That'll Come in Handy Later

The next morning, I woke up at 7:30. I opened my eyes slowly and looked over to a sleeping Alex. I felt butterflies in my stomach just looking at his handsome face.

I pushed myself out of bed and went to my closet to pick out an outfit for the day. I decided on a Stunt Lads T-shirt and some jeans. I went to the dresser and got myself a nice pair of underwear and a bra, then went to shower.

After I washed, I dried off, blow dried my hair, and got dressed. I walked out of the en suite to see, not surprisingly, Alex was still asleep. I laughed at his snoring as I walked out of the bedroom.

I made an American style breakfast, complete with American biscuits, eggs, and bacon. I put the food on two plates, giving Alex a bigger portion than I gave myself, and set them on the table.

"Alex," I said, shaking his arm lightly. He opened one eye.

"Huh?" he asked, half awake.

"I made breakfast," I said sweetly. That woke him up.

He opened both eyes and stretched.

"Are you not wearing a shirt?" I asked, just then noticing his bare arms.

"Huh? Oh, no," he replied sleepily.

"You were wearing one last night. Did it just disappear?" I laughed.

"I really don't know," he said, sitting up. His bed hair was so cute.

"Weird. Come eat."

I walked back into the living room and sat at the table. Alex ambled in and sat next to me, still shirtless.

We ate in silence. I occasionally found myself looking over to his bare chest. I looked at his shoulders and saw the adorable freckles that dotted his upper arms. They're one of my favorite things about him.

After we ate, I cleaned the dishes and he went to shower. I finished with the dishes and sat down at my new vanity to do my makeup. I put foundation and concealer on and was about to put on my powder when I noticed my powder brush wasn't with my other brushes.

"It's in the bathroom still," I muttered to myself. I stood up and went to the bathroom door.

"Alex?" I said after I gave a light knock. "Are you naked?"

"No," came the answer.

I walked in and saw he was only in his underwear.

"Oh," I said in surprise. "Not what I was expecting."

"Lucky for you," Alex joked.

"At least you didn't decide to go commando today," I said sarcastically, picking up my powder brush from the sink counter.

"I thought about it," he said, tucking his thumbs into his waistband as if to start pulling them down. Instead of freaking out, like I usually would, I made a joke out of it.

"Maybe you should," I said, winking at him before walking out of the bathroom.

"Well sh*t," I heard him say from the bathroom, causing me to laugh. I sat back down at my vanity and continued doing my makeup.

My makeup was quite nice, considering I was wearing a T-shirt and jeans. I put on foundation and concealer, instead of using BB cream, which I do often. I winged my eyeliner, though it did take awhile to get even. I knew I was going to be in a video today, so I wanted to go the extra mile.

After I was done with my makeup and Alex was dressed, we headed out to YogTowers.

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Alex and I walked into the elevator at YogTowers and pressed the 'up' button. Alex was holding the box from Loren.

"When are we going to do the video?" I asked.

"Trott said we had a bit of stuff to do beforehand, so I'm not sure," Alex responded. "I'll be sure to text you when it's time."

I nodded. The doors opened up and we stepped into the familiar hall. We went over to Hat Films' office and I opened the door for Alex.

"Whoa," Trott exclaimed when he stepped in. "That's huge! I wasn't expecting it to be so big."

"That is the exact opposite of what people would say if they saw your ween, Trott," Alex said, setting down the box.

"Oh, nice a tiny d*ck joke, cool," Trott laughed.

"What's in it?" Ross asked, poking his head out from his blue partition.

"We don't know, mate," Alex answered.

"My aunt sent it to me," I added. "We haven't looked through it at all. Well, there was a letter I read, but we left that at home."

"Oh, okay," Ross said, turning back to doing whatever he was doing.

"Well, I'll see you later," I sighed. "Tell me when it's filming time."

I gave Alex a quick kiss before going to the artists' office. I didn't have much work to do, but I knew I couldn't just stay in there.

After an hour, I got a text from Alex saying to come to the costume storage room. I did, and saw that they were sitting at a table while Tom held a camera.

They had a chair for me in the middle of them next to Alex and Ross, so I sat there. The box was in front of me, but luckily I could still be seen because I was rather tall for a girl. I was 5'9", the same height as Trott.

"Hello!" Ross said when Tom gave the cue.

"Hi!" Trott smiled.

"Hey," Alex said. "I'm sure you've noticed by now, but if you haven't, we have a special guest on today."

"It's me!" I said, giving the camera a huge grin.

"Lena's here with us today. Whoa!" Trott said, throwing his arms in the air.

"Yeah!" Alex shouted. "Exciting!"

"Right," Ross chuckled. "So I'm sure you've noticed the big package, and I'm not talking about the one in my pants!"

"Oh, goodness," I exclaimed, putting my head into my hands. I looked back at the camera. "See, I knew there'd be a d*ck joke, but I wasn't expecting it so soon in the video."

"Expect the unexpected, especially around us," Alex said, looking at me.

"I know," I sighed.

"So, we have this box from," Ross looked at me expectantly.

"My aunt!" I said, finishing his sentence.

"Yeah, so basically, Lena's aunt from America sent, like, this huge box of American crap. We haven't gone through it yet."

He gently tipped the box over to show the camera that the tissue paper hadn't been tampered with, "See? So, we figured why not open it on camera like we do with fan mail. There was a letter but we left that home accidentally."

"The letter just said that she knew it was different being here instead of there, so she sent me some of my favorite, and I quote, treats from America, " I added.

"Let's dig in!" Trott said. "Lena, you have the honors."

I tore open the pretty tissue paper as Tom went above the box to get a good view of what was inside.

"Wow," I said with a laugh, "there is a lot of sh*t in here."

"Oh, hello, what's this?" Alex said grabbing for a black bag at the bottom.

"Slow down, speed racer," I scolded, lightly swatting his hand. "Start at the top, now, come on."

"Fine," he grumbled. He pulled out a brightly colored bag of chips. "'Flamin' Hot Cheetos'. These look very weird."

"Oh my gosh, I love those!" I squealed, grabbing the bag from him. I pulled the bag open and was immediately hit with the smell. "Oh my gosh, so good."

"That smells horrible, " Ross said, scrunching up his nose. Trott agreed.

"I don't think it smells that bad, guys," Alex said. He reached into the bag and pulled out a cheeto. "What the f**k? Food should not be this bright!"

"Shut up and eat one," I ordered, getting one for myself. I took a bite. "Mmm amazing."

Trott put one into his mouth and immediately spit it out, "That tastes like sh*t."

Ross and Alex tried one next. Ross wasn't a fan, but Alex liked it a lot.

"I take back my original statement," Alex said. "These are f**king quality."

"Yes!" I exclaimed. "Someone with taste!"

I set the bag down, wiped my hand on my jeans, and pulled out the next thing I saw.

"Is this- oh God it is!" I said. I busted out into laughter. "It's a Shake Weight!"

"What's a Shake Weight?" Trott asked.

"It's an arm exerciser," I said, still laughing. "Now, I have never owned one of these. I don't know why it's in here!"

"What does it do?" Alex asked. I gave the camera a sad face and stood up.

I gripped the black part and started to shake it the way you were meant to. The boys started to die in laughter.

"Oh that'll come in handy later!" Alex exclaimed through gritted teeth. He started laughing again.

"Really, Alex?" I laughed. "Don't be inappropriate."

"I can't believe that exists," Trott said in between laughs. He held his hand out and I handed it to him. "Oh it's got some weight to it."

"It's bloody ridiculous!" Ross said. "Why did she send you that?"

"Probably for the reason we all think," I answered, shaking my head. "She's a randy one. Okay, let's move on."

I picked up the next thing I saw, which was some Almond Joy bars, "Nice!"

"Oh they've got coconut in," Ross said, disgusted. "I don't like coconut."

"I know, Ross," I said. "I'm not gonna make you eat it."

Alex and Trott tried it. They were moderately impressed. I picked up another item, "Peanut M&M's!"

"Ugh, I've had those before," Alex said. "I'm not a fan."

"I'm not either, really," I admitted. "I think these are for Lucy, my sister."

"Right, okay," Trott said.

"So, let's put these off to the side and get something else, shall we?" I asked the camera.

I pulled out a very large Reese's Cup, "I don't like this either. Again, for Lucy."

"Now, these I love," I said, holding a bag of Hershey's Cookies and Cream Drops.

"Yeah, those are a lot better than original Hershey's," Ross said. "Hershey's is sh*t."

"I agree," I said. "Want one, guys?"

They all had one and they each liked it, at least a bit. The next thing I pulled out was a skater dress covered in cat faces.

"Oh my God," I said. I stood up so the camera could see it in full. "This is amazing!"

"Funnily enough, Lena has been wanting a cat," Alex said with a laugh.

"Yeah, but someone wont't let me," I grumbled, giving Alex a glare.

"Sorry, but it could eat my gecko," Alex chuckled. "I'm not willing to risk her life for a f**king evil cat."

"Cats aren't evil!" I cried.

"We'll see," Alex said with a light laugh and a shake of his head. "Let's move on."

The next few items were pieces of clothing, so there wasn't much to say.

"Okay, so the last thing is this black bag that I saw earlier," Alex said, pulling it out. He reached inside and pulled out something hilarious. Well, to them it was hilarious. To me, it was embarrassing.

"Oh look, a lacy pink bra from Victoria's Secret!" Alex laughed. He reached into the bag again and pulled out matching panties. "Oh lovely! The whole set!"

I looked sadly at the camera as my face went red, "This is awful!"

"I think it's hilarious, actually, Lena," Trott laughed.

"I was expecting some nice candies, maybe a candle," I said to the camera, "but no, my aunt sends a Shake Weight and lingerie. I hate my life."

"Oh there's something else in the bag," Alex said, pulling out a little piece of card stock. He read it and, once again, burst into laughter.

"What's it say, Alex," I sighed, "It can't get any worse."

"I'm not reading it on camera," Alex said, shaking his head. He showed Trott, then Ross and they immediately started laughing. Alex handed it to me. 'A treat for Alex ;)', it read.

"F**k me," I groaned. "Okay, we're done here!"

"I believe so, too," Ross said, struggling to contain laughs. "Ta-ra!"

"Bye!" Alex and Trott said, smiling widely. Tom shut off the camera.

"I'm so mad at her," I laughed.

"We could edit it out," Alex said, still smiling. The four of us stood up.

"It's fine, it's just underwear and it was funny," I said. "I'm just upset these two jokers saw it."

"It's not like we haven't seen women's underwear before," Ross shrugged. "No big deal, really."

"And honestly," Alex began, "I find it so hilarious because what she wrote is so inaccurate to who you are. It's just funny."

"You saying I'm not sexy?" I questioned. Ross and Trott backed away slowly and left the room, sensing that a fight may happen. Tom had already left.

"No!" Alex said quickly. "Why would I ever say that? What a lie that would be."

"Mhm," I said with sass. I leaned close to him and whispered, "Just wait until we get home. I'll show how sexy Lena Davis can be."

I winked and walked out of the room, leaving him there confused. I was joking around about that whole showing him how sexy I could be thing... probably.

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Please excuse editing errors, friends. It's really late when I'm writing this lol

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"Quick! I'm gonna grab a spoon and I'm gonna eat your butt!" - Alex Smith, 2014 (ew)




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