As the three members of Hellsing approached the crashed blimp, or Zeppelin as Schrödinger would correct, they came to an intersection guarded by Hans. Seras actually stepped forward and grinned.

"Seras, are you going to fight him?" Y/N asked, putting a hand on her shoulder to steady himself.

"Yeah. He bit you several times, right?" she asked. The question confused the American for a moment.

"Yeah? Why?" he asked, causing Seras to growl.

"The only one allowed to bite you is ME!" she yelled as the vampire launched herself at the Nazi werewolf. As those two began throwing hands, the reality of Y/N's blooming relationship with Seras began to really set in as his face went red.

"Sweet, innocent little Seras turned out to be such a kinky bitch... oh well, I've got some kinks of my own for you to find out~," Schrödinger giggled, catching Y/N off guard.

"What the fuck Felicia?!" he yelled, jumping up in surprise. Schrödinger tilted her head.

"Felicia? Is there something you're not telling me?" Schrödinger asked with a scary tone in her voice. While on the surface, Y/N was unfazed, he was terribly unnerved by her reaction.

"I'm not going to call you that from now on. You're not a Nazi and I refuse to use the name they gave you. America might have a history of using Nazi scientists, I don't. At least not directly. I'm not going to explain this now because I still very much want to kill that fat bastard who orchestrated all this." Y/N got serious as he walked past Hans pushing past the Nazi rather aggressively. The ensuing fight between the vampire and werewolf was loud, rocking the crashed airship and damaging it further.

"Jeez, Seras is really giving him Hell. Speaking of the big tittied police girl, you modeled your own body after her and still didn't get the height?" Schrödinger almost tripped over her own feet at the statement.

"Y/N what the fuck are you-" she began, only to see him sweating and struggling to keep moving.

"I am in excruciating agony right now and need every distraction possible to keep the pain away long enough to put a bullet in that shit-for-brain's head," he answered. Schrödinger decided that ignoring the reason, actually answering his question and keeping a conversation going was the best thing for him at the moment.

"Well... remember what I said about being 'everywhere and nowhere' allowing me to see how much pain you were in after I betrayed you in an unforgivable act of cruelty that I was originally going to enjoy until the mission I was supposed to carry out backfired horribly and instead of you doing whatever I wanted you to, you had me wrapped around your finger?"

"... you just kind of threw a lot of words at me and I don't know how to respond. I remember the explanation of how your powers work, sort of. Why?" Y/N answered. The cat girl smiled a bit, grinning for a moment.

"Well that meant I was technically on the plane with you when you went to Brazil and heard you liked large breasts like the pair Seras had. And when Alucard called me a brat on the roof after his battle with Tublacan, I was irritated because I believe it was because I was flatter than paper. So I slowly changed how big they were. Of course they would look strange on my incredibly petite frame, so I also widened my hips and just copied Seras from there. The thing is, while I could change my height, it felt like I'd be changing too much to look even remotely natural if I were to start getting taller as well. Besides, I've admittedly got somewhat of a size kink. You being that much taller than me would be a turn on if you were to flirt or tease me about it." Y/N chuckled, his voice straining as he coughed a little.

"Well, if I get out of this, I'll be sure to-" he began only for Schrödinger to shush him and point at the door they had just come to.

"We're here."