Wattpad Shipper Headcannons

Mostly Keona headcannons :3

-Don't piss off Keona, or else you'll be rudely awakened by some heavy metal at 4 in the morning.

-Something is ALWAYS broken EVERY WEEK. We can blame the realm god.

-Just, there is a REALLY pissy realm god with MAJOR ANGER ISSUES.

-If you listen into Keona's room, you hear either snoring, or loud music. USUALLY BOTH.

-Threats are SERIOUS

-Puns.. PUNS, EVERYWHERE.... ;3

-The fridge needs to be restocked on a regular basis, THANKS TO THE REALM GOD OF COURSE! :D

-Keona once brought their pets over, DAT DIDN'T END WELL..

-Keona is engaged SO BACK THE FUCK OFF OUO

-Keona is the best a karaoke, HANDS FUCKING DOWN. (Jk I'm a fucking horrid singer, :P)

-Misgender once, alright you are corrected, twice, will you please remember? three times, I WILL SLAP A STICKY NOTE DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU SCUM, four times, your doing this on FUCKIN PURPOSE AREN'TCHA BITCH?! FUCK YOU

-Sensitive (sorta..)

-Undertale EVERYTHING

-Cat EVERYTHING

-Has a picture frame that's empty and it's glass is shattered, it's soft, it's used to be thrown at people you like/care about, HOW HARD IT HITS MATTERS ON HOW MUCH YOU CARE! (superpowerwolf_dan has been hit in the face at superspeed and force, fifty times. ;3)

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