(Note: I legit have no... titles, it's late cut me some slack  ;-; but have fun with this mess :D)

Aran was just walking back home from school, thinking to himself 

Sheesh, teachers are a real headache.

While walking, he got spooked by his best friend, Alex. 

"AH SHIT!" 

Aran proceeds to smack Alex in the arm. Alex just laughs, with some tears in his eyes, trying to catch his breath 

"That was gold! I swear on god I wish I recorded that!" 

Aran rolls his eyes and looks at him, saying 

"Har har, fuck you too." 

Alex puts his arm around Aran saying 

"Well, how's life my companion? Besides getting scared by me." 

Aran rolls his eyes saying 

"Well I was gonna go home and play a new video game that I just got." 

Alex's eyes lit up and smiled at him.

"Yes, you can come over and play it with me. Even though you don't even know the game I even have gotten." 

Alex responds while walking with him, 

"Well, I really don't care. Anything that gets me away from my house is fine by me." 

Aran chuckles and walks into the house with Alex. Aran's mom, Kate pops her head around from the corner, looking at both of them. Kate waves hi, saying 

"Hi baby! And Hi Alex!" 

Alex is our neighbor and been there since.. day one I suppose. Aran looks at her and says 

"Hi Mom. I'm just stealing Alex for a bit so we can play a video game. Is that ok?" 

Kate nods her head and smiles. Aran looks at Alex and says 

"Last one there is a sore loser." 

And thus Aran bolts to his room upstairs. Alex responds 

"HEY!" 

Thus he ran after him.  Alex somehow has beaten Aran in the race and Aran looks at Alex trying to catch his breath, saying 

"Fuck you bootleg Flash.."

 Alex laughs and falls down and laughs hard. 

"Oh god, Aran! You never fail me to make me laugh!" 

Aran sticks up his middle finger. Alex rolls his eyes responding 

"Where and when huh?" 

Aran shakes his head saying 

"You're nasty for that shit man." 

Alex has a puzzled look saying 

"Nasty? You know I'm that one gay kid that's your best friend man. So it's my job." 

Aran looks at him saying

 "Yeah at this point it's your job to get a boner from every guy you see huh?" 

Alex chuckles saying 

"From every guy? Oh no not you, you're fucking ugly." 

Alex laughs, and Aran sticks up his middle finger saying 

"Ouch my feelings and ego. Well, at least I have a bigger dick then you man." 

Alex stops laughing and stares at Aran, responding 

"That was YEARS ago man! We were like what? 13? 14?"

 "It was 14 Alex." 

"Yeah! So compare now! I have gotten bigger than you!" 

Aran chuckles and goes to his drawers, looking for something. Alex looks at him, asking

"What are you looking for?" 

"For a ruler dumb ass, let's see if that is true. Then we'll play the game." 

Alex chuckles saying 

"Alright if you say so, man. If you say so." 

Aran gets the ruler and Alex proceeds to take out his penis and rolls his eyes. Aran hands him the ruler and says 

"Measure it." Alex rolls his eyes and takes it and measures it up. 

"Huh..6.2..How about you Aran." 

Aran was speechless. Alex looks at the ruler and sees the marking. Alex looks at the ruler then back at Aran then back at the ruler.

"...Aran...." 

Aran snatches the ruler away and says 

"We shall never speak of it. Understand me?" 

Alex looks at him saying 

"..You serious or?.." 

Aran rolls his eyes and groans 

"YES IM FUCKING SERIOUS AND YOU WON'T SAY MY SIZE TO ANYONE ELSE!" 

Alex puts his hands up in defense and looks at him saying

"I won't, I won't. Trust me." 

Aran sighs and hides the ruler away.

"Anyway just fix your self up and we can play the game already ok?" 

Alex puts his penis away and sits down, grabbing a controller. Aran sits down next to him and grabs it as well. Alex chuckles, looking at Aran. Aran looks at Alex saying 

"Fuck you and everything you stand for man. I know I ain't that lucky. Maybe I'm just a late bloomer!" 

Alex chuckles saying 

"Yeah better pray on your end huh?" 

Aran rolls his eyes and starts up the game.