Norbert's status: Hedwig, a Snowy Owl I talked to a while ago, is just crazy! I don't know why she wants someone who is not an owl,Harry Potter, to be her boyfriend but obviously she is mad!

Harry (writing on Norbert's page)  This is craziness! Dragons can't type!..)

Norbert: Oh yes I can ! And so can Fawkes and Hedwig! You need to watch out for her because she has probably written a furious message on your page. I recommend you go look at it now!

Harry: Why she angry at me? She should be happy living at Hogwarts with the other owls!

Norbert: You'll find out...

Harry: (reading Hedwig's message) Oh, this is great, Norbert.  How will I keep her outside her cage without being told off by the Dursleys? And she'll probably want to keep Ginny away from me now! 

Norbert: Who are the Dursleys? 

Harry: Three stupid people I have to live with in the school holidays. They should go to PRISON for locking ME up in a cupboard! (throws his wand across the room in frustration)

Norbert: Well, they don't sound very nice!

Harry: And also I don't like any of the Malfoys or Professor Snape or-

Norbert: Yes, I know those people are dumb, but you need to DO SOMETHING about your Hedwig being attacked by Draco's owl! If you just leave her, she is likely to get even more angry and perhaps get seriously injured!

Before Harry could type a full sentence, Draco Malfoy has joined this chat. 

Draco: Have you got ANOTHER girlfriend, Potter?  I've read what Hedwig wrote! Well, my owl, Salazar, has attacked Hedwig and now she only has five toes! You won't have her soon!

Harry: (thinking: He literally means: Salazar is going to kill your owl girlfriend soon. I need to save her!) 

Ginny Weasley has joined this chat. 

Ginny: Shut up, Malfoy! Harry has quite a few girls who like him because he is a cool, brave, nice Gryffindor. But you don't because you're a dumb Slytherin who always bullies people!

Draco: Oh no... (thinking: I'm so embarassed...)

Draco Malfoy has left this chat to moan to his friends and parents that no girls like him.