#46 - Writing Meme - OTP Questions

note: questions from the "Important OTP questions" tag on tumblr

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Q:There's a wild turkey standing still right in the center of the left turn lane. Which member of your OTP would gently pull up behind it and wait for it to leave, and which member would lean out the car window and yell "hey turkey GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE STREET"

A: Mike would pull over, maybe honk the horn a bit, waiting. Tyler would be the one to scream profanity at it, but would start laughing his ass off halfway through unless it was really an emergency. Onity doesn't drive but if it was really a problem he'd jump out of the car and either chase it off the road or be chased off the road. 

Q:  Which part of ur otp almost gets hurt looking for Pokemon and which one trespasses?

A: Mike never steps foot on another person's property, Tyler will trip over objects and fall and run into things not watching out, Onity is the one who has nO FEAR IN TRESPASSING. In fact he'll announce he sees another Venonat and despite having 500 of them he'll dart off into someone's back yard for another. 

Q: WHO ROCKS THE FERRIS WHEEL SEAT?

A: Mike and Onity while Tyler screams at them to stop. 

Q: Who wakes the other up at 2 am to talk about the crazy conspiracy theory they just spent 6 hours researching

A: "Mike. Mike. Mike. MIKKE. MIKE WAKKKEE The fUCK UP." "W-what!?" "The government gives drugs to poor areas to create crime there." "Tyler shut the fuck up it's 2 A M." "No dude look lOOK AT THE EVIDENCE." "YOU HAVE WORK IN 3 FUCKING HOURS!" 

Q:Which of your OTP walks into glass windows thinking there is nothing there?

A: Tyler sometimes but Onity does it the most. 

Q:Who mixes assorted condiments just to see the other's disgusted reaction?

A: "Hey, hey Tyler. Look." "Jesus Christ Onity you disgusting fuck ketchup, shrimp sauce, jam, and nUTELLA DON'T FUCKING GO TOGETHER." "TASTES FUNNY" "STOP IT I'LL PUKE!"

Q:Which one holds the other's face in between the bread and which one is the idiot sandwich?

A: Tyler and Onity do this to each other. It either continues with a Gordon Ramsey insult-off or "Am i a yummy sandwich? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" 

Q:Who slams the oven door, who plays the trombone, and who isn't home?

A: Onity slams the oven door, Tyler plays the trombone, Mike isn't home. 

Q:  which one is Rhett and which one of us is Link? (from Good Mythical Morning)

A: Mike is Rhett, Tyler is Link, Onity is the entire Crew. 

Q: Who plays pacifist in Undertale and who kills eVERYONE IN SIGHT. 

A: Onity plays pacifist mode, Mike ends up with the neutral ending, and Tyler goes the genocide route.  Onity routes for all of the character's happiness and Mike is just interested in the story. Tyler just enjoys being the bad guy. 

Q:who begins chanting "FUCK DA POLICE" and who throws a 40 at the floor and yells "SCATTER"

A: Tyler begins the chanting, Mike throws the 40, and Onity is the one who stole the antique photo.