Ah, finally getting to Beelzebub. I'll bet she's just dying to get a piece of the pie by now.

"Damn, you can really hold your liquor!" Zdrada said as she watched Y/N pop the cork off the second bottle of brandy. He didn't even seem buzzed, though whether or not his pact with Daisy had anything to do with that was unclear at the moment.

"I've got a killer metabolism. And we did just have dinner. While I prefer rum and bourbon, your favorite drink is free. Second favorite is cold. At least that's what Dad used to say." Malina laughed, the alcohol definitely affecting her at this point. She did have a 10 AM head start on him after all. They had thrown a party for one of Y/N's favorite holidays- the Fourth of July.

"Illegal fireworks, alcohol, grilling, friends and family, nothing could make this a better party!" Y/N cheered, raising his bottle as he danced around the living room. In a flash of purple light, Lucifer growled as she watched an all too familiar banishment portal open.

"Greetings, mortal. You're the one who brutally took Hell my force? Then you must be the King. Which means I am but your humble servant. I am-"

"Hey! Another party guest!" Y/N said, walking up to the portal.

"Oh no- he's drunk! Next to Beelzebub of all demons!" Lucifer whispered.

"C'mon! The party's out here!" he said, looking at the demon. Everyone froze, wondering what was going to happen. What they didn't expect was for him to reach in and grab her by the collar. With a powerful yank, Beelzebub was free.

"what....? this isn't... but I thought... are we going off script?!" the fly muttered, only to have a plate of pancakes shoved into her hands.

"BJ made those, so be sure to eat! We've got steak, burgers, bratwurst, beans- what the fuck? Why is everyone looking at me funny?" Y/N asked, everyone except Helltaker staring at him in shock.

"... Beelzebub..." the demon now holding pancakes said, utterly bewildered.

"So, you're this Baalzebooboo Lucie told me about! How lucky you are! Freed on a day about freedom!" BJ came in, wearing his 'SATAN' apron.

(Big guy finally gets shown off in the story! Probably wouldn't have done it if it weren't for how comedic this chapter is supposed to be.)

"You can stop pretending to be drunk now, moron." Lucifer groaned in annoyance.

"Relax Lucie~! Did you really think I forgot what you said about Beel and the Abyss?" he laughed, walking over and putting his arm around her waist. Lucifer dropped her annoyed look and stared at him thoughtfully.

"Hun, we've never talked about Beelzebub or the Abyss." Beel just giggled.

"Of course not, it never technically happened but was implied at the end of chapter fiv-" she began, only to have a finger put to her lips.

"Shush, the adults are talking," Y/N said, looking into Lucifer's eyes.

"Yeah, we did. I very much remember you telling me about how time doesn't flow in the Abyss, Bell here tried to pull a 'viva la revolution' on you, and Justice fought her and lost her eyes in a badass war for Hell itself," he said, Justice snapping her fingers and giving Y/N the finger guns.

"Damn right, babe!" Justice laughed as Y/N smiled at her.

"Besides, we've got Judgement, Justice, You, and I'm certain I could totally rearrange her insides like a mad scientist with my fist if I wanted to," he said, Beel blushing a beet red at the more... sexual implication.

"Anyway, I believe we have a party to get started! We're going to start the fireworks in one hour, so be ready for the show of a lifetime!" he cheered, taking a swig of the brandy and beginning to chow down on some steak. Lucifer smiled as the human began arguing with Malina about whose bottle was whose.

"this is the greatest day of my life..." Beel said quietly as she looked down at the plate of pancake rolls in her hand. Taking a fork and eating one, she was met with a lovely taste and moaned at the wonderful taste.

"He truly is wonderful~!" she couldn't help but squeal. Not too much later, they were all gathered outside in the driveway to watch as Helltaker and his brother set off several kinds of fireworks. Daisy held a pair of sparklers and sat near Y/N, Malina had a sparkler, Zdrada had a Roman Candle pointed at her palm, Lucifer was setting up a Catherine Wheel, while Cerberus was playing with Snaps at the end of the driveway. They all smiled as the show went off, with bottle rockets and fountains. Daisy was the one to speak up first and say what everyone else had been dancing around for months.

"I love him."