes, I see a future. A future where you are in with me"

" what the- dude just let me kill you and send you to hell man!" Shouted Yuri as she pushed his hands away and took a couple of steps back.

" I get it! You're here to take me to hell with you because you lost your husband since Satan took him from you!" Said Aiden as he rushed to his computer and typed out a whole story while saying his words.

" wha- what husband?! I'm not even married! And I'm pretty sure I'm older than you and I don't wanna step into the grass. I don't wanna have a relationship with you! Your underage and even thought I'm dead and in hell, I know where to draw the line!" Said Yuri who was already freaked out.

" but still~ it's kinda hot to be in a relationship with an older women like you~" said Aiden as he got up and closer to Yuri.

" ew! I don't get why boys like older women. Look kid I was sent here to kill you because someone was making a complaint against you since that one time you were being an asshole to them online and they didn't like it and placed a target on you and hired me. I don't make the rules so if someone asked me to kill someone I would" said Yuri.

" *gasp* you want to kill me?!" Said Aiden looking at Yuri with bright sparkling eyes.

" I never wanted to kill someone more in my entire life" said Yuri 'minus my parents and my ex-bullies'

" you want to kill me and take me to hell so we can be together forever right?!" Said Aiden.

" ok look whatever gets you there buddy but can we hurry this up?" Said Yuri. " just take off those ear cuff and stand still ok?" She draws out her silent pistol at Aiden.

" yes~!" Moaned Aiden as he took off the ear cuffs throwing it out of his window.

" great" said Yuri monotone. Aiden wrapped his arms around Yuri's neck as he wrapped her left arm around Aiden as she pointed the gun at him with his right hand.

" make it quick mommy octie" said Aiden looking up at Yuri.

Yuri just stared at him with a blank uncomfortable face before aiming the gun at his chest and shooting at his heart.

Aiden moaned with a blush appearing on his face as Yuri looked away as they kneeled on the floor.

" I would enjoy your death if you didn't moan" said Yuri feeling more uncomfortable.

" it's ok my octopus love. We... will meet again... soon..." said Aiden before he closed his eyes and his head tilting to the side. Finally Aiden died in Yuri's arms.

" shoot shoot shoot..." said Yuri as she shot Aiden three more times on his chest. She got up leaving Aiden's dead body as she rubbed the gem and a diamond shaped portal open as she stepped into it.

Back in hell, Yuri was in her office on the phone with the client.

" ok I've already killed that Aiden freak so just wire me the money now so I don't have to think about this ever again ok?" Said Yuri as she hung up the phone.

" oh Yuri my love~!" Shouted a familiar voice from outside the building.

Yuri's eyes widen as she looked out her window and saw Aiden there.

He now has light green skin with sharp ears sticking out of his hoodie from the holes, he has a third eyes coloured red on his forehead and dark green horns sticking out of his head through this hoodie which have holes from them. His glasses from black is now white as his eyes from brown turned to blue. He now has a light green tail sticking out of his maroon coloured pants as his shirt is still black but with four large red dots on it signalling the shot that Yuri shoot at him. Aiden saw her and was waving at her from down the building.

" I'm here for you my love Yuri! I saw a bill board and saw it has a picture of you! I'll be here by your side forever! Yuri-kun! Mommy Yuri!" Shouted Aiden.

In Yuri's office, her blinds were down but it didn't cover the window since there were still cracks as she turned the stick on the side as the blinds now cover her window as Yuri sank down on her knees and he back pressed against the wall.

Loona and Blitz came into her office as Loona looked confused while Blitz looked at her with a scared face as if he was also traumatised.

" don't tell me, your one got a kink for demon things and wants you to kill them so you can be together?" Said Blitz. Yuri was shocked that Blitz knew what happened.

" yeah... you?" Said Yuri.

" same... fuck!" Said Blitz.

Loona stood there shocked as well as Yuri buried her face in her hands as she wished Aiden to go away and never see her again.

When writing this chapter, I have several ideas on how to approach this, that episode became my favourite shorts. It's so funny and it made me laugh. Hope you like it. See you all in the next chapter. Bye!