Norbert's Status: Sup guys! Anyone wanna talk to me?

Within ten seconds of seeing his comment, Hedwig has joined this chat.

Hedwig: Hello! (thinking: Who is this person anyway?

Norbert:So who are you?

Hedwig:I'm a Snowy Owl. Have you heard of Harry Potter? Well I'm soooooooo annoyed at him because he actually appreciated me a while ago but now he's just dumped me and got another girlfriend! He even locked me in a tiny cage at daytime in some miserable house! Please help!

Norbert: What the?-

Fawkes has joined this chat.

Fawkes: Whoa! Calm down there! Harry is a nice boy, why are you being mean to him?

Hedwig: I just wrote the reason down, you dumb bum!

Fawkes: You're rather rude, aren't you?

Norbert: Fawkes, why did you just suddenly butt in on this chat? I don't even know who you are! So I'm leaving!

Norbert has left this chat.