lol when someone asks you out but you're not really into the idea of dating someone again cause you're not a good person to date + relationships are draining and not worth it so you make up an excuse that's half assed

Don't really want this account to exist anymore but I keep forgetting to delete it when I'm on my laptop

It's weird to have super supportive friends who will reply to almost everything you put up on snapchat like wow I got super distant from everyone for like a year and I'm really shocked so many people stayed around

Friendships are better than relationships and I'm not saying that in an "I got out of a relationship and now I'm sad and petty meeehhh" way I'm saying it in an "I've always thought this way" way I've been single for a good long while now I'm over that part

People will always say if your partner isn't your best friend then that's not the right relationship but that's ??? so wrong ??? some people just aren't like that. That doesn't mean they don't deserve relationships or that they're toxic, grow up and get a sense of realism

But even if your partner is your best friend, there's just SOMETHING there that isn't there with your partner

Platonic love is the best kind of love, it's pure and it's not overrun with the crap of romantic or sexual attraction

Honestly getting called handsome or attractive by friends feels way better than by someone who's into me, it's just really nice and genuine and they're the same people who will tell you "you look like you did your eyeshadow with a fucking washable marker go do it again" and what more can you ask for, truly?

Like get yourself friends who are 100% all ways, like 100% dicks 100% supportive 100% ready to kick ass either in spirit or physically

I dyed my hair orange

I want to do those monthly scrapbook videos but I don't know

I'm going on another diet next month I'm only drinking teas and coffee no soda or other crap and if I really like it then I'm gonna try to keep it that way (that's not the entire diet)

Can't see the orange too well on camera

Buy you on iTunes and stream it on spotify

I'm super tired but every time I try to sleep I freak myself out and wake up again

In the middle is about a threesome but it sounds like a lovely song about polyamory

I never listened to parachutes before but I did a few days ago and I'm in love

I know fake Frank Stan but I stopped supporting him for a while but I'm back at it again

I've had to get rid of a few friends who weren't the best. Kinda miss them because they've been around for a long time, but sometimes things just have to happen.

Might stop going by Valentine for a while but who knows my dudes

I think the friends I have on snapchat are the most genuine friends I've had in a while. Like I can't do anything with them, they're all in different states or countries, so that sucks, but they're all genuine and seem to care a little and they call me hot so I think that's good enough

If you want me to actually reply to you hmu on snapchat honestly I basically never check kik ever I don't have Skype installed on anything I uninstall wattpad for months at a time and twitter notifications suck

I'm always on snapchat you get videos of me talking about a spooky house and my uncle who we figured out was a transvestite and cats and really boring life updates and me complaining about things literally every day and you see me dye my hair and cut it a lot and I shaved parts of my eyebrow I don't know if you can see it in the picture just checked you kinda can here this is better

This one is also an okay picture that I don't mind putting here

Chiggers are annoying and I hate them can they STOP BITING MY ANKLES GOD DAMN

I got nice mugs. They're all the same exact type but they're different colored. One is grey one is yellow and one is red. I really like simple mugs, they're the way to my heart

Twenty One Pilots are trash and I'm sick of hearing about them their fanbase is also the most annoying and cringe worthy thing ever they're the embodiment of a 13 year old who thinks it's super deep and meaningful to say depression is a "voice" inside their head and that their music scares/concerns people

|-/ = fucking annoying

Lmao drag me daddy fucking come for me

I want to create a twitter account and just reply to every top stan I see with "yaaaaasssss" "yaaaaaaaaAAASSSSSS"
"Oh I'm SHOOK YAAAASSSS QUEEN" "YAAAAASSSS |-/ CLIQUEEEE"

I should make a career off pissing off clique members just like onision did with being a dick

Seemed to work well for him

I said I was going to sleep on snapchat an hour ago but ,,, I tried.
It's the thought that counts
And it's the count
That thoughts
Finger guns

Well bye

Yaaaassss clique daddyyy