Goblins
We had a wonderful time, after the "green stuff" which was salad, very good salad, we made a fire and had some meat. Tulip was sitting in my lap.
I snuggled into Fili's chest. Breathing in his scent. His hands ran through my hair, sending tingles through my body.
"Awwwwwww so adorable." Bofur joked around. I threw a piece of sausage at him and laughed.
I sensed something from Tulip. Looking into the creatures eyes, I could see she didn't want to continue.
"Tulip, you stay in Rivendell. Okay?" The rabbit looked at me, as if in relief, and I set her down.
"Go now, make a hole, and live your life here." I said, tears formed in my eyes, as my little friend hopped away.
Fili put his arms around me. "How do you understand the animals?" he asked softly.
"I just do." I replied.
The plan was made, we would leave tomorrow morning for the mountains, and wait for Gandalf there.
I lifted my head and kissed Fili goodnight before burying myself in the crook of his neck and falling into a deep dreamless sleep.
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I felt myself moving as I woke up. I felt around, without opening my eyes and I found Fili's face.
"Good morning to you too." He chuckled. I opened my eyes, he was carrying me.
"You didn't have to carry me, you could've woken me up." I yawned.
"You looked so peaceful." he defended.
I laughed as he set me down. Shortly after we came to the mountain. We hiked up, into a storm, wait... this was no ordinary storm.
Rocks crashed overhead. "This is a Thunderbattle!!" I screamed. Slowly, the legendary, rock, monster, things, came to life and started the epic battle.
It was very cool, until we learned that we were on a rock, monster, thing. As it's legs split apart, Fili and I were separated.
"Fili!!" I screamed.
We were swinging around, hanging on for dear life. But then, we made it onto a ledge.
Suddenly the other leg came crashing into the ledge around the bend. "FILI!!!" Kili and I yelled.
We ran around, hoping for the best, and expecting the worst. Luckily hope won.
"Fili!" I exclaimed in relief. "Thank goodness you are alright." Fili, Kili, and I hugged.
"In here." Thorin called, we set up our sleeping thing in a cave in the mountain, no fire.
Fili and I slept cuddled up to each other.
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We were awoken to yells, the floor started dropping and we slid down a chute onto a small platform.
Gross, creepy, goblins came and started to take us away.
"WATCH YOUR HANDS YOU SON OF A B****!!!!!!!" I screamed, as I felt one's hand on my chest. Fili gave it a death stare.
We were brought before the goblin king, a fat lazy arse. He started being all sarcastic and annoying. "Well if you won't talk, we'll make you squeal. Ladies first." he said, gesturing to me.
"NO!!" Fili screamed. Thorin stepped out, the goblin king started being sarcastic again, and mentioned the "Pale Orc" Azog the Defiler, ugh I hated him, but he died. Or apparently not, according to the goblins.
Suddenly one of the nosy little buggers found Thorin's sword. The Goblin Cleaver. The goblins weren't happy about that.
They attacked us all, I thought that this was it, we were going to die, I needed to find Fili and-
A bright light, and strong wind came. Gandalf. He yelled at us to fight, and so we did, we fought through all the stupid goblins, we swung across on bridges, and used ladders, and poles. It was very epic. We also noticed that Bilbo was missing.
Then the stupid goblin king stopped us in our path. We were surrounded, but not for long. "What are you going to do now wizard?" The goblin king asked Gandalf.
Gandalf took his staff and stabbed the goblin king in the eyes with it. He then sliced open the gruesome creature's belly. "That will do it." It gasped, Gandalf sliced it's neck.
The bridge started moving, down, we went extremely fast, rocketing deeper into the caves. Just before we hit the bottom I jumped off and rolled.
The dwarves landed under a pile of wood, and rubble. I got up, dusting myself off. Then somebody jinxed it, "That could've been worse." The dead goblin king fell on top of them. "You have got to be kidding me." Gloin exclaimed.
I scanned for Fili, finding him instantly. "Fili!!" I exclaimed, running to him, he got up and kissed me. "Thank goodness." I mumbled into his lips. "My thought exactly." He replied.
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Yay!! Goblins!! Fun!! (Note sarcasm.) I loved the song tho, I have the video at the top where the picture is, a very violent one about torturing. Ah good times, good times.
Signed,
The Queen™
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