A/n: Hey everyone, quick announcement, I'm not a fan of the pacing in the show as eight episodes are not long enough to tell a good story, thank you Prime Video for that, so I've decided to sprinkle in some short original chapters while I'm working on the next episode, these are just fun adventures you've got going on in hell, plus, I don't think anyone's going to be complaining about more chapters, right?.

Also thanks to GeoStar19 for the meme idea, I'm a huge wrestling fan and this idea had me laughing for a few minutes.

It was the next morning and your eyes slowly fluttered open, you had hair in your face and in your mouth which you moved, Charlie was asleep on your right and Vaggie on your left, both tired from last night, you looked over and saw clothes lying around on the ground and smirked, weirdly the tv was on and what was playing was an episode of "Yeah I fucked your sister, so what?." showing a special episode featuring some popstar named Verosika Mayday...whoever the hell that is, you didn't care as you turned off the tv just as she removed her clothes.

You slowly got out of bed and grabbed your blue bathrobe to go take a shower, however, someone gripped your robe.

"Y/n..." Charlie groaned, not even opening her eyes. "...No...don't get up..."

"Charlie, come on." You smiled. "We all have to get up at some point."

"But I don't want to..." Charlie yawned, clinging to the robe. "Can you please just get back in bed?."

"Oh so when I ask that same question it's always "We've got stuff to do Y/n" or "Another time Y/n." but when I get up first, now you want to stay in bed?."

"I'm the princess of hell, Y/n..." She groaned. "If I wanted to I could order you around like a servant, but I won't, because that's mean and I don't like being mean to people, let alone someone I love."

"Aww..." You kissed her cheek. "Thanks-woah-"

She wrapped her arms around your midsection and yanked you back into the bed, getting you back in the middle, with her on top of your chest now, pinning you down

"Alright." You smirked, putting your hands up. "You've got me..."

"Damn right, I do." She kissed you on the lips.

"Now, what are you going to do with me, princess?." You asked.

"Whatever the hell I want..." Her voice went from cheerful and bubbly to a slow and sexy voice you are familiar with behind closed doors. "I am the princess after all."

"And I'm just a random hero who saved you from a fire-breathing dragon." You smirked trying to be funny.

"But a strong and sexy hero..." She caressed your face. "You know, I think you'd look good with a mustache."

"I know, there's only one problem." You motioned your head to Vaggie who was sleeping next to you, before she slowly woke up.

"Hey-wow...already?." She rubbed her eyes.

"Right on cue." You smiled. "The dragon awakes from its slumber."

"Oh fuck you." Vaggie sat up, rubbing her eyes. "So, what are our plans for today?."

"Well, after we finish what we started last night..." Charlie sighed before she yawned and rubbed her eyes. "I'll need a coffee."

"Y/n will get you some." Vaggie smiled at her.

"I will?-" You asked and Vaggie very slowly turned her head to you, you looked into her eyes and you saw a literal fire burning in it, as if Lilith herself was burning a hole through you.

"Yeah, I will, don't worry!." You chuckled nervously.

"And I need some as well." She continued to glare at you. 

"Yes, dear..." You groaned, trying to get Charlie off of you so you could get up.

"No, wait!." Charlie kept her body on you. "What about?-"

"Charlie, there are better things to do than having sex all the time." Vaggie got out of bed and went to the bathroom while Charlie frowned, letting you up.

"Hey, don't worry..." You lifted her chin. "When we're alone, your knight will come and rescue you again."

You kissed her on the lips and she smiled.

"Unless the dragon gets angry at me again."

"I heard that!." Vaggie shouted from the bathroom. 

You kissed Charlie again before putting on your robe and walked down the stairs, into the kitchen to begin preparing the coffee.

While waiting for it to be done, you turned on the downstairs TV.

"And tonight on 666 news, we'll be having an exclusive interview with hell's famous popstar, Verosika Mayday, but first, some juicy exclusive footage from when I was attacked by Charlie Morningstar's deranged, piece of shit boyfriend-" Katie Killjoy laughed before you turned off the tv.

"Goddamn bitch-" You groaned. "Why isn't there anything good on the news?-"

"Simple, my friend!." Alastor appeared behind you, making you jump. "It's because the radio is the only media to entertain the human soul, not these tiny noise machines that fit in your hand or those clunky picture boxes up on the wall-"

"Christ on a stick, you need to stop doing that shit man!." You shouted at him, still a bit shaken up. "I could've had a heart attack!."

"Well, that would at least get me in a better mood." He laughed before looking at the coffee maker. "What are you doing, if I may ask?."

"Making coffee for the girls, what does it look like?." You raised an eyebrow at him.

"Ah, well in that case..." Alastor twirled his staff. "Can you make mine as well?."

"You drink coffee?." You looked at him, confused.

"Of course I do." He chuckled. "Now, one important thing you should know, it must be all black because that's the way I like it, ả̶̜ṅ̷͉d̴͙͘ ̸̞͗ì̶̠f̴̡̎ ̶̹̃ḯ̶̱t̸̻̾'̴̤̊s̴̯͠ ̵̡̌n̵̠͝o̵̮̅t̵̗͠ ̸̧̃a̶̢̓l̶̖̃l̷͕͆ ̵̲̽b̴̲̅ĺ̶̥á̶̗c̸̙̆ḵ̶̌,̶̿ͅ ̶̼̎ṭ̷̌h̵͙̎è̸̢n̷͈̄ ̵̱̿Ǐ̴̭'̶͈͛l̷̹̋l̵̙͐ ̸̜͑h̴̥̆a̵͙̓v̸̦̏e̴̪͝ ̴̠̌ȳ̸͜ö̴͙́u̶̳͋ ̸̙͂s̴̲͝c̶̲͑ȓ̵͜e̸̖͆a̶͎̔m̴̝̿i̴̠̋n̵̰̅g̶͎̃ ̴̭̎y̷̡̎o̷͕͝u̸̺͒r̴̟͑ ̶̙͋l̵̲͝ù̷͜n̸̙̆ĝ̴̘s̷͖͂ ̸̟̎o̸̖͗u̸̟̎t̴͔́ ̴̗͘å̷͍l̴̨͋l̴̎ͅ ̷̼͝o̷͙̔v̶̟͐e̵̯͊ṙ̵͙ ̶̘͘t̴̰̏h̷̹͗e̷̖͘ ̸̞̔e̸͓̿n̷̅ͅt̸͍̒i̷̝̊r̷͚͒e̶̲͊ ̸͎͝p̶͊͜e̵̟͗n̵̔͜t̶̞͠å̶͉g̴͎̊r̵̼͌ą̷̋m̸̮̃ ̴͔̈f̴͕̓o̵̯͆r̶̥̿ ̴̱̓e̶̱̽v̸͙̄e̵̺̓r̷̖̋ý̵̙ȍ̶̙n̶̼̕e̵̛͉ ̸̖̓t̵͉́o̴̯̓ ̶̯̑h̴͈͋e̶͙͂ȃ̷͜r̸̝̔.̶͈͆"

"...Okay..." You backed away from him, up against the counter. "Sure thing, Al, you've got it-"

"Don't. Call. Me. That." Alastor smiled menacingly at you, his eyes staring into your soul like you've offended him in every way, shape, and/or form.

"Understood." You nodded.

"Lovely." He suddenly changed back to his joyful self. "I can see why the girls just adore you, doing all these nice things for them, you are the perfect man-maid."

He walked away, whistling a tune and you looked confused.

"That guy is many things..." You slowly said. "But whatever he is, he's not right."

You then looked back at the coffee, waiting for it to finish, suddenly, someone tapped your shoulder.

"Hey, Y/n, how's your eye?." Charlie asked, hugging you from behind. "I forgot to ask but ever since we met with Adam, I've been worried about a lot of things-"

"It's fine, Charlie...I think I may have a slight concussion from that camera hitting me, nothing to worry about." 

Charlie chuckled at your joke before looking sad, looking out the window.

"What's wrong?." You asked, looking at her over your shoulder.

"Just all the stuff with Adam, I-I thought angels could be reasoned with..." She frowned. "But nobody seems to believe me..."

"Hey." You grabbed her arms. "I believe you, Vaggie believes you, we both want you to be happy, you've come so far, you can't focus on the negatives, sure, Adam's a fucking dickhead who claims to be the dickmaster and he somehow got into heaven, but you are the devil's daughter, you are the spawn of satan, and while most people on earth think the devil's daughter is an evil bitch that will one day destroy us all, you are the complete opposite and I can say with full confidence that you one of the reasons I'm happy in hell."

Hearing that, Charlie's eyes began watering with joy and happiness.

"Please don't start crying happy tears-"

"Too late!." She cried into your shoulder, hugging you tightly, you sighed and began rubbing her back, Vaggie came down wearing her robe and smiled.

"I heard Charlie happy cry again." She walked over to the two of you and patted you on the back.

"I need that..." Charlie smiled. "After what's been going on recently, I just still can't believe that they didn't even care about my hotel, then threw us out like we were garbage."

"I'm sorry those bastards did that to you." Vaggie frowned. "If I ever see them, I will rip their wings off and stick them so far up their asses that they-"

"Okay, okay." Charlie hugged her. "Just relax and calm down, violence is never the answer..."

"Sometimes it is." You looked back at them, letting Charlie go. "Like that one slug guy who tried to get you to touch his dick two days ago, Charlie-"

"Wait, what!?." Vaggie shouted, turning her head to look at you.

"Don't worry, he's going to be dealt with." You smirked. "Now, should I shoot him with Peacemaker or Instigator?." You gestured to your two guns on the wall.

"Maybe you should try to talk with him, instead of using your guns..." Charlie frowned. "...Please?..."

"But, he tried to get you to touch his-"

"Y/n, just listen to her." Vaggie sighed. "And if anyone's going to deal with him...it'll be me..."

"Fine, fine." You rolled your eyes. "Coffee should be done soon, I'll make sure it's the way to like it."

"Good boy-I mean man." Vaggie tried correcting herself but it was too late as she quickly tried to hide her blush. "Oh god no-"

"Good boy?." You waggled your eyebrows.

"Good boy?." Angel smirked, now entering the room.

"Oooooh." Charlie giggled, poking Vaggie's arm.

Vaggie looked away, you swear you could see a slight blush on her face despite her attempts to hide it.

"Callarse la boca" She muttered in Spanish.

"Oooh, she's speaking Spanish again." You smiled, putting a hand on her shoulder. "So, dearest, since I'm a good boy, can you kiss me?-"

Vaggie's face was a little red but she kissed your cheek.

"Awww!." Charlie snapped a picture with her phone. "This will look great for the scrapbook!."

"Or when you'll show your little devil kids." Angel chuckled, opening the fridge.

"K-kids?." Your eyes widened.

"Oh yeah, they'll love it!." Charlie smiled. "Right, daddy?-"

"Don't call me that!." You looked at Charlie, gesturing to Angel. "Not with him around!."

"Awww..." Angel laughed. "Is daddy blushing?-"

"Shut up." You looked away from everyone, your face now turning red.

"Now who's the one blushing?." Vaggie smirked at you, which only made you blush harder.

"Do you want your coffee or not?." You continued looking away.

"Okay, fine..." She sighed. "You're very easy to tease."

"And you are quick to anger." You fired back.

"Of course I am, everyone knows this." She laughed. "We'll get out of your hair, just bring us the coffee when it's done, alright?."

"Yes Vaggie..." You glanced back at the coffee maker.

"Oh, and Y/n..." Vaggie stopped in the doorway.

"Yes?." You turned around before she ran over to you and kissed you on the lips again.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you, yesterday." She frowned. 

"Don't be, I started it." You tried to say before she put a hand over your mouth.

"Yes, but I shouldn't have reacted like that...just...don't call me that word again, okay?."

"I promise, I won't call you it again." You nodded. "Also, you owe me a new phone after you destroyed mine yesterday."

"Yes, I'm aware, just glad that's over with..." She then walked away again before turning around and kissing you on the lips again. "Love you."

"Love you too..." You smiled as she walked away, before this time Charlie ran up to you and wrapped her arms around you, hugging you.

"I love you too!." She giggled.

"Love you too, Charlie..." You smiled before she let you go and walked away to join Vaggie on the couch.

"So, daddy, where's my kiss and hug?." Angel smiled at you.

Timeskip...

You had made everyone coffee as they requested, Charlie wanted sugar and light creamer, Vaggie wanted an espresso, Alastor's previously requested all black, and Angel...well...let's just say he wanted "heavy creamer"...you were now in the living room, handing everyone their coffee, besides for Angel, you didn't make his.

"Here princess." You handed Charlie her mug and she smiled.

"Thanks babe." She kissed your cheek and then blew on it a few times before taking a sip. "Mmm, that's good, you always make the best coffee."

"Aww." You smiled. "Thank you, your highness."

"Stop it." She blushed. "You know I hate it when you call me that..."

"Hmm, how about your majesty?."

"How about just Charlie, no royal titles, just Charlie." She suggested. "As well as any pet names that you say to me."

"Fair enough." You nodded, sipping on your coffee mug.

"So." She asked, putting a hand on your leg and looking right at you. "What do you want for breakfast?."

"I'm good for whatever." You shrugged before you had an idea. "Hey, do you think I could cook this time?-"

"Not a chance in hell." Vaggie walked over to the couch, sitting down next to Charlie, who handed her her mug off the tray. "Not after what you did last time, sweetie."

"Oh come on, Vag." You frowned. "What happened last time wasn't that bad..."

"Y/n..." Vaggie folded her arms. "You know why you can't cook."

"What happened last time?." Sir Pentious slithered into the kitchen, rubbing his eyes, seems he had just woken up. "And can someone get me a coffee, I couldn't get any sleep with my egg bois staying up all night."

Now everyone, including Alastor, was looking at you, wanting you to explain what happened.

"Well?..." Alastor looked at you. "Come on, spit it out, let us hear how you managed to ruin breakfast, I'm sure it's quite an entertaining story."

"I'm not saying anything..." You looked away from everyone.

"We aren't going to stop until we know, babycakes..." Angel winked at you. "So just spill it and let us know..."

Flashback...

You were making pancakes for the girls, flipping them a few times, you flipped one a bit too high, and...it got stuck on the ceiling.

"Shit." You looked up at the pancake and turned off the stove as you tried to find a way to get it down, slowly the gears began turning inside your head. "Eh, I'll just throw something at it."

You began throwing anything you could get your hands on at the pancake, the salt and pepper shakers, a hammer, a spatula, a butter knife, a fork, a spoon, a plate, chairs from the kitchen table, the table, the milk which went everywhere when it came back down, the bag of flour that went everywhere as well, a bucket of hot water, Charlie's cat, which landed on the counter, on its feet unharmed, your keys, and your phone but nothing was working.

"GOD DAMNIT!." You shouted, slamming the counter.

"Hey Hun, what's all that noise-" Charlie walked in then stopped and looked around, seeing you, covered in milk and flour and a bunch of stuff all over the kitchen, it looked like a tornado had destroyed the kitchen.

"Hey babe..." You smiled, before gesturing to the plate of Pancakes that were good to eat. "Want some pancakes?."

End of Flashback...

Angel, Husk, Pentious, Alastor, and Nifty were all laughing their asses off at you after hearing that story.

"It's not funny!." You looked away.

"It's hilarious." Husk chuckled. "You must be some special kind of dumbass, who throws a whole damn table to get one pancake down?."

"What else was I supposed to do?." You asked.

"Maybe you should've used that spatula to get under it and pry it down!." He laughed harder.

"And this is the guy you two have sex each night?." Sir Pentious looked at Vaggie and Charlie, however, Vaggie gripped him by the neck and threw the serpent across the entire room.

"Woah, woah, chill out, it's just a joke..." Angel got up. "He's a decent guy, jeez, can't friends pick on each other now and again?."

"I don't like people insulting the ones I hold close to me!." Vaggie glared at him. "If anyone here ever, and I mean, ever says anything rude about him and I find out about it, I will take my spear and-"

"Can you all stop!?." Charlie shouted, getting everyone to stop, she slowly got more quiet. "Look, Y/n may have flaws, but we all do, nobody's perfect but I still love him, and that's what matters, now can we please stop fighting and figure out what to do for breakfast?."

You smiled hearing what Charlie said about you, you grabbed her, and carried her out of the room.

"Um, hun, where are we going?." She asked.

You whispered something in her ear which made her face turn red.

"O-O-Oh my..." She blushed madly. "Is the dragon going to join us?-"

Vaggie glared at the two of you as you carried Charlie upstairs, she followed you and looked at the others.

"If I find a single thing out of place, there will be HELL to pay!." She then quickly ran up the stairs after you and Charlie. "Hey, don't you dare get started without me!."

"Have fun toots." Angel smiled and sipped his drink.

"Rude." Sir Pentious frowned, rubbing his head.

Timeskip....also skip the lovemaking...

You, Vaggie, and Charlie were all sprawled out over the large bed, panting, the sheets were torn and clothes were on the floor again.

"That was....so...good!." Charlie smiled. "I-I-I mean, wow, I mean other times it was good but this time it was just-I-I kind of want another go!-"

"Give me a minute..." You huffed, grabbing a cigarette from the nightstand, but Vaggie gripped your hand. "...Please..."

She looked into your eyes and sighed, nodding, you took the cigarette and lit it up, taking a puff of it.

"So, do you guys want to watch the newest episode of Fizzie's Funhouse?." Charlie looked over at the two of you, panting.

"We've watched four seasons in two weeks..." Vaggie groaned rubbing Charlie's hand. "Can't we take a break?."

"Yeah." You added. "Besides, that show is a complete rip off of the FireFly Funhouse, which is a great show that should've never gotten canceled in the first place!."

"Y/n, if the host of the show dies then they can't make any more episodes." Charlie looked over at you. "Well, they can, just have to replace the host-"

"Which would be pointless!." You rolled your eyes. "Say what you will about Mr. Wyatt, the man was a genius ahead of his time, that clown guy stole all of his shit for this clown carnival copy."

Just then...you all heard a crashing sound from downstairs.

"What the hell was that?." Vaggie shouted, quickly putting on a robe and running out of the room, you and Charlie did the same and followed her.

You all got to the stairs and saw the chandelier, destroyed, pieces of it were everywhere.

"What the fuck did I say!?." Vaggie shouted at the others who shrugged.

"Hey, don't look at me." Angel rolled his eyes. "Pentious' eggs were running around and knocked into the rope that dropped the chandelier."

Vaggie glared at the eggs and looked like she was about to start making omelets before you got in front of her.

"Easy tiger..." You patted her arm. "We can replace it."

"Yeah, it shouldn't be that bad." Charlie nodded. "We just have to the store and buy another one, how hard can it be?."

"Exactly!." You nodded at Charlie. "Plus, we can get breakfast while we go shopping, since, you know, I'm not allowed to cook-"

"Shut up." Vaggie walked away, back up the stairs. "Come on, let's get going after we get dressed."

Timeskip...

You, Charlie, and Vaggie were walking down the streets of hell, you had on a coat and your guns were in your pockets, just in case...

"I love that coat on you." Charlie smiled looking back at you. "It looks so hot on you."

"And you look hot in anything you wear." You said, this made Charlie blush and kiss your cheek a few times while Vaggie smiled at this.

"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you-" Charlie kept saying over and over while you laughed

"Okay, calm down..." Vaggie lightly chuckled, pulling her away gently. "Save some for me, and we're almost there, let's try to not do it in the parking lot of the store."

You all walked to the front of the store and Vaggie turned to you.

"Y/n, can you make sure nobody tries to steal anything?." She asked.

"Why?." You raised an eyebrow. "It's hell, people can do what they want-"

"Not while I'm here." Charlie smiled. "Look, just make sure nobody steals anything before leaving the store..."

She leans in close.

"And I'll make sure to reward you when we get back to the hotel..."

"Yes, your Highness!." You saluted and stood by the door, standing like a soldier would, both girls smiled and went inside as you stood by the door. "Scream if you need any help-"

"Oh very funny." Vaggie rolled her eyes she took Charlie inside by the hand, you continued to lean against the wall, taking out a cigarette and lighting it.

"Hey, you can't stand there..." A guy sweeping the sidewalk said to you as you leaned against the wall outside.

"What, on the sidewalk?." You smirked, looking over at the guy.

"Yes, on the sidewalk." The continued sweeping.

"Is it your street?." You took a puff of your cigarette.

"Just get out of here." The guy groaned.

"...Why?..." 

"I said..." The guy pointed his broom at you, now a little angry. "Just get out of here-"

In a swift moment, you slapped him across the face, took the broom, and tossed it aside.

"Listen, pal..." You pointed at him, now with a cold and blank look.  "I'm waiting on two women."

You then put an arm around him and forced him to walk with you away from the doors.

"They're fine women, just went inside." You continued walking him down the sidewalk. "If I weren't waiting on them, you'd be dead already..."

His eyes began to widen and his lip began to quiver.

"But if you continue to irritate me..." You slowly took out one of your guns, making his skin turn pale. "I'll kill you, then make my apologies to them, it's your call-"

"I-I-I didn't mean nothing by it, sir..." He cowered in fear.

"Apology accepted." You smirked and patted his arm, putting your gun away. "Here, for your trouble."

You handed him a few dollars before the doors opened up and someone ran out of the store, carrying a chandelier.

"Hey!." Charlie shouted running outside. "That's ours, we paid for it!."

Vaggie came out, looking beyond pissed, she then slowly looked at you.

"Y/n, give me a gun..."

"You're actually going to shoot that guy?-"

"Give me a gun!." She gripped your jacket, you handed her a gun and she quickly turned around and shot the guy in the back, making him fall to the ground, and dropping the chandelier.

"Vaggie!." Charlie looked at her shocked, then ran over to the guy. "Sir, are you alright?."

The man groaned and rolled over and your eyes widened...it was the slug that wanted Charlie to touch him...

"OW!." He shouted. "YOUR CRAZY BITCH SHOT ME!-"

He then went wide-eyed as well, seeing Charlie once again.

"Wait, you, I remember you, you're the bitch that didn't touch my parts!." He shouted, then looking at you. "And you, you're the guy that was following her, what are you, her bodyguard?."

"You can call me that, but I'm also the boyfriend..." You cracked your knuckles. "And now, you're gonna show some respect to the princess of hell."

"Princess?." He looked at Charlie. "Oh shit...oh shit...oh shit...oh shit-"

"Y/n..." Vaggie looked at you. "Can you please take Charlie back to the hotel...I'll take care of the chandelier..."

You nodded and walked over to Charlie, putting an arm around her.

"Wait, but what about?." Charlie began to ask.

"Don't worry about it." You began walking her away from the store. "Let's just go back to the hotel, I'm sure Vaggie will just have a nice talk with the guy, that's all..."

Charlie tried to turn her head back but you stopped her.

"Hey, no, come on..." You frowned. "Why don't we do something fun."

"Like what?." Charlie asked. 

"We could go to Lu Lu World." You thought for a moment. "Wait, didn't that place close down because of a fire-no wait, that was the other place."

"We could watch a movie." She suggested. "Or try to catch up on that tv show we were trying to watch."

"Which one, we've started binge-watching five different shows at a time."

"The one where two imps start selling drugs so the one guy can make money for his family but get caught up in the mafia..." Charlie smiled. 

"Oh yeah." You nodded. "What was the name of the show again?."

Timeskip...

You and Charlie arrived back at the hotel, Husk was at the bar, drinking, as usual.

"Oh great, Romeo and Juliet are back." He rolled his eyes. "So, where's the new chandelier?."

"It should be on its way." Charlie smiled. "Vaggie's taking care of it."

"Hey." You looked around. "Where's everyone else?."

"You think I give a fuck about what everyone's doing?." Husk sighed. "All I know is Alastor's going on another one of his walks again, and Angel went to work, said he had an "important" meeting to get to."

"Well..." You looked at Charlie. "Seems we've got the place to ourselves, for now."

"You thinking what I'm thinking?." She looked at you, smiling brightly.

"Maybe, what are you thinking about?." You asked as she led you upstairs while Husk rolled his eyes.

"Great, now I gotta hear two hours of you two screaming your lungs out."

You and Charlie ran up the stairs and quickly got into the bed, but as you started taking your shirt off, you heard the tv turn on, Charlie had put on an episode of Fizzie's Funhouse...

You didn't say anything, you just looked at her confused.

"What?." She shrugged. "Isn't this what you wanted to do?."

"...Completly the opposite..." You sighed, putting your shirt back on. "Do I have to watch this?..."

"No, you don't have to." She smiled. "But...if you don't...you might be sleeping on the couch-"

"You wouldn't-" You groaned. "It's just a tv show-"

"It's my favorite show, and I want to watch it with one of my favorite people in hell." She patted the spot on the bed next to her, wanting you to lie down. "Besides, you watch an episode with me and we can have some real fun after."

"Fine..." You got into bed next to her and she wrapped her arms around you. "One episode...that's it..."

"Of course..." She kissed you on the cheek. "One episode..."

666 episodes later...

"And remember Fizzie's, make sure you come back for more excitement on Fizzie's funhouse!." Fizzaroli laughed as he waved to the camera and the outro ran again, it was now nighttime and your eyes were twitching.

"Okay, let's start the next season-" Charlie went to hit the button on the remote before you took it away from her. "Hey-"

You gently set the remote down and walked up to the tv, unplugging it...

"Eighteen hours, Charlie..." You slowly said. "You've had me laying here for eighteen hours...it's now nighttime and I'm tired as hell, now I don't even want to do it..."

"Aww come on." Charlie smiled. "I know you liked it, you just don't want to admit it."

"Charlie, if you weren't forcing me to watch it, I'd rather stab myself in the eyes with a fork than listen to another episode." You rubbed your eyes. "Now, I'm going to get a drink."

You walked over to the door and opened it, Vaggie was standing there...covered in blood.

"...Holy shit..." You backed away slightly. "Hey Vag..."

"Hey..." She smiled slightly at you, walking into the room, Charlie's jaw dropped.

"Oh my gosh-oh my gosh!." She panicked. "Vaggie what happened to you!-"

"Charlie, I'm fine." She patted her shoulder. "You don't have to worry about that damn slug trying to get you to touch him anymore."

"Thanks Vaggie." She smiled. "I'd hug you but well-"

Vaggie pulled her into a hug anyway, getting blood all over her tux jacket.

"Vaggie!." Charlie looked at her jacket that now had blood on it, Vaggie laughed before looking over at you.

"Now hold on." You backed up. "I just got this shirt-"

"Y/n, you're gonna deny me a hug?." Vaggie raised an eyebrow at you.

"You are covered head to toe in blood, there's an intestine around your neck like it's a damn scarf for god's sake!." You continued to back away, unfortunately, your back was up against the wall and Vaggie got right up in front of your face.

"No Vaggie-stop-this is a new shirt!!!!!." You pleaded before she hugged you tightly, getting blood all over your new shirt. "Awwwwww!!!!!."

"There we go..." She smiled, patting you on the back. "Now you can wash it again."

"So..." Charlie looked at her attire. "What happened to the slug guy?."

"More importantly, where's the new chandelier?." You asked.

"Relax, it's hung up, I had Husk and Angel do it." Vaggie continued hugging you. "And as for ese maldito bastardo viscoso...well...you're covered in him."

"That's what I thought..." You took off your shirt and started walking to the laundry room.

"Looking good." Angel winked at you.

"Fuck off Angel." You shouted as you walked past him down the halls.