The Kingdom of Spain and The Colony Philippines

[[Philippines]]

"Mangoes are the best~" I scooped a spoonful of mango and ate it.

"Sweet! It's just the right sweetness and flavor!" I described the taste.

"Philippines!" Spain came crying, hugging my waist.

"I miss Romano!" He says.

"It's just been three days! Four more and he'll be back!" I told him.

"Do you think this has something to do with his puberty?"

"Why are you asking me that?! You're a male, so you should know!"

"What do you think is he doing in his house?" Spain asks.

"Complaining, making a mess, eating pasta or pizza three times a day, flirting, fighting with his brother, peeing in his pants, shouting for help, eating tomato and whatnot." I stated.

"By the way, what did Romano tell you when he answered your question? About what I'm doing in my house?" I asked.

"Crying, eating a lot of food, cleaning, crying, flirting, eating tons of mango, crying, hunting, punching spaniards, crying, crying, crying, cry-"

"Why so many crying?! And flirting?! He's italian, he's the flirt!"

"Although... punching spaniards? I wish." I laughed.

"You're mean."

"Now, can you please let me go?"

"No."

"Why?!"

"You're soft."

"Because I don't have any muscles!" I punched him and he flew across the room.

It's the fifth day...

"Philippines! Philippines!" Spain cries, hugging me.

This is getting out of hand. I need help!

I wrote a letter and sent it to Belgium and Netherlands. Somehow... they arrived almost immediately.

"Where is he?" Belgium hums.

"In Romano's room." I replied.

"You sure you want to do this?" Netherlands asked, smoking.

"Absolutely."

The two went pass me and into Romano's room.

"Oh, hi Belgium and Nether- What is with the rope?"

"Belgium, why are you holding a duct tape?"

"Why are you tying me up?!"

"Help! Philippines, help!!!"

"Phili- Phn!!!"

Belgium and Netherlands came out, with Spain. Spain struggles and looms like he's asking me for help.

"He's all tied up and secured." Netherlands assures.

"Okay, thanks guys. He's really a nervewreck and he's getting out of hand." I thanked them, sighing in relief.

Spain is over Netherlands' shoulder and he's struggling and trying to yell. Netherlands puts him down on a couch and we all also sat on couches.

We can hear Spain yelling with his mouth covered. "Spain, I needed to call them and do this because you're freaking out more than you should be." I explained, showing an apologetic smile.

"It's been only five days with Romano gone. Just wait for a little and two days will be done before you even know it!" Belgium smiles.

"I can't imagine him being like this the entire time I was gone." I told them.

"He was even worse." Netherlands pointed out.

"We were eager and impatient waiting for you. Spain was going crazy." Belgium laughs.

"I'm so sorry for causing you trouble!" I apologised.

"It's fine. We didn't know that England was with you back then. We understand." Belgium smiles.

Suddenly, Spain falls to the floor and crawls going somewhere. Netherlands steps on his back to prevent escape.

"Tie him to the couch as well." I stated.

Netherlands tied him to the couch just like what I said. Spain yells even more.

"Who votes to remove his vocal chords?" I asked.

Both of them raised their hands. Two, plus me, three. "It's three against one, we win. Sorry Spain." I told him.

[[Romano]]

I'm finally going back! I miss Spain and Philippines! Wait! I didn't mean what I said! I. Didn't. Mean. What. I. Said.

And I won't tell them that I got lost going home even if I have companions, and I got lost coming back. Who would say that they got lost anyway?

Maybe once I arrive, those two will come running at me, crying. They'll be saying that they miss me. Ha! Yes!

Spain is going to be all over the floor and Philippines will say that she kept on crying, admiting that she's a crybaby. Then I'll make fun of her nonstop in return of her making fun of me as well!

I entered the house and it was quiet. Are they planning on surprising me? Well, that's just right.

"Spain? Philippines?" I called out. No one answered.

I went to the dining room and no one's there. Not even in my room.

When I went outside, in Spain's garden, I saw them not too far away. When I got there, Spain was hanging upside down while Philippines, Belgium and Netherlands were relaxing in their bathing suits.

Spain moves around and made muffled noises because he's mouth is covered. "Ah, Romano!" Belgium was the first to notice me, removing her shades.

"Huh? You're finally here!" Philippines followed, removing her shades as well.

Netherlands says nothing. Is he asleep or he just doesn't like to say anything?

"What is going on?" I asked, confused.

"We tied him up in order to stop him from freaking out and going crazy. And we're here relaxing." Philippines replied.

"Don't you think you're overdoing it?"

"Romano cares for Spain! Spain, did you hear that?" Philippines yellled.

"What?! I don't care for that jerk!" I pointed at Spain.

"But you just said-"

"Die, Spain!" I headbutted him even if he's hanged upside down.

The rope breaks and we both started rolling down the hill and into a small pond.

"See? You miss him!" Philippines and Belgium laughs as they look at us, wet.

"You're dead!" I started chasing Philippines and left Spain.

[[Netherlands]]

I squat down infront of Spain, removing my shades. "I'll free you but you need to pay me money." I told him.

He nods fastly and made muffled noises. "And I'm going to take two-thirds of your tomatoes in the garden."

He went silent. Then continued nodding after a few seconds.

"And three-fourths of your mangoes." I added.

Spain looks at Philippines and he moves his head at her direction. "I'm asking you, not her."

"Want the deal or not?"

He nods his head even more.

I freed him and he lies on the ground, having heavy breaths. "You're all so cruel."

"That's for making Belgium and I live with you in the past." I stated.

"That was centuries ago!" Spain yells.

"The memory and experience seemed like yesterday."