❝Payment has been approved! Thanks for your business! And now that this is all settled, provide me with some more details on your situation.❞

❝Alright. So like I mentioned earlier there's this girl that I've had my eye on for quite a while.❞

❝And why is she so fascinating to you?❞

❝I don't know. There's just something about her, ya know?❞

❝Actually, no I don't...Like why are you attracted to her?❞

❝She's just seems so mysterious. She's always got her nose stuck in a book and behind those thick-rimmed glasses, she seriously has the most gorgeous eyes. And let's not even get started on those curves of hers.❞

❝Yeah, let's not.❞

❝I just feel so hopeless right now. She's just so out of my league...❞

❝Hmm. Well from the information you gave me, she sounds like every other girl on the planet. You didn't really give me any unique info about her, no offense.❞

❝She's a straight A student, practices piano in her free time, and is apparently really into Disney movies.❞

❝Now we're talking...but wait, wait, wait. You said you never talked to her, right?❞

❝That is why I'm calling.❞

❝So, just curious. How do you know all of this then if you've never even gotten close enough to speak to her?❞

❝Uh...um...well I just happen to be a very good observer.❞

❝Lucky for you, there just happens to be a definition for that. It's called a stalker.❞

❝I'm not a stalker, okay?I'm just really, reeeeallly nervous to even speak to her. I get all shaky and sweaty just even thinking about getting close to her.❞

❝Aw! Not gonna lie, that's completely adorable.❞

❝No it's not! I'm completely embarrassed that I even had to call this place! I just need help- some serious help, okay?❞

❝Well obviously! You aren't telling me anything that I don't know. So I'll tell you what, I'm going to help you and tell you two words that'll help boost your confidence in just a few seconds.❞

❝What's that?❞

❝Hang up.❞

*click*

❝Wait, what?❞

❝...❞

❝103?❞

❝...❞

❝Hello?❞

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