Well this Mother's Day was freaking stupid. It started off as a really good day, ya know, getting up and eating my luxury breakfast of pancakes, hashbrowns, and eggs. Just kidding, I was eating Cap'N Crunch. Anyways, after I finished I went outside and watered my dog. WTF this isn't a YouTube video so I'm just gonna skip to the juicy parts. It was mom, my Aunt Becky, and my Grandma. We all went to Taco Bell for Mother's Day. I was wearing my Adidas and drinking Starbucks like any other normal pastry white girl. After I ordered my Quesarito, my mom decides to ask me what I'm gonna get her for Mother's Day. I said,"Hang on, let me go to the dollar store." I'm not rich so what you expect?

  I go inside the dollar store and there lies the card of all cards. It said, "Mom, today everyone jumped off a cliff. But I didn't!" Oh man, I loved it. I also bought it because it was on sale for 99 cents. I put a little bow on it and presented it to my mom like a dog would present a dead animal to their owner. Needless to say, she loved it. "OMG, for me??" she said. "Um duh, who else? I already gave my Aunt her things." Let's just say that's the last thing I said for a while. Til' next time!