(A/N: I'm doing this again. Yay! Anyway I've had to idea for a while now and I thought I'd actually do it! I'll need some character, that's where you all come in! I can make some of my own, but it's a fun thing I like to do)

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A dingy apartment in Hell. A lone demon girl sits in her crumbling apartment, staring out the cracked window. Outside, the usual chaos unfolds: fire, carnage, and the occasional flying car crashing into a building. Screams echo in the distance.

Voiceover (???): "Another day in Hell, huh?"

Demon Girl: [sighs] "Yep."

Voiceover (???): "Tired of it all? The endless carnage of demons tearing each other apart? The existential dread of being eradicated by Exorcists on Extermination Day?"

Demon Girl: [shrugs] "I mean... yeah, kinda."

Voiceover (???): "Sick of living under a corrupt-as-hell oligarchy?"

Demon Girl: "I don't even know what that means, but probably."

Voiceover (???): "Don't you just want a single peaceful day? No murders. No crime. None of that twisted, soul-crushing nonsense?"

Demon Girl: "Yeah! That'd be nice."

Voiceover (???): "Don't you wish things could... get better?"

Demon Girl: [standing up, hopeful] "Yeah. Yeah I do!"

The voice suddenly shifts to a mocking tone.

Voiceover (???): "Well, too bad-it's Hell! What do you expect? Good things don't happen here, you stupid bitch!"

Demon Girl: [dejectedly sits back down] "Oh... right..."

Voiceover (???): "Is what a fucking quitter would say!"

*BOOM!*

The wall behind her explodes in a shower of bricks and mortar.
A figure steps through the smoke, trench coat flaring dramatically.

Colonel Boss: "Hi! I'm Colonel Boss-leader of the Hellish Regulators™! But you can call me Boss, or Colonel, or even both!"

Demon Girl: [furious] "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! MY WALL! MY LANDLORD IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!"

Colonel Boss: "Don't worry about that, Random Demon Girl I Just Met! Because we at the Hellish Regulators™ are here to make Hell just a little less... hellish! For Sinners and Hellborn alike!"

Demon Girl: [skeptical] "Oh yeah? How? By blowing up people's apartments and shit?"

Colonel Boss: "Glad you asked! Let me show you!"

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Cut to Post-Extermination Zone. The two teleport into a devastated Hell neighborhood. Buildings smolder. Rubble litters the streets. Demons pick through the wreckage.

Demon Girl: [panicked] "How the hell did we get here?!"

Colonel Boss: "Disaster relief! After Extermination Day or other apocalyptic tantrums, we clean up the mess and help rebuild!" He said blatantly ignoring her.

The camera zooms in on Regulators clearing rubble, fixing walls, and distributing food. One younger Regulator waves at the camera.

Young Regulator: "Just doing my part to help the community!"

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Cut to Training Grounds. They teleport to a shooting range where demon recruits are practicing their aim. An older Regulator supervises, correcting stances and barking orders.

Colonel Boss: "We also provide community services-training for self-defense, charitable programs, and other life skills!"

One recruit holds an RPG giddily the wrong way.

Older Regulator: [snaps] "Hey! Watch where you point that, you fucking idiot!"

The Older Regulator took it from the recruit.

Older Regulator: "You point it the other way. Now go right ahead."

He said, handing it back to the to the recruit, readying to fire it

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Cut to A Crime Warehouse. They teleport to the exterior of a shady, run-down warehouse. A squad of Regulators prepares to breach the building, weapons drawn.

Colonel Boss: "And for those disrupting the community-criminals, crime lords, the usual scum-we handle bounty hunting and enforcement!"

A masked Regulator glances at the camera.

Masked Regulator: "Dangerous job? Sure. But where's the fun without a little risk?"

He then looks at one of his teammates

Masked Regulator: "Alright, breach it!"

The team breaches the door, and the sounds of chaos and gunfire erupt inside.
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Cut to Regulator HQ, The Watchtower They teleport to a massive tower: the Hellish Regulators™ base of operations.

Colonel Boss: "And this beauty? Our HQ. Fully equipped with an armory, cafeteria, medical facility and barracks. Need a place to crash? We've got you covered."

The camera pans through sleek hallways, bustling with Regulators preparing for missions or relaxing in downtime. One room has an break room and another has an arcade.

Colonel Boss: "We've got so many floors, even I forget what's up here sometimes."

Colonel Boss chuckles to himself

Colonel Boss: [deadpan] "Genuinely thought, I have no idea what's in most of these. Like at all."

Colonel Boss coughs to himself

Colonel Boss: "But let me be clear: you're not just risking your life for kicks. Joining the Hellish Regulators™ means protecting your community, making Hell better, and finding purpose!"

Demon Girl: [dubiously] "Uh-huh..."

Colonel Boss: "Plus, we can pay you Generously for your service."

Demon Girl: [perks up] "Aw fuck yeah! I need the cash-especially for that wall you broke!"

Colonel Boss: "That's the spirit! Now go out there and start regulating some shit!"

He hands her a revolver, and she sprints toward the tower, manic excitement written all over her face.

Colonel Boss turns to the camera.

Colonel Boss: "So what are YOU waiting for? Join the Hellish Regulators™ today! Protect your community, serve with pride, and maybe-just maybe-make Hell suck a little less. Do your part. Be a Regulator!"

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(A/N: So, like a few of my of my other projects, this is a collaboration book, where you the lovely audience get to make our cast of characters!)

(And seeing how I finished Hazbin Hotel in one day and season one of Helluva Boss, I have enough knowledge to actually do something with it, unlike the RWBY story my knowledge is a bit rusty and for the D&D story I really underestimated the need of world building so admittedly gonna take a lil while longer than I thought.)

(Until then, I'll see you guys later!)