God,

I'm still not sure if you're real or not,

but if you are I've already sinned too many times to get in free so I wanted to know if I could buy myself a way into heaven.

You see, I know a few people who are going there,

and a few who are already there, and I want to be with them.

I know you have space; heaven would be a lot heavier if it were full now.

I will work here,

and when I get there; to pay off my debt.

If your answer is 'yes' ill see you at the gates.