Norbert's Status: Hey, does anyone know where Malfoy is?  I have been waiting thirty minutes to talk to him and I'm getting real bored!

Ginny Weasley has joined this chat. 

Ginny: Last time I heard of him he was teasing Hedwig online, a few hours ago. Don't know what he is doing now. Why do you want to talk to him?

Norbert: Hedwig asked me the same question. It's none of your business. 

Ginny: I hate it when people say that! It's so ANNOYING!

Ginny Weasley has left this chat. She does not like Norbert for two reasons: one, that he bit Ron, her brother, when he had did nothing wrong, and that Norbert seems to like Draco Malfoy. 

Norbert: Come on guys! Ginny is really angry at me now, simply for saying "It's none of your business." Will anyone be friends with me? ( Norbert has zero friends online, while Harry has at least eleven) 

Draco Malfoy has joined this chat. 

Draco: I'll be your friend! (thinking: Huh, NOT!)

Norbert: Very unusual for any Slytherin to say that. But anyway, there is an issue with your name I want to talk about. I don't understand why you are called Draco, the Latin word for my species, when you're not a dragon, don't look like a dragon or can't transform into a dragon! (thinking: I didn't really want to be friends with this dragon imposter.  Oh well)

Draco: It's just the name my parents gave me! (thinking: Shut up, you weird little creature that looked like a black umbrella!)

Norbert: Well, I don't like it for someone like you. How about another tough-sounding name, like Marcus or Ashley? 

Draco: (finally losing his temper)  Ashley!? Seriously, Norbert, that is a GIRL'S NAME AND I DO NOT WANT TO SOUND LIKE A GIRL! 

Norbert: Wait! It can be a boy's name too!

Draco Malfoy has left this chat feeling very grumpy. He and his friends are going to practise singing the Sltytherin song 'I Hate Everything About You'

Norbert: Well that didn't last very long. Anyone else I can talk to? (thinking: Nah, no one does!)

Hedwig has joined this chat. 

Hedwig: You won't believe what happened a few hours ago! Draco Malfoy said he would be my boyfriend if Harry Potter wouldn't be! You know what I did? I blocked him! I'm glad he's talked to you instead of me now!

Norbert: Yeah yeah, I believe it.Grumpy Ginny said that he was teasing you earlier. 

Hedwig: I saw that. Salazar's really dumb too. Harry's got Ginny, I don't like Draco, I don't like Salazar either, and Fawkes is so difficult,  I'm starting to think I shouldn't have a boyfriend at all!

Norbert: Your problem is that you always seek out or seem to want boyfriends that aren't your own species! You're a bizarre owl, Hedwig!

Hedwig: There aren't any male Snowies in the owlery! (sulks)

Norbert: Hedwig, you're an owl of sarcasm who has a milion excuses and says the word 'annoying'  too much.  That pretty much sums up your personality. 

Norbert has left this chat. Like Fawkes, he dosen't enjoy dealing with Hedwig.

Hedwig has left this chat. She is disappointed that there are no other male Snowy Owls in the owlery.