Warning!: this chapter contains murder, false suicide, depression, mature language, and sexual harassment.

Songs: Me Inside Of Me and *shivers* Blue (aka the song that should not have been created)

Hey! I'm back from being grounded!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

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---} in le (Y/n) (L/n) dream world }}}
"Hello SLUT." Katsuki snarled "Katsuki! How did you get in here?" (Y/n) exclaimed.

"I'm like oxygen, I'm everywhere! Really (Y/n)? Sleeping with psycho-trench-coat-kid? I will crucify you for that. Everyone in school is going that goody-goody-two-shoes-(Y/n)-(L/n) is nothing but a dirty hoe."
"WHY ARE YOU SO DETERMINED TO HURT ME?!?!?!"
"Because I can! It'll be sooo very."
[👸🏻🤓] "Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very–"

@@@@@@@ dream over @@@@@@@

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" (Y/n) shrieked "(Y/n)! You're soaking wet!" Shoto said concerned. "It wa-it was just a dream." (Y/n) stuttered, putting on her clothes as quickly as possible.

(Author: that's right, you two did the dirty! Let's just hope (Y/n) didn't get pregnant.)

"Uh, what's the rush?" Shoto asked. "Oh, I,uh, need to go to Katsuki's." She replied, putting her shoes and socks. Shoto furrowed his brows in cunfusion "Why? I thought you said that you were done Katsuki."
"that was a sweet fantasy, a world without 'Katsuki the Almighty Temper Tantrum' , a world where everybody's free! But now it's morning and I have to go kiss her Atlantic-sized ass."
"Well, lemme come with."
"Really?"
"Y'know, for backup."
"Uh.. okay, I don't see why not."

(Author: oh you fool, you have no idea of what you've done!!!)

Shoto gives (Y/n) a quick, reassuring kiss. (Y/n), being the truthful, awkward girl she is, decided to spill the beans, "Um, by the way, you were my first." and walked out the house with Shoto trailing behind her with a triumphant smirk.

'''''' Timeskip to when you actually get to her house while explaining to your boyfriend (Shoto obviously) how you got his address (spoiler alert: it was Gretchen Wieners) ''''''

*knock knock knock*

"Katsuki?" (Y/n) called, "Maybe she's not home?" Shoto suggested. "Oh, trust me, she skips the 'Saturday Morning Trip To Grandma's' even when she's not hungover. KATSUKIII!" (Y/n) calls once again "WHAAT?!", but she got a reply this time. "Uh, it's me, (Y/n). I've uh,... I've come to apologize  for what happened yesterday." Katsuki snickered(A/n: HAVE A SHNICKERS BIOCH) "HA, well, I hope you brought me pants bitch! Fix me a Prairie Oyster and I'll think about lettin' ya off the hook." she ordered, closing her eyes and putting her sleeping back on.

"A Prairie Oyster, what's in there? Raw egg, vinegar..." (Y/n) trailed off, not sure what the rest of the ingredients were
"Worcestershire-sauce, hot sauce, salt, and pepper." Shoto said, completing the rest ingredients."Well, you know your hangover cures."
"My dad taught me all kinds of stuff." he replied. "Okay, here's my revenge! I'll drop a foolin' glob in her Prairie Oyster, she'll never know!" (Y/N) plotted, spitting into Katsuki's drink. Shoto spotted the drain cleaner.

(Literally everybody who has seen the musical: oh no)

"... Y'know, I'm more of a 'no-rust-buildup-man' myself." He stated slowly as he pick up the Drain cleaner. "Don't be a dick, that stuff will kill her." said (Y/n)
"Thus ending her hangover, I say we go with drainer." Shoto argued, going through the cabinets so he can dump it into a cup. "What're you doing?! You can't just... besides Katsuki will never drink anything that looks like that."
"So we use a mug, she won't know what she's drinking."
"Forget it, Sho."
"Chicken" he teased. "You're not funny."
"Okay, sorry!" he defended.

(Y/n) sets down the drink and begins to make out with Shoto, only to be interrupted by Katsuki yelling "PRAIRIE OYSTER! CHOP! CHOP!". (Y/n) sighs and picks up the drain cleaner drink by accident and began walking towards Katsuki. "(Y/n), you-" Shoto cut himself off "I what?"
"... good luck." (Y/n) giggled at his response, and continued onward.

"Morning Katsuki."
"(Y/n)... and a Jesse James Reject. Well, let's get to it. Beg."
"W-we both said things we didn't mean to last night a-"
"I actually prefer if you did this on your knees, in front of your boy-toy here." She interjected. "Yeah, anyhow, look, I'm really sorry-"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?! DOWN!" Katsuki shouted. (Y/n) slowly knelt and presented what soon would be the birthplace of a whole lotta drama and feels to ensue. "Nice try, but you're still dead to me." Katsuki taunted, and drank the trap. Suddenly she began cough and hack aggressively. 

(everyone reading this story: Hoo boi, here it comes)

Dying, she said to (Y/n) "You're fucking insane." and face-planted. "Holy crap!"
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE SHO, CALL 911" (Y/n) panicked."It's a little late for that." "KAtSUKI! KATSUKI! KATSUKI WAKE UP!!! KATSUKIII! ohmygawd. oh. my god. I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!"
"And your worst enemy-"
"SAME DIFFERENCE! Oooh god, the police are gonna think I did this on purpose, they're gonna have to send my S.A.T. to San Quentin-"
"Unless... look, she was reading The Bell Jar."
"Oh no"
"Oh yes, you can fake her handwriting, make her sound deep. Like this; I had pain in my path like Sylvia Plath, my problems were myriad-"
"-I  was having my period." (Y/n) joked and proceeded to laugh at it. She then remembered what was going on "OH MY GOOOD!!!". Shoto put his hands on her shoulders, "This is serious, you could to jail, get your head on straight now!" he scolded.

"Katsuki- Katsuki would never use the word 'myriad', okay? She missed it on her vocabulary list"
"So it's a badge for her failures at school, work with me!" Shoto explained animatedly, "Think. Long and hard. Conjure her up in your mind. What would she say? What- what is her final statement to a cold, uncaring plant?". 'Okay, here goes nothing! I can do this!' (Y/n) thought with silent confidence before going into theater mode.

"Dear world... believe it or not, I knew about fear; I knew the way loneliness stung. I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes; I learned to kiss boys with my tongue."

"That's good."

"But oh, the world, it held me down; It weighed like a concrete prom queen crown." suddenly, Katsuki's ghost came straight slam outta nowhere and began reading what (Y/n) wrote.

[K]"No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity... I am more than shoulder pads and makeup! No one sees the me inside of me..."

"Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply!" The ghost bitch snapped.
"Keep going, (Y/n). This has to be good enough to fool the cops." Shoto reminded, not really helping the situation at hand whatsoever.

<<< Timeskip to when the cops came and the culprits are at school <<<

"Whoa-ho-ho! Is it murder?" McCayne asked
"No, look. Here's a suicide note." Milner said.

[Y, K,COPS] "They couldn't see past my rock-star mystique, they wouldn't dare look in my eyes. But just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries! My looks were just like prison bars;

[Y,COPS]They've left me a myriad of scars."

[K]" 'Myriad', Nice."

[Y, K,COPS]"No one thinks a pretty girl has substance. That's the curse of popularity."

[PRINCIPAL MINETA]"I am more than just a source of handjobs."

[Y, K, PRINCIPAl, COPS] "No one sees the me inside of me."

"Katsuki Bakugou is not your everyday suicide." Principle Pervert admitted. "You should cancel classes." Coach Iida said. "No way, Coach! I send the kids home before lunch and the switchboard'll light up like a Christmas tree!" Principal Mineta exclaimed.

[Momo]"Our children are dying! I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria and just talk and feel, together."

"Thank you, Ms. Yaoyorozo. Call me when the shuttle lands."
"I'm telling you, we all misjudged Katsuki Bakugou! This is the loveliest suicide note I've ever read..." Ms. Yaoyozoro said with tears in her eyes.

[Momo& K]"Box up my clothing for Goodwill, and give the poor my Nordic Track, donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack, give them my hats and my CDs, my pumps and my flats, my three TVs!"

[K, FACULTY] "No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings; But I weep for all I failed to be. Maybe I can help the world by leaving; maybe that the me inside of me."

"Aw, hell. Long weekend for everybody!" The weak-ass-white-boy principal said as the students cheered, but were quickly interrupted by Momo.

[Momo] "Not so fast, kids. They're refueling the buses, which gives us a solid half-hour of healing. Now, I have mimeographed copies of the suicide note so you can feel Katsuki's anguish! I'll pass the suicide note around so you can feel Katsuki's anguish."

[D]"I never knew about her pain."

[Momo]"Go on!"

[HIPSTER DORK] "Her life had hit a rocky patch"

[Momo]"Feel!"

[YOUNG REPUBLICANETTE]"Deep down she wasn't cruel or vain..."

[Momo]"Heal!"

[Kids] "She didn't mean to be such a snatch!"

[Momo] "(Y/n), you're very quiet. What's on your mind?"

[Y]"Uh, maybe Katsuki realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power
And that the only way to do that was... death"

[Momo] "My God...look what we've done, we're breaking through! Katsuki would be so proud of you!"

[KIDS] "And you! And you! And you! And you!"

[🤓👸🏻] 'No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you.."

[GOTH GIRL]"Katsuki touching me..."

[🤓👸🏻] "But she's made us better than we were! Katsuki's dead, but she will live inside me, and I'll be the me inside of her..."

[K]"Holy crap! This is awesome!"

[🤓👸🏻]"Katsuki cried, our sins fell on her shoulders!"

[K]"Jesus Christ!" she grinned

[🤓👸🏻]"Katsuki died, so we could all be free!

[K] "I'm bigger than John fucking Lennon!"

[KIDS]"Katsuki's gone, but she will live forever!

[Toto]"She's the dove that sings outside my window!"

[BELEAGUERED GEEK] "She's the twin from whom I'm separated!

[HIPSTER GIRL]"She's the horse I never got for Christmas!"

[KIDS] "Katsuki sees the me inside of me!"

[🤓👸🏻] "Katsuki is the me inside of me! Inside of... me!"

_______ Timeskip to the day of our next song ______

"-Times like these, people choose to focus on their grief. Well, I hate those people, because I am a very positive person! I still remember the good ol' times like when Katsuki and I got our ears pierced at the mall, I can still hear those late-night phone conversations,-" Eijiko began to speak in multiple different languages, causing Shoto and (Y/n) to laugh and turn off the TV.

"Young man, I did not hear you come in." said Shoto's dad, walking into to the living room "'Hey dad, how was work today?' It was miserable! Some damn tribe of withered old bitches is trying to stop me from blowing up this fleabag hotel! All because Glenn Miller and his band once took a dump there." Shoto's dad took a swig of beer, "And just like Kansas, do you remember Kansas?"
"*sigh* The one with the wheat, right?"
"Save The Memorial Oak Society, showed those tree-humpers! 30 bricks of c-4 explocives strapped to the trunk arraigned, but acquitted. Godamn Kansas. 'Gee pop, I almost forgot to introduce you to my girlfriend'" He remarked.

(Y/n)blushed at being called Sho's girlfriend. "(Y/n), this is my dad. Big Bud Dean.."
"Hello.." (Y/n) greeted, but got beer shoved in her face. "'Hey son, why don't you ask your girlfriend to stay for dinner?'" Shoto said sarcastically, (Y/n) quickly whipped up an excuse to leave -"I can't, mom's making her famous spaghetti with a lot of oregano."
"Oh, nice! The last time I saw my mom was she was waving at me out of a window in a library in Texas, right dad?" Shoto scoffed, his tone sharp and salty towards the asshole that society dare tell him to call 'his father'.

"... Right, son..." He replied. (Y/n), suffocating on the tension between the two, decided to leave before she becomes the culprit to another crime.

+++Timeskip yet again, oh here comes the scene that I'm gonna regret making for the rest of my years...+++

'Dear Diary, Sho's dad will definitely NOT be speaking at our wedding-' (Y/n) was cut off by her phone ringing. She picks up the phone "Uhm, hello?"
"(Y/n)? It's me, Denki, I need help! I'm at the cemetery-"
"What's wrong?"
"Just... hurry up!.. Please? It's an emergency."
"*sigh* Okay..."

^^^^^ To the cemetery brought to you by your author sitting in the corner and regretting this already ^^^^^

so (Y/n) went to the cemetery and this abomination of song happened

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Look, I can't do this I just can't. Not with this song, just NO. Okay? This song is not worth of what's left of my almost-nonexistent pride!

Okay? Thank you and goodbye.