It was another day in IMP and they have a client by the name of Mayberry as we see her in Blitz's office with Blitz and Y/n there as she tells them how she ended up here and who she wanted them to kill. She used to be a teacher and on her husbands birthday she got cheaters by hee husband by a women which she enter her blind rage brutality murder the two in front of her students who were watching the computer call which at first was planned to sing happy birthday to her husband before she found out he cheated on her.

Mayberry: You do everything right, play by all the rules and still ended up here after one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here, to get revenge.

Y/n: (shocked)...............Whoa.......I mean.....just.......Whoa....that......that was....I have no idea what to say here.

Satan: Yeah at first when she mentioned about the happy song and happy kids I was about to throw up but the ending......damn. That went down really fast.

Blitz: Was she hot though?

Mayberry glare at Blitz while Y/n place his hand onto his face and let out a sigh while telling Blitz.

Y/n: Blitz, if you wish for clients to respect you, you should show respect towards them and not say shit that will piss our clients off.

Blitz: Well there is one thing I do know is that scene she got her revenge by killing two of the huge dick heads of all time, I guess there is nothing much we can do.

Mayberry: Not all of them. That bitch live and now everyone call her a hero because of it.

Satan: Huh, guess humanity is very dumb up there. Thye can call anyone a hero as long they survive some sort of a attack.

Y/n: Yeah I have to agree humanity has become dumb over the years.

Mayberry: I know. (Glance at Y/n ans smirked) So....your a bodyguard huh? You look pretty young to be one.

Satan: To be far Millie and Moxxie look like children due to their height.

Y/n: (nervous smile) Yeah I guess I am. Anyways if yo tell us who this person who wrong you is and we can get to work right away.

Mayberry: (giggle) Your a hard worker. I like that.

She then winks at him which made Y/n blush in surprise.

Satan: Man who knew you be flirted by a teacher......oh wait me but you can't blame yourself, she is hot.

Blitz: Right, Anyways Y/n head to the waiting room to get everyone else ready while I'll get things sorted out here.

Y/n: Sure thing.

Mayberry: (giggle) Hope I see you again hot stuff. (Wink)

He smiled nervously and leaves the room and enters the waiting room to see Moxxie and Millie behind the desk and aiming a crossbow at a picture of a family which Loona is holding up while laying on the couch and looking through her phone.

Y/n: Um I see you two are target practicing?

Millie: Something like that. Mox here doesn't like killing a whole family.

Moxxie: Well I mean, it's a family. How is it okay to ruin a perfect family?

Y/n: To be fair the wife did cheated on her husband and have sex with our clients husband so its just her we should kill.

Moxxie: Yeah but would that not ruin a whole family if she dies.

Satan: Oh please killing one member of the family will not do any harm......Well except the husband might be abusive and the kids may turn psychopaths or something but fuck that family I'm I right!?

Y/n: Yeah and besides not all family ain't perfect. Even if what you see seem perfect, you can't just assume they are perfect.

Millie: He has a point there Mox.

Moxxie: Well still we should be more selective at our targets.  (Aim his crossbows)

Blitz: (kicks the door open) Guys I would like you all to meet-

Moxxie jumped and accidentally fired his arrow that bounce around the office only for Y/n to quickly catch it before it hits on Mayberry which she smirked at him for the save while Blitz finish off his sentence.

Blitz: Our new client.

Suddenly a fish tank filled with electric eels fell and shattered onto the ground and with a spark the office was set on fire.

Blitz: Damn it Moxxie, I just got those eels?!

(Short while later)

We find the ground outside with the firefighters there to put out the fire and take the eels away while Mayberry was in hee taxi with Blitz telling her.

Blitz: (smile) Don't worry we will get that bitch at least 24 hours or your first kill is free!

She nodes and then gives Y/n a wink before the taxi driver off and the  Moxxie ask.

Moxxie: Scene when we made that type of deal?

Blitz: (Turn to Moxxie When you set fire in front of a client YOU FUCKING DIP SHIT! Now please tell me that fucking fancy book is still intact.

Loona: (looking down at her phone) You mean that book that is the only way to go to the human world? (Pulls the book out) Yeah, got it.

Blitz: (smile) And that's why your my favourite Loony. (Pulls out a dog treat) You get a treat.

Loona: Ew, stop.

Blitz: (eats the treat like a lizard)

Loona: You're so gross!

Blitz: (smile) Aww stop that, needed that for my therapy.

Y/n: So what's the plan? Are we just go in there, kill the bitch and leave?

Blitz: Yeah I mean it's just a happy family, how bad can itgo wrong.

Y/n:.......I had a bad feeling about this.

Satan: Usually I tell you that it's all in your mind but after he said that I have to agree with you.

Blitz: Now let's go and lick some ass!

Moxxie: It's "kick" some ass sir.

Blitz: Mines better.

They open a portal and after Loona heads back inside the rest go through where they were at the targets house which they sneak up of a window as Y/n, Blitz and Moxxie peak through the window and see their target who is having a dinner with her husband and hee kids.

Y/n: (whisper) That's her alright.

Blitz: (whisper) This is going to be too easy. Moxxie wanna take the shot?

Moxxie: (whisper) Me?!

Blitz: (whisper) Yeah figured this one is easy for you.

Moxxie looks through the window and stare at the family for a moment when Blitz pulled out his rifle and aim at their target.

Blitz: (whisper) Snooze you lose mox. (Aim down at the scope) I got you know you bitch.

Moxxie: (whisper) Wait sir! Are we actually killing a family?!

Blitz: (whisper) Don't be a puss, we're just killing a mother. We're ruining a family.

Y/n: (whisper) Well killing a family and ruining a family is kinda the same thing.

Blitz: (whisper) Whatever.

Moxxie: (whisper) But....h-hold on hold on let's just think about this.

He try to lower Blitz rifle when it suddenly goes off and hit a picture near their target which the whole family turn to the window while Blitz, Moxxie and Y/n get down with Y/n peaking his head out a bit.

Y/n: (whisper) Great now the cops are gonna get involved.

Satan: Fucking cops. They always ruined our fun.

???: What was that Ralphie?!

Ralphie: I don't know Martha. But whatever it is. (Pulls out a shotgun under the table) They're gonna be tomorrow tonight's dinner.

Y/n: (whisper) Wait what?

Satan: What?

Then the whole family pulled out their own guns while they evil smiles on their faces while Y/n slowly moves away from the window while Blitz scolded Moxxie about missing his target.

Y/n: (whisper) Um Blitz?

Blitz: (whisper) What is it?!

Y/n: (whisper) We might be in trouble.

Blitz: (whisper) I fucking now that! They are gonna call the cops and everything will be ruined because (Points of Moxxie) this fucking idiot.

Y/n: (whisper) Um yeah it be better off fighting cops.

Blitz: (whisper) Why?

Suddenly a shotgun blast burst through the wall and injured Blitz arm which he yells while Y/n finish off by saying while pointing at the hole.

Y/n: Yeah that. They are crazy.

Blitz: Scatter!

They all scatter away while Martha and Ralphie goes after them as we see Y/n running through the forest, running for his life when Satan asked him.

Satan: The fuck are you running for?!

Y/n: I'm trying not to get shot! What do you think I'm I running away for!?

Satan: Okay first, human bullets won't kill a overpowered being like yourself and second, you have demonic powers and weapons of your own! You can totally beat them easily!

Then Y/n starts slowing down until he stop ans stood there for a moment and then facepalm.

Y/n: I'm a fucking dumbass.

Satan: Very much so.

He then summon his assault rifle and turn back walk to the direction where he last saw Blitz and soon they hear something that sounded like beeping and soon they come across Blitz's phone which he pick it up and still hears the beeping.

Y/n: I might not wanna know what those beeps mean.

Satan: Same.

He puts it back to thr ground and keeps on moving and soon finds Blitz wind Millie bring strapped together on a stick with Ralphie pouring gas around them with Martha standing in front of them with a tourch in hand.

Y/n: Holy shit they are insane.

Satan: Yeah. They must be twisted by some fuckrd up family member or someone else to turn into insane people.

Martha: Satan! We return your filthy creatures back to the pits of hell!

Y/n:.............Satan?

Satan: Oooooohhhhh......yeah?

Y/n: Please tell me she is a follower?

Satan:...............Yes.

Y/n: (sigh) Fuck me dude.

Satan: What?! You can't blame me! Well, now I think about it I do remember her now while I was in that huge orgy many years back.

Y/n: You have sex with her?!

Satan: Oh relax it was before she was married to her husband.......I think.

Y/n: (sigh) Wait a minute. Did you take a human form while in the human world?

Satan: Yeah but it was many forms so humans won't immediately recognise me. Why?

Y/n knows its risky but he rushes over and calls out.

Y/n: Wait!

Then Martha and Ralphie turn to see Y/n as he clear his throat and said.

Y/n: I am Satan, Lord of hell and I have come to take my creatures back to hell where they belong!

Ralphie: (chuckle) You are Satan? Yeah right, you look like a kid.

Martha: (Aims her shotgun at Y/n) Yeah if you are our lord then show us your power.

Y/n: (smirk) Gladly.

He then snap his finger and the shotgun turned into a demonic snake that hiss at hee which she drops it in shock while the demonic snake slide towards Y/n and climb up his leg and to his hand and then hissed before turning into a staff which he tapped the end of the staff and it turned into ashes. This leaves Martha and Ralphie stunned in shock and they immediately drop down to the ground, bowing to Y/n.

Martha: My lord it is you! You have came after so long! Please forgive us for not recognising you.

Ralphie: Yes! Forgive us my lord!

Blitz: Huh.....That's very impressive.

Satan: Well that was easy.

Y/n: Alright then. As my first act as Satan, I command you both to let my creatures go and-

Suddenly Martha gets shot in the eye and then fell onto the ground which shocked Ralphie which cost him to run away while Y/n turn to see Moxxie who suddenly realise.

Moxxie: Oh shit. You got it under control right?

Y/n: Yeah but don't worry about it, we are here to kill hee anyways.

Moxxie nodes and runs over to free Blitz and Millie while Y/n walks up to the body of Martha.

Y/n: Sorry you have to witness one of your followers deaths like that.

Satan: Nah that's alright. Besides she will be a slave in hell foe the rest hee life.

Y/n: Well that job is done. Let's go home.

(Later)

Y/n arrived back at the Hazbin Hotel after another job done  as he walk up to the door as he sigh and said.

Y/n: Man what a day.

Satan: Yep but at least we are home.

Y/n open the door and walk inside whne Charlie rushed up to Y/n.

Charlie: (smile) Y/n! You can never guess what happened today?!

Y/n: What?

Charlie: Someone came to the hotel and offered to be a teacher for this hotel and teach sinners about redemption.

Y/n: (smile) Huh that's cool to hear.

Charlie: Yeah. She sad a awful past. Her husband cheated on her with a women on her husband's birthday and then she-

Y/n: Wait? Can I ask who is this teacher?

Mayberry: (smirk) Hey there hot stuff.

He then turn to see Mayberry there by the door as she wink at him while Charlie looks surprised and ask.

Charlie: You know this person?

Y/n: Let's just say. If you see a women by the name of Martha here. Make sure Mayberry is far away from her. Trust me, it's for the best.

Satan: Look at the bright side, at least we have a sexxy teacher fallen for you.

Y/n: You sound like your proud of me?

Satan: It's not every day a young man like you is gonna have sex with a teacher. Besides you'll be a great new replacement to her previous husband.

Y/n: (sigh) Guess so my dude, I guess so.

To be continued.......................................