The episode begins with a depiction of the universe, where Heaven lies in the sky with its golden gates shining. The narrator, Charlie, tells a story of how entities called Angels made the universe.

Charlie: "Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven and ruled by beings of Pure light, Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil."

As the narration goes on, the images show the silhouette of her father, Lucifer Morningstar, making fireworks, which draws the ire wrath of the angels for his behavior.

Charlie: "Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for All of creation. However, they see him as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So, he watched as the angels began expanding the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals to the first of Mankind."

The angels then created a planet called Earth, where they produced the first humans, Adam and Lilith.

Charlie: "But, despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love."

Lilith rejects Adam and flees, where she meets Lucifer and falls in love.

Charlie: "Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted."

They came to Adam's new bride, Eve, to offer her an apple from a tree to bring free will to humanity. But the Earth was shattered by darkness unleashed by them. The angels banished Lucifer and Eve from Heaven and Earth and into the depths of the black and dark realm now called Hell.

Charlie: "But this gift came with a curse. And with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way to Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream."

While Lucifer stagnated, Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights, leading the angels to start the yearly Extermination as population control for the overpopulated demons and sinners.

Charlie: "But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. Every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell."

As Charlie finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City.

Charlie: "Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud." She somberly looks out the window to see Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie comes into the room.

Vaggie: "Charlie?"

The key Charlie is holding transforms into Keekee who scampers away, and Charlie turns to Vaggie in surprise.

Charlie: "Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?"

Vaggie: Uh, yeah. I was right there." She points her thumb to the doorway.

Charlie: "Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps..."

Vaggie: "Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?" She chuckled and sat down with Charlie.

Charlie: "I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff."

Vaggie: "Did you hear from your mom?"

She was met with a shake of the princess' head which made her wince.

Vaggie: "Oof... how long has it been now?"

Charlie: "Not that long, only...seven....years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."

Vaggie: Well, at least you're not alone.

Charlie: "I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work."

Vaggie: "It will. I have faith in you."

KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.

Vaggie: "Alright, come on. Alice says she has something to show us." She walked out of the room.

As she leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.

The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alice caught their attention. 

Alice: "Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!"

As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her. It shows Charlie's interview with Katie Killjoy, then a picture of her crying as she faces away from her father who was in the opposite direction under a spotlight, then her showing her plan via poster to a confused crowd.

Alice: "Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. And as an added bonus, you get to meet the new Humans who appeared out of nowhere for yourselves! Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"

The scene then changes to show the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off, and Angel Dust flipping Alastor off. The camera shifts to Roxas and Xion sitting close together about to hold hands but became flustered when they saw the camera facing them. It changes to Axel who gave a two finger salute, lighting a flame from his index finger. And finally it transitions to Saix who was reading a book and stared at the camera mildly annoyed. It then shows a poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends.

Alice: "So, what do you think?"

On the couch, Charlie, Vaggie and Roxas were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, to which the sinner throws a fit at Alice.

Vaggie: "I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?"

Charlie: "Uh, Yeah. One note, Alice, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."

Vaggie: "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."

Roxas: "Did you really have to catch me and Xion at a bad time? It was unexpected that we nearly jumped out of our seats." 

Alice: "Funny. I was going for hilarious."

Vaggie: "It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point."

Charlie: "Vaggie is right Alice, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."

Alice: "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement. So, I had a little fun with it." She taps the television twice with her microphone staff.

Vaggie: "Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time."

Roxas: "Vaggie is right, Alice. We know you have a huge distaste for modern technology, but can you please take it seriously? They could really use your help. If not for them, can you please do it for me on their behalf?"

Seeing the boy ask for her help made her heart flutter. On the inside, Alice was gushing at how adorable Roxas was right now. "O-Of course, my young man! I suppose I can accept your proposal."

Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.

Vaggie: "What?"

Angel Dust: "If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" He takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it.

Vaggie: "Angel, you're a porn star."

Angel Dust: "A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."

Vaggie: "We are not filming a porn as a commercial."

Angel Dust: "Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with miss fancy talk-creepy voice here or little ol' cinnamon roll, firecracker and blueberry, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."

Roxas: "W-What?! U-Um, sorry but I don't swing that way, Angel." He blushed embarrassed.

Xion: "Not gonna happen there Spidey!" She hugged the boy tightly, making her point clear to the spider sinner.

As he was explaining, Alice appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement. Hearing their supposed nicknames, Axel and Saix voiced their opinions as they sat in the lounge area.

Alice: "Haha! Never going to happen!"

Axel: "Keep on dreaming there buddy."

Saix: "Not a chance."

Charlie: "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."

Angel Dust: "Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."

Charlie chuckles nervously until her phone rings from her father, Lucifer. "Hold that thought! I'll be right back. Hello, dad?" She moved to a more secluded spot to speak.

Angel Dust: "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't she just make people stay here?"

Alice: Oh, trust me, I can~" She smiles with a mischievously creepy look with dark magic. 

Husk: "Why do you think I'm here?"

They all turned to the cat like demon who was manning the bar while polishing a glass shot.

Husk: "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" As he cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.

Nifty: "I like being forced."

Husk: "Keep that to yourself, Niff."

Angel Dust: "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"

Husk: "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."

Angel Dust: "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."

Vaggie: "Angel, let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."

Xion: "Vaggie is right. It has to be their choice to come and try out the hotel. Forcing them would defeat the whole purpose."

Angel Dust: "I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?"

Axel: "You never know unless you try. My pals and I thought it was the end when we became Nobodies, yet here we are. As real as we can be."

Vaggie: "Thanks Axel. Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible. If they can do it, then surely we can."

Angel Dust: "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."

Back with Charlie, she seemed to have finished her conversation with her father as she was happy with the news she was hearing.

Charlie: "Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" She hangs up the phone and gasps in excitement. "Yes... YES!"

The princess giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie in gibberish, waving very frantically that freaks her girlfriend out.

Charlie: "VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!"

Vaggie: "Ah! What?"

Charlie: "Get over here!" She mumbled excitedly, waving for her to come over quickly.

Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mood.

Vaggie: "What's going on?"

Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.

Charlie: "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."

Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.

Vaggie: "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-"

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Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

Vaggie: "Charlie, hold on..."

Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

Vaggie: "It's just a meeting."

Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫

♫ And touch their hearts♫

♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫

Vaggie: "This could be bad..."

Charlie: ♫Cheer up, Vaggie! ♫

♫ This could be swell! ♫

♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫

Vaggie: "Okay, but just don't... sing to them."

Just before Vaggie could warn her, Axel, Saix, Xion, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as the porn star turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.

Angel Dust: "That bitch is halfway down the street!"

Vaggie: "Is she—?"

Angel Dust: "Oh, she's dancin'!"

Vaggie: "Ugh, no..."

Roxas: "I will go and keep an eye on her."

Vaggie: "Are you sure, Roxas? I don't want to trouble you with Charlie's shenanigans."

Roxas: "Don't worry about it. I've had my fair share of musicals." He assured her with a warm smile.

Seeing his smile, she couldn't help but blush. Finally, she relented and nodded at the Nobody. "Alright, just make sure she doesn't get into trouble."

He nodded and quickly ran out of the hotel to catch up with Charlie. We cut to the princess making her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song.

Charlie: ♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫

♫ That wafts through the air. ♫

♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫

She comes to a a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an Imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice her, and Charlie awkwardly flees before continuing to sing.

♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫

♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫

Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.

♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫

Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

Charlie: "Hi, mister!"

Demon: Go fuck yourself!

Slowly catching up to the princess, Roxas couldn't help but stop and smack the demon who cursed out Charlie before resuming his run. One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

Demon #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫

(Charlie: Hello!)

Demon #2: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫

(Charlie: Ah, excuse me!)

Demon #3: ♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫

Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫

Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.

Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫

♫ That any soul can change! ♫

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend.

Vaggie: ♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫

♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫

♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫

Vaggie: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫

♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫

♫ The lost and displaced. ♫

♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫

♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫

A truck comes by, and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town. Roxas groans but decided to take the easy route and use Glide to fly after the garbage truck.

Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫

♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫

♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫

♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫

Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on. Roxas couldn't help but hold in his stomach as to not try and throw seeing such a horrifying sight.

Roxas: "Oh my god, why?!"

Charlie: ♫ Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! ♫

♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫

♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫

♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫

(Sinner #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫)

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

(Sinner #2: ♫I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.♫)

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

♫ To change their minds. ♫

Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie, which creeps her out.

(Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫)

Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...

♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫

(Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!)

♫ I can already tell! ♫

♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!♫

Charlie has gotten to right where she wants to be, the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. Right as she was about to enter, she heard a loud THWACK as she turned around to see Roxas punting away the Trenchcoat Demon with his Keyblade.

Charlie: "Roxas? What are you doing here?"

Roxas: "I was following you throughout the whole trip. Vaggie was worried about you running off so I volunteered to watch over you."

Charlie: "Whoops! Hehe, sorry about that. I tend to get carried away when I start singing." She chuckled sheepishly.

Roxas: "It's no biggie. Besides I think you have a beautiful singing voice."

Hearing Roxas call her voice beautiful came to her as a surprise. She would always get that a lot from other people, even Vaggie whenever she sings with her. But hearing it come from Roxas made her cheeks flush a bright red. It didn't help that he flashed her a smile that could rival hers. 

Charlie: "Why is he so freaking adorable?!" She thought loudly in her head. "A-Anyway, let's head inside! We don't want to keep the Angels waiting now!"

Roxas: "Right! Let's go princess."

The two of them enter through the door and find the whole embassy empty. They walked to the front desk to check in.

Charlie: "Hello?" Her voice echoed around the halls. "Creepy..."

Roxas: "Tell me about it. Doesn't help that it feels fishy..."

Charlie and Roxas come to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.

Charlie: "Oh, okay... Also creepy." She writes her signature on the golden scroll.

Roxas: "I don't know why but this screams red flags all around." He grabbed the feather ink pen and signed his own name on the scroll.

The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie and Roxas the meeting room, as they entered inside the dark room with no one around.

Charlie: "Uh...hello? Is anyone here?"

The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.

Adam: "'Sup!"

Charlie: "Holy, shit!"

The princess immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. Roxas helps her get back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.

Charlie: "Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you."

Adam: "Yeah, I know."

Charlie: "Okay, well. It's nice to meet you."

Adam: "Totally. It's nice to meet you, too."

Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.

Adam: "Ha! I fucking got you. Did you see that? Ha. Good shit." He turns over to the Angel Lieutenant, who nods her head once.

Charlie: "Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?"

Adam: "No, you think I'd come down there? No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But it's such a bummer man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? Ew."

Charlie: "Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-"

Adam: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you. Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it." He takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward the demonic princess.

Charlie: "Uh...thanks."

Roxas: "No wait, Charlie! It's still a-!"

He didn't get to finish his warning as Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand past right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and Adam laughs.

Roxas: "Hologram..."

Adam: "I got you again, bitch! Fuckin' hilarious!"

Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter. All the while Roxas shook his head, knowing this will take a long time.

The scene cuts back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.

Vaggie: "Okay, so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. Alice?"

Alice snaps her fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused.

Vaggie: "A video camera?"

Alice: "Hmmm."

Despite her extreme distaste for modern technology, Alice adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps her fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

Vaggie: "Alright! Let's do this!"

The camera switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool. The camera whirs as it brings the two into focus.

Vaggie: "And... Action!"

Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.

Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"

Angel Dust: "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"

Husk: "Well, you come—"

Angel Dust: "Oh, yes!" He moans out.

Husk: "...to the right place."

Vaggie: "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?"

Husk: "I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!

Angel Dust: "Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. Rrawwr." He got close to his face and purrs seductively.

The sinner demon gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him off the counter painfully hard.

Husk: "Whoops." He grabs a bottle and drinks it.

Vaggie: "Husk, come on. Ugh... Alright you three, think you can help with the commercial?" She looked over at the three Nobodies.

Axel: "Sure thing. I've always wanted to be on the big screen."

Saix: "Try not to mess up on your lines, Lea. We're ready when you are, Vaggie."

Xion: "I-I'll do my best!"

Vaggie aimed the camera at them as she pressed record, giving the three of them a thumbs up. "Action!"

Axel: "Hey there! Shocker that you're down here eh? Why don't my friends and I give you a helping hand? Take it from here, Isa!"

Isa: "Thanks, Lea. Ever regretted the decisions you made when you were alive? Do you want to prove that you can change and better yourself? Then look no further than the Hazbin Hotel."

Xion: "Here, we are all about second chances. It isn't too late to start your path towards redemption. Give the hotel a shot. It doesn't hurt to try."

Axel/Saix/Xion: "So if you're looking down and want to make a difference, then look no further than the Hazbin Hotel!" The trio smiled for the camera, lighting up the area with a bit of their magic.

Vaggie: "And cut! That was perfect you guys! At least we got some decent footage for the commercial."

Xion: "It was our pleasure. If you need any of our help, don't hesitate to ask." She smiled softly. 

Cutting back to Charlie's meeting with Adam, she's looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life. Sitting next to her, Roxas was twirling Oblivion bored out of his mind while listening.

Adam: "So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

Charlie: "Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you... Oh.... That explains so much." She puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.

Adam: "I know. I fucking rock."

Roxas: "I highly doubt that..." He mumbled to himself.

Adam: "What was that?"

Roxas: "Oh, nothing important."

Charlie: "Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir."

Adam: "Call me, Dickmaster."

Charlie: "Adam. You seem like a smart... well, stand up guy."

Adam: "Uh-huh."

Charlie: "And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!"

Adam: "I mean, your words, babe."

Charlie: "Who would really love to put his name on something."

Adam: "Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"

Charlie: "It's a solution to our biggest problem!"

Adam: "Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."

Charlie: "No! Our... other biggest problem."

Adam: "Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem."

Charlie and Roxas stare at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.

Roxas: "This guy cannot be serious..."

Adam: "Ummm..."

We cut back to the hotel where we see Niffty trying to stab a bug. She tries to stab it but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her.

Niffty: "Stab! Stab! Stab!"

Vaggie: "Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?"

Niffty: "Got it. I'm ready."

Vaggie: "Action!"

Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Xion looks at the tiny cyclops with a hint of worry. Axel and Saix look at her and then at each other, wondering if she is alright in the head. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.

Vaggie: "Uhh, cut."

Niffty: "How was that?" She snaps out of it and goes back to her cheerful self.

Vaggie: "Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again."

Niffty: "Ok!"

Vaggie: "Action!"

Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.

Angel Dust: "You're doing great, Vagina."

Vaggie: "Cut! Alright, uhh... maybe we can try to... fix it in post."

Angel Dust: "Do you even know what that means?"

Vaggie: "I'll figure it out!"

The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial, minus the one she got from Xion, Axel and Saix. She groans with frustration before Alice enters the room.

Alice: "Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hmm?"

Vaggie: "Ugh, este pendeja... Why are you even here?"

Alice: "For entertainment. I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!"

Vaggie, getting ticked off by Alice and her carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward her.

Vaggie: "And here is Alice, the egocentric piece of shit that—"

As she is panning the camera scene up to Alice's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.

Alice: "I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio." Her pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the room goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alice's insults and walks up to her.

Vaggie: "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"

Alice: "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."

Vaggie: "Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?"

Alice: "Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or... Charlie and Roxas can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."

Vaggie glances away for a brief moment, unsure on what to do. But seeing as how they aren't making progress, she sighed before making her decision.

Vaggie: "Fine."

She picks up the camera and places it in Alice's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.

Alice: "Now then!"

Alice evaporates the camera with a clap of her hand, then snaps her fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Xion, Axel and Saix and dressing up everyone like a 50s style film crew. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.

Vaggie: "Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial."

The scene to Charlie looking exasperated and Roxas face planting on the table dealing with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.

Adam: "You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality"."

Charlie: "NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!"

Adam: "Ohh. Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"

Lute: "Got a good 275 this year, sir."

Adam: "275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." He raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she does.

Charlie: "Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people. You know that, right?"

Adam: "Oh yeah. That must suck for you!"

Roxas: "How can you be this cruel?! Don't you know that some of those souls could've been innocent people?!"

Charlie: "But these are souls...Human souls are just the same as the ones you have up in heaven.

Lute: "They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation."

Charlie: "You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."

Lute: "Angels don't make mistakes."

Charlie: "You really think that."

Lute: "I know that."

Adam: "Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life."

Roxas: "Then you both are more delusional than I thought..."

Adam: "Don't think I forgot about the elephant in the room. How in the flying fuck did a human end up in Hell? 

Lute: "I'd like to know what kind of blasphemy is going on. No human soul should keep their original form. How are you not dead?"

Roxas: "That's for me to know and you to find out. Why can't you feel sympathy for these sinners? They were human once. We all make mistakes, whether we admit to them or not."

Lute: "The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"

Adam: "Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it."

Charlie: "Oh, fuck!" She rushes to present her plan as fast as she can, summoning a stack of papers to the table. "Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes."

She starts singing quickly, pulling drawings from the stack to show them what she means.

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Charlie: ♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫

♫ It's a bad situation. ♫

♫ It's taking a toll. ♫

♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫

♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel —♫

Charlie puts down the drawings she's holding and reaches for another.

Charlie: "Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!"

♫ Right! Extermination! ♫

♫ I know you guys fly down. ♫

♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫

♫ And it must be annoying. ♫

♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫

♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫

♫ That trip disappears! ♫

♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫

♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day in— ♫

Adam: ♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫

Charlie: "Oh—"

Adam: ♫ Save us all precious time. ♫

Charlie: "Okay..."

Adam: ♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫

♫ Is letting them climb. ♫

♫ Up the ladder. ♫

♫ Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? ♫

Charlie: "Well, uh—"

Adam: ♫ Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫

♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

Charlie: "Okay, but—"

Adam: ♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫

♫ You're wasting your breath. ♫

Charlie: "Hehe..."

Adam: ♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫

♫ That they don't deserve death?

♫ Are they Winners? ♫

♫ Are they Sinners? ♫

♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫

Charlie: "Well, actually, if you take a look—"

Adam: ♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫

♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫

♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫

♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫

♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫

♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫

♫ Guitar solo, fuck yeah! ♫

Roxas helps Charlie get back up after being knocked down by Adam.

Charlie: "Ugh..."

Roxas: "Rude..."

Adam: ♫ Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie and Roxas from all sides.

Charlie: "Where the hell did you people come from?!"

Roxas: "Ask questions later, Charlie!"

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

♫ Fuckin' Hell is forever. ♫

♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫

♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫

♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫

Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making a growling noise as she burns the paper she's holding. Roxas gripped his fist tightly as he leaked out darkness from his body.

♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫

♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫

♫ That we've made the determination. ♫

♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫

He brandishes a scroll reading "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!!"

Charlie: "What?!"

Roxas: "That isn't fair!"

Adam: ♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫

♫ To slaughter those little cunts. ♫

♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫

♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫

Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door. Lute throws her papers after her.

Charlie: "Um, wait, you-you—"

As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. It fully closes before she can reach him. Feeling defeated, she slams her fist onto the door, tearing up. She was about to leave when she noticed that Roxas wasn't with her.

Charlie: "Roxas? OH SHIT, ROXAS!"

Back in the meeting room, Adam was laughing as he clutched his stomach, taking satisfaction in seeing Charlie's despair.

Adam: "Hahaha! Did you see that bitch's face?! Oh fuck, she really thought these sinners could be redeemed!"

Lute: "She is really delusional if she thinks such a thing is possible."

???: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

The two holy beings turned around and were surprised to see Roxas still in the meeting room. He looked at them angrily as his eyes flickered into an eerie yellow for a moment. 

Adam: "You're still here kid? I thought you got dragged out along with that kindergarten bitch."

Roxas: "How could you?! You're supposed to be beings of light, a force of good that helps others! You do this because you find it fun?! Their lives aren't your playthings!"

Lute: "Watch your tongue, brat. You may be a human, but don't forget who are your superiors. This extermination will happen, whether you have a say or not."

Roxas: "Screw that! I don't care if you're both my superiors, I won't let you do what you want!"

Adam: "Awww, what you gonna do pipsqueak? We're here and you're down there! Ha, suck it!"

The Keyblade warrior had enough as he summoned forth Oblivion and Oathkeeper in his hands. This shocked the first man and exorcist as they haven't seen nor heard of the weapon in such a long time.

Adam: "No fucking way! How does this brat have those things?!"

Lute: "Impossible... To a child?"

What happened next shocked them further. In the meeting room in Heaven, a dark corridor opened up. This alarmed the two as out of it came out Roxas who rushed at them with his Keyblades held in an x-formation. Very quickly, he slashed at the two of them. Acting quick, Adam summoned his guitar to block the attack. Lute drew out her holy blade to stop the slash. However, Roxas wasn't done as he sweeped them off their feet and blasted them away with Firaga. 

Roxas: "TAKE IT BACK!"

Adam: "Fucking Christ! Stop the projection! Send him back!"

Lute quickly cuts off the projection at the embassy as Exorcists barge in and grab Roxas by his coat. The boy struggled to escape from their grasp but his anger reached its peak when he saw Adam's smug smile. He let out a roar as an aura of darkness exploded from his body, sending the Exorcists back. The boy aimed his Keyblade towards Adam and charged up another Firaga, this time a darker variant. He shot the giant flame as it was almost about to hit him, but Lute took the brunt of the attack and screamed out in pain. Adam snapped his fingers as a portal opened, sending Roxas through it as he returned to the embassy. The Angels breathed out a sigh of relief. 

Adam: "That was too fucking close. Damn that stupid brat! He's really in for it now. When Extermination Day comes, he'll be the first I kill! Ain't that right, Lute?"

Lute: "Y-Yes, Sir." She groans as she stood back up, holding onto her arms that are covered in burn marks.

Adam: "Damn, you look like shit. Go and patch yourself up. I'm getting me a Heaven Pop." He walked out of the meeting room, leaving Lute by herself.

The female lieutenant looked at her scorched arms, remembering the enraged look Roxas had on his face. She growled under her breath but it soon turned into a light chuckle.

Lute: "That damned brat... You're starting to interest me~"

The scene cuts back to Charlie who was frantically pacing around in the main hall of the embassy, worried out of her mind for the Nobody.

Charlie: "Please be okay, Roxas. What if they already... NO! Don't think like that, Charlie. He's going to be okay. You just gotta have faith in him."

As she paces around more, she hears the doors open as Roxas gets flown out of the meeting room and lands on his back. The doors immediately close shut and lock themselves. The princess quickly ran up to him and helped him get back up.

Charlie: "Roxas! Thank Satan you're okay! What happened there? Did they hurt you badly?"

Roxas: "I-I'm fine, Charlie. Sorry for worrying you, but I had to give them a piece of my mind. I can't stand it when they belittled you like that."

Charlie: "I think we had enough for one day. Come on, let's head back to the hotel. But... No one's going to like the bad news..."

Roxas: "We'll deal with that when we get there. For now, let's get some rest."

The princess nodded as the two of them walked out of the Heaven Embassy. The trip back to the hotel was silent as they tried to wrap their heads at the events that had transpired. When they returned, Vaggie happily ran up to them.

Vaggie: "Charlie! Roxas! How did it go, did they listen?"

Charlie: "Oh, they sure did... hear it. But, um-"

Vaggie: "Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you. Alice pulled some strings and it's about to air."

Alice: "I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!"

Charlie: "Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?"

Roxas: "Already? This is great news!"

Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.

Axel: "No need to thank us. Just happy to help star in the show."

Saix: "It was... fun to say the least."

Xion: "We all did it together! It's the least we could do."

Charlie: "That's... that's amazing. Thank you, all of you." She teared up and beamed them with a smile.

Angel Dust: "Sshh, it's starting."

The new commercial they all recorded and performed was just about to start. Unfortunately, the TV cuts to a breaking news report, causing everyone to get annoyed and angrily complain. Niffty claps and giggles.

Katie Killjoy: "Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"

Tom Trench: "No, what does that mean, Katie?"

Katie Killjoy: "It means we're all royally fucked!"

Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination. The entire room, minus Alice, Charlie and Roxas, were in complete disbeilief.

Angel Dust: "Wait, what? Why?!"

Axel: "They cannot be serious?! They already had enough!"

Saix: "How disgusting... Are these beings really as pure hearted as they make out to be?"

Xion: "This is terrible... But why would they do this?"

Roxas: "Damn you, Adam..."

In the destroyed parts of Pentagram City, a drone scours the area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse as it shows the footage back in the meeting room in Heaven, with Adam and Lute watching through the projector.

Lute: "We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!"

Adam: "No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"

The leader of the Angel slams a fist on the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.