Play song when your told

Y/n: Dear diary, It been three weeks since uh i been friends with the heathers....well friends isn't the right word exactly it's more like the heather so...are people i work with and our jobs is being popular and-

Martha: Hey Y/n

Y/n: Hey

Martha: you look beautiful these days

Y/n: Yeah well it's do the same the underneath

Martha: Are you sure

Y/n: Look, i'm sorry i flaked on movie night last week i had a lot going on

Martha: I get that, you're with the Heathers now it's exciting

Y/n: It's whatever, but we'll hang soon i promise

Heather Duke: Y/n, Heather says to haul ass to the caf pronto

Y/n: How berry

Heather Chandler: Y/n i need a forgery and Ram Sweeney's handwriting. You'll need something to write one, Heather bend over

Heather Duke bends down and Y/n writes on her

Heather Chandler: (note)Hi honey, i've been watching you and thinking about us in the old days. I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend. I miss you! ~Ram. (end of note) put the XO after the signature.

Y/n: What's this for anyway?

Heather Chandler: You know how Ram used to hang with Martha dumptruck?

Y/n: Well yeah in kindergarten we all did

Heather Duke: We all didn't kiss on the kickball field

Heather McNamara: My god, that's right, i totally forgot Ram kissed Martha dumptruck it was disgusting

Heather Chandler: Perfect. Hey Ram, come here

Ram Sweeney: What do you think Heather wants

Kurt Kelly: I think she wants you like set her on your chops if it's spin around like a goddam pinwheel

Ram: Oh yea punch it in

Heather Chandler: Here sweetie, you give this note to Martha dumptruck for me

Y/n: What no

Ram: Since when did you hangout with the lard-ass

Kurt: Yeah

Heather Chandler: Don't read it, she's having an extra heavy blow and needed some advice from my gyno

Ram and Kelly: Ewwwwww

Y/n: Here i'll take it *grabs it* thank you yeah Martha had a thing for Ram like 12 years ago now this could kill her. Come on Heather you're bigger than this. 

(~Play song~)

H. Chandler

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice.
Here's some advice.
Listen up, biotch!

 H. Duke & H. McNarama 

I like!

H. Chandler: 

Lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

H. Duke & H. McNamara: 

I like!

H. Chandler:

Drinkin' hard

Maxin' Dad's credit card

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

I like!

H. Chandler:

Skippin' gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

I like!

H. Chandler:

Killer clothes

Heather:

Kickin' nerds in the nose!

H. Chandler:

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Woah!

H. Chandler:

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsha with the quarterback

Heathers:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

It's time for you to prove

You're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Guys fall

H. Duke

At your feet

Pay the check

H. McNamara

Help you cheat

Heathers:

All you

H. Duke

Have to do

H. Chandler:

Say goodbye to Shamoo

Heathers:

That freak's

H. McNamara:

Not your friend

I can tell in the end

Heathers:

If she

H. McNamara:

Had your shot

Heathers:

She would leave you to rot

H. McNamara:

'Course if you don't care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

Heathers:

Woah!

H. McNamara:

Or forget the creep

H. Duke:

And get in my jeep

H. Chandler:

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Heathers:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You're not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

H. Chandler:

You can join the team

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Or you can bitch and moan

H. Chandler:

You can live the dream

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Or you can die alone

H. Chandler:

You can fly with eagles

Heathers:

Or if you prefer

H. Chandler:

Keep on testing me

H. Duke & H. McNamara:

And end up like her!

MARTHA:

Y/n, look!

Ram invited me to his homecoming party.

This proves he's been thinking about me.

Y/n:

Color me stoked.

Martha:

I'm so happy!

Heathers:

Woah!

Heather Duke:

Honey, whachu waiting fo—

H. Chandler

SHUT UP HEATHER for step inyo my can-dy-- store Oooh woah!

Woah oh oh! Prove your not a lame ass any-more step into my candy store

H. Chandler: H. Duke & H. McNamara:

Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove

Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!

You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

Heathers:

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

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