War time
More meme skits just cause
Ninjago
Seliel: Alright who broke the coffee machine
Zane: I did. I broke it
Seliel: You're too nice to everything to do that. Nya?
Nya: Don't look at me, Kai probably did it!
Kai: I didn't break it!
Nya: How did you know it was broken? Huh?!
Kai: It's right in front of us, broken!
Nya: Suspicious!
Kai: No, it's not!
Cole: If it matters Jay was the last one to use it.
Jay: I don't even like coffee!
Cole: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jay: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cole!
Zane: Let's not fight over this. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Seliel: No! Who broke it!?
Lloyd: Skylor's been awfully quiet this whole time.
Skylor: Have I now?!
Seliel: *in another room* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll have their gi's on and the electric chicken will be loose.
Seliel: Good, it was getting a little too calm around here.
HTTYD
Astrid: Now, who destroyed my weapons storage?
Hiccup: I'm sorry Astrid, I was use-
Astrid: No, you didn't. Ruffnut?
Ruffnut: Huh? Uh, no I didn't didn't do it, but, uh, ask Tuffnut.
Tuffnut: Uh, no I didn't destroy it.
Ruffnut: but how'd you know it was broken, huh!?
Tuffnut: Cause it's right there, can I go back to the boar pit now?
Ruffnut: Suspicious.
Tuffnut: You're right, it is! Wait, what's suspicious again?
Snotlout: If it's worth anything Fishlegs was the last one to go near it.
Fishlegs: You know I don't go near Astrid's weapons!
Snotlout: Oh really?! Then what were you doing walking around it?
Fishlegs: I needed to collect boulders for Meatlug!
Hiccup: Let's not fight over this. Astrid I can help you rebuild it.
Astrid: We're not doing anything Hiccup until I find out who did it!
Dagur: may I point out that Heather has been awfully quiet!
Heather: Really?!
Astrid: *walks away from everyone fighting* I destroyed my storage. It wouldn't open so I ordered Stormfly to get it open, not what I planned but decided to make the most of it. I suspect that in ten minutes they'll have their dragons out and war paint on their faces.
Astrid: Good, they were getting too comfortable.
My Little Pony
Starlight: Alright which one of you broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad
Sunburst: I did. I broke it.
Starlight: No, you didn't. Who actually broke it? Discord?
Discord: Well don't look at me. It was probably Trixie.
Trixie: That's The Great and Powerful Trixie to you, buster! But no I didn't break it.
Discord: How did you know it was broken, hmmm?
Trixie: Ugh! Cause it's right there broken!
Discord: Suspicious!
Trixie: No it's not!
Maud: If it matters Carter was the last one to use it.
Carter: No, I don't even drink that crap.
Maud: Then what were you doing by it?
Carter: *face goes red* I like to use the creamer in my hot chocolate.
Sunburst: Let's not fight over it, Starlight let me replace it.
Starlight: No! Who broke it?!
Discord: Well the CMC have been awfully quiet.
Scootaloo: Oh really!
Starlight: *teleports out* I broke it. It wouldn't work so I tried to use a spell on it, ended up breaking it. I suspect that in ten minutes they'll have war paint on their faces and the students will be involved.
Starlight: Good, things were getting a little too quiet without Twilight.
Expect more of these my dear followers. Peace out!
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