❝Hey.❞

❝Hey.❞

❝So..why exactly did I have to call you here?❞

❝Because what I'm about to say is a personal deal, nothing to do with the hotline. Don't need to get in trouble.❞

❝For what exactly? Not gonna lie, I'm extremely scared and shaky right now.❞

❝Look...what I'm about to say stays between us. You CANNOT tell the hotline on me or I will come back to haunt you...And possibly drain your whole bank account for fun. I will buy Victoria's Secret with your money if you try to get me in trouble for anything we say here.❞

❝Really? Was it necessary to go into all that detail?❞

❝What? Every girl likes having cute panti-❞

❝BLAH BLAH BLAH CAN WE NOT?! CAN WE NOT!❞

❝God forbid I say I wear underwear.❞

❝If I don't tell on you, promise you won't tell me about your panties anymore.❞

❝Sounds like a fair deal, hehe❞

❝Thank God.❞

❝Look, what I'm about to say stays between us. And I mean this in the non-creepiest way ever. Buuuut, I might be able to help you with your kissing problem.❞

❝...❞

❝...❞

❝...how?❞

❝I can teach you. Myself.❞

❝Did you ju-❞

❝Well, I mean for the right price of course. These lips are golden, you know.❞

❝Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that you want me to pay you to...kiss me?❞

❝No no no. You got it all wrong, dear boy. This is a service, not a giveaway. You will pay me to teach you the proper kissing technique...which, should I mention, will most likely win over your Redheaded Princess. I am a girl, I know what they think when it comes to this stuff.❞

❝Well you have been pretty accurate with everything else...but still.❞

❝But still what?❞

❝We haven't even met each other a-and....and you're actually willing to k-kiss me? Honestly, this whole scenario is just really really weird, 103. Really w-weird.❞

❝Hey, it was just a helpful thought. You're not obligated to say yes.❞

❝A-And if I did agree and said y-yes...?❞

❝Then that'll be the best fifty dollars you've ever spent in your life!❞

❝...❞

❝...❞

❝This is weird.❞

❝Right?❞

❝...❞

❝But you need pract-❞

❝Fine, alright. Just take my whole freaking bank account while you're at it!❞

❝Aw, you shouldn't have!❞

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