"Hey there I'm Cletus" said the small boy up in heaven with angel wings. " and I am part of a CHERUB to help you people not to die and good people will go up to heaven" They started singing a song with two other singers. One is named Collin the male purple sheep and another that is also a sheep but a female yellow colour named Keenie.

Back in hell, the ad played itself and Blitz shoot the small tv with his shot gun.

"Bulls eye B" said Millie who was sitting next to him. Yuri pushed the broken small to that was lit off the nightstand.

"Common Moxxie give me another one" said Blitz. Moxxie carried another tv to the stand and turned it on "common give me some shitty show to watch so I can shoot it" Moxxie started switching channels until it got to a imp with a top hat wanting to hire some inventors.

" uh... guys? So you feel that?" Asked Yuri feeling something shaking.

" uh... yeah?" Said Loona.

" is it a hell quake?" Said Yuri

" I think so" said Millie. The rumbling started to get louder and more shakier.

" um... there is no such thing as a hell quake" said Moxxie

"Stop freaking out Moxxie!" Shouted Millie while grabbing his collar and shaking him

" I'm not" said Moxxie

" STOP PANICKING YOU FUCK HEAD!" said Loona smacking him towards to wall. The wall broke and Moxxie was under a pile of the wall bricks. It came out a tall man with a hat and glasses.

" hey there I'm Loopty" said the man while using his legs and slither towards the imps.

" you could've used the front door dude" said Yuri

" never mind that now"

" why are you here and why do you smell like a person that just died?" Said Blitz

" because I just did a few minutes ago. And here is the picture of the man I want you to kill" said Loopty holding a picture of a very old man in a bed that look overweight and haven't taken a bath.

" wow already down in hell and already plotting revenge" said Blitz taking the picture " I respect a man like that hi I'm Blitz the o is silent" he shook Loopty's hand. " and this is my secretary and wife, Yuri Yuri"

"I'M NOT YOUR WIFE!!!" shouted Yuri

" so what has this man done to you?" Asked Millie

" me and my partner Lyle were best friends. We were the greatest inventors. We created a machine that can turn people into youngsters. But we were too confident that we set it to old and not young. Lyle survived but I didn't make it" said Loopty

" t-that d-d-doesn't s-sound l-l-Li-like a b-bad t-thing" said Moxxie still crushed but the walls and struggling to speak.

" but it is. That son of a bitch will get all the money and I want him dead alright?" Said Loopty

" uh sir Loopty you do know that when we kill him, he's gonna end up down here with you right?" Said Yuri

" oh it's ok. I'm prepared for that" Loopty summoned robotic tentacles from his back.

After a while, Moxxie, Millie, Blitz and Yuri was in a double decker bus. The three imps were dressed as weird citizen while Yuri was in her human disguise with a floppy hat and a dark sunglasses. They wore this because Loona and Yuri advised them to disguise as a human in order to not draw attention.

" and here we have the famous Lyle Lipton" said the bus keeper. Since the three imps and Yuri was on the top of the bus, they immediately got off. " and there are three people wearing tacky clothes and one who may seem like an orphan who are trying to kill this rich man. It's ok. These things happen all the time" the people on the bus started to take pictures.

Blitz and his team looked through the window and saw Lyle sitting on his bed with lots of machines since he was old. Lyle was holding a picture of his money.

" I'm so sorry my love I can't keep this up. My old useless body will perish" said Lyle kissing the frame. He then took the tube and tie it to make it a hanging rope.

" oh look he's doing our job for us" said Yuri

" should we go in and help him?" Said Moxxie

" it's ok. I think he got it covered" said Blitz. They watch the old man putting the rope on his head but the rope suddenly disappeared with a bright blow. Blowing the crew and the sock cat from Blitz's tail away.

In front of Lyle was three small angels.

" mr Lyle please don't do it" said Cletus

" who the fuck are they?" Said Blitz

" oh no. Sir those are..." said Moxxie

" we are here to show you the wonders on earth that is worth living" said Keenie

" OH HELL NO!!!!!" shouted Blitz " oh listen here!" He smash through the window but end up crashing his face instead but luckily got inside the house. Moxxie, Millie and Yuri opened the door.

" sir it is our great pleasure that you continue committing the suicide" said Moxxie

" yeah you should. And what are you even gonna do with all of this money now that your old?" Said Millie

" and gross" added Yuri cringing her face.

" he can do many things like pay for school hospitals and new schools" said Keenie taking the money and throwing up in the air letting it fly.

" please don't interfere" said Lyle

" you want some help there buddy?" Said Blitz standing next to him " Yuri what have we go?"

" well we got some riffle, BB gun, m 80, crossbow and a sniper" Yuri went on trowing the guns at Blitz.

" common he's much better then that" said Collin. Lyle took the gun and out it in his mouth. Collin immediately took the gun away.

" we will show you the wonders of live that is worth living" said Keenie

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" shouted the crew.

Outside, the three angels took Lyle's bed to a cliff looking at the horizon of nature.

" where are we?" Said Lyle

" we're in nature sir" said Cletus

" if you die now, you would be missing all of this wonderful Mother Nature" said Collin.

" says the baby and two sheep that fucked" said Blitz making a circle with his fingers and a finger going through it.

" that is so inappropriate!!" exclaimed Keenie

" oh kiss our ass prude" said Millie pointing both her middle finger

" yeah nature isn't that wonderful sir" said Blitz. Blitz was dressed as a lion, Millie was dressed as a kitten, Moxxie was dress as a skunk while Yuri was dressed as a squirrel with a big tail.

"you know nature isn't that wonderful if you see deep enough" said Yuri sitting next to Lyle and taking out a binocular and putting it on him. 

Through it, they saw bunnies getting eaten by wolves, a bear crushed by a lumber jack, bee hive attacking the lumber jack while the chainsaw cut both his arms

" stop looking" said Collin trying to take the binocular away.

" I can't! i never want to die more then I do now!" said Lyle with a horror face. Blitz put both his hands on his cheeks sarcastically gasping ad putting a big grin on his face. Millie and Moxxie fist bump each other. 

"um... lets go somewhere else" said Cletus

The bed crushed through the walls in the mall.

" where are we now? please leave me alone and let me perish" said Lyle

" but sir look at those children surrounding Santa" said Keenia pointing to a group of children. 

" oh look at those little vermen. They were being spoiled by their descended parents and being around a creep called Santa and being so naive as usual. Thank you for showing me this" said Lyle.

" wanna see who's lap your sitting on kid?" said Blitz. Blitz was wearing a Santa contume with no bear, Millie and Yuri were dressed as elves wearing a green dress and Moxxie was wearing a Rudolf reindeer costume. Blitz pulled the santa clothes off the Santa person on the chair. It appeared to be a small guy that look like he haven't slept in days. All the children started screaming and running around.

" uh... we should get going" said Cletus pushing the bed with Lyle crying like a baby.

They were again in the woods but its sun down and there was a sign that says 'lovers look out'

" YUCK! this place reeks of teenagers" said Lyle

" lovers look out Mr Lyle. Do you know what is more important?" said Collin

" money?" said Lyle

" no love sir" said Collin

" I've never been in love before. i heard its like making a baby" said Lyle

" its not too late to fall in love sir" said Keenia

" oh really?" said Millie. Blitz, Moxxie, Millie and Yuri were wearing wigs and dresses. Yuri took out a mega mic and gave it to Blitz " hey horny lovers would you wanna fuck with this man!?!!!?" 

All the cars drove away. 

" you know you all are so c-c-c-c-cruel. we're just trying to help a person in need" said Collin

" oh so you think you three are so superior to us just because we want to kill some greedy, selfish unethical capitalist that want to die himself" said Moxxie

" your being too real now Mox" said Blitz. He sprayed him with a bottle that says there 'piss' 

" that is not real pee is it?" asked Yuri being concerned 

" maybe, maybe not" said Blitz with a grin. 

The next stop was at a opera stage. The three angels were dressed in formal wear. On the stage, a woman was dressed as a woman viking wearing a unicorn horse corp on her waist. She was singing a vocal.

" welcome to the life of art and music" said Cletus

Up on the head lamps, Blitz crew were thinking on how to make this bad.

" so um... how are gonna make this opera bad?" said Millia

" you cant. There is nothing bad about opera. and that is a fact" said Moxxie

" I never like opera, its so boring" said Yuri. When Yuri was in her teenage years, her parents would take her to a opera show. Yuri found it boring because all she could hear are just people singing vocals and she just have to sit down.

" unless we ruin it" said Blitz. He use a rope that was connected to the head light of the stage. He started to move it so the woman will move her position. 

" she is not very good" said Lyle. The woman kept on moving while Blitz kept on moving the lights. At some point, it broke. The women gave one last vocal until she was smashed by the head lights like a tomato. All the audience screamed in horror.

" well at least we made it bad" said Blitz

"THAT'S IT!!!! I HAVE HAD IT!!! YOU FOUR MONSTERS HAVE BEEN RUINING US LONG ENOUGH!!!!" shouted Cletus while he and his crew flew up and face Blitz and his crew. 

"WE ARE JUST TRYING TO DO OUR JOBS!" shouted Collin

"AND SO ARE WE!!!" shouted Yuri

"ENOUGH!!!" shouted Cletus. they summoned their crossbows and pointed at them. " WE ARE STILL GOING TO DO OUR JOB AND MAKE THAT MAN KEEP HIS SHITTY LIFE!!!"

" WE ARE ALSO DOING OUR JOBS AS WELL. MY CLIENT PAYED ME AND I ALREADY SPENT IT ON THIS AND THIS!!" shouted Blitz showing a green glitter horse with a silver ring with a ruby. "AND THIS RING IS A WEDDING RING FOR MY WIFE!!!" 

"YOU FOUR MONSTERS ARE SO LOW LIFE AND NOW YOU ARE MESSING WITH HUMANS!!!?? REALLY!!!???" shouted Keenie

" well so are you!" Shouted Millie pushing Blitz to face Keenie "now why won't you shut your trap and go back to where you came from you mouthed contten headed BITCH!!" Millie shouted while grabbing Keenie's purple pearl necklace. 

"FILTHY SHIT HEAD!!!!" shouted Keenie pushing Millie and fighting her while Millie was on the ground. The two groups had a fight. Moxxie use the rope and caught Millie who made out while Millie was shooting with her two guns. Yuri and Blitz were running and finding Cletus while Keenie and Collin were shooting Millie and Moxxie with their crossbows

" this is all starting to make sense now. Life is precious because we only have one. and if these creatures far beyond us are trying to save me then I don't need to die. Plus I'm still rich. i can buy all the stuff I need. i no longer crave death" said Lyle. The audience started clapping for him. 

Blitz was on a pole trying to find Cletus when he was at the front. He try to shoot him but he ran out of ammo. Yuri saw Cletus while holding a knife. 

" hey baby face!" shouted Yuri to get Cletus attention. Cletus turn around and pointed his crossbow at her. Yuri was on the platform aiming for Cletus. " stay away from my boss aka my husband you baby face prick!!!" Yuri use her knife and it hit Cletus crossbow. 

" you filthy animal!" Cletus arrow shot the rope and Blitz fell on the stage with Millie and Moxxie tied up. The pianist stop playing the piano and got off the board while the piano was flying and it crushed Lyle and Lyle died. 

" well thank you for doing our job for us" said Blitz grinning

" oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my god" panicked Collin. Keenie then grabbed his collar

" snap out of it Collin! do not use the Lord's name in vain!" said Keenie

" this isn't over!" said Cletus. Keenie opened the portal and they enter it but suddenly got pushed out "what!!?" Out the portal came a deer, two bees and two sheep.

" yeah not sorry Cletus but I'm afraid your action cause the person to do so yeah no sorry" said the deer angel named Deerie

" we didn't do it. it was all on them" said Keenie pointing to Blitz but little did they know, the imps were gone thanks to Yuri helping them escape and opening the portal. The three angels face were in horror

" yeah so you three cant reenter in heaven so yeah no" said Deerie

" is there anything we can do?" said Collin

" yeah no. no no no no. So yeah bye!" Deerie and her crew went up to the portal in heaven leaving Cletus and his friends crying.

Back in hell, they were upset that they didn't kill the man.

" well no thanks to those fuckers and thanks to Yuri for helping us escape, Lyle is mostly likely in heaven" said Blitz " wait but Yuri did you just say I'm your husband" Blitz gave Yuri a grin leaving Yuri with a blush

" UH NO!!!" lied Yuri " but what are we gonna tell Loopty?" 

" well it seems like we have to face the consequence of fucking up" said Blitz

" and when are we gonna tell him?" said Moxxie

" oh I already did. i texted him since we can't do face to face" said Blitz. Then his wall ends up being crushed through but luckily Moxxie moved away. It was Loopty going down the escalator 

" oh Blitz!" said Loopty

" oh sir Loopty didn't expect to see you here so whats up?" said Yuri while she was sweating

" oh nothing but I wanna thank you for bringing my friend" The wall again crashed and it crushed Moxxie. Out the escalator came Lyle but in a new body

" Lyle Lipton!?" said the crew

" yep. if it weren't for you four I wouldn't have reunited with my friend" said Lyle

" oh you smart son of a bitch" said Loopty

" can everyone please stop crashing into my walls now Moxxie will have to fix it!!!" said Blitz

" but what are we two smart inventors going to do now?" said Lyle. Then a man name Wally crash in.

" did I hear inventor? i need inventor to exploy i mean to employ" said Wally

" get out" said Blitz. Wally started laughing which annoyed Blitz some more " not I'm being serious get the fuck out!!!" Yuri leaned in to Blitz

" it seems like money and the salary is gonna be tight for this month B" said Yuri 

i am so sorry if this took a while. i had to memorise the characters and how the places are. i hope you enjoy this chapter. see ya in my next one. bye!