#12 – Writing Meme - Little Ball of Fire

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1. Who in your OTP is the serial butt-slapper and who is constantly getting their beautiful butt slapped?

     - Both Onity and Mike are guilty of grabbing Tyler's butt, Onity more so then Mike. 

2. Who wants to be immortal and who wants to die before they're old?

    - Tyler is more likely to want to live forever, or to be really really old, knowing down inside that his chances of living large aren't massive to begin with. Mike and Onity don't want to die young, but they'd rather die before they're old and can't even walk or go to the bathroom without help. 

3. Who smokes and who pulls the cigarette from between their lips every time they try to light one?

    - Mike, before meeting Tyler and Onity, used to smoke and drink a lot more, and so he's most likely to pick up a cigarette again after years of touching one. Tyler would be the one to snatch the thing and stomp on it. 

4. Who always has cold hands and who is always warming them up for them?

     - Mike and Onity often have cold fingers and it's up to the little ball of fire that is Tyler to warm them up. 

5. Who plays candy crush in important meetings and who elbows them in the ribs to make them pay attention?

     - Onity is more likely to be playing dumb games during important meetings and Mike is the embarrassed one trying to get them to look away from the game. Tyler could be on both sides or simply not care, depending on the situation.

6. Who can fall asleep anywhere (and does) and who has to put them to bed?

      - Mike sometimes stays up late at the kitchen table or the couch with his laptop to pay bills or stuff and will fall asleep like that, and so it's up to Tyler and Onity to get him to bed. As an added note, Onity won't sleep anywhere in the house other then the bed. 

7. Who is the genius procrastinator who wings every test but still comes away with straight As, and who takes preparation and conscientious work very seriously?

       - Onity pretty much has everything down when it's shown to him, it's Mike and Tyler who have the stay up studying in hopes to even pass, however give it time and they'll both say fuck it and give in to sleep. 

8. Who takes their coffee black and who likes it with milk and two sugars, getting called a pussy by Person A?

       - Both Mike and Tyler only drink coffee to get them up in the morning and don't care much for what kind it is, even if they don't like the taste of it. Onity sticks to tea. 

9. Who initially seems shady but turns out to be a cinnamon bun, and who initially seems like a cinnamon bun but turns out to be shady?

       - First meeting Onity, alone in the mansion, deprived of human contact, he seems somewhat shady, but once you adopt him into your home he's a bun of sinnamon. Mike is 98% cinnamon bun, Tyler i'm not too sure what he is. 

10. Who moans and talks with their mouth full whenever they eat good food, and who tells them to stfu but can't help laughing?

     -Tyler sometimes can't help himself and it's really funny to Mike and Onity. 

11. Who gives the bear hugs and who is always sidling up to them and snaking their arms around their waist?

     -Onity. He does both. He will do every embrace you will consent to. 

12. Who still buys juice boxes and fruit snacks to put in their lunch?

      - Mike buys them but they all three shamelessly drink/eat from them. He has to get sugar free versions of fruit juice and gummies for Onity though. Sometimes the boxes claim they're sugar free but only Onity can tell you if it's true or not. Sometimes Tyler accidentally grabs a juice or whatever from the sugar free box and doesn't realize it till he's at work. 

13. Who packs the other's lunch and who repays them in sexual favours?

      - I mean honestly Onity doesn't need his lunch packed he sits his ass at home all day but if he asks nicely Mike might make him a sandwich or something before he leaves for work in the morning. Mike doesn't really expect anything in return but Onity feels that it's only fair. 

14. Who leaves notes in the other's lunch and who tells them they're dumb (but secretly has a collection of every note Person A has ever written them)?

    - Onity leaves the post-it notes pretty much everywhere with hearts and dumb romance puns for Mike and Tyler and Tyler is the one who calls them dumb but hoards them secretly. Mike on the other hand expresses that he enjoys them as they make him feel better. Tyler hoards them to throw at Mike later when Mike feels down. 

15. Who unconsciously holds their breath the first time they kiss, and who pulls back and says, "Breathe..."?

      - Onity, as he has literally no clue how humans do anything at the beginning of their relationship. Tyler and Mike take on the role of reminding him to breathe sometimes. 

16. Who gets arrested for a petty crime they committed by accident and who bails them out?

     - Onity and Tyler are the ones who get arrested for an accident and Mike is the one to bail them out. 

17. Who grabs the other's hand just as they're getting out of bed and pulls them back under for cuddles?

        -  Onity. The other two often tell him that they've got to go to work though and can't stay. On weekends though they'll stay in bed all day if they can. 

18. Who gets mad about something unrelated to Person B and punches the wall, and who patches it up and kisses it better?

        - Tyler gets mad and punches the wall, Mike patches the wall back up to the best of his knowledge, Onity kisses it better. 

19. Who has the plain black phone case and who ordered one with cat ears off ebay?

       - Mike has a plain blue phone case and Onity has the one with cat ears. Tyler has a case with his favorite album cover on it. 

20. Who likes to drive with the music blaring and who is too shy to sing along?

      - Tyler drives with the music on loud and you probably won't find Mike singing along to much of anything really. 

21. Who's the fantastic kisser and who has the beautiful eyes?

      - Considering he's the one who couldn't breathe at first, Onity gets pretty good at kissing. He's also got some pretty beautiful eyes, considering they're both different colors and colors that humans don't normally have at that. 

22. Who has the sunshine smile and who has the seductive gaze?

     - Mike and Onity can both give pretty cute smiles. Despite the fact it's pretty hard to get one out of him, Tyler gives better seductive gazes then Onity. 

23. Who gets offended by the intensity of the other's crush on a celebrity?

    - Tyler will express the jealousy and Mike will internalize it. Don't blame the human loving gay baby though guys he can't help it. He adores the whole human race for it's positives and negatives but he'd leave it all for Tyler and Mike. (Though he's never really openly stated this so maybe the two don't understand that and it scares them?)

24. Who is embarrassed that they have to wear glasses sometimes and who wants them to wear them in bed?

     - TYler would wear his glasses 24/7 nonstop but alas it hurts to have glasses on with your head shoved in a pillow. Mike eventually needs reading glasses but doesn't seem embarrassed. Onity is secretly jealous he doesn't need glasses because they're nerdy and a turn on. 

25. Who cheats on the other then immediately begs for their forgiveness?

     -Onity will cheat in a video game and then get punched and then laugh his ass off. 

    -(On the topic though, Onity would be able to forgive if he was cheated on, but it would destroy Mike emotionally and Tyler would explode in rage).

26. Who is the jealous one and asks why the other was being so flirty all night, and who is oblivious to their own charms?

      - Mmmmm they're all pretty trusting of eachother, and Onity isn't a flirt to anyone he isn't really attracted too. He'll flirt all the time with Tyler and Mike. 

27. Who orders a milkshake with their food and who orders a soda?

      - Mike likes milkshakes and Tyler will drink soda until his teeth fall out. It's hard to find a good drink at food places that isn't sugary as shit though so good luck Onity. 

28. Who runs their battery down to 1% and who feels the need to charge theirs at 80%?

     - Tyler will run it down to 1%, Onity will let it go down to 20%, Mike doesn't like to see it drop down pass 70%

29. Who has the excellent singing voice and is always singing around the house (and for Person B), but has no interest in going professional?

      - Mike doesn't sing at all, Tyler will sometimes do something simple when he's with his guitar, and Onity....probably sings in the shower but hasn't yet to actually sing in front of anyone. 

30. Who would rather be barefoot if the setting is appropriate, and who has the huge and spectacular shoe collection (possibly also socks)?

       - Onity will go barefoot anywhere, Mike will take his shoes off it the setting is appropriate, and Tyler pretty much always has his shoes on. It's always the same pair though, so no big collection. 

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