*Howdy! I'm Jack, Jack the Septiceye!
*You must be new to the YOUTUBE.
*Golly! You must be so confused!
*Someone ought to show you how things work around here!
*I guess lil' ol me will have to do!
*You'll start off weak, but will grow strong if you gain a lot of LK!
*What's LK? Why LIKES, of course!
*You want some LIKES don't cha?
*Don't worry, I'll share some with you!
*Down here, LIKES are shared through....
*Little white..."Thumbs up!"
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*YOU IDIOT
*In this world...
* it's KILL or BE KILLED
*Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this?
*DIE.

Would anyone like this?